Title: The Little Warrior
Author: Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Language: English
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The Little Warrior

by P. G. Wodehouse


Contents

 CHAPTER ONE
 CHAPTER TWO
 CHAPTER THREE
 CHAPTER FOUR
 CHAPTER FIVE
 CHAPTER SIX
 CHAPTER SEVEN
 CHAPTER EIGHT
 CHAPTER NINE
 CHAPTER TEN
 CHAPTER ELEVEN
 CHAPTER TWELVE
 CHAPTER THIRTEEN
 CHAPTER FOURTEEN
 CHAPTER FIFTEEN
 CHAPTER SIXTEEN
 CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
 CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
 CHAPTER NINETEEN
 CHAPTER TWENTY
 CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE



CHAPTER ONE


§ 1.

Freddie Rooke gazed coldly at the breakfast-table. Through a gleaming
eye-glass he inspected the revolting object which Parker, his faithful
man, had placed on a plate before him.

“Parker!” His voice had a ring of pain.

“Sir?”

“What’s this?”

“Poached egg, sir.”

Freddie averted his eyes with a silent shudder.

“It looks just like an old aunt of mine,” he said. “Remove it!”

He got up, and, wrapping his dressing-gown about his long legs, took up
a stand in front of the fireplace. From this position he surveyed the
room, his shoulders against the mantelpiece, his calves pressing the
club-fender. It was a cheerful oasis in a chill and foggy world, a
typical London bachelor’s breakfast-room. The walls were a restful
gray, and the table, set for two, a comfortable arrangement in white
and silver.

“Eggs, Parker,” said Freddie solemnly, “are the acid test!”

“Yes, sir?”

“If, on the morning after, you can tackle a poached egg, you are all
right. If not, not. And don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.”

“No, sir.”

Freddie pressed the palm of his hand to his brow, and sighed.

“It would seem, then, that I must have revelled a trifle
whole-heartedly last night. I was possibly a little blotto. Not
whiffled, perhaps, but indisputably blotto. Did I make much noise
coming in?”

“No, sir. You were very quiet.”

“Ah! A dashed bad sign!”

Freddie moved to the table, and poured himself a cup of coffee.

“The cream-jug is to your right, sir,” said the helpful Parker.

“Let it remain there. Café noir for me this morning. As noir as it can
jolly well stick!” Freddie retired to the fireplace and sipped
delicately. “As far as I can remember, it was Ronny Devereux’ birthday
or something …”

“Mr Martyn’s, I think you said, sir.”

“That’s right. Algy Martyn’s birthday, and Ronny and I were the guests.
It all comes back to me. I wanted Derek to roll along and join the
festivities—he’s never met Ronny—but he gave it a miss. Quite right! A
chap in his position has responsibilities. Member of Parliament and all
that. Besides,” said Freddie earnestly, driving home the point with a
wave of his spoon, “he’s engaged to be married. You must remember that,
Parker!”

“I will endeavor to, sir.”

“Sometimes,” said Freddie dreamily, “I wish I were engaged to be
married. Sometimes I wish I had some sweet girl to watch over me and …
No, I don’t, by Jove! It would give me the utter pip! Is Sir Derek up
yet, Parker?”

“Getting up, sir.”

“See that everything is all right, will you? I mean as regards the
foodstuffs and what not. I want him to make a good breakfast. He’s got
to meet his mother this morning at Charing Cross. She’s legging it back
from the Riviera.”

“Indeed, sir?”

Freddie shook his head.

“You wouldn’t speak in that light, careless tone if you knew her! Well,
you’ll see her tonight. She’s coming here to dinner.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Miss Mariner will be here, too. A foursome. Tell Mrs Parker to pull up
her socks and give us something pretty ripe. Soup, fish, all that sort
of thing. _She_ knows. And let’s have a stoup of malvoisie from the
oldest bin. This is a special occasion!”

“Her ladyship will be meeting Miss Mariner for the first time, sir?”

“You’ve put your finger on it! Absolutely the first time on this or any
stage! We must all rally round and make the thing a success.”

“I am sure Mrs Parker will strain every nerve, sir.” Parker moved to
the door, carrying the rejected egg, and stepped aside to allow a tall,
well-built man of about thirty to enter. “Good morning, Sir Derek.”

“Morning, Parker.”

Parker slid softly from the room. Derek Underhill sat down at the
table. He was a strikingly handsome man, with a strong, forceful face,
dark, lean and cleanly shaven. He was one of those men whom a stranger
would instinctively pick out of a crowd as worthy of note. His only
defect was that his heavy eyebrows gave him at times an expression
which was a little forbidding. Women, however, had never been repelled
by it. He was very popular with women, not quite so popular with
men—always excepting Freddie Rooke, who worshipped him. They had been
at school together, though Freddie was the younger by several years.

“Finished, Freddie?” asked Derek.

Freddie smiled wanly,

“We are not breakfasting this morning,” he replied. “The spirit was
willing, but the jolly old flesh would have none of it. To be perfectly
frank, the Last of the Rookes has a bit of a head.”

“Ass!” said Derek.

“A bit of sympathy,” said Freddie, pained, “would not be out of place.
We are far from well. Some person unknown has put a threshing-machine
inside the old bean and substituted a piece of brown paper for our
tongue. Things look dark and yellow and wobbly!”

“You shouldn’t have overdone it last night.”

“It was Algy Martyn’s birthday,” pleaded Freddie.

“If I were an ass like Algy Martyn,” said Derek, “I wouldn’t go about
advertising the fact that I’d been born. I’d hush it up!”

He helped himself to a plentiful portion of kedgeree, Freddie watching
him with repulsion mingled with envy. When he began to eat, the
spectacle became too poignant for the sufferer, and he wandered to the
window.

“What a beast of a day!”

It was an appalling day. January, that grim month, was treating London
with its usual severity. Early in the morning a bank of fog had rolled
up off the river, and was deepening from pearly white to a lurid brown.
It pressed on the window-pane like a blanket, leaving dark, damp
rivulets on the glass.

“Awful!” said Derek.

“Your mater’s train will be late.”

“Yes. Damned nuisance. It’s bad enough meeting trains in any case,
without having to hang about a draughty station for an hour.”

“And it’s sure, I should imagine,” went on Freddie, pursuing his train
of thought, “to make the dear old thing pretty tolerably ratty, if she
has one of those slow journeys.” He pottered back to the fireplace, and
rubbed his shoulders reflectively against the mantelpiece. “I take it
that you wrote to her about Jill?”

“Of course. That’s why she’s coming over, I suppose. By the way, you
got those seats for that theatre tonight?”

“Yes. Three together and one somewhere on the outskirts. If it’s all
the same to you, old thing, I’ll have the one on the outskirts.”

Derek, who had finished his kedgeree and was now making himself a blot
on Freddie’s horizon with toast and marmalade, laughed.

“What a rabbit you are, Freddie! Why on earth are you so afraid of
mother?”

Freddie looked at him as a timid young squire might have gazed upon St.
George when the latter set out to do battle with the dragon. He was of
the amiable type which makes heroes of its friends. In the old days
when he had fagged for him at Winchester he had thought Derek the most
wonderful person in the world, and this view he still retained. Indeed,
subsequent events had strengthened it. Derek had done the most amazing
things since leaving school. He had had a brilliant career at Oxford,
and now, in the House of Commons, was already looked upon by the
leaders of his party as one to be watched and encouraged. He played
polo superlatively well, and was a fine shot. But of all his gifts and
qualities the one that extorted Freddie’s admiration in its intensest
form was his lion-like courage as exemplified by his behavior in the
present crisis. There he sat, placidly eating toast and marmalade,
while the boat-train containing Lady Underhill already sped on its way
from Dover to London. It was like Drake playing bowls with the Spanish
Armada in sight.

“I wish I had your nerve!” he said, awed. “What I should be feeling, if
I were in your place and had to meet your mater after telling her that
I was engaged to marry a girl she had never seen, I don’t know. I’d
rather face a wounded tiger!”

“Idiot!” said Derek placidly.

“Not,” pursued Freddie, “that I mean to say anything in the least
derogatory and so forth to your jolly old mater, if you understand me,
but the fact remains she scares me pallid! Always has, ever since the
first time I went to stay at your place when I was a kid. I can still
remember catching her eye the morning I happened by pure chance to bung
an apple through her bedroom window, meaning to let a cat on the sill
below have it in the short ribs. She was at least thirty feet away,
but, by Jove, it stopped me like a bullet!”

“Push the bell, old man, will you? I want some more toast.”

Freddie did as he was requested with growing admiration.

“The condemned man made an excellent breakfast,” he murmured. “More
toast, Parker,” he added, as that admirable servitor opened the door.
“Gallant! That’s what I call it. Gallant!”

Derek tilted his chair back.

“Mother is sure to like Jill when she sees her,” he said.

“_When_ she sees her! Ah! But the trouble is, young feller-me-lad, that
she _hasn’t_ seen her! That’s the weak spot in your case, old
companion! A month ago she didn’t know of Jill’s existence. Now, you
know and I know that Jill is one of the best and brightest. As far as
we are concerned, everything in the good old garden is lovely. Why,
dash it, Jill and I were children together. Sported side by side on the
green, and what not. I remember Jill, when she was twelve, turning the
garden-hose on me and knocking about seventy-five per cent off the
market value of my best Sunday suit. That sort of thing forms a bond,
you know, and I’ve always felt that she was a corker. But your mater’s
got to discover it for herself. It’s a dashed pity, by Jove, that Jill
hasn’t a father or a mother or something of that species to rally round
just now. They would form a gang. There’s nothing like a gang! But
she’s only got that old uncle of hers. A rummy bird! Met him?”

“Several times. I like him.”

“Oh, he’s a genial old buck all right. A very bonhomous lad. But you
hear some pretty queer stories about him if you get among people who
knew him in the old days. Even now I’m not so dashed sure I should care
to play cards with him. Young Threepwood was telling me only the other
day that the old boy took thirty quid off him at picquet as clean as a
whistle. And Jimmy Monroe, who’s on the Stock Exchange, says he’s
frightfully busy these times buying margins or whatever it is chappies
do down in the City. Margins. That’s the word. Jimmy made me buy some
myself on a thing called Amalgamated Dyes. I don’t understand the
procedure exactly, but Jimmy says it’s a sound egg and will do me a bit
of good. What was I talking about? Oh, yes, old Selby. There’s no doubt
he’s quite a sportsman. But till you’ve got Jill well established, you
know, I shouldn’t enlarge on him too much with the mater.”

“On the contrary,” said Derek. “I shall mention him at the first
opportunity. He knew my father out in India.”

“Did he, by Jove! Oh, well, that makes a difference.”

Parker entered with the toast, and Derek resumed his breakfast.

“It may be a little bit awkward,” he said, “at first, meeting mother.
But everything will be all right after five minutes.”

“Absolutely! But, oh, boy! that first five minutes!” Freddie gazed
portentously through his eye-glass. Then he seemed to be undergoing
some internal struggle, for he gulped once or twice. “That first five
minutes!” he said, and paused again. A moment’s silent self-communion,
and he went on with a rush. “I say, listen. Shall I come along, too?”

“Come along?”

“To the station. With you.”

“What on earth for?”

“To see you through the opening stages. Break the ice and all that sort
of thing. Nothing like collecting a gang, you know. Moments when a
feller needs a friend and so forth. Say the word, and I’ll buzz along
and lend my moral support.”

Derek’s heavy eyebrows closed together in an offended frown, and seemed
to darken his whole face. This unsolicited offer of assistance hurt his
dignity. He showed a touch of the petulance which came now and then
when he was annoyed, to suggest that he might not possess so strong a
character as his exterior indicated.

“It’s very kind of you,” he began stiffly.

Freddie nodded. He was acutely conscious of this himself.

“Some fellows,” he observed, “would say ‘Not at all!’ I suppose. But
not the Last of the Rookes! For, honestly, old man, between ourselves,
I don’t mind admitting that this _is_ the bravest deed of the year, and
I’m dashed if I would do it for anyone else.”

“It’s very good of you, Freddie …”

“That’s all right. I’m a Boy Scout, and this is my act of kindness for
today.”

Derek got up from the table.

“Of course you mustn’t come,” he said. “We can’t form a sort of
debating society to discuss Jill on the platform at Charing Cross.”

“Oh, I would just hang around in the offing, shoving in an occasional
tactful word.”

“Nonsense!”

“The wheeze would simply be to …”

“It’s impossible.”

“Oh, very well,” said Freddie, damped. “Just as you say, of course. But
there’s nothing like a gang, old man, nothing like a gang!”

§ 2.

Derek Underhill threw down the stump of his cigar, and grunted
irritably. Inside Charing Cross Station business was proceeding as
usual. Porters wheeling baggage-trucks moved to and fro like
Juggernauts. Belated trains clanked in, glad to get home, while others,
less fortunate, crept reluctantly out through the blackness and
disappeared into an inferno of detonating fog-signals. For outside the
fog still held. The air was cold and raw and tasted coppery. In the
street traffic moved at a funeral pace, to the accompaniment of hoarse
cries and occasional crashes. Once the sun had worked its way through
the murk and had hung in the sky like a great red orange, but now all
was darkness and discomfort again, blended with that odd suggestion of
mystery and romance which is a London fog’s only redeeming quality.

It seemed to Derek that he had been patrolling the platform for a
life-time, but he resumed his sentinel duty. The fact that the
boat-train, being already forty-five minutes overdue, might arrive at
any moment made it imperative that he remain where he was instead of
sitting, as he would much have preferred to sit, in one of the
waiting-rooms. It would be a disaster if his mother should get out of
the train and not find him there to meet her. That was just the sort of
thing which would infuriate her; and her mood, after a Channel crossing
and a dreary journey by rail, would be sufficiently dangerous as it
was.

The fog and the waiting had had their effect upon Derek. The resolute
front he had exhibited to Freddie at the breakfast-table had melted
since his arrival at the station, and he was feeling nervous at the
prospect of the meeting that lay before him. Calm as he had appeared to
the eye of Freddie and bravely as he had spoken, Derek, in the recesses
of his heart, was afraid of his mother. There are men—and Derek
Underhill was one of them—who never wholly emerge from the nursery.
They may put away childish things and rise in the world to affluence
and success, but the hand that rocked their cradle still rules their
lives. As a boy, Derek had always been firmly controlled by his mother,
and the sway of her aggressive personality had endured through manhood.
Lady Underhill was a born ruler, dominating most of the people with
whom life brought her in contact. Distant cousins quaked at her name,
while among the male portion of her nearer relatives she was generally
alluded to as The Family Curse.

Now that his meeting with her might occur at any moment, Derek shrank
from it. It was not likely to be a pleasant one. The mere fact that
Lady Underhill was coming to London at all made that improbable. When a
man writes to inform his mother, who is wintering on the Riviera, that
he has become engaged to be married, the natural course for her to
pursue, if she approves of the step, is to wire her congratulations and
good wishes. When for these she substitutes a curt announcement that
she is returning immediately, a certain lack of complaisance seems to
be indicated.

Would his mother approve of Jill? That was the question which he had
been asking himself over and over again as he paced the platform in the
disheartening fog. Nothing had been said, nothing had even been hinted,
but he was perfectly aware that his marriage was a matter regarding
which Lady Underhill had always assumed that she was to be consulted,
even if she did not, as he suspected, claim the right to dictate. And
he had become engaged quite suddenly, without a word to her until it
was all over and settled.

That, as Freddie had pointed out, was the confoundedly awkward part of
it. His engagement had been so sudden. Jill had swept into his life
like a comet. His mother knew nothing of her. A month ago he had known
nothing of her himself. It would, he perceived, as far as the
benevolent approval of Lady Underhill was concerned, have been an
altogether different matter had his choice fallen upon one of those
damsels whose characters, personality, and ancestry she knew. Daughters
of solid and useful men; sisters of rising young politicians like
himself; nieces of Burke’s peerage; he could have introduced without
embarrassment one of these in the role of bride-elect. But Jill … Oh,
well, when once his mother had met Jill, everything was sure to be all
right. Nobody could resist Jill. It would be like resisting the
sunshine.

Somewhat comforted by this reflection, Derek turned to begin one more
walk along the platform, and stopped in mid-stride, raging. Beaming
over the collar of a plaid greatcoat, all helpfulness and devotion,
Freddie Rooke was advancing towards him, the friend that sticketh
closer than a brother. Like some loving dog, who, ordered home, sneaks
softly on through alleys and by-ways, peeping round corners and
crouching behind lamp-posts, the faithful Freddie had followed him
after all. And with him, to add the last touch to Derek’s discomfiture,
were those two inseparable allies of his, Ronny Devereux and Algy
Martyn.

“Well, old thing,” said Freddie, patting Derek encouragingly on the
shoulder, “here we are after all! I know you told me not to roll round
and so forth, but I knew you didn’t mean it. I thought it over after
you had left, and decided it would be a rotten trick not to cluster
about you in your hour of need. I hope you don’t mind Ronny and Algy
breezing along, too. The fact is, I was in the deuce of a funk—your
jolly old mater always rather paralyzes my nerve-centers, you know—so I
roped them in. Met ’em in Piccadilly, groping about for the club, and
conscripted ’em both, they very decently consenting. We all toddled off
and had a pick-me-up at that chemist chappie’s at the top of the
Hay-market, and now we’re feeling full of beans and buck, ready for
anything. I’ve explained the whole thing to them, and they’re with you
to the death! Collect a gang, dear boy, collect a gang! That’s the
motto. There’s nothing like it!”

“Nothing!” said Ronny.

“Absolutely nothing!” said Algy.

“We’ll just see you through the opening stages,” said Freddie, “and
then leg it. We’ll keep the conversation general, you know.”

“Stop it getting into painful channels,” said Ronny.

“Steer it clear,” said Algy, “of the touchy topic.”

“That’s the wheeze,” said Freddie. “We’ll … Oh, golly! There’s the
train coming in now!” His voice quavered, for not even the comforting
presence of his two allies could altogether sustain him in this ordeal.
But he pulled himself together with a manful effort. “Stick it, old
beans!” he said doughtily. “Now is the time for all good men to come to
the aid of the party!”

“We’re here!” said Ronny Devereux.

“On the spot!” said Algy Martyn.

§ 3.

The boat-train slid into the station. Bells rang, engines blew off
steam, porters shouted, baggage-trucks rattled over the platform. The
train began to give up its contents, now in ones and twos, now in a
steady stream. Most of the travellers seemed limp and exhausted, and
were pale with the pallor that comes of a choppy Channel crossing.
Almost the only exception to the general condition of collapse was the
eagle-faced lady in the brown ulster, who had taken up her stand in the
middle of the platform and was haranguing a subdued little maid in a
voice that cut the gloomy air like a steel knife. Like the other
travellers, she was pale, but she bore up resolutely. No one could have
told from Lady Underhill’s demeanor that the solid platform seemed to
heave beneath her feet like a deck.

“Have you got a porter, Ferris? Where is he, then? Ah! Have you got all
the bags? My jewel-case? The suit-case? The small brown bag? The rugs?
Where are the rugs?

“Yes, I can see them, my good girl. There is no need to brandish them
in my face. Keep the jewel-case and give the rest of the things to the
porter, and take him to look after the trunks. You remember which they
are? The steamer trunk, the other trunk, the black box … Very well.
Then make haste. And, when you’ve got them all together, tell the
porter to find you a four-wheeler. The small things will go inside.
Drive to the Savoy and ask for my suite. If they make any difficulty,
tell them that I engaged the rooms yesterday by telegraph from Mentone.
Do you understand?”

“Yes, m’lady.”

“Then go along. Oh, and give the porter sixpence. Sixpence is ample.”

“Yes, m’lady.”

The little maid, grasping the jewel-case, trotted off beside the now
pessimistic porter, who had started on this job under the impression
that there was at least a bob’s-worth in it. The remark about the
sixpence had jarred the porter’s faith in his species.

Derek approached, acutely conscious of Freddie, Ronny, and Algy, who
were skirmishing about his flank. He had enough to worry him without
them. He had listened with growing apprehension to the catalogue of his
mother’s possessions. Plainly this was no flying visit. You do not pop
over to London for a day or two with a steamer trunk, another trunk, a
black box, a suit-case, and a small brown bag. Lady Underhill had
evidently come prepared to stay; and the fact seemed to presage
trouble.

“Well, mother! So there you are at last!”

“Well, Derek!”

Derek kissed his mother. Freddie, Ronny, and Algy shuffled closer, like
leopards. Freddie, with the expression of one who leads a forlorn hope,
moved his Adam’s apple briskly up and down several times, and spoke.

“How do you do, Lady Underhill?”

“How do you do, Mr Rooke?”

Lady Underhill bowed stiffly and without pleasure. She was not fond of
the Last of the Rookes. She supposed the Almighty had had some wise
purpose in creating Freddie, but it had always been inscrutable to her.

“Like you,” mumbled Freddie, “to meet my friends. Lady Underhill. Mr
Devereux.”

“Charmed,” said Ronny affably.

“Mr Martyn.”

“Delighted,” said Algy with old-world courtesy.

Lady Underhill regarded this mob-scene with an eye of ice.

“How do you do?” she said. “Have you come to meet somebody?”

“I-er-we-er-why-er—” This woman always made Freddie feel as if he were
being disembowelled by some clumsy amateur. He wished that he had
defied the dictates of his better nature and remained in his snug rooms
at the Albany, allowing Derek to go through this business by himself.
“I-er-we-er-came to meet _you_, don’t you know!”

“Indeed! That was very kind of you!”

“Oh, not at all.”

“Thought we’d welcome you back to the old homestead,” said Ronny,
beaming.

“What could be sweeter?” said Algy. He produced a cigar-case, and
extracted a formidable torpedo-shaped Havana. He was feeling
delightfully at his ease, and couldn’t understand why Freddie had made
such a fuss about meeting this nice old lady. “Don’t mind if I smoke,
do you? Air’s a bit raw today. Gets into the lungs.”

Derek chafed impotently. These unsought allies were making a difficult
situation a thousand times worse. A more acute observer than young Mr
Martyn, he noted the tight lines about his mother’s mouth and knew them
for the danger-signal they were. Endeavoring to distract her with light
conversation, he selected a subject which was a little unfortunate.

“What sort of crossing did you have, mother?”

Lady Underhill winced. A current of air had sent the perfume of Algy’s
cigar playing about her nostrils. She closed her eyes, and her face
turned a shade paler. Freddie, observing this, felt quite sorry for the
poor old thing. She was a pest and a pot of poison, of course, but all
the same, he reflected charitably, it was a shame that she should look
so green about the gills. He came to the conclusion that she must be
hungry. The thing to do was to take her mind off it till she could be
conducted to a restaurant and dumped down in front of a bowl of soup.

“Bit choppy, I suppose, what?” he bellowed, in a voice that ran up and
down Lady Underhill’s nervous system like an electric needle. “I was
afraid you were going to have a pretty rough time of it when I read the
forecast in the paper. The good old boat wobbled a bit, eh?”

Lady Underhill uttered a faint moan. Freddie noticed that she was
looking deucedly chippy, even chippier than a moment ago.

“It’s an extraordinary thing about that Channel crossing,” said Algy
Martyn meditatively, as he puffed a refreshing cloud. “I’ve known
fellows who could travel quite happily everywhere else in the
world—round the Horn in sailing-ships and all that sort of thing—yield
up their immortal soul crossing the Channel! Absolutely yield up their
immortal soul! Don’t know why. Rummy, but there it is!”

“I’m like that myself,” assented Ronny Devereux. “That dashed trip from
Calais gets me every time. Bowls me right over. I go aboard, stoked to
the eyebrows with seasick remedies, swearing that this time I’ll fool
’em, but down I go ten minutes after we’ve started and the next thing I
know is somebody saying, ‘Well, well! So this is Dover!’”

“It’s exactly the same with me,” said Freddie, delighted with the
smooth, easy way the conversation was flowing. “Whether it’s the hot,
greasy smell of the engines …”

“It’s not the engines,” contended Ronny Devereux.

“Stands to reason it can’t be. I rather like the smell of engines. This
station is reeking with the smell of engine-grease, and I can drink it
in and enjoy it.” He sniffed luxuriantly. “It’s something else.”

“Ronny’s right,” said Algy cordially. “It isn’t the engines. It’s the
way the boat heaves up and down and up and down and up and down …” He
shifted his cigar to his left hand in order to give with his right a
spirited illustration of a Channel steamer going up and down and up and
down and up and down. Lady Underhill, who had opened her eyes, had an
excellent view of the performance, and closed her eyes again quickly.

“Be quiet!” she snapped.

“I was only saying …”

“Be quiet!”

“Oh, rather!”

Lady Underhill wrestled with herself. She was a woman of great
will-power and accustomed to triumph over the weaknesses of the flesh.
After awhile her eyes opened. She had forced herself, against the
evidence of her senses, to recognize that this was a platform on which
she stood and not a deck.

There was a pause. Algy, damped, was temporarily out of action, and his
friends had for the moment nothing to remark.

“I’m afraid you had a trying journey, mother,” said Derek. “The train
was very late.”

“Now, _train_-sickness,” said Algy, coming to the surface again, “is a
thing lots of people suffer from. Never could understand it myself.”

“I’ve never had a touch of train-sickness,” said Ronny.

“Oh, I have,” said Freddie. “I’ve often felt rotten on a train. I get
floating spots in front of my eyes and a sort of heaving sensation, and
everything kind of goes black …”

“Mr Rooke!”

“Eh?”

“I should be greatly obliged if you would keep these confidences for
the ear of your medical adviser.”

“Freddie,” intervened Derek hastily, “my mother’s rather tired. Do you
think you could be going ahead and getting a taxi?”

“My dear old chap, of course! Get you one in a second. Come along,
Algy. Pick up the old waukeesis, Ronny.”

And Freddie, accompanied by his henchmen, ambled off, well pleased with
himself. He had, he felt, helped to break the ice for Derek and had
seen him safely through those awkward opening stages. Now he could
totter off with a light heart and get a bite of lunch.

Lady Underhill’s eyes glittered. They were small, keen, black eyes,
unlike Derek’s, which were large and brown. In their other features the
two were obviously mother and son. Each had the same long upper lip,
the same thin, firm mouth, the prominent chin which was a family
characteristic of the Underhills, and the jutting Underhill nose. Most
of the Underhills came into the world looking as though they meant to
drive their way through life like a wedge.

“A little more,” she said tensely, “and I should have struck those
unspeakable young men with my umbrella. One of the things I have never
been able to understand, Derek, is why you should have selected that
imbecile Rooke as your closest friend.”

Derek smiled tolerantly.

“It was more a case of him selecting _me_. But Freddie is quite a good
fellow really. He’s a man you’ve got to know.”

“_I_ have not got to know him, and I thank heaven for it!”

“He’s a very good-natured fellow. It was decent of him to put me up at
the Albany while our house was let. By the way, he has some seats for
the first night of a new piece this evening. He suggested that we might
all dine at the Albany and go on to the theatre.” He hesitated a
moment. “Jill will be there,” he said, and felt easier now that her
name had at last come into the talk. “She’s longing to meet you.”

“Then why didn’t she meet me?”

“Here, do you mean? At the station? Well, I—I wanted you to see her for
the first time in pleasanter surroundings.”

“Oh!” said Lady Underhill shortly.

It is a disturbing thought that we suffer in this world just as much by
being prudent and taking precautions as we do by being rash and
impulsive and acting as the spirit moves us. If Jill had been permitted
by her wary fiancé to come with him to the station to meet his mother,
it is certain that much trouble would have been avoided. True, Lady
Underhill would probably have been rude to her in the opening stages of
the interview, but she would not have been alarmed and suspicious; or,
rather, the vague suspicion which she had been feeling would not have
solidified, as it did now, into definite certainty of the worst. All
that Derek had effected by his careful diplomacy had been to convince
his mother that he considered his bride-elect something to be broken
gently to her.

She stopped and faced him.

“Who is she?” she demanded. “Who is this girl?”

Derek flushed.

“I thought I made everything clear in my letter.”

“You made nothing clear at all.”

“By your leave!” chanted a porter behind them, and a baggage-truck
clove them apart.

“We can’t talk in a crowded station,” said Derek irritably. “Let me get
you to the taxi and take you to the hotel. … What do you want to know
about Jill?”

“Everything. Where does she come from? Who are her people? I don’t know
any Mariners.”

“I haven’t cross-examined her,” said Derek stiffly. “But I do know that
her parents are dead. Her father was an American.”

“American!”

“Americans frequently have daughters, I believe.”

“There is nothing to be gained by losing your temper,” said Lady
Underhill with steely calm.

“There is nothing to be gained, as far as I can see, by all this talk,”
retorted Derek. He wondered vexedly why his mother always had this
power of making him lose control of himself. He hated to lose control
of himself. It upset him, and blurred that vision which he liked to
have of himself as a calm, important man superior to ordinary
weaknesses. “Jill and I are engaged, and there is an end of it.”

“Don’t be a fool,” said Lady Underhill, and was driven away by another
baggage-truck. “You know perfectly well,” she resumed, returning to the
attack, “that your marriage is a matter of the greatest concern to me
and to the whole of the family.”

“Listen, mother!” Derek’s long wait on the draughty platform had
generated an irritability which overcame the deep-seated awe of his
mother which was the result of years of defeat in battles of the will.
“Let me tell you in a few words all that I know of Jill, and then we’ll
drop the subject. In the first place, she is a lady. Secondly, she has
plenty of money …”

“The Underhills do not need to marry for money.”

“I am not marrying for money!”

“Well, go on.”

“I have already described to you in my letter—very inadequately, but I
did my best—what she looks like. Her sweetness, her loveableness, all
the subtle things about her which go to make her what she is, you will
have to judge for yourself.”

“I intend to!”

“Well, that’s all, then. She lives with her uncle, a Major Selby …”

“Major Selby? What regiment?”

“I didn’t ask him,” snapped the goaded Derek. “And, in the name of
heaven, what does it matter?”

“Not the Guards?”

“I tell you I don’t know.”

“Probably a line regiment,” said Lady Underhill with an indescribable
sniff.

“Possibly. What then?” He paused, to play his trump card. “If you are
worrying about Major Selby’s social standing, I may as well tell you
that he used to know father.”

“What! When? Where?”

“Years ago. In India, when father was at Simla.”

“Selby? Selby? Not Christopher Selby?”

“Oh, you remember him?”

“I certainly remember him! Not that he and I ever met, but your father
often spoke of him.”

Derek was relieved. It was abominable that this sort of thing should
matter, but one had to face facts, and, as far as his mother was
concerned, it did. The fact that Jill’s uncle had known his dead father
would make all the difference to Lady Underhill.

“Christopher Selby!” said Lady Underhill reflectively. “Yes! I have
often heard your father speak of him. He was the man who gave your
father an I.O.U. to pay a card debt, and redeemed it with a check which
was returned by the bank!”

“What!”

“Didn’t you hear what I said? I will repeat it, if you wish.”

“There must have been some mistake.”

“Only the one your father made when he trusted the man.”

“It must have been some other fellow.”

“Of course!” said Lady Underhill satirically. “No doubt your father
knew hundreds of Christopher Selbys!”

Derek bit his lip.

“Well, after all,” he said doggedly, “whether it’s true or not …”

“I see no reason why your father should not have spoken the truth.”

“All right. We’ll say it is true, then. But what does it matter? I am
marrying Jill, not her uncle.”

“Nevertheless, it would be pleasanter if her only living relative were
not a swindler!… Tell me, where and how did you meet this girl?”

“I should be glad if you would not refer to her as ‘this girl.’ The
name, if you have forgotten it, is Mariner.”

“Well, where did you meet Miss Mariner?”

“At Prince’s.”

“Restaurant?”

“Skating-rink,” said Derek impatiently. “Just after you left for
Mentone. Freddie Rooke introduced me.”

“Oh, your intellectual friend Mr Rooke knows her?”

“They were children together. Her people lived next to the Rookes in
Worcestershire.”

“I thought you said she was an American.”

“I said her father was. He settled in England. Jill hasn’t been in
America since she was eight or nine.”

“The fact,” said Lady Underhill, “that the girl is a friend of Mr Rooke
is no great recommendation.”

Derek kicked angrily at a box of matches which someone had thrown down
on the platform.

“I wonder if you could possibly get it into your head, mother, that I
want to marry Jill, not engage her as an under-housemaid. I don’t
consider that she requires recommendations, as you call them. However,
don’t you think the most sensible thing is for you to wait till you
meet her at dinner tonight, and then you can form your own opinion? I’m
beginning to get a little bored with this futile discussion.”

“As you seem quite unable to talk on the subject of this girl without
becoming rude,” said Lady Underhill, “I agree with you. Let us hope
that my first impression will be a favorable one. Experience has taught
me that first impressions are everything.”

“I’m glad you think so,” said Derek, “for I fell in love with Jill the
very first moment I saw her!”

§ 4.

Parker stepped back, and surveyed with modest pride the dinner-table to
which he had been putting the finishing touches. It was an artistic job
and a credit to him.

“That’s that!” said Parker, satisfied.

He went to the window and looked out. The fog which had lasted well
into the evening, had vanished now, and the clear night was bright with
stars. A distant murmur of traffic came from the direction of
Piccadilly.

As he stood there, the front-door bell rang, and continued to ring in
little spurts of sound. If character can be deduced from bell-ringing,
as nowadays it apparently can be from every other form of human
activity, one might have hazarded the guess that whoever was on the
other side of the door was determined, impetuous, and energetic.

“Parker!”

Freddie Rooke pushed a tousled head, which had yet to be brushed into
the smooth sleekness that made it a delight to the public eye, out of a
room down the passage.

“Sir?”

“Somebody ringing.”

“I heard, sir. I was about to answer the bell.”

“If it’s Lady Underhill, tell her I’ll be in in a minute.”

“I fancy it is Miss Mariner, sir. I think I recognise her touch.”

He made his way down the passage to the front-door, and opened it. A
girl was standing outside. She wore a long gray fur coat, and a filmy
gray hood covered her hair. As Parker opened the door, she scampered in
like a gray kitten.

“Brrh! It’s cold!” she exclaimed. “Hullo, Parker!”

“Good evening, miss.”

“Am I the last or the first or what?”

Parker moved to help her with her cloak.

“Sir Derek and her ladyship have not yet arrived, miss. Sir Derek went
to bring her ladyship from the Savoy Hotel. Mr Rooke is dressing in his
bedroom and will be ready very shortly.”

The girl had slipped out of the fur coat, and Parker cast a swift
glance of approval at her. He had the valet’s unerring eye for a
thoroughbred, and Jill Mariner was manifestly that. It showed in her
walk, in every move of her small, active body, in the way she looked at
you, in the way she talked to you, in the little tilt of her resolute
chin. Her hair was pale gold, and had the brightness of coloring of a
child’s. Her face glowed, and her gray eyes sparkled. She looked very
much alive.

It was this aliveness of hers that was her chief charm. Her eyes were
good and her mouth, with its small, even teeth, attractive, but she
would have laughed if anybody had called her beautiful. She sometimes
doubted if she were even pretty. Yet few men had met her and remained
entirely undisturbed. She had a magnetism. One hapless youth, who had
laid his heart at her feet and had been commanded to pick it up again,
had endeavored subsequently to explain her attraction (to a bosom
friend over a mournful bottle of the best in the club smoking-room) in
these words: “I don’t know what it is about her, old man, but she
somehow makes a feller feel she’s so damned _interested_ in a chap, if
you know what I mean.” And, though not generally credited in his circle
with any great acuteness, there is no doubt that the speaker had
achieved something approaching a true analysis of Jill’s fascination
for his sex. She was interested in everything Life presented to her
notice, from a Coronation to a stray cat. She was vivid. She had
sympathy. She listened to you as though you really mattered. It takes a
man of tough fibre to resist these qualities. Women, on the other hand,
especially of the Lady Underhill type, can resist them without an
effort.

“Go and stir him up,” said Jill, alluding to the absent Mr Rooke. “Tell
him to come and talk to me. Where’s the nearest fire? I want to get
right over it and huddle.”

“The fire’s burning nicely in the sitting-room, miss.”

Jill hurried into the sitting-room, and increased her hold on Parker’s
esteem by exclaiming rapturously at the sight that greeted her. Parker
had expended time and trouble over the sitting-room. There was no dust,
no untidiness. The pictures all hung straight; the cushions were smooth
and unrumpled; and a fire of exactly the right dimensions burned
cheerfully in the grate, flickering cosily on the small piano by the
couch, on the deep leather arm-chairs which Freddie had brought with
him from Oxford, that home of comfortable chairs, and on the
photographs that studded the walls. In the center of the mantelpiece,
the place of honor, was the photograph of herself which she had given
Derek a week ago.

“You’re simply wonderful, Parker! I don’t see how you manage to make a
room so cosy!” Jill sat down on the club-fender that guarded the
fireplace, and held her hands over the blaze. “I can’t understand why
men ever marry. Fancy having to give up all this!”

“I am gratified that you appreciate it, miss. I did my best to make it
comfortable for you. I fancy I hear Mr Rooke coming now.”

“I hope the others won’t be long. I’m starving. Has Mrs Parker got
something very good for dinner?”

“She has strained every nerve, miss.”

“Then I’m sure it’s worth waiting for. Hullo, Freddie.”

Freddie Rooke, resplendent in evening dress, bustled in, patting his
tie with solicitous fingers. It had been right when he had looked in
the glass in his bedroom, but you never know about ties. Sometimes they
stay right, sometimes they wiggle up sideways. Life is full of these
anxieties.

“I shouldn’t touch it,” said Jill. “It looks beautiful, and, if I may
say so in confidence, is having a most disturbing effect on my
emotional nature. I’m not at all sure I shall be able to resist it
right through the evening. It isn’t fair of you to try to alienate the
affections of an engaged young person like this.”

Freddie squinted down, and became calmer.

“Hullo, Jill, old thing. Nobody here yet?”

“Well, I’m here,—the petite figure seated on the fender. But perhaps I
don’t count.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean that, you know.”

“I should hope not, when I’ve bought a special new dress just to
fascinate you. A creation I mean. When they cost as much as this one
did, you have to call them names. What do you think of it?”

Freddie seated himself on another section of the fender, and regarded
her with the eye of an expert. A snappy dresser, as the technical term
is, himself, he appreciated snap in the outer covering of the other
sex.

“Topping!” he said spaciously. “No other word for it! All wool and a
yard wide! Precisely as mother makes it! You look like a thingummy.”

“How splendid! All my life I’ve wanted to look like a thingummy, but
somehow I’ve never been able to manage it.”

“A wood-nymph!” exclaimed Freddie, in a burst of unwonted imagery.

“Wood-nymphs didn’t wear creations.”

“Well, you know what I mean!” He looked at her with honest admiration.
“Dash it, Jill, you know, there’s something about you! You’re—what’s
the word?—you’ve got such small bones!”

“Ugh! I suppose it’s a compliment, but how horrible it sounds! It makes
me feel like a skeleton.”

“I mean to say, you’re—you’re dainty!”

“That’s much better.”

“You look as if you weighed about an ounce and a half! You look like a
bit of thistledown! You’re a little fairy princess, dash it!”

“Freddie! This is eloquence!” Jill raised her left hand, and twiddled a
ringed finger ostentatiously. “Er—you _do_ realize that I’m bespoke,
don’t you, and that my heart, alas, is another’s? Because you sound as
if you were going to propose.”

Freddie produced a snowy handkerchief, and polished his eye-glass.
Solemnity descended on him like a cloud. He looked at Jill with an
earnest, paternal gaze.

“That reminds me,” he said. “I wanted to have, a bit of a talk with you
about that—being engaged and all that sort of thing. I’m glad I got you
alone before the Curse arrived.”

“Curse? Do you mean Derek’s mother? That sounds cheerful and
encouraging.”

“Well, she is, you know,” said Freddie earnestly. “She’s a bird! It
would be idle to deny it. She always puts the fear of God into me. I
never know what to say to her.”

“Why don’t you try asking her riddles?”

“It’s no joking matter,” persisted Freddie, his amiable face overcast.
“Wait till you meet her! You should have seen her at the station this
morning. You don’t know what you’re up against!”

“You make my flesh creep, Freddie. What am I up against?”

Freddie poked the fire scientifically, and assisted it with coal.

“It’s this way,” he said. “Of course, dear old Derek’s the finest chap
in the world.”

“I know that,” said Jill softly. She patted Freddie’s hand with a
little gesture of gratitude. Freddie’s devotion to Derek was a thing
that always touched her. She looked thoughtfully into the fire, and her
eyes seemed to glow in sympathy with the glowing coals. “There’s nobody
like him!”

“But,” continued Freddie, “he always has been frightfully under his
mother’s thumb, you know.”

Jill was conscious of a little flicker of irritation.

“Don’t be absurd, Freddie. How could a man like Derek be under
anybody’s thumb?”

“Well, you know what I mean!”

“I don’t in the least know what you mean.”

“I mean, it would be rather rotten if his mother set him against you.”

Jill clenched her teeth. The quick temper which always lurked so very
little beneath the surface of her cheerfulness was stirred. She felt
suddenly chilled and miserable. She tried to tell herself that Freddie
was just an amiable blunderer who spoke without sense or reason, but it
was no use. She could not rid herself of a feeling of foreboding and
discomfort. It had been the one jarring note in the sweet melody of her
love-story, this apprehension of Derek’s regarding his mother. The
Derek she loved was a strong man, with a strong man’s contempt for
other people’s criticism; and there had been something ignoble and
fussy in his attitude regarding Lady Underhill. She had tried to feel
that the flaw in her idol did not exist. And here was Freddie Rooke, a
man who admired Derek with all his hero-worshipping nature, pointing it
out independently. She was annoyed, and she expended her annoyance, as
women will do, upon the innocent bystander.

“Do you remember the time I turned the hose on you, Freddie,” she said,
rising from the fender, “years ago, when we were children, when you and
that awful Mason boy—what was his name? Wally Mason—teased me?” She
looked at the unhappy Freddie with a hostile eye. It was his blundering
words that had spoiled everything. “I’ve forgotten what it was all
about, but I know that you and Wally infuriated me and I turned the
garden hose on you and soaked you both to the skin. Well, all I want to
point out is that, if you go on talking nonsense about Derek and his
mother and me, I shall ask Parker to bring me a jug of water, and I
shall empty it over you! Set him against me! You talk as if love were a
thing any third party could come along and turn off with a tap! Do you
suppose that, when two people love each other as Derek and I do, that
it can possibly matter in the least what anybody else thinks or says,
even if it is his mother? I haven’t got a mother, but suppose Uncle
Chris came and warned me against Derek …”

Her anger suddenly left her as quickly as it had come. That was always
the way with Jill. One moment later she would be raging; the next,
something would tickle her sense of humor and restore her instantly to
cheerfulness. And the thought of dear, lazy old Uncle Chris taking the
trouble to warn anybody against anything except the wrong brand of wine
or an inferior make of cigar conjured up a picture before which wrath
melted away. She chuckled, and Freddie, who had been wilting on the
fender, perked up.

“You’re an extraordinary girl, Jill! One never knows when you’re going
to get the wind up.”

“Isn’t it enough to make me get the wind up, as you call it, when you
say absurd things like that?”

“I meant well, old girl!”

“That’s the trouble with you. You always do mean well. You go about the
world meaning well till people fly to put themselves under police
protection. Besides, what on earth could Lady Underhill find to object
to in me? I’ve plenty of money, and I’m one of the most charming and
attractive of Society belles. You needn’t take my word for that, and I
don’t suppose you’ve noticed it, but that’s what Mr Gossip in the
_Morning Mirror_ called me when he was writing about my getting engaged
to Derek. My maid showed me the clipping. There was quite a long
paragraph, with a picture of me that looked like a Zulu chieftainess
taken in a coal-cellar during a bad fog. Well, after that, what could
anyone say against me? I’m a perfect prize! I expect Lady Underhill
screamed with joy when she heard the news and went singing all over her
Riviera villa.”

“Yes,” said Freddie dubiously. “Yes, yes, oh, quite so, rather!”

Jill looked at him sternly.

“Freddie, you’re concealing something from me! You _don’t_ think I’m a
charming and attractive Society belle! Tell me why not and I’ll show
you where you are wrong. Is it my face you object to, or my manners, or
my figure? There was a young bride of Antigua, who said to her mate,
‘What a pig you are!’ Said he, ‘Oh, my queen, is it manners you mean,
or do you allude to my fig-u-ar?’ Isn’t my figuar all right, Freddie?”

“Oh, _I_ think you’re topping.”

“But for some reason you’re afraid that Derek’s mother won’t think so.
Why won’t Lady Underhill agree with Mr Gossip?”

Freddie hesitated.

“Speak up!”

“Well, it’s like this. Remember I’ve known the old devil …”

“Freddie Rooke! Where do you pick up such expressions? Not from me!”

“Well, that’s how I always think of her! I say I’ve known her ever
since I used to go and stop at their place when I was at school, and I
know exactly the sort of things that put her back up. She’s a
what-d’you-call-it.”

“I see no harm in that. Why shouldn’t the dear old lady be a
what-d’you-call-it? She must do _something_ in her spare time.”

“I mean to say, one of the old school, don’t you know. And you’re so
dashed impulsive, old girl. You know you are! You are always saying
things that come into your head.”

“You can’t say a thing unless it comes into your head.”

“You know what I mean,” Freddie went on earnestly, not to be diverted
from his theme. “You say rummy things and you do rummy things. What I
mean to say is, you’re impulsive.”

“What have I ever done that the sternest critic could call rummy?”

“Well, I’ve seen you with my own eyes stop in the middle of Bond Street
and help a lot of fellows shove along a cart that had got stuck. Mind
you, I’m not blaming you for it …”

“I should hope not. The poor old horse was trying all he knew to get
going, and he couldn’t quite make it. Naturally, I helped.”

“Oh, I know. Very decent and all that, but I doubt if Lady Underhill
would have thought a lot of it. And you’re so dashed chummy with the
lower orders.”

“Don’t be a snob, Freddie.”

“I’m not a snob,” protested Freddie, wounded. “When I’m alone with
Parker—for instance—I’m as chatty as dammit. But I don’t ask waiters in
public restaurants how their lumbago is.”

“Have you ever had lumbago?”

“No.”

“Well, it’s a very painful thing, and waiters get it just as badly as
dukes. Worse, I should think, because they’re always bending and
stooping and carrying things. Naturally one feels sorry for them.”

“But how do you ever find out that a waiter has _got_ lumbago?”

“I ask him; of course.”

“Well, for goodness sake,” said Freddie, “if you feel the impulse to do
that sort of thing tonight, try and restrain it. I mean to say, if
you’re curious to know anything about Parker’s chilblains, for
instance, don’t enquire after them while he’s handing Lady Underhill
the potatoes! She wouldn’t like it.”

Jill uttered an exclamation.

“I knew there was something! Being so cold and wanting to rush in and
crouch over a fire put it clean out of my head. He must be thinking me
a perfect beast!” She ran to the door. “Parker! Parker!”

Parker appeared from nowhere.

“Yes, miss?”

“I’m so sorry I forgot to ask before. How are your chilblains?”

“A good deal better, miss, thank you.”

“Did you try the stuff I recommended?”

“Yes, miss. It did them a world of good.”

“Splendid!”

Jill went back into the sitting-room.

“It’s all right,” she said reassuringly. “They’re better.”

She wandered restlessly about the room, looking at the photographs.

“What a lot of girls you seem to know, Freddie. Are these all the ones
you’ve loved and lost?” She sat down at the piano and touched the keys.
The clock on the mantelpiece chimed the half hour. “I wish to goodness
they would arrive,” she said.

“They’ll be here pretty soon, I expect.”

“It’s rather awful,” said Jill, “to think of Lady Underhill racing all
the way from Mentone to Paris and from Paris to Calais and from Calais
to Dover and from Dover to London simply to inspect me. You can’t
wonder I’m nervous, Freddie.”

The eye-glass dropped from Freddie’s eye.

“Are _you_ nervous?” he asked, astonished.

“Of course I’m nervous. Wouldn’t you be in my place?”

“Well, I should never have thought it.”

“Why do you suppose I’ve been talking such a lot? Why do you imagine I
snapped your poor, innocent head off just now? I’m terrified inside,
terrified!”

“You don’t look it, by Jove!”

“No, I’m trying to be a little warrior. That’s what Uncle Chris always
used to call me. It started the day when he took me to have a tooth
out, when I was ten. ‘Be a little warrior, Jill!’ he kept saying—‘Be a
little warrior!’ And I was.” She looked at the clock. “But I shan’t be
if they don’t get here soon. The suspense is awful.” She strummed the
keys. “Suppose she _doesn’t_ like me, Freddie! You see how you’ve
scared me.”

“I didn’t say she wouldn’t. I only said you’d got to watch out a bit.”

“Something tells me she won’t. My nerve is oozing out of me.” Jill
shook her head impatiently. “It’s all so vulgar! I thought this sort of
thing only happened in the comic papers and in music-hall songs. Why,
it’s just like that song somebody used to sing.” She laughed. “Do you
remember? I don’t know how the verse went, but …

John took me round to see his mother,
                    his mother,
                    his mother!
And when he’d introduced us to each other,
    She sized up everything that I had on.
She put me through a cross-examination:
I fairly boiled with aggravation:
    Then she shook her head,
    Looked at me and said:
        ‘Poor John! Poor John!’


“Chorus, Freddie! Let’s cheer ourselves up! We need it!”

‘John took me round to see his mother … !


“His mo-o-o-other!” croaked Freddie. Curiously enough, this ballad was
one of Freddie’s favorites. He had rendered it with a good deal of
success on three separate occasions at village entertainments down in
Worcestershire, and he rather flattered himself that he could get about
as much out of it as the next man. He proceeded to abet Jill heartily
with gruff sounds which he was under the impression constituted what is
known in musical circles as “singing seconds.”

“His mo-o-o-other!” he growled with frightful scorn.

“And when she’d introduced us to each other …”

“O-o-o-other!”

“She sized up everything that I had on!”

“Pom-pom-pom!”

“She put me through a cross-examination …”

Jill had thrown her head back, and was singing jubilantly at the top of
her voice. The appositeness of the song had cheered her up. It seemed
somehow to make her forebodings rather ridiculous, to reduce them to
absurdity, to turn into farce the gathering tragedy which had been
weighing upon her nerves.

“Then she shook her head,
Looked at me and said:
        ‘Poor John!’…”


“Jill,” said a voice at the door. “I want you to meet my mother!”

“Poo-oo-oor John!” bleated the hapless Freddie, unable to check
himself.

“Dinner,” said Parker the valet, appearing at the door and breaking a
silence that seemed to fill the room like a tangible presence, “is
served!”



CHAPTER TWO


§ 1.

The front-door closed softly behind the theatre-party. Dinner was over,
and Parker had just been assisting the expedition out of the place.
Sensitive to atmosphere, he had found his share in the dinner a little
trying. It had been a strained meal, and what he liked was a clatter of
conversation and everybody having a good time and enjoying themselves.

“Ellen!” called Parker, as he proceeded down the passage to the empty
dining-room. “Ellen!”

Mrs Parker appeared out of the kitchen, wiping her hands. Her work for
the evening, like her husband’s, was over. Presently what is
technically called a “useful girl” would come in to wash the dishes,
leaving the evening free for social intercourse. Mrs Parker had done
well by her patrons that night, and now she wanted a quiet chat with
Parker over a glass of Freddie Rooke’s port.

“Have they gone, Horace?” she asked, following him into the
dining-room.

Parker selected a cigar from Freddie’s humidor, crackled it against his
ear, smelt it, clipped off the end, and lit it. He took the decanter
and filled his wife’s glass, then mixed himself a whisky-and-soda.

“Happy days!” said Parker. “Yes, they’ve gone!”

“I didn’t see her ladyship.”

“You didn’t miss much! A nasty, dangerous specimen, _she_ is! ‘Always
merry and bright’, I don’t think. I wish you’d have had my job of
waiting on ’em, Ellen, and me been the one to stay in the kitchen safe
out of it all. That’s all I say! It’s no treat to _me_ to ‘and the
dishes when the atmosphere’s what you might call electric. I didn’t
envy them that vol-au-vent of yours, Ellen, good as it smelt. Better a
dinner of ’erbs where love is than a stalled ox and ’atred therewith,”
said Parker, helping himself to a walnut.

“Did they have words?”

Parker shook his head impatiently.

“That sort don’t have words, Ellen. They just sit and goggle.”

“How did her ladyship seem to hit it off with Miss Mariner, Horace?”

Parker uttered a dry laugh.

“Ever seen a couple of strange dogs watching each other sort of wary?
That was them! Not that Miss Mariner wasn’t all that was pleasant and
nice-spoken. She’s all right, Miss Mariner is. She’s a little queen! It
wasn’t her fault the dinner you’d took so much trouble over was more
like an evening in the Morgue than a Christian dinner-party. She tried
to help things along best she could. But what with Sir Derek chewing
his lip ’alf the time and his mother acting about as matey as a
pennorth of ice-cream, she didn’t have a chance. As for the
guv’nor,—well, I wish you could have seen him, that’s all. You know,
Ellen, sometimes I’m not altogether easy in my mind about the guv’nor’s
mental balance. He knows how to buy cigars, and you tell me his port is
good—I never touch it myself—but sometimes he seems to me to go right
off his onion. Just sat there, he did, all through dinner, looking as
if he expected the good food to rise up and bite him in the face, and
jumping nervous when I spoke to him. It’s not my fault,” said Parker,
aggrieved. “_I_ can’t give gentlemen warning before I ask ’em if
they’ll have sherry or hock. I can’t ring a bell or toot a horn to show
’em I’m coming. It’s my place to bend over and whisper in their ear,
and they’ve no right to leap about in their seats and make me spill
good wine. (You’ll see the spot close by where you’re sitting, Ellen.
Jogged my wrist, he did!) I’d like to know why people in the spear of
life which these people are in can’t behave themselves rational, same
as we do. When we were walking out and I took you to have tea with my
mother, it was one of the pleasantest meals I ever ate. Talk about
’armony! It was a love-feast!”

“Your ma and I took to each other right from the start, Horace,” said
Mrs Parker softly—“That’s the difference.”

“Well, any woman with any sense would take to Miss Mariner. If I told
you how near I came to spilling the sauce-boat accidentally over that
old fossil’s head, you’d be surprised, Ellen. She just sat there
brooding like an old eagle. If you ask my opinion, Miss Mariner’s a
long sight too good for her precious son!”

“Oh, but Horace! Sir Derek’s a baronet!”

“What of it? Kind ’earts are more than coronets and simple faith than
Norman blood, aren’t they?”

“You’re talking Socialism, Horace.”

“No, I’m not. I’m talking sense. I don’t know who Miss Mariner’s
parents may have been—I never enquired—but anyone can see she’s a lady
born and bred. But do you suppose the path of true love is going to run
smooth, for all that? Not it! She’s got a ’ard time ahead of her, that
poor girl.”

“Horace!” Mrs Parker’s gentle heart was wrung. The situation hinted at
by her husband was no new one—indeed, it formed the basis of at least
fifty per cent of the stories in the True Heart Novelette Series, of
which she was a determined reader—but it had never failed to touch her.
“Do you think her ladyship means to come between them and wreck their
romance?”

“I think she means to have a jolly good try.”

“But Sir Derek has his own money, hasn’t he? I mean, it’s not like when
Sir Courtenay Travers fell in love with the milk-maid and was dependent
on his mother, the Countess, for everything. Sir Derek can afford to do
what he pleases, can’t he?”

Parker shook his head tolerantly. The excellence of the cigar and the
soothing qualities of the whisky-and-soda had worked upon him, and he
was feeling less ruffled.

“You don’t understand these things,” he said. “Women like her ladyship
can talk a man into anything and out of anything. I wouldn’t care, only
you can see the poor girl is mad over the feller. What she finds
attractive in him, I can’t say, but that’s her own affair.”

“He’s very handsome, Horace, with those flashing eyes and that stern
mouth,” argued Mrs Parker.

Parker sniffed.

“Have it your own way,” he said. “It’s no treat to _me_ to see his eyes
flash, and if he’d put that stern mouth of his to some better use than
advising the guv’nor to lock up the cigars and trouser the key, I’d be
better pleased. If there’s one thing I can’t stand,” said Parker, “it’s
not to be trusted!” He lifted his cigar and looked at it censoriously.
“I thought so! Burning all down one side. They will do that if you
light ’em careless. Oh, well,” he continued, rising and going to the
humidor, “there’s plenty more where that came from. Out of evil cometh
good,” said Parker philosophically. “If the guv’nor hadn’t been in such
a overwrought state tonight, he’d have remembered not to leave the key
in the key-hole. Help yourself to another glass of port, Ellen, and
let’s enjoy ourselves!”

§ 2.

When one considers how full of his own troubles, how weighed down with
the problems of his own existence the average playgoer generally is
when he enters a theatre, it is remarkable that dramatists ever find it
possible to divert and entertain whole audiences for a space of several
hours. As regards at least three of those who had assembled to witness
its opening performance, the author of “Tried by Fire,” at the
Leicester Theater, undoubtedly had his work cut out for him.

It has perhaps been sufficiently indicated by the remarks of Parker,
the valet, that the little dinner at Freddie Rooke’s had not been an
unqualified success. Searching the records for an adequately gloomy
parallel to the taxi-cab journey to the theatre which followed it, one
can only think of Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow. And yet even that was
probably not conducted in dead silence. There must have been moments
when Murat got off a good thing or Ney said something worth hearing
about the weather.

The only member of the party who was even remotely happy was, curiously
enough, Freddie Rooke. Originally Freddie had obtained three tickets
for “Tried by Fire.” The unexpected arrival of Lady Underhill had
obliged him to buy a fourth, separated by several rows from the other
three. This, as he had told Derek at breakfast, was the seat he
proposed to occupy himself.

It consoles the philosopher in this hard world to reflect that, even if
man is born to sorrow as the sparks fly upwards, it is still possible
for small things to make him happy. The thought of being several rows
away from Lady Underhill had restored Freddie’s equanimity like a
tonic. It thrilled him like the strains of some grand, sweet anthem all
the way to the theatre. If Freddie Rooke had been asked at that moment
to define happiness in a few words, he would have replied that it
consisted in being several rows away from Lady Underhill.

The theatre was nearly full when Freddie’s party arrived. The Leicester
Theatre had been rented for the season by the newest theatrical knight,
Sir Chester Portwood, who had a large following; and, whatever might be
the fate of the play in the final issue, it would do at least one
night’s business. The stalls were ablaze with jewelry and crackling
with starched shirt-fronts; and expensive scents pervaded the air,
putting up a stiff battle with the plebeian peppermint that emanated
from the pit. The boxes were filled, and up in the gallery grim-faced
patrons of the drama, who had paid their shillings at the door and
intended to get a shilling’s-worth of entertainment in return, sat and
waited stolidly for the curtain to rise.

First nights at the theatre always excited Jill. The depression induced
by absorbing nourishment and endeavouring to make conversation in the
presence of Lady Underhill left her. The worst, she told herself, had
happened. She had met Derek’s mother, and Derek’s mother plainly
disliked her. Well, that, as Parker would have said, was that. Now she
just wanted to enjoy herself. She loved the theatre. The stir, the buzz
of conversation, the warmth and life of it, all touched a chord in her
which made depression impossible.

The lights shot up beyond the curtain. The house-lights dimmed.
Conversation ceased. The curtain rose. Jill wriggled herself
comfortably into her seat, and slipped her hand into Derek’s. She felt
a glow of happiness as it closed over hers. All, she told herself, was
right with the world.

All, that is to say, except the drama which was unfolding on the stage.
It was one of those plays which start wrong and never recover. By the
end of the first ten minutes there had spread through the theatre that
uneasy feeling which comes over the audience at an opening performance
when it realises that it is going to be bored. A sort of lethargy had
gripped the stalls. The dress-circle was coughing. Up in the gallery
there was grim silence.

Sir Chester Portwood was an actor-manager who had made his reputation
in light comedy of the tea-cup school. His numerous admirers attended a
first night at his theatre in a mood of comfortable anticipation,
assured of something pleasant and frothy with a good deal of bright
dialogue and not too much plot. Tonight he seemed to have fallen a
victim to that spirit of ambition which intermittently attacks
actor-managers of his class, expressing itself in an attempt to prove
that, having established themselves securely as light comedians, they
can, like the lady reciter, turn right around and be serious. The one
thing which the London public felt that it was safe from in a Portwood
play was heaviness, and “Tried by Fire” was grievously heavy. It was a
poetic drama, and the audience, though loth to do anybody an injustice,
was beginning to suspect that it was written in blank verse.

The acting did nothing to dispel the growing uneasiness. Sir Chester
himself, apparently oppressed by the weightiness of the occasion and
the responsibility of offering an unfamiliar brand of goods to his
public, had dropped his customary debonair method of delivering lines
and was mouthing his speeches. It was good gargling, but bad elocution.
And, for some reason best known to himself, he had entrusted the role
of the heroine to a doll-like damsel with a lisp, of whom the audience
disapproved sternly from her initial entrance.

It was about half-way through the first act that Jill, whose attention
had begun to wander, heard a soft groan at her side. The seats which
Freddie Rooke had bought were at the extreme end of the seventh row.
There was only one other seat in the row, and, as Derek had placed his
mother on his left and was sitting between her and Jill, the latter had
this seat on her right. It had been empty at the rise of the curtain,
but in the past few minutes a man had slipped silently into it. The
darkness prevented Jill from seeing his face, but it was plain that he
was suffering, and her sympathy went out to him. His opinion of the
play so obviously coincided with her own.

Presently the first act ended, and the lights went up. There was a
spatter of insincere applause from the stalls, echoed in the
dress-circle. It grew fainter in the upper circle, and did not reach
the gallery at all.

“Well?” said Jill to Derek. “What do you think of it?”

“Too awful for words,” said Derek sternly.

He leaned forward to join in the conversation which had started between
Lady Underhill and some friends she had discovered in the seats in
front; and Jill, turning, became aware that the man on her right was
looking at her intently. He was a big man with rough, wiry hair and a
humorous mouth. His age appeared to be somewhere in the middle
twenties. Jill, in the brief moment in which their eyes met, decided
that he was ugly, but with an ugliness that was rather attractive. He
reminded her of one of those large, loose, shaggy dogs that break
things in drawing-rooms but make admirable companions for the open
road. She had a feeling that he would look better in tweeds in a field
than in evening dress in a theatre. He had nice eyes. She could not
distinguish their color, but they were frank and friendly.

All this Jill noted with her customary quickness, and then she looked
away. For an instant she had had an odd feeling that somewhere she had
met this man or somebody very like him before, but the impression
vanished. She also had the impression that he was still looking at her,
but she gazed demurely in front of her and did not attempt to verify
the suspicion.

Between them, as they sat side by side, there inserted itself suddenly
the pinkly remorseful face of Freddie Rooke. Freddie, having skirmished
warily in the aisle until it was clear that Lady Underhill’s attention
was engaged elsewhere, had occupied a seat in the row behind which had
been left vacant temporarily by an owner who liked refreshment between
the acts. Freddie was feeling deeply ashamed of himself. He felt that
he had perpetrated a bloomer of no slight magnitude.

“I’m awfully sorry about this,” he said penitently. “I mean, roping you
in to listen to this frightful tosh! When I think I might have got
seats just as well for any one of half a dozen topping musical
comedies, I feel like kicking myself with some vim. But, honestly, how
was I to know? I never dreamed we were going to be let in for anything
of this sort. Portwood’s plays are usually so dashed bright and snappy
and all that. Can’t think what he was doing, putting on a thing like
this. Why, it’s blue round the edges!”

The man on Jill’s right laughed sharply.

“Perhaps,” he said, “the chump who wrote the piece got away from the
asylum long enough to put up the money to produce it.”

If there is one thing that startles the well-bred Londoner and throws
him off his balance, it is to be addressed unexpectedly by a stranger.
Freddie’s sense of decency was revolted. A voice from the tomb could
hardly have shaken him more. All the traditions to which he had been
brought up had gone to solidify his belief that this was one of things
which didn’t happen. Absolutely it wasn’t done. During an earthquake or
a shipwreck and possibly on the Day of Judgment, yes. But only then. At
other times, unless they wanted a match or the time or something,
chappies did not speak to fellows to whom they had not been introduced.
He was far too amiable to snub the man, but to go on with this
degrading scene was out of the question. There was nothing for it but
flight.

“Oh, ah, yes,” he mumbled. “Well,” he added to Jill, “I suppose I may
as well be toddling back. See you later and so forth.”

And with a faint ‘Good-bye-ee!’ Freddie removed himself, thoroughly
unnerved.

Jill looked out of the corner of her eye at Derek. He was still
occupied with the people in front. She turned to the man on her right.
She was not the slave to etiquette that Freddie was. She was much too
interested in life to refrain from speaking to strangers.

“You shocked him!” she said, dimpling.

“Yes. It broke Freddie all up, didn’t it!”

It was Jill’s turn to be startled. She looked at him in astonishment.

“Freddie?”

“That _was_ Freddie Rooke, wasn’t it? Surely I wasn’t mistaken?”

“But—do you know him? He didn’t seem to know you.”

“These are life’s tragedies. He has forgotten me. My boyhood friend!”

“Oh, you were at school with him?”

“No. Freddie went to Winchester, if I remember. I was at Haileybury.
Our acquaintance was confined to the holidays. My people lived near his
people in Worcestershire.”

“Worcestershire!” Jill leaned forward excitedly. “But _I_ used to live
near Freddie in Worcestershire myself when I was small. I knew him
there when he was a boy. We must have met!”

“We met all right.”

Jill wrinkled her forehead. That odd familiar look was in his eyes
again. But memory failed to respond. She shook her head.

“I don’t remember you,” she said. “I’m sorry.”

“Never mind. Perhaps the recollection would have been painful.”

“How do you mean, painful?”

“Well, looking back, I can see that I must have been a very unpleasant
child. I have always thought it greatly to the credit of my parents
that they let me grow up. It would have been so easy to have dropped
something heavy on me out of a window. They must have been tempted a
hundred times, but they refrained. Yes, I was a great pest around the
home. My only redeeming point was the way I worshipped _you_!”

“What!”

“Oh, yes. You probably didn’t notice it at the time, for I had a
curious way of expressing my adoration. But you remain the brightest
memory of a checkered youth.”

Jill searched his face with grave eyes, then shook her head again.
“Nothing stirs?” asked the man sympathetically.

“It’s too maddening! Why does one forget things?” She reflected. “You
aren’t Bobby Morrison?”

“I am not. What is more, I never was!”

Jill dived into the past once more and emerged with another
possibility.

“Or Charlie—Charlie what was it?—Charlie Field?”

“You wound me! Have you forgotten that Charlie Field wore velvet Lord
Fauntleroy suits and long golden curls? My past is not smirched with
anything like that.”

“Would I remember your name if you told me?”

“I don’t know. I’ve forgotten yours. Your surname, that is. Of course I
remember that your Christian name was Jill. It has always seemed to me
the prettiest monosyllable in the language.” He looked at her
thoughtfully. “It’s odd how little you’ve altered in looks. Freddie’s
just the same, too, only larger. And he didn’t wear an eye-glass in
those days, though I can see he was bound to later on. And yet I’ve
changed so much that you can’t place me. It shows what a wearing life I
must have led. I feel like Rip van Winkle. Old and withered. But that
may be just the result of watching this play.”

“It is pretty terrible, isn’t it?”

“Worse than that. Looking at it dispassionately, I find it the extreme,
ragged, outermost edge of the limit. Freddie had the correct
description of it. He’s a great critic.”

“I really do think it’s the worst thing I have ever seen.”

“I don’t know what plays you have seen, but I feel you’re right.”

“Perhaps the second act’s better,” said Jill optimistically.

“It’s worse. I know that sounds like boasting, but it’s true. I feel
like getting up and making a public apology.”

“But … Oh!”

Jill turned scarlet. A monstrous suspicion had swept over her.

“The only trouble is,” went on her companion, “that the audience would
undoubtedly lynch me. And, though it seems improbable just at the
present moment, it may be that life holds some happiness for me that’s
worth waiting for. Anyway I’d rather not be torn limb from limb. A
messy finish! I can just see them rending me asunder in a spasm of
perfectly justifiable fury. ‘She loves me!’ Off comes a leg. ‘She loves
me not!’ Off comes an arm. No, I think on the whole I’ll lie low.
Besides, why should I care? Let ’em suffer. It’s their own fault. They
_would_ come!”

Jill had been trying to interrupt the harangue. She was greatly
concerned.

“Did you _write_ the play?”

The man nodded.

“You are quite right to speak in that horrified tone. But, between
ourselves and on the understanding that you don’t get up and denounce
me, I did.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry!”

“Not half so sorry as I am, believe me!”

“I mean, I wouldn’t have said …”

“Never mind. You didn’t tell me anything I didn’t know.” The lights
began to go down. He rose. “Well, they’re off again. Perhaps you will
excuse me? I don’t feel quite equal to assisting any longer at the
wake. If you want something to occupy your mind during the next act,
try to remember my name.”

He slid from his seat and disappeared. Jill clutched at Derek.

“Oh, Derek, it’s too awful. I’ve just been talking to the man who wrote
this play, and I told him it was the worst thing I had ever seen!”

“Did you?” Derek snorted. “Well, it’s about time somebody told him!” A
thought seemed to strike him. “Why, who is he? I didn’t know you knew
him.”

“I don’t. I don’t even know his name.”

“His name, according to the programme, is John Grant. Never heard of
him before. Jill, I wish you would not talk to people you don’t know,”
said Derek with a note of annoyance in his voice. “You can never tell
who they are.”

“But …”

“Especially with my mother here. You must be more careful.”

The curtain rose. Jill saw the stage mistily. From childhood up, she
had never been able to cure herself of an unfortunate sensitiveness
when sharply spoken to by those she loved. A rebuking world she could
face with a stout heart, but there had always been just one or two
people whose lightest word of censure could crush her. Her father had
always had that effect upon her, and now Derek had taken his place.

But if there had only been time to explain … Derek could not object to
her chatting with a friend of her childhood, even if she had completely
forgotten him and did not remember his name even now. John Grant?
Memory failed to produce any juvenile John Grant for her inspection.

Puzzling over this problem, Jill missed much of the beginning of the
second act. Hers was a detachment which the rest of the audience would
gladly have shared. For the poetic drama, after a bad start, was now
plunging into worse depths of dulness. The coughing had become almost
continuous. The stalls, supported by the presence of large droves of
Sir Chester’s personal friends, were struggling gallantly to maintain a
semblance of interest, but the pit and gallery had plainly given up
hope. The critic of a weekly paper of small circulation, who had been
shoved up in the upper circle, grimly jotted down the phrase
“apathetically received” on his programme. He had come to the theatre
that night in an aggrieved mood, for managers usually put him in the
dress-circle. He got out his pencil again. Another phrase had occurred
to him, admirable for the opening of his article. “At the Leicester
Theatre,” he wrote, “where Sir Chester Portwood presented ‘Tried by
Fire,’ dulness reigned supreme. …”

But you never know. Call no evening dull till it is over. However
uninteresting its early stages may have been, that night was to be as
animated and exciting as any audience could desire,—a night to be
looked back to and talked about. For just as the critic of _London
Gossip_ wrote those damning words on his programme, guiding his pencil
uncertainly in the dark, a curious yet familiar odor stole over the
house.

The stalls got it first, and sniffed. It rose to the dress-circle, and
the dress-circle sniffed. Floating up, it smote the silent gallery.
And, suddenly, coming to life with a single-minded abruptness, the
gallery ceased to be silent.

“Fire!”

Sir Chester Portwood, ploughing his way through a long speech, stopped
and looked apprehensively over his shoulder. The girl with the lisp,
who had been listening in a perfunctory manner to the long speech,
screamed loudly. The voice of an unseen stage-hand called thunderously
to an invisible “Bill” to cummere quick. And from the scenery on the
prompt side there curled lazily across the stage a black wisp of smoke.

“Fire! Fire! Fire!”

“Just,” said a voice at Jill’s elbow, “what the play needed!” The
mysterious author was back in his seat again.



CHAPTER THREE


§ 1.

In these days when the authorities who watch over the welfare of the
community have taken the trouble to reiterate encouragingly in printed
notices that a full house can be emptied in three minutes and that all
an audience has to do in an emergency is to walk, not run, to the
nearest exit, fire in the theatre has lost a good deal of its old-time
terror. Yet it would be paltering with the truth to say that the
audience which had assembled to witness the opening performance of the
new play at the Leicester was entirely at its ease. The asbestos
curtain was already on its way down, which should have been reassuring:
but then asbestos curtains never look the part. To the lay eye they
seem just the sort of thing that will blaze quickest. Moreover, it had
not yet occurred to the man at the switchboard to turn up the
house-lights, and the darkness was disconcerting.

Portions of the house were taking the thing better than other portions.
Up in the gallery a vast activity was going on. The clatter of feet
almost drowned the shouting. A moment before it would have seemed
incredible that anything could have made the occupants of the gallery
animated, but the instinct of self-preservation had put new life into
them.

The stalls had not yet entirely lost their self-control. Alarm was in
the air, but for the moment they hung on the razor-edge between panic
and dignity. Panic urged them to do something sudden and energetic:
dignity counselled them to wait. They, like the occupants of the
gallery, greatly desired to be outside, but it was bad form to rush and
jostle. The men were assisting the women into their cloaks, assuring
them the while that it was “all right” and that they must not be
frightened. But another curl of smoke had crept out just before the
asbestos curtain completed its descent, and their words lacked the ring
of conviction. The movement towards the exits had not yet become a
stampede, but already those with seats nearest the stage had begun to
feel that the more fortunate individuals near the doors were infernally
slow in removing themselves.

Suddenly, as if by mutual inspiration, the composure of the stalls
began to slip. Looking from above, one could have seen a sort of
shudder run through the crowd. It was the effect of every member of
that crowd starting to move a little more quickly.

A hand grasped Jill’s arm. It was a comforting hand, the hand of a man
who had not lost his head. A pleasant voice backed up its message of
reassurance.

“It’s no good getting into that mob. You might get hurt. There’s no
danger: the play isn’t going on.”

Jill was shaken: but she had the fighting spirit and hated to show that
she was shaken. Panic was knocking at the door of her soul, but dignity
refused to be dislodged.

“All the same,” she said, smiling a difficult smile, “it would be nice
to get out, wouldn’t it?”

“I was just going to suggest something of that very sort,” said the man
beside her. “The same thought occurred to me. We can stroll out quite
comfortably by our own private route. Come along.”

Jill looked over her shoulder. Derek and Lady Underhill were merged
into the mass of refugees. She could not see them. For an instant a
little spasm of pique stung her at the thought that Derek had deserted
her. She groped her way after her companion, and presently they came by
way of a lower box to the iron pass-door leading to the stage.

As it opened, smoke blew through, and the smell of burning was
formidable. Jill recoiled involuntarily.

“It’s all right,” said her companion. “It smells worse than it really
is. And, anyway, this is the quickest way out.”

They passed through onto the stage, and found themselves in a world of
noise and confusion compared with which the auditorium which they had
left had been a peaceful place. Smoke was everywhere. A stage-hand,
carrying a bucket, lurched past them, bellowing. From somewhere out of
sight on the other side of the stage there came a sound of chopping.
Jill’s companion moved quickly to the switchboard, groped, found a
handle, and turned it. In the narrow space between the corner of the
proscenium and the edge of the asbestos curtain lights flashed up: and
simultaneously there came a sudden diminution of the noise from the
body of the house. The stalls, snatched from the intimidating spell of
the darkness and able to see each other’s faces, discovered that they
had been behaving indecorously and checked their struggling, a little
ashamed of themselves. The relief would be only momentary, but, while
it lasted, it postponed panic.

“Go straight across the stage,” Jill heard her companion say, “out
along the passage and turn to the right, and you’ll be at the
stage-door. I think, as there seems no one else around to do it, I’d
better go out and say a few soothing words to the customers. Otherwise
they’ll be biting holes in each other.”

He squeezed through the narrow opening in front of the curtain.

“Ladies and gentlemen!”

Jill remained where she was, leaning with one hand against the
switchboard. She made no attempt to follow the directions he had given
her. She was aware of a sense of comradeship, of being with this man in
this adventure. If he stayed, she must stay. To go now through the
safety of the stage-door would be abominable desertion. She listened,
and found that she could hear plainly in spite of the noise. The smoke
was worse than ever, and hurt her eyes, so that the figures of the
theatre-firemen, hurrying to and fro, seemed like Brocken specters. She
slipped a corner of her cloak across her mouth, and was able to breathe
more easily.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you that there is absolutely no danger.
I am a stranger to you, so there is no reason why you should take my
word, but fortunately I can give you solid proof. If there were any
danger, _I_ wouldn’t be here. All that has happened is that the warmth
of your reception of the play has set a piece of scenery alight. …”

A crimson-faced stage-hand, carrying an axe in blackened hands, roared
in Jill’s ear.

“Gerroutofit!”

Jill looked at him, puzzled.

“’Op it!” shouted the stage-hand. He cast his axe down with a clatter.
“Can’t you see the place is afire?”

“But—but I’m waiting for …” Jill pointed to where her ally was still
addressing an audience that seemed reluctant to stop and listen to him.

The stage-hand squinted out round the edge of the curtain.

“If he’s a friend of yours, miss, kindly get ’im to cheese it and get a
move on. We’re clearing out. There’s nothing we can do. It’s got too
much of an ’old. In about another two ticks the roof’s going to drop on
us.”

Jill’s friend came squeezing back through the opening.

“Hullo! Still here?” He blinked approvingly at her through the smoke.
“You’re a little soldier! Well, Augustus, what’s on your mind?” The
simple question seemed to take the stage-hand aback.

“Wot’s on my mind? I’ll tell you wot’s on my blinking mind …”

“Don’t tell me. Let me guess. I’ve got it! The place is on fire!”

The stage-hand expectorated disgustedly. Flippancy at such a moment
offended his sensibilities.

“We’re ’opping it,” he said.

“Great minds think alike! _We_ are hopping it, too.”

“You’d better! And damn quick!”

“And, as you suggest, damn quick! You think of everything!”

Jill followed him across the stage. Her heart was beating violently.
There was not only smoke now, but heat. Across the stage little scarlet
flames were shooting, and something large and hard, unseen through the
smoke, fell with a crash. The air was heavy with the smell of burning
paint.

“Where’s Sir Portwood Chester?” enquired her companion of the
stage-hand, who hurried beside them.

“’Opped it!” replied the other briefly, and coughed raspingly as he
swallowed smoke.

“Strange,” said the man in Jill’s ear, as he pulled her along. “This
way. Stick to me. Strange how the drama anticipates life! At the end of
act two there was a scene where Sir Chester had to creep sombrely out
into the night, and now he’s gone and done it! Ah!”

They had stumbled through a doorway and were out in a narrow passage,
where the air, though tainted, was comparatively fresh. Jill drew a
deep breath. Her companion turned to the stage-hand and felt in his
pocket.

“Here, Rollo!” A coin changed hands. “Go and get a drink. You need it
after all this.”

“Thank you, sir.”

“Don’t mention it. You’ve saved our lives. Suppose you hadn’t come up
and told us, and we had never noticed there was a fire! Charred bones,
believed to be those of a man and a woman, were found in the ruined
edifice!”

He turned to Jill. “Here’s the stage-door. Shall we creep sombrely out
into the night?”

The guardian of the stage-door was standing in the entrance of his
little hutch, plainly perplexed. He was a slow thinker and a man whose
life was ruled by routine: and the events of the evening had left him
uncertain how to act.

“Wot’s all this about a fire?” he demanded.

Jill’s friend stopped.

“A fire?” He looked at Jill. “Did _you_ hear anything about a fire?”

“They all come bustin’ past ’ere yelling there’s a fire,” persisted the
door-man.

“By George! Now I come to think of it, you’re perfectly right! There
_is_ a fire! If you wait here a little longer, you’ll get it in the
small of the back. Take the advice of an old friend who means you well
and vanish. In the inspired words of the lad we’ve just parted from,
’op it!”

The stage-door man turned this over in his mind for a space.

“But I’m supposed to stay ’ere till eleven-thirty and lock up!” he
said. “That’s what I’m supposed to do. Stay ’ere till eleven-thirty and
lock up! And it ain’t but ten-forty-five now.”

“I see the difficulty,” said Jill’s companion thoughtfully. “It’s what
you might call an _impasse_. French! Well, Casabianca, I’m afraid I
don’t see how to help you. It’s a matter for your own conscience. I
don’t want to lure you from the burning deck: on the other hand, if you
stick on here, you’ll most certainly be fried on both sides … But, tell
me. You spoke about locking up something at eleven-thirty. What are you
supposed to lock up?”

“Why, the theatre.”

“Then that’s all right. By eleven-thirty there won’t _be_ a theatre. If
I were you, I should leave quietly and unostentatiously now. Tomorrow,
if you wish it, and if they’ve cooled off sufficiently, you can come
and sit on the ruins. Good night!”

§ 2.

Outside, the air was cold and crisp. Jill drew her warm cloak closer.
Round the corner there was noise and shouting. Fire-engines had
arrived. Jill’s companion lit a cigarette.

“Do you wish to stop and see the conflagration?” he asked.

Jill shivered. She was more shaken than she had realized.

“I’ve seen all the conflagration I want.”

“Same here. Well, it’s been an exciting evening. Started slow, I admit,
but warmed up later! What I seem to need at the moment is a restorative
stroll along the Embankment. Do you know, Sir Portwood Chester didn’t
like the title of my play. He said ‘Tried by Fire’ was too
melodramatic. Well, he can’t say now it wasn’t appropriate.”

They made their way towards the river, avoiding the street which was
blocked by the crowds and the fire-engines. As they crossed the Strand,
the man looked back. A red glow was in the sky.

“A great blaze!” he said. “What you might call—in fact what the papers
_will_ call—a holocaust. Quite a treat for the populace.”

“Do you think they will be able to put it out?”

“Not a chance. It’s got too much of a hold. It’s a pity you hadn’t that
garden-hose of yours with you, isn’t it!”

Jill stopped, wide-eyed.

“Garden-hose?”

“Don’t you remember the garden-hose? I do! I can feel that clammy
feeling of the water trickling down my back now!”

Memory, always a laggard by the wayside that redeems itself by an
eleventh-hour rush, raced back to Jill. The Embankment turned to a
sunlit garden, and the January night to a July day. She stared at him.
He was looking at her with a whimsical smile. It was a smile which,
pleasant today, had seemed mocking and hostile on that afternoon years
ago. She had always felt then that he was laughing at her, and at the
age of twelve she had resented laughter at her expense.

“You surely can’t be Wally Mason!”

“I was wondering when you would remember.”

“But the programme called you something else,—John something.”

“That was a cunning disguise. Wally Mason is the only genuine and
official name. And, by Jove! I’ve just remembered yours. It was
Mariner. By the way,”—he paused for an almost imperceptible instant—“is
it still?”



CHAPTER FOUR


§ 1.

Jill was hardly aware that he had asked her a question. She was
suffering that momentary sense of unreality which comes to us when the
years roll away and we are thrown abruptly back into the days of our
childhood. The logical side of her mind was quite aware that there was
nothing remarkable in the fact that Wally Mason, who had been to her
all these years a boy in an Eton suit, should now present himself as a
grown man. But for all that the transformation had something of the
effect of a conjuring-trick. It was not only the alteration in his
appearance that startled her: it was the amazing change in his
personality. Wally Mason had been the _bete noire_ of her childhood.
She had never failed to look back at the episode of the garden-hose
with the feeling that she had acted well, that—however she might have
strayed in those early days from the straight and narrow path—in that
one particular crisis she had done the right thing. And now she had
taken an instant liking for him. Easily as she made friends, she had
seldom before felt so immediately drawn to a strange man. Gone was the
ancient hostility, and in its place a soothing sense of comradeship.
The direct effect of this was to make Jill feel suddenly old. It was as
if some link that joined her to her childhood had been snapped.

She glanced down the Embankment. Close by, to the left, Waterloo Bridge
loomed up, dark and massive against the steel-gray sky, A tram-car,
full of home-bound travellers, clattered past over rails that shone
with the peculiarly frostbitten gleam that seems to herald snow. Across
the river, everything was dark and mysterious, except for an occasional
lamp-post and the dim illumination of the wharves. It was a depressing
prospect, and the thought crossed her mind that to the derelicts whose
nightly resting-place was a seat on the Embankment the view must seem
even bleaker than it did to herself. She gave a little shiver. Somehow
this sudden severance from the old days had brought with it a
forlornness. She seemed to be standing alone in a changed world.

“Cold?” said Wally Mason.

“A little.”

“Let’s walk.”

They moved westwards. Cleopatra’s Needle shot up beside them, a
pointing finger. Down on the silent river below, coffin-like row-boats
lay moored to the wall. Through a break in the trees the clock over the
Houses of Parliament shone for an instant as if suspended in the sky,
then vanished as the trees closed in. A distant barge in the direction
of Battersea wailed and was still. It had a mournful and foreboding
sound. Jill shivered again. It annoyed her that she could not shake off
this quite uncalled-for melancholy, but it withstood every effort. Why
she should have felt that a chapter, a pleasant chapter, in the book of
her life had been closed, she could not have said, but the feeling
lingered.

“Correct me if I am wrong,” said Wally Mason, breaking a silence that
had lasted several minutes, “but you seem to me to be freezing in your
tracks. Ever since I came to London I’ve had a habit of heading for the
Embankment in times of mental stress, but perhaps the middle of winter
is not quite the moment for communing with the night. The Savoy is
handy, if we stop walking away from it. I think we might celebrate this
reunion with a little supper, don’t you?”

Jill’s depression disappeared magically. Her mercurial temperament
asserted itself.

“Lights!” she said. “Music!”

“And food! To an ethereal person like you that remark may seem gross,
but I had no dinner.”

“You poor dear! Why not?”

“Just nervousness.”

“Why, of course.” The interlude of the fire had caused her to forget
his private and personal connection with the night’s events. Her mind
went back to something he had said in the theatre. “Wally—” She
stopped, a little embarrassed. “I suppose I ought to call you Mr Mason,
but I’ve always thought of you …”

“Wally, if you please, Jill. It’s not as though we were strangers. I
haven’t my book of etiquette with me, but I fancy that about eleven
gallons of cold water down the neck constitutes an introduction. What
were you going to say?”

“It was what you said to Freddie about putting up money. Did you
really?”

“Put up the money for that ghastly play? I did. Every cent. It was the
only way to get it put on.”

“But why … ? I forget what I was going to say!”

“Why did I want it put on? Well, it does seem odd, but I give you my
honest word that until tonight I thought the darned thing a
masterpiece. I’ve been writing musical comedies for the last few years,
and after you’ve done that for a while your soul rises up within you
and says, ‘Come, come, my lad! You can do better than this!’ That’s
what mine said, and I believed it. Subsequent events have proved that
Sidney the Soul was pulling my leg!”

“But—then you’ve lost a great deal of money?”

“The hoarded wealth, if you don’t mind my being melodramatic for a
moment, of a lifetime. And no honest old servitor who dangled me on his
knee as a baby to come along and offer me his savings! They don’t make
servitors like that in America, worse luck. There is a Swedish lady who
looks after my simple needs back there, but instinct tells me that, if
I were to approach her on the subject of loosening up for the benefit
of the young master, she would call a cop. Still, I’ve gained
experience, which they say is just as good as cash, and I’ve enough
money left to pay the check, at any rate, so come along.”


In the supper-room of the Savoy Hotel there was, as anticipated, food
and light and music. It was still early, and the theatres had not yet
emptied themselves, so that the big room was as yet but half full.
Wally Mason had found a table in the corner, and proceeded to order
with the concentration of a hungry man.

“Forgive my dwelling so tensely on the bill-of-fare,” he said, when the
waiter had gone. “You don’t know what it means to one in my condition
to have to choose between poulet en casserole and kidneys a la maitre
d’hotel. A man’s cross-roads!”

Jill smiled happily across the table at him. She could hardly believe
that this old friend with whom she had gone through the perils of the
night and with whom she was now about to feast was the sinister figure
that had cast a shadow on her childhood. He looked positively incapable
of pulling a little girl’s hair—as no doubt he was.

“You always were greedy,” she commented. “Just before I turned the hose
on you, I remember you had made yourself thoroughly disliked by
pocketing a piece of my birthday-cake.”

“Do you remember that?” His eyes lit up and he smiled back at her. He
had an ingratiating smile. His mouth was rather wide, and it seemed to
stretch right across his face. He reminded Jill more than ever of a
big, friendly dog. “I can feel it now,—all squashy in my pocket,
inextricably mingled with a catapult, a couple of marbles, a box of
matches, and some string. I was quite the human general store in those
days. Which reminds me that we have been some time settling down to an
exchange of our childhood reminiscences, haven’t we?”

“I’ve been trying to realise that you are Wally Mason. You have altered
so.”

“For the better?”

“Very much for the better! You were a horrid little brute. You used to
terrify me. I never knew when you were going to bound out at me from
behind a tree or something. I remember your chasing me for miles,
shrieking at the top of your voice!”

“Sheer embarrassment! I told you just now how I used to worship you. If
I shrieked a little, it was merely because I was shy. I did it to hide
my devotion.”

“You certainly succeeded. I never even suspected it.”

Wally sighed.

“How like life! I never told my love, but let concealment like a worm
i’ the bud …”

“Talking of worms, you once put one down my back!”

“No, no,” said Wally in a shocked voice. “Not that! I was boisterous,
perhaps, but surely always the gentleman.”

“You did! In the shrubbery. There had been a thunderstorm and …”

“I remember the incident now. A mere misunderstanding. I had done with
the worm, and thought you might be glad to have it.”

“You were always doing things like that. Once you held me over the pond
and threatened to drop me into the water—in the winter! Just before
Christmas. It was a particularly mean thing to do, because I couldn’t
even kick your shins for fear you would let me fall. Luckily Uncle
Chris came up and made you stop.”

“You considered that a fortunate occurrence, did you?” said Wally.
“Well, perhaps from your point of view it may have been. I saw the
thing from a different angle. Your uncle had a whangee with him, and
the episode remains photographically lined on the tablets of my mind
when a yesterday has faded from its page. My friends sometimes wonder
what I mean when I say that my old wound troubles me in frosty weather.
By the way, how is your uncle?”

“Oh, he’s very well. Just as lazy as ever. He’s away at present, down
at Brighton.”

“He didn’t strike me as lazy,” said Wally thoughtfully. “Dynamic would
express it better. But perhaps I happened to encounter him in a moment
of energy.”

“He doesn’t look a day older than he did then.”

“I’m afraid I don’t recall his appearance very distinctly. On the only
occasion on which we ever really foregathered—hobnobbed, so to speak—he
was behind me most of the time. Ah!” The waiter had returned with a
loaded tray. “The food! Forgive me if I seem a little distrait for a
moment or two. There is man’s work before me!”

“And later on, I suppose, you would like a chop or something to take
away in your pocket?”

“I will think it over. Possibly a little soup. My needs are very simple
these days.”

Jill watched him with a growing sense of satisfaction. There was
something boyishly engaging about this man. She felt at home with him.
He affected her in much the same way as did Freddie Rooke. He was a
definite addition to the things that went to make her happy.

She liked him particularly for being such a good loser. She had always
been a good loser herself, and the quality was one which she admired.
It was nice of him to dismiss from his conversation—and apparently from
his thoughts—that night’s fiasco and all that it must have cost him.
She wondered how much he had lost. Certainly something very
substantial. Yet it seemed to trouble him not at all. Jill considered
his behavior gallant, and her heart warmed to him. This was how a man
ought to take the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Wally sighed contentedly, and leaned back in his chair.

“An unpleasant exhibition!” he said apologetically. “But unavoidable.
And, anyway, I take it that you would prefer to have me well-fed and
happy about the place than swooning on the floor with starvation. A
wonderful thing, food! I am now ready to converse intelligently on any
subject you care to suggest. I have eaten rose-leaves and am no more a
golden ass, so to speak! What shall we talk about?”

“Tell me about yourself.”

Wally beamed.

“There is no nobler topic! But what aspect of myself do you wish me to
touch on? My thoughts, my tastes, my amusements, my career, or what? I
can talk about myself for hours. My friends in New York often complain
about it bitterly.”

“New York?” said Jill. “Oh then you live in America?”

“Yes. I only came over here to see that darned false alarm of a play of
mine put on.”

“Why didn’t you put it on in New York?”

“Too many of the lads of the village know me over there. This was a new
departure, you see. What the critics in those parts expect from me is
something entitled ‘Wow! Wow!’ or ‘The Girl from Yonkers’. It would
have unsettled their minds to find me breaking out in poetic drama.
They are men of coarse fibre and ribald mind and they would have been
very funny about it. I thought it wiser to come over here among
strangers, little thinking that I should sit in the next seat to
somebody I had known all my life.”

“But when did you go to America? And why?”

“I think it must have been four—five—well, quite a number of years
after the hose episode. Probably you didn’t observe that I wasn’t still
around, but we crept silently out of the neighborhood round about that
time and went to live in London.” His tone lost its lightness
momentarily. “My father died, you know, and that sort of broke things
up. He didn’t leave any too much money, either. Apparently we had been
living on rather too expansive a scale during the time I knew you. At
any rate, I was more or less up against it until your father got me a
job in an office in New York.”

“My father!”

“Yes. It was wonderfully good of him to bother about me. I didn’t
suppose he would have known me by sight, and even if he had remembered
me, I shouldn’t have imagined that the memory would have been a
pleasant one. But he couldn’t have taken more trouble if I had been a
blood-relation.”

“That was just like father,” said Jill softly.

“He was a prince.”

“But you aren’t in the office now?”

“No. I found I had a knack of writing verses and things, and I wrote a
few vaudeville songs. Then I came across a man named Bevan at a
music-publisher’s. He was just starting to write music, and we got
together and turned out some vaudeville sketches, and then a manager
sent for us to fix up a show that was dying on the road and we had the
good luck to turn it into a success, and after that it was pretty good
going. Managers are just like sheep. They know nothing whatever about
the show business themselves, and they come flocking after anybody who
looks as if he could turn out the right stuff. They never think any one
any good except the fellow who had the last hit. So, while your luck
lasts, you have to keep them off with a stick. Then you have a couple
of failures, and they skip off after somebody else, till you have
another success, and then they all come skipping back again, bleating
plaintively. George Bevan got married the other day—you probably read
about it—he married Lord Marshmoreton’s daughter. Lucky devil!”

“Are you married?”

“No.”

“You were faithful to my memory?” said Jill with a smile.

“I was.”

“It can’t last,” said Jill, shaking her head. “One of these days you’ll
meet some lovely American girl and then you’ll put a worm down her back
or pull her hair or whatever it is you do when you want to show your
devotion, and … What are you looking at? Is something interesting going
on behind me?”

He had been looking past her out into the room.

“It’s nothing,” he said. “Only there’s a statuesque old lady about two
tables back of you who has been staring at you, with intervals for
refreshment, for the last five minutes. You seem to fascinate her.”

“An old lady?”

“Yes. With a glare! She looks like Dunsany’s Bird of the Difficult Eye.
Count ten and turn carelessly round. There, at that table. Almost
behind you.”

“Good Heavens!” exclaimed Jill.

She turned quickly round again.

“What’s the matter? Do you know her? Somebody you don’t want to meet?”

“It’s Lady Underhill! And Derek’s with her!”

Wally had been lifting his glass. He put it down rather suddenly.

“Derek?” he said.

“Derek Underhill. The man I’m engaged to marry.”

There was a moment’s silence.

“Oh!” said Wally thoughtfully. “The man you’re engaged to marry? Yes, I
see!”

He raised his glass again, and drank its contents quickly.

§ 2.

Jill looked at her companion anxiously. Recent events had caused her
completely to forget the existence of Lady Underhill. She was always so
intensely interested in what she happened to be doing at the moment
that she often suffered these temporary lapses of memory. It occurred
to her now,—too late, as usual,—that the Savoy Hotel was the last place
in London where she should have come to supper with Wally. It was the
hotel where Lady Underhill was staying. She frowned. Life had suddenly
ceased to be careless and happy, and had become a problem-ridden thing,
full of perplexity and misunderstandings.

“What shall I do?”

Wally Mason started at the sound of her voice. He appeared to be deep
in thoughts of his own.

“I beg your pardon?”

“What shall I do?”

“I shouldn’t be worried.”

“Derek will be awfully cross.”

Wally’s good-humored mouth tightened almost imperceptibly.

“Why?” he said. “There’s nothing wrong in your having supper with an
old friend.”

“N-no,” said Jill doubtfully. “But …”

“Derek Underhill,” said Wally reflectively. “Is that Sir Derek
Underhill, whose name one’s always seeing in the papers?”

“Derek is in the papers a lot. He’s an M.P. and all sorts of things.”

“Good-looking fellow. Ah, here’s the coffee.”

“I don’t want any, thanks.”

“Nonsense. Why spoil your meal because of this? Do you smoke?”

“No, thanks.”

“Given it up, eh? Daresay you’re wise. Stunts the growth and increases
the expenses.”

“Given it up?”

“Don’t you remember sharing one of your father’s cigars with me behind
the haystack in the meadow? We cut it in half. I finished my half, but
I fancy about three puffs were enough for you. Those were happy days!”

“That one wasn’t! Of course I remember it now. I don’t suppose I shall
ever forget it.”

“The thing was my fault, as usual. I recollect I dared you.”

“Yes. I always took a dare.”

“Do you still?”

“What do you mean?”

Wally knocked the ash off his cigarette.

“Well,” he said slowly, “suppose I were to dare you to get up and walk
over to that table and look your fiancé in the eye and say, ‘Stop
scowling at my back hair! I’ve a perfect right to be supping with an
old friend!’—would you do it?”

“Is he?” said Jill, startled.

“Scowling? Can’t you feel it on the back of your head?” He drew
thoughtfully at his cigarette. “If I were you I should stop that sort
of thing at the source. It’s a habit that can’t be discouraged in a
husband too early. Scowling is the civilized man’s substitute for
wife-beating.”

Jill moved uncomfortably in her chair. Her quick temper resented his
tone. There was a hostility, a hardly veiled contempt in his voice
which stung her. Derek was sacred. Whoever criticized him, presumed.
Wally, a few minutes before a friend and an agreeable companion, seemed
to her to have changed. He was once more the boy whom she had disliked
in the old days. There was a gleam in her eyes which should have warned
him, but he went on.

“I should imagine that this Derek of yours is not one of our leading
sunbeams. Well, I suppose he could hardly be, if that’s his mother and
there is anything in heredity.”

“Please don’t criticize Derek,” said Jill coldly.

“I was only saying …”

“Never mind. I don’t like it.”

A slow flush crept over Wally’s face. He made no reply, and there fell
between them a silence that was like a shadow. Jill sipped her coffee
miserably. She was regretting that little spurt of temper. She wished
she could have recalled the words. Not that it was the actual words
that had torn asunder this gossamer thing, the friendship which they
had begun to weave like some fragile web: it was her manner, the manner
of the princess rebuking an underling. She knew that, if she had struck
him, she could not have offended Wally more deeply. There are some men
whose ebullient natures enable them to rise unscathed from the worst
snub. Wally, her intuition told her, was not that kind of man.

There was only one way of mending the matter. In these clashes of human
temperaments, these sudden storms that spring up out of a clear sky, it
is possible sometimes to repair the damage, if the psychological moment
is resolutely seized, by talking rapidly and with detachment on neutral
topics. Words have made the rift, and words alone can bridge it. But
neither Jill nor her companion could find words, and the silence
lengthened grimly. When Wally spoke, it was in the level tones of a
polite stranger.

“Your friends have gone.”

His voice was the voice in which, when she went on railway journeys,
fellow-travellers in the carriage enquired of Jill if she would prefer
the window up or down. It had the effect of killing her regrets and
feeding her resentment. She was a girl who never refused a challenge,
and she set herself to be as frigidly polite and aloof as he.

“Really?” she said. “When did they leave?”

“A moment ago.” The lights gave the warning flicker that announces the
arrival of the hour of closing. In the momentary darkness they both
rose. Wally scrawled his name across the check which the waiter had
insinuated upon his attention. “I suppose we had better be moving?”

They crossed the room in silence. Everybody was moving in the same
direction. The broad stairway leading to the lobby was crowded with
chattering supper-parties. The lights had gone up again.

At the cloak-room Wally stopped.

“I see Underhill waiting up there,” he said casually, “To take you
home, I suppose. Shall we say good-night? I’m staying in the hotel.”

Jill glanced towards the head of the stairs. Derek was there. He was
alone. Lady Underhill presumably had gone up to her room in the
elevator.

Wally was holding out his hand. His face was stolid, and his eyes
avoided hers.

“Good-bye,” he said.

“Good-bye,” said Jill.

She felt curiously embarrassed. At this last moment hostility had
weakened, and she was conscious of a desire to make amends. She and
this man had been through much together that night, much that was
perilous and much that was pleasant. A sudden feeling of remorse came
over her.

“You’ll come and see us, won’t you?” she said a little wistfully. “I’m
sure my uncle would like to meet you again.”

“It’s very good of you,” said Wally, “but I’m afraid I shall be going
back to America at any moment now.”

Pique, that ally of the devil, regained its slipping grip upon Jill.

“Oh? I’m sorry,” she said indifferently. “Well, goodbye, then.”

“Good-bye.”

“I hope you have a pleasant voyage.”

“Thanks.”

He turned into the cloak-room, and Jill went up the stairs to join
Derek. She felt angry and depressed, full of a sense of the futility of
things. People flashed into one’s life and out again. Where was the
sense of it?

§ 3.

Derek had been scowling, and Derek still scowled. His eyebrows were
formidable, and his mouth smiled no welcome at Jill as she approached
him. The evening, portions of which Jill had found so enjoyable, had
contained no pleasant portions for Derek. Looking back over a lifetime
whose events had been almost uniformly agreeable, he told himself that
he could not recall another day which had gone so completely awry. It
had started with the fog. He hated fog. Then had come that meeting with
his mother at Charing Cross, which had been enough to upset him by
itself. After that, rising to a crescendo of unpleasantness, the day
had provided that appalling situation at the Albany, the recollection
of which still made him tingle; and there had followed the silent
dinner, the boredom of the early part of the play, the fire at the
theatre, the undignified scramble for the exits, and now this discovery
of the girl whom he was engaged to marry supping at the Savoy with a
fellow he didn’t remember ever having seen in his life. All these
things combined to induce in Derek a mood bordering on ferocity. His
birth and income, combining to make him one of the spoiled children of
the world, had fitted him ill for such a series of catastrophes.

Breeding counts. Had he belonged to a lower order of society, Derek
would probably have seized Jill by the throat and started to choke her.
Being what he was, he merely received her with frozen silence and led
her out to the waiting taxi-cab. It was only when the cab had started
on its journey that he found relief in speech.

“Well,” he said, mastering with difficulty an inclination to raise his
voice to a shout, “perhaps you will kindly explain?”

Jill had sunk back against the cushions of the cab. The touch of his
body against hers always gave her a thrill, half pleasurable, half
frightening. She had never met anybody who affected her in this way as
Derek did. She moved a little closer, and felt for his hand. But, as
she touched it, it retreated—coldly. Her heart sank. It was like being
cut in public by somebody very dignified.

“Derek, darling!” Her lips trembled. Others had seen this side of Derek
Underhill frequently, for he was a man who believed in keeping the
world in its place, but she never. To her he had always been the
perfect gracious knight. A little too perfect, perhaps, a trifle too
gracious, possibly, but she had been too deeply in love to notice that.
“Don’t be cross!”

The English language is the richest in the world, and yet somehow in
moments when words count most we generally choose the wrong ones. The
adjective “cross” as a description of his Jove-like wrath that consumed
his whole being jarred upon Derek profoundly. It was as though
Prometheus, with the vultures tearing his liver, had been asked if he
were piqued.

“Cross!”

The cab rolled on. Lights from lamp-posts flashed in at the windows. It
was a pale, anxious little face that they lit up when they shone upon
Jill.

“I can’t understand you,” said Derek at last. Jill noticed that he had
not yet addressed her by her name. He was speaking straight out in
front of him as if he were soliloquizing. “I simply cannot understand
you. After what happened before dinner tonight, for you to cap
everything by going off alone to supper at a restaurant, where half the
people in the room must have known you, with a man …”

“You don’t understand!”

“Exactly! I said I did not understand.” The feeling of having scored a
point made Derek feel a little better. “I admit it. Your behavior is
incomprehensible. Where did you meet this fellow?”

“I met him at the theatre. He was the author of the play.”

“The man you told me you had been talking to? The fellow who scraped
acquaintance with you between the acts?”

“But I found out he was an old friend. I mean, I knew him when I was a
child.”

“You didn’t tell me that,”

“I only found it out later.”

“After he had invited you to supper! It’s maddening!” cried Derek, the
sense of his wrongs surging back over him. “What do you suppose my
mother thought? She asked me who the man with you was. I had to say I
didn’t know! What do you suppose she thought?”

It is to be doubted whether anything else in the world could have
restored the fighting spirit to Jill’s cowering soul at that moment:
but the reference to Lady Underhill achieved this miracle. That deep
mutual antipathy which is so much more common than love at first sight
had sprung up between the two at the instant of their meeting. The
circumstances of that meeting had caused it to take root and grow. To
Jill Derek’s mother was by this time not so much a fellow human being
whom she disliked as a something, a sort of force, that made for her
unhappiness. She was a menace and a loathing.

“If your mother had asked me that question,” she retorted with spirit
“I should have told her that he was the man who got me safely out of
the theatre after you …” She checked herself. She did not want to say
the unforgiveable thing. “You see,” she said, more quietly, “you had
disappeared. …”

“My mother is an old woman,” said Derek stiffly. “Naturally I had to
look after her. I called to you to follow.”

“Oh, I understand. I’m simply trying to explain what happened. I was
there all alone, and Wally Mason …”

“Wally!” Derek uttered a short laugh, almost a bark. “It got to
Christian names, eh?”

Jill set her teeth.

“I told you I knew him as a child. I always called him Wally then.”

“I beg your pardon. I had forgotten.”

“He got me out through the pass-door onto the stage and through the
stage-door.”

Derek was feeling cheated. He had the uncomfortable sensation that
comes to men who grandly contemplate mountains and … see them dwindle
to mole-hills. The apparently outrageous had shown itself in
explanation nothing so out-of-the-way after all. He seized upon the
single point in Jill’s behavior that still constituted a grievance.

“There was no need for you to go to supper with the man!” Jove-like
wrath had ebbed away to something deplorably like a querulous grumble.
“You should have gone straight home. You must have known how anxious I
would be about you.”

“Well, really, Derek, dear! You didn’t seem so very anxious! You were
having supper yourself quite cosily.”

The human mind is curiously constituted. It is worthy of record that,
despite his mother’s obvious disapproval of his engagement, despite all
the occurrences of this dreadful day, it was not till she made this
remark that Derek Underhill first admitted to himself that, intoxicate
his senses as she might, there was a possibility that Jill Mariner was
not the ideal wife for him. The idea came and went more quickly than
breath upon a mirror. It passed, but it had been. There are men who
fear repartee in a wife more keenly than a sword. Derek was one of
these. Like most men of single outlook, whose dignity is their most
precious possession, he winced from an edged tongue.

“My mother was greatly upset,” he replied coldly. “I thought a cup of
soup would do her good. And, as for being anxious about you, I
telephoned to your home to ask if you had come in.”

“And when,” thought Jill, “they told you I hadn’t, you went off to
supper!”

She did not speak the words. If she had an edged tongue, she had also
the control of it. She had no wish to wound Derek. Whole-hearted in
everything she did, she loved him with her whole heart. There might be
specks upon her idol—that its feet might be clay she could never
believe—but they mattered nothing. She loved him.

“I’m so sorry, dear,” she said. “So awfully sorry! I’ve been a bad
girl, haven’t I?”

She felt for his hand again, and this time he allowed it to remain
stiffly in her grasp. It was like being grudgingly recognized by
somebody very dignified who had his doubts about you but reserved
judgment.

The cab drew up at the door of the house in Ovington Square which
Jill’s Uncle Christopher had settled upon as a suitable address for a
gentleman of his standing. (“In a sense, my dear child I admit, it is
Brompton Road, but it opens into Lennox Gardens, which makes it to all
intents and purposes Sloane Street”) Jill put up her face to be kissed,
like a penitent child.

“I’ll never be naughty again!”

For a flickering instant Derek hesitated. The drive, long as it was,
had been too short wholly to restore his equanimity. Then the sense of
her nearness, her sweetness, the faint perfume of her hair, and her
eyes, shining softly in the darkness so close to his own, overcame him.
He crushed her to him.

Jill disappeared into the house with a happy laugh. It had been a
terrible day, but it had ended well.

“The Albany,” said Derek to the cabman.

He leaned back against the cushions. His senses were in a whirl. The
cab rolled on. Presently his exalted mood vanished as quickly as it had
come. Jill absent always affected him differently from Jill present. He
was not a man of strong imagination, and the stimulus of her waned when
she was not with him. Long before the cab reached the Albany the frown
was back on his face.

§ 4.

Arriving at the Albany, he found Freddie Rooke lying on his spine in a
deep arm-chair. His slippered feet were on the mantelpiece, and he was
restoring his wasted tissues with a strong whisky-and-soda. One of the
cigars which Parker, the valet, had stamped with the seal of his
approval was in the corner of his mouth. _The Sporting Times_, with a
perusal of which he had been soothing his fluttered nerves, had fallen
on the floor beside the chair. He had finished reading, and was now
gazing peacefully at the ceiling, his mind a perfect blank. There was
nothing the matter with Freddie.

“Hullo, old thing,” he observed as Derek entered. “So you buzzed out of
the fiery furnace all right? I was wondering how you had got along. How
are you feeling? I’m not the man I was! These things get the old system
all stirred up! I’ll do anything in reason to oblige and help things
along and all that, but to be called on at a moment’s notice to play
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego rolled into one, without rehearsal or
make-up, is a bit too thick! No, young feller-me-lad! If theatre-fires
are going to be the fashion this season, the Last of the Rookes will
sit quietly at home and play solitaire. Mix yourself a drink of
something, old man, or something of that kind. By the way, your jolly
old mater. All right? Not even singed? Fine! Make a long arm and gather
in a cigar.”

And Freddie, having exerted himself to play the host in a suitable
manner, wedged himself more firmly into his chair and blew a cloud of
smoke.

Derek sat down. He lit a cigar, and stared silently at the fire. From
the mantelpiece Jill’s photograph smiled down, but he did not look at
it. Presently his attitude began to weigh upon Freddie. Freddie had had
a trying evening. What he wanted just now was merry prattle, and his
friend did not seem disposed to contribute his share. He removed his
feet from the mantelpiece, and wriggled himself sideways, so that he
could see Derek’s face. Its gloom touched him. Apart from his
admiration for Derek, he was a warm-hearted young man, and sympathized
with affliction when it presented itself to his notice.

“Something on your mind, old bean?” he enquired delicately.

Derek did not answer for a moment. Then he reflected that, little as he
esteemed the other’s mentality, he and Freddie had known each other a
long time, and that it would be a relief to confide in some one. And
Freddie, moreover, was an old friend of Jill and the man who had
introduced him to her.

“Yes,” he said.

“I’m listening, old top,” said Freddie. “Release the film.”

Derek drew at his cigar, and watched the smoke as it curled to the
ceiling.

“It’s about Jill.”

Freddie signified his interest by wriggling still further sideways.

“Jill, eh?”

“Freddie, she’s so damned impulsive!”

Freddie nearly rolled out of his chair. This, he took it, was what
writing-chappies called a coincidence.

“Rummy you should say that,” he ejaculated. “I was telling her exactly
the same thing myself only this evening.” He hesitated. “I fancy I can
see what you’re driving at, old thing. The watchword is ‘What ho, the
mater!’ yes, no? You’ve begun to get a sort of idea that if Jill
doesn’t watch her step, she’s apt to sink pretty low in the betting,
what? I know exactly what you mean! You and I know all right that
Jill’s a topper. But one can see that to your mater she might seem a
bit different. I mean to say, your jolly old mater only judging by
first impressions, and the meeting not having come off quite as
scheduled … I say, old man,” he broke off, “fearfully sorry and all
that about that business. You know what I mean! Wouldn’t have had it
happen for the world. I take it the mater was a trifle peeved? Not to
say perturbed and chagrined? I seemed to notice at dinner.”

“She was furious, of course. She did not refer to the matter when we
were alone together, but there was no need to. I knew what she was
thinking.”

Derek threw away his cigar. Freddie noted this evidence of an
overwrought soul—the thing was only a quarter smoked, and it was a
dashed good brand, mark you—with concern.

“The whole thing,” he conceded, “was a bit unfortunate.”

Derek began to pace the room.

“Freddie!”

“On the spot, old man!”

“Something’s got to be done!”

“Absolutely!” Freddie nodded solemnly. He had taken this matter greatly
to heart. Derek was his best friend, and he had always been extremely
fond of him. It hurt him to see things going wrong. “I’ll tell you
what, old bean. Let me handle this binge for you.”

“You?”

“Me! The Final Rooke!” He jumped up, and leaned against the
mantelpiece. “I’m the lad to do it. I’ve known Jill for years. She’ll
listen to me. I’ll talk to her like a Dutch uncle and make her
understand the general scheme of things. I’ll take her out to tea
tomorrow and slang her in no uncertain voice! Leave the whole thing to
me, laddie!”

Derek considered.

“It might do some good,” he said.

“Good?” said Freddie. “It’s _it_, dear boy! It’s a wheeze! You toddle
off to bed and have a good sleep. I’ll fix the whole thing for you!”



CHAPTER FIVE


§ 1.

There are streets in London into which the sun seems never to
penetrate. Some of these are in fashionable quarters, and it is to be
supposed that their inhabitants find an address which looks well on
note-paper a sufficient compensation for the gloom that goes with it.
The majority, however, are in the mean neighborhoods of the great
railway termini, and appear to offer no compensation whatever. They are
lean, furtive streets, gray as the January sky with a sort of arrested
decay. They smell of cabbage and are much prowled over by vagrom cats.
At night they are empty and dark, and a stillness broods on them,
broken only by the cracked tingle of an occasional piano playing one of
the easier hymns, a form of music to which the dwellers in the dingy
houses are greatly addicted. By day they achieve a certain animation
through the intermittent appearance of women in aprons, who shake rugs
out of the front doors or, emerging from areas, go down to the
public-house on the corner with jugs to fetch the supper-beer. In
almost every ground-floor window there is a card announcing that
furnished lodgings may be had within. You will find these streets by
the score if you leave the main thoroughfares and take a short cut on
your way to Euston, to Paddington, or to Waterloo. But the dingiest and
deadliest and most depressing lie round about Victoria. And Daubeny
Street, Pimlico, is one of the worst of them all.

On the afternoon following the events recorded, a girl was dressing in
the ground-floor room of Number Nine, Daubeny Street. A tray bearing
the remains of a late breakfast stood on the rickety table beside a
bowl of wax flowers. From beneath the table peered the green cover of a
copy of _Variety_. A gray parrot in a cage by the window cracked seed
and looked out into the room with a satirical eye. He had seen all this
so many times before,—Nelly Bryant arraying herself in her smartest
clothes to go out and besiege agents in their offices off the Strand.
It happened every day. In an hour or two she would come back as usual,
say “Oh, Gee!” in a tired sort of voice, and then Bill the parrot’s day
proper would begin. He was a bird who liked the sound of his own voice,
and he never got the chance of a really sustained conversation till
Nelly returned in the evening.

“Who cares?” said Bill, and cracked another seed.

If rooms are an indication of the characters of their occupants, Nelly
Bryant came well out of the test of her surroundings. Nothing can make
a London furnished room much less horrible than it intends to be, but
Nelly had done her best. The furniture, what there was of it, was of
that lodging-house kind which resembles nothing else in the world. But
a few little touches here and there, a few instinctively tasteful
alterations in the general scheme of things, had given the room almost
a cosy air. Later on, with the gas lit, it would achieve something
approaching homeiness. Nelly, like many another nomad, had taught
herself to accomplish a good deal with poor material. On the road in
America, she had sometimes made even a bedroom in a small hotel
tolerably comfortable, than which there is no greater achievement.
Oddly, considering her life, she had a genius for domesticity.

Today, not for the first time, Nelly was feeling unhappy. The face that
looked back at her out of the mirror at which she was arranging her
most becoming hat was weary. It was only a moderately pretty face, but
loneliness and underfeeding had given it a wistful expression that had
charm. Unfortunately, it was not the sort of charm which made a great
appeal to the stout, whisky-nourished men who sat behind paper-littered
tables, smoking cigars, in the rooms marked “Private” in the offices of
theatrical agents. Nelly had been out of a “shop” now for many
weeks,—ever since, in fact, “Follow the Girl” had finished its long ran
at the Regal Theatre.

“Follow the Girl,” an American musical comedy, had come over from New
York with an American company, of which Nelly had been a humble unit,
and, after playing a year in London and some weeks in the number one
towns, had returned to New York. It did not cheer Nelly up in the long
evenings in Daubeny Street to reflect that, if she had wished, she
could have gone home with the rest of the company. A mad impulse had
seized her to try her luck in London, and here she was now, marooned.

“Who cares?” said Bill.

For a bird who enjoyed talking he was a little limited in his remarks
and apt to repeat himself.

“I do, you poor fish!” said Nelly, completing her maneuvers with the
hat and turning to the cage. “It’s all right for you—you have a swell
time with nothing to do but sit there and eat seed—but how do you
suppose I enjoy tramping around, looking for work and never finding
any?”

She picked up her gloves. “Oh, well!” she said. “Wish me luck!”

“Good-bye, boy!” said the parrot, clinging to the bars.

Nelly thrust a finger into the cage and scratched his head.

“Anxious to get rid of me, aren’t you? Well, so long.”

“Good-bye, boy!”

“All right, I’m going. Be good!”

“Woof-woof-woof!” barked Bill the parrot, not committing himself to any
promises.

For some moments after Nelly had gone he remained hunched on his perch,
contemplating the infinite. Then he sauntered along to the seed-box and
took some more light nourishment. He always liked to spread his meals
out, to make them last longer. A drink of water to wash the food down,
and he returned to the middle of the cage, where he proceeded to
conduct a few intimate researches with his beak under his left wing.
After which he mewed like a cat, and relapsed into silent meditation
once more. He closed his eyes and pondered on his favorite problem—Why
was he a parrot? This was always good for an hour or so, and it was
three o’clock before he had come to his customary decision that he
didn’t know. Then, exhausted by brain-work and feeling a trifle hipped
by the silence of the room, he looked about him for some way of jazzing
existence up a little. It occurred to him that if he barked again it
might help.

“Woof-woof-woof!”

Good as far as it went, but it did not go far enough. It was not real
excitement. Something rather more dashing seemed to him to be
indicated. He hammered for a moment or two on the floor of his cage,
ate a mouthful of the newspaper there, and stood with his head on one
side, chewing thoughtfully. It didn’t taste as good as usual. He
suspected Nelly of having changed his _Daily Mail_ for the _Daily
Express_ or something. He swallowed the piece of paper, and was struck
by the thought that a little climbing exercise might be what his soul
demanded. (You hang on by your beak and claws and work your way up to
the roof. It sounds tame, but it’s something to do.) He tried it. And,
as he gripped the door of the cage, it swung open. Bill the parrot now
perceived that this was going to be one of those days. He had not had a
bit of luck like this for months.

For awhile he sat regarding the open door. Unless excited by outside
influences, he never did anything in a hurry. Then proceeding
cautiously, he passed out into the room. He had been out there before,
but always chaperoned by Nelly. This was something quite different. It
was an adventure. He hopped onto the window-sill. There was a ball of
yellow wool there, but he had lunched and could eat nothing. He cast
around in his mind for something to occupy him, and perceived suddenly
that the world was larger than he had supposed. Apparently there was a
lot of it outside the room. How long this had been going on, he did not
know, but obviously it was a thing to be investigated. The window was
open at the bottom, and just outside the window were what he took to be
the bars of another and larger cage. As a matter of fact they were the
railings which afforded a modest protection to Number Nine. They ran
the length of the house, and were much used by small boys as a means of
rattling sticks. One of these stick-rattlers passed as Bill stood there
looking down. The noise startled him for a moment, then he seemed to
come to the conclusion that this sort of thing was to be expected if
you went out into the great world and that a parrot who intended to see
life must not allow himself to be deterred by trifles. He crooned a
little, and finally, stepping in a stately way over the window-sill,
with his toes turned in at right angles, caught at the top of the
railing with his beak, and proceeded to lower himself. Arrived at the
level of the street, he stood looking out.

A dog trotted up, spied him, and came to sniff.

“Good-bye, boy!” said Bill chattily.

The dog was taken aback. Hitherto, in his limited experience, birds had
been birds and men men. Here was a blend of the two. What was to be
done about it? He barked tentatively, then, finding that nothing
disastrous ensued, pushed his nose between two of the bars and barked
again. Any one who knew Bill could have told him that he was asking for
it, and he got it. Bill leaned forward and nipped his nose. The dog
started back with a howl of agony. He was learning something new every
minute.

“Woof-woof-woof!” said Bill sardonically.

He perceived trousered legs, four of them, and, cocking his eye
upwards, saw that two men of the lower orders stood before him. They
were gazing down at him in the stolid manner peculiar to the
proletariat of London in the presence of the unusual. For some minutes
they stood drinking him in, then one of them gave judgment.

“It’s a parrot!” He removed a pipe from his mouth and pointed with the
stem. “A perishin’ parrot, that is, Erb.”

“Ah!” said Erb, a man of few words.

“A parrot,” proceeded the other. He was seeing clearer into the matter
every moment. “That’s a parrot, that is, Erb. My brother Joe’s wife’s
sister ’ad one of ’em. Come from abroad, _they_ do. My brother Joe’s
wife’s sister ’ad one of ’em. Red-’aired gel she was. Married a feller
down at the Docks. _She_ ’ad one of ’em. Parrots they’re called.”

He bent down for a closer inspection, and inserted a finger through the
railings. Erb abandoned his customary taciturnity and spoke words of
warning.

“Tike care ’e don’t sting yer, ’Enry!”

Henry seemed wounded.

“Woddyer mean sting me? I know all abart parrots, I do. My brother
Joe’s wife’s sister ’ad one of ’em. They don’t ’urt yer, not if you’re
kind to ’em. You know yer pals when you see ’em, don’t yer, mate?” he
went on, addressing Bill, who was contemplating the finger with one
half-closed eye.

“Good-bye, boy,” said the parrot, evading the point.

“Jear that?” cried Henry delightedly. “Goo’-bye, boy!’ ’Uman they are!”

“’E’ll ’ave a piece out of yer finger,” warned Erb, the suspicious.

“Wot, ’im!” Henry’s voice was indignant. He seemed to think that his
reputation as an expert on parrots had been challenged. “’E wouldn’t
’ave no piece out of my finger.”

“Bet yer a narf-pint ’e would ’ave a piece out of yer finger,”
persisted the skeptic.

“No blinkin’ parrot’s goin’ to ’ave no piece of no finger of mine! My
brother Joe’s wife’s sister’s parrot never ’ad no piece out of no
finger of mine!” He extended the finger further and waggled it
enticingly beneath Bill’s beak. “Cheerio, matey!” he said winningly.
“Polly want a nut?”

Whether it was mere indolence or whether the advertised docility of
that other parrot belonging to Henry’s brother’s wife’s sister had
caused him to realize that there was a certain standard of good conduct
for his species one cannot say: but for awhile Bill merely contemplated
temptation with a detached eye.

“See!” said Henry.

“Woof-woof-woof!” said Bill.

“_Wow-Wow-Wow!_” yapped the dog, suddenly returning to the scene and
going on with the argument at the point where he had left off.

The effect on Bill was catastrophic. Ever a high-strung bird, he lost
completely the repose which stamps the caste of Vere de Vere and the
better order of parrot. His nerves were shocked, and, as always under
such conditions, his impulse was to bite blindly. He bit, and Henry—one
feels sorry for Henry: he was a well-meaning man—leaped back with a
loud howl.

“That’ll be ’arf a pint,” said Erb, always the business man.

There was a lull in the rapid action. The dog, mumbling softly to
himself, had moved away again and was watching affairs from the edge of
the sidewalk. Erb, having won his point, was silent once more. Henry
sucked his finger. Bill, having met the world squarely and shown it
what was what, stood where he was, whistling nonchalantly.

Henry removed his finger from his mouth. “Lend me the loan of that
stick of yours, Erb,” he said tensely.

Erb silently yielded up the stout stick which was his inseparable
companion. Henry, a vastly different man from the genial saunterer of a
moment ago, poked wildly through the railings. Bill, panic-stricken now
and wishing for nothing better than to be back in his cosy cage,
shrieked loudly for help. And Freddie Rooke, running the corner with
Jill, stopped dead and turned pale.

“Good God!” said Freddie.

§ 2.

In pursuance of his overnight promise to Derek, Freddie Rooke had got
in touch with Jill through the medium of the telephone immediately
after breakfast, and had arranged to call at Ovington Square in the
afternoon. Arrived there, he found Jill with a telegram in her hand.
Her Uncle Christopher, who had been enjoying a breath of sea-air down
at Brighton, was returning by an afternoon train, and Jill had
suggested that Freddie should accompany her to Victoria, pick up Uncle
Chris, and escort him home. Freddie, whose idea had been a
_tête-à-tête_ involving a brotherly lecture on impetuosity, had
demurred but had given way in the end; and they had set out to walk to
Victoria together. Their way had lain through Daubeny Street, and they
turned the corner just as the brutal onslaught on the innocent Henry
had occurred. Bill’s shrieks, which were of an appalling timbre,
brought them to a halt.

“What is it?” cried Jill.

“It sounds like a murder!”

“Nonsense!”

“I don’t know, you know this is the sort of street chappies are
murdering people in all the time.”

They caught sight of the group in front of them, and were reassured.
Nobody could possibly be looking so aloof and distrait as Erb, if there
were a murder going on.

“It’s a bird!”

“It’s a jolly old parrot. See it? Just inside the railings.”

A red-hot wave of rage swept over Jill. Whatever her defects,—and
already this story has shown her far from perfect,—she had the
excellent quality of loving animals and blazing into fury when she saw
them ill-treated. At least three draymen were going about London with
burning ears as the result of what she had said to them on discovering
them abusing their patient horses. Zoologically, Bill the parrot was
not an animal, but he counted as one with Jill, and she sped down
Daubeny Street to his rescue,—Freddie, spatted and hatted and trousered
as became the man of fashion, following disconsolately, ruefully aware
that he did not look his best sprinting like that. But Jill was cutting
out a warm pace, and he held his hat on with one neatly-gloved hand and
did what he could to keep up.

Jill reached the scene of battle, and, stopping, eyed Henry with a
baleful glare. We, who have seen Henry in his calmer moments and know
him for the good fellow he was, are aware that he was more sinned
against than sinning. If there is any spirit of justice in us, we are
pro-Henry. In his encounter with Bill the parrot, Henry undoubtedly had
right on his side. His friendly overtures, made in the best spirit of
kindliness, had been repulsed. He had been severely bitten. And he had
lost half a pint of beer to Erb. As impartial judges we have no other
course before us than to wish Henry luck and bid him go to it. But
Jill, who had not seen the opening stages of the affair, thought far
otherwise. She merely saw in Henry a great brute of a man poking at a
defenceless bird with a stick.

She turned to Freddie, who had come up at a gallop and was wondering
why the deuce this sort of thing happened to him out of a city of six
millions.

“Make him stop, Freddie!”

“Oh, I say you know, what!”

“Can’t you see he’s hurting the poor thing? Make him leave off! Brute!”
she added to Henry (for whom one’s heart bleeds), as he jabbed once
again at his adversary.

Freddie stepped reluctantly up to Henry, and tapped him on the
shoulder. Freddie was one of those men who have a rooted idea that a
conversation of this sort can only be begun by a tap on the shoulder.

“Look here, you know, you can’t do this sort of thing, you know!” said
Freddie.

Henry raised a scarlet face.

“’Oo are _you?_” he demanded.

This attack from the rear, coming on top of his other troubles, tried
his restraint sorely.

“Well—” Freddie hesitated. It seemed silly to offer the fellow one of
his cards. “Well, as a matter of fact, my name’s Rooke …”

“And who,” pursued Henry, “arsked _you_ to come shoving your ugly mug
in ’ere?”

“Well, if you put it that way …”

“’E comes messing abart,” said Henry complainingly, addressing the
universe, “and interfering in what don’t concern ’im and mucking around
and interfering and messing abart. … Why,” he broke off in a sudden
burst of eloquence, “I could eat two of you for a relish wiv me tea,
even if you ’_ave_ got white spats!”

Here Erb, who had contributed nothing to the conversation, remarked
“Ah!” and expectorated on the sidewalk. The point, one gathers, seemed
to Erb well taken. A neat thrust, was Erb’s verdict.

“Just because you’ve got white spats,” proceeded Henry, on whose
sensitive mind these adjuncts of the costume of the well-dressed man
about town seemed to have made a deep and unfavorable impression, “you
think you can come mucking around and messing abart and interfering and
mucking around. This bird’s bit me in the finger, and ’ere’s the
finger, if you don’t believe me—and I’m going to twist ’is ruddy neck,
if all the perishers with white spats in London come messing abart and
mucking around, so you take them white spats of yours ’ome and give ’em
to the old woman to cook for your Sunday dinner!”

And Henry, having cleansed his stuff’d bosom of that perilous stuff
which weighs upon the heart, shoved the stick energetically once more
through the railings.

Jill darted forward. Always a girl who believed that, if you want a
thing well done, you must do it yourself, she had applied to Freddie
for assistance merely as a matter of form. All the time she had felt
that Freddie was a broken reed, and such he had proved himself.
Freddie’s policy in this affair was obviously to rely on the magic of
speech, and any magic his speech might have had was manifestly offset
by the fact that he was wearing white spats and that Henry, apparently,
belonged to some sort of league or society which had for its main
object the discouragement of white spats. It was plainly no good
leaving the conduct of the campaign to Freddie. Whatever was to be done
must be done by herself. She seized the stick and wrenched it out of
Henry’s hand.

“Woof-woof-woof!” said Bill the parrot.

No dispassionate auditor could have failed to detect the nasty ring of
sarcasm. It stung Henry. He was not normally a man who believed in
violence to the gentler sex outside a clump on the head of his missus
when the occasion seemed to demand it: but now he threw away the
guiding principles of a lifetime and turned on Jill like a tiger.

“Gimme that stick!”

“Get back!”

“Here, I say, you know!” said Freddie.

Henry, now thoroughly overwrought, made a rush at Jill: and Jill, who
had a straight eye, hit him accurately on the side of the head.

“Goo!” said Henry, and sat down.

And then, from behind Jill, a voice spoke.

“What’s all this?”

A stout policeman had manifested himself from empty space.

“This won’t do!” said the policeman.

Erb, who had been a silent spectator of the fray, burst into speech.
“She ’it ’im!”

The policeman looked at Jill. He was an officer of many years’
experience in the Force, and time had dulled in him that respect for
good clothes which he had brought with him from
Little-Sudbury-in-the-Wold in the days of his novitiate. Jill was
well-dressed, but, in the stirring epoch of the Suffrage disturbances,
the policeman had been kicked on the shins and even bitten by ladies of
an equally elegant exterior. Hearts, the policeman knew, just as pure
and fair may beat in Belgrave Square as in the lowlier air of Seven
Dials, but you have to pinch them just the same when they disturb the
peace. His gaze, as it fell upon Jill, red-handed as it were with the
stick still in her grasp, was stern.

“Your name, please, and address, miss?” he said.

A girl in blue with a big hat had come up, and was standing staring
open-mouthed at the group. At the sight of her Bill the parrot uttered
a shriek of welcome. Nelly Bryant had returned, and everything would
now be all right again.

“Mariner,” said Jill, pale and bright-eyed. “I live at Number
Twenty-two, Ovington Square.”

“And yours, sir?”

“Mine? Oh, ah, yes. I see what you mean. Rooke, you know. F. L. Rooke.
I live at the Albany and all that sort of thing.”

The policeman made an entry in his note-book. “Officer,” cried Jill,
“this man was trying to kill that parrot and I stopped him. …”

“Can’t help that, miss. You ’adn’t no right to hit a man with a stick.
You’ll ’ave to come along.”

“But, I say, you know!” Freddie was appalled. This sort of thing had
happened to him before, but only on Boat-Race Night at the Empire,
where it was expected of a chappie. “I mean to say!”

“And you too, sir. You’re both in it.”

“But …”

“Oh, come along, Freddie,” said Jill quietly. “It’s perfectly absurd,
but it’s no use making a fuss.”

“That,” said the policeman cordially, “is the right spirit!”.

§ 3.

Lady Underhill paused for breath. She had been talking long and
vehemently. She and Derek were sitting in Freddie Rooke’s apartment at
the Albany, and the subject of her monologue was Jill. Derek had been
expecting the attack, and had wondered why it had not come before. All
through supper on the previous night, even after the discovery that
Jill was supping at a near-by table with a man who was a stranger to
her son, Lady Underhill had preserved a grim reticence with regard to
her future daughter-in-law. But today she had spoken her mind with all
the energy which comes of suppression. She had relieved herself with a
flow of words of all the pent-up hostility that had been growing within
her since that first meeting in this same room. She had talked rapidly,
for she was talking against time. The Town Council of the principal
city in Derek’s constituency in the north of England had decided that
tomorrow morning should witness the laying of the foundation stone of
their new Town Hall, and Derek as the sitting member was to preside at
the celebration. Already Parker had been dispatched to telephone for a
cab to take him to the station, and at any moment their conversation
might be interrupted. So Lady Underhill made the most of what little
time she had.

Derek had listened gloomily, scarcely rousing himself to reply. His
mother would have been gratified, could she have known how powerfully
her arguments were working on him. That little imp of doubt which had
vexed him in the cab as he drove home from Ovington Square had not died
in the night. It had grown and waxed more formidable. And, now, aided
by this ally from without, it had become a colossus, straddling his
soul. Derek looked frequently at the clock, and cursed the unknown
cabman whose delay was prolonging the scene. Something told him that
only flight could serve him now. He never had been able to withstand
his mother in one of her militant moods. She seemed to numb his
faculties. Other members of his family had also noted this quality in
Lady Underhill, and had commented on it bitterly in the smoking-rooms
of distant country-houses at the hour when men meet to drink the final
whisky-and-soda and unburden their souls.

Lady Underhill, having said all she had to say, recovered her breath
and began to say it again. Frequent iteration was one of her strongest
weapons. As her brother Edwin, who was fond of homely imagery, had
often observed, she could talk the hind-leg off a donkey.

“You must be mad, Derek, to dream of handicapping yourself at this
vital stage of your career with a wife who not only will not be a help
to you, but must actually be a ruinous handicap. I am not blaming you
for imagining yourself in love in the first place, though I really
should have thought that a man of your strength and character would …
However, as I say, I am not blaming you for that. Superficially, no
doubt, this girl might be called attractive. I do not admire the type
myself, but I suppose she has that quality—in my time we should have
called it boldness—which seems to appeal to the young men of today. I
could imagine her fascinating a weak-minded imbecile like your friend
Mr Rooke. But that you … Still, there is no need to go into that. What
I am trying to point out is that in your position, with a career like
yours in front of you,—it’s quite certain that in a year or two you
will be offered some really big and responsible position—you would be
insane to tie yourself to a girl who seems to have been allowed to run
perfectly wild, whose uncle is a swindler …”

“She can’t be blamed for her uncle.”

“… Who sups alone with strange men in public restaurants. …”

“I explained that.”

“You may have explained it. You certainly did not excuse it or make it
a whit less outrageous. You cannot pretend that you really imagine that
an engaged girl is behaving with perfect correctness when she allows a
man she has only just met to take her to supper at the Savoy, even if
she did know him slightly years and years ago. It is very idyllic to
suppose that a childhood acquaintance excuses every breach of decorum,
but I was brought up to believe otherwise. I don’t wish to be vulgar,
but what it amounts to is that this girl was having supper—supper! In
my days girls were in bed at supper-time!—with a strange man who picked
her up at a theatre!”

Derek shifted uneasily. There was a part of his mind which called upon
him to rise up and challenge the outrageous phrase and demand that it
be taken back. But he remained silent. The imp-colossus was too strong
for him. She is quite right, said the imp. That is an unpleasant but
accurate description of what happened. He looked at the clock again,
and wished for the hundredth time that the cab would come. Jill’s
photograph smiled at him from beside the clock. He looked away, for,
when he found his eyes upon it, he had an odd sensation of baseness, as
if he were playing some one false who loved and trusted him.

“If you were an ordinary man like hundreds of the idle young men one
meets in London, I would have nothing to say. I dislike the girl
intensely, but I would not interfere in what would be your own private
business. No doubt there are plenty of sets in society where it matters
very little what sort of a woman a man marries. But if you have a
career, especially in politics, you know as well as I do that a
suitable wife means everything. You are a public figure even now. In a
few years you will be a very big public figure. That means that your
wife will have every eye upon her. And what will she be? A minx!” said
Lady Underhill viciously.

Once more Derek stirred uneasily, and once more he remained silent. A
gleam came into Lady Underhill’s black eyes. All her life she had been
a fighter, and experience had taught her to perceive when she was
winning. She blessed the dilatory cabman.

“Well, I am not going to say any more,” she said, getting up and
buttoning her glove. “I will leave you to think it over. All I will say
is that, though I only met her yesterday, I can assure you that I am
quite confident that this girl is just the sort of harum-scarum,
so-called ‘modern’ girl who is sure some day to involve herself in a
really serious scandal. I don’t want her to be in a position to drag
you into it as well. Yes, Parker, what is it? Is Sir Derek’s cab here?”

The lantern-jawed Parker had entered softly, and was standing
deferentially in the doorway. There was no emotion on his face beyond
the vague sadness which a sense of what was correct made him always
wear like a sort of mask when in the presence of those of superior
station.

“The cab will be at the door very shortly, m’lady. If you please, Sir
Derek, a policeman has come with a message.”

“A policeman?”

“With a message from Mr Rooke.”

“What do you mean?”

“I have had a few words of conversation with the constable, sir,” said
Parker sadly, “and I understand from him that Mr Rooke and Miss Mariner
have been arrested.”

“Arrested! What are you talking about?”

“Mr Rooke desired the officer to ask you to be good enough to step
round and bail them out!”

The gleam in Lady Underhill’s eye became a flame, but she controlled
her voice.

“Why were Miss Mariner and Mr Rooke arrested, Parker?”

“As far as I can gather, m’lady, Miss Mariner struck a man in the
street with a stick, and they took both her and Rooke to the Chelsea
Police Station.”

Lady Underhill glanced at Derek, who was looking into the fire.

“This is a little awkward, Derek,” she said suavely. “If you go to the
police-station, you will miss your train.”

“I fancy, m’lady, it would be sufficient if Sir Derek were to dispatch
me with a check for ten pounds.”

“Very well. Tell the policeman to wait a moment.”

“Very good, m’lady.”

Derek roused himself with an effort. His face was drawn and gloomy. He
sat down at the writing-table, and took out his check-book. There was
silence for a moment, broken only by the scratching of the pen. Parker
took the check and left the room.

“Now, perhaps,” said Lady Underhill, “you will admit that I was right!”
She spoke in almost an awed voice, for this occurrence at just this
moment seemed to her very like a direct answer to prayer. “You can’t
hesitate now! You must free yourself from this detestable
entanglement!”

Derek rose without speaking. He took his coat and hat from where they
lay on a chair.

“Derek! You will! Say you will!”

Derek put on his coat.

“Derek!”

“For heaven’s sake, leave me alone, mother. I want to think.”

“Very well. I will leave you to think it over, then.” Lady Underhill
moved to the door. At the door she paused for a moment, and seemed
about to speak again, but her mouth closed resolutely. She was a shrewd
woman, and knew that the art of life is to know when to stop talking.
What words have accomplished, too many words can undo.

“Good-bye.”

“Good-bye, mother.”

“I’ll see you when you get back?”

“Yes. No. I don’t know. I’m not certain when I shall return. I may go
away for a bit.”

The door closed behind Lady Underhill. Derek sat down again at the
writing-table. He wrote a few words on a sheet of paper, then tore it
up. His eye travelled to the mantelpiece. Jill’s photograph smiled
happily down at him. He turned back to the writing-table, took out a
fresh piece of paper, thought for a few moments, and began to write
again.

The door opened softly.

“The cab is at the door, Sir Derek,” said Parker.

Derek addressed an envelope, and got up.

“All right. Thanks. Oh, Parker, stop at a district-messenger office on
your way to the police-station, and have this sent off at once.”

“Very good, Sir Derek,” said Parker.

Derek’s eyes turned once more to the mantelpiece. He stood looking for
an instant, then walked quickly out of the room.



CHAPTER SIX


§ 1.

A taxi-cab stopped at the door of number twenty-two Ovington Square.
Freddie Rooke emerged, followed by Jill. While Freddie paid the driver,
Jill sniffed the afternoon air happily. It had turned into a delightful
day. A westerly breeze, springing up in the morning, had sent the
thermometer up with a run and broken the cold spell which had been
gripping London. It was one of those afternoons which intrude on the
bleakness of winter with a false but none the less agreeable intimation
that Spring is on its way. The sidewalks were wet underfoot, and the
gutters ran with thawed snow. The sun shone exhilaratingly from a sky
the color of a hedge-sparrow’s egg.

“Doesn’t everything smell lovely, Freddie,” said Jill, “after our
prison-life!”

“Topping!”

“Fancy getting out so quickly! Whenever I’m arrested, I must always
make a point of having a rich man with me. I shall never tease you
about that fifty-pound note again.”

“Fifty-pound note?”

“It certainly came in handy today!”

She was opening the door with her latch-key, and missed the sudden
sagging of Freddie’s jaw, the sudden clutch at his breast-pocket, and
the look of horror and anguish that started into his eyes. Freddie was
appalled. Finding himself at the police-station penniless with the
exception of a little loose change, he had sent that message to Derek,
imploring assistance, as the only alternative to spending the night in
a cell, with Jill in another. He had realized that there was a risk of
Derek taking the matter hardly, and he had not wanted to get Jill into
trouble, but there seemed nothing else to do. If they remained where
they were overnight, the thing would get into the papers, and that
would be a thousand times worse. And if he applied for aid to Ronny
Devereux or Algy Martyn or anybody like that all London would know
about it next day. So Freddie, with misgivings, had sent the message to
Derek, and now Jill’s words had reminded him that there was no need to
have done so. Years ago he had read somewhere or heard somewhere about
some chappie who always buzzed around with a sizeable banknote stitched
into his clothes, and the scheme had seemed to him ripe to a degree.
You never knew when you might find yourself short of cash and faced by
an immediate call for the ready. He had followed the chappie’s example.
And now, when the crisis had arrived, he had forgotten—absolutely
forgotten!—that he had the dashed thing on his person at all.

He followed Jill into the house, groaning in spirit, but thankful that
she had taken it for granted that he had secured their release in the
manner indicated. He did not propose to disillusion her. It would be
time enough to take the blame when the blame came along. Probably old
Derek would simply be amused and laugh at the whole bally affair like a
sportsman. Freddie cheered up considerably at the thought.

Jill was talking to the parlormaid whose head had popped up over the
banisters flanking the stairs that led to the kitchen.

“Major Selby hasn’t arrived yet, miss.”

“That’s odd. I suppose he must have taken a later train.”

“There’s a lady in the drawing-room, miss, waiting to see him. She
didn’t give any name. She said she would wait till the major came.
She’s been waiting a goodish while.”

“All right, Jane. Thanks. Will you bring up tea.”

They walked down the hall. The drawing-room was on the ground floor, a
long, dim room that would have looked like a converted studio but for
the absence of bright light. A girl was sitting at the far end by the
fireplace. She rose: as they entered.

“How do you do?” said Jill. “I’m afraid my uncle has not come back yet
…”

“Say!” cried the visitor. “You _did_ get out quick!”

Jill was surprised. She had no recollection of ever having seen the
other before. Her visitor was a rather pretty girl, with a sort of
jaunty way of carrying herself which made a piquant contrast to her
tired eyes and wistful face. Jill took an immediate liking to her. She
looked so forlorn and pathetic.

“My name’s Nelly Bryant,” said the girl. “That parrot belongs to me.”

“Oh, I see.”

“I heard you say to the cop that you lived here, so I came along to
tell your folks what had happened, so that they could do something. The
maid said that your uncle was expected any minute, so I waited.”

“That was awfully good of you.”

“Dashed good,” said Freddie.

“Oh, no! Honest, I don’t know how to thank you for what you did. You
don’t know what a pal Bill is to me. It would have broken me all up if
that plug-ugly had killed him.”

“But what a shame you had to wait so long.”

“I liked it.”

Nelly Bryant looked about the room wistfully. This was the sort of room
she sometimes dreamed about. She loved its subdued light and the pulpy
cushions on the sofa.

“You’ll have some tea before you go, won’t you?” said Jill, switching
on the lights.

“It’s very kind of you.”

“Why, hullo!” said Freddie. “By Jove! I say! We’ve met before, what?”

“Why, so we have!”

“That lunch at Oddy’s that young Threepwood gave, what?”

“I wonder you remember.”

“Oh, I remember. Quite a time ago, eh? Miss Bryant was in that show,
‘Follow the Girl,’ Jill, at the Regal.”

“Oh, yes. I remember you took me to see it.”

“Dashed odd meeting again like this!” said Freddie. “Really rummy!”

Jane, the parlormaid, entering with tea, interrupted his comments.

“You’re American, then?” said Jill, interested. “The whole company came
from New York, didn’t they?”

“Yes.”

“I’m half American myself, you know. I used to live in New York when I
was very small, but I’ve almost forgotten what it was like. I remember
a sort of over-head railway that made an awful noise …”

“The Elevated!” murmured Nelly devoutly. A wave of homesickness seemed
to choke her for a moment.

“And the air. Like champagne. And a very blue sky.”

“Yes,” said Nelly in a small voice.

“I shouldn’t half mind popping over New York for a bit,” said Freddie,
unconscious of the agony he was inflicting. “I’ve met some very sound
sportsmen who came from there. You don’t know a fellow named
Williamson, do you?”

“I don’t believe I do.”

“Or Oakes?”

“No.”

“That’s rummy! Oakes has lived in New York for years.”

“So have about seven million other people,” interposed Jill. “Don’t be
silly, Freddie. How would you like somebody to ask of you if you knew a
man named Jenkins in London?”

“I _do_ know a man named Jenkins in London,” replied Freddie
triumphantly.

Jill poured out a cup of tea for her visitor, and looked at the clock.

“I wonder where Uncle Chris has got to,” she said. “He ought to be here
by now. I hope he hasn’t got into any mischief among the wild
stock-brokers down at Brighton.”

Freddie laid down his cup on the table and uttered a loud snort.

“Oh, Freddie, darling!” said Jill remorsefully. “I forgot!
Stock-brokers are a painful subject, aren’t they!” She turned to Nelly.
“There’s been an awful slump on the Stock Exchange today, and he
got—what was the word, Freddie?”

“Nipped!” said Freddie with gloom.

“Nipped!”

“Nipped like the dickens!”

“Nipped like the dickens!” Jill smiled at Nelly. “He had forgotten all
about it in the excitement of being a jailbird, and I went and reminded
him.”

Freddie sought sympathy from Nelly.

“A silly ass at the club named Jimmy Monroe told me to take a flutter
in some rotten thing called Amalgamated Dyes. You know how it is, when
you’re feeling devilish fit and cheery and all that after dinner, and
somebody sidles up to you and slips his little hand in yours and tells
you to do some fool thing. You’re so dashed nappy you simply say
‘Right-ho, old bird! Make it so!’ That’s the way I got had!”

Jill laughed unfeelingly.

“It will do you good, Freddie. It’ll stir you up and prevent you being
so silly again. Besides, you know you’ll hardly notice it. You’ve much
too much money as it is.”

“It’s not the money. It’s the principle of the thing. I hate looking a
frightful chump.”

“Well, you needn’t tell anybody. We’ll keep it a secret. In fact, we’ll
start at once, for I hear Uncle Chris outside. Let us dissemble. We are
observed!… Hullo, Uncle Chris!”

She ran down the room, as the door opened, and kissed the tall,
soldierly man who entered.

“Well, Jill, my dear.”

“How late you are. I was expecting you hours ago.”

“I had to call on my broker.”

“Hush! Hush!”

“What’s the matter?”

“Nothing, nothing. … We’ve got visitors. You know Freddie Rooke, of
course?”

“How are you, Freddie, my boy?”

“Cheerio!” said Freddie. “Pretty fit?”

“And Miss Bryant,” said Jill.

“How do you do?” said Uncle Chris in the bluff, genial way which, in
his younger days, had charmed many a five-pound note out of the pockets
of his fellow-men and many a soft glance out of the eyes of their
sisters, their cousins, and their aunts.

“Come and have some tea,” said Jill. “You’re just in time.”

Nelly had subsided shyly into the depths of her big armchair. Somehow
she felt a better and a more important girl since Uncle Chris had
addressed her. Most people felt like that after encountering Jill’s
Uncle Christopher. Uncle Chris had a manner. It was not precisely
condescending, and yet it was not the manner of an equal. He treated
you as an equal, true, but all the time you were conscious of the fact
that it was extraordinarily good of him to do so. Uncle Chris affected
the rank and file of his fellow-men much as a genial knight of the
Middle Ages would have affected a scurvy knave or varlet if he had cast
aside social distinctions for awhile and hobnobbed with the latter in a
tavern. He never patronized, but the mere fact that he abstained from
patronizing seemed somehow impressive.

To this impressiveness his appearance contributed largely. He was a
fine, upstanding man, who looked less than his forty-nine years in
spite of an ominous thinning of the hair which he tended and brushed so
carefully. He had a firm chin, a mouth that smiled often and pleasantly
beneath the closely-clipped moustache, and very bright blue eyes which
met yours in a clear, frank, honest gaze. Though he had served in his
youth in India, he had none of the Anglo-Indian’s sun-scorched
sallowness. His complexion was fresh and sanguine. He looked as if he
had just stepped out of a cold tub,—a misleading impression, for Uncle
Chris detested cold water and always took his morning bath as hot as he
could get it.

It was his clothes, however, which, even more than his appearance,
fascinated the populace. There is only one tailor in London, as
distinguished from the ambitious mechanics who make coats and trousers,
and Uncle Chris was his best customer. Similarly, London is full of
young fellows trying to get along by the manufacture of foot-wear, but
there is only one boot-maker in the true meaning of the word,—the one
who supplied Uncle Chris. And, as for hats, while it is no doubt a fact
that you can get at plenty of London shops some sort of covering for
your head which will keep it warm, the only hatter—using the term in
its deeper sense—is the man who enjoyed the patronage of Major
Christopher Selby. From foot to head, in short, from furthest South to
extremest North, Uncle Chris was perfect. He was an ornament to his
surroundings. The Metropolis looked better for him. One seems to
picture London as a mother with a horde of untidy children, children
with made-up ties, children with wrinkled coats and baggy trouser-legs,
sighing to herself as she beheld them, then cheering up and murmuring
with a touch of restored complacency, “Ah, well, I still have Uncle
Chris!”

“Miss Bryant is American, Uncle Chris,” said Jill.

Uncle Chris spread his shapely legs before the fire, and glanced down
kindly at Nelly.

“Indeed?” He took a cup of tea and stirred it. “I was in America as a
young man.”

“Whereabouts?” asked Nelly eagerly.

“Oh, here and there and everywhere. I travelled considerably.”

“That’s how it is with me,” said Nelly, overcoming her diffidence as
she warmed to the favorite topic. “I guess I know most every town in
every State, from New York to the last one-night stand. It’s a great
old country, isn’t it?”

“It is!” said Uncle Chris. “I shall be returning there very shortly.”
He paused meditatively. “Very shortly indeed.”

Nelly bit her lip. It seemed to be her fate today to meet people who
were going to America.

“When did you decide to do that?” asked Jill.

She had been looking at him, puzzled. Years of association with Uncle
Chris had enabled her to read his moods quickly, and she was sure that
there was something on his mind. It was not likely that the others had
noticed it, for his manner was as genial and urbane as ever. But
something about him, a look in his eyes that came and went, an
occasional quick twitching of his mouth, told her that all was not
well. She was a little troubled, but not greatly. Uncle Chris was not
the sort of man to whom grave tragedies happened. It was probably some
mere trifle which she could smooth out for him in five minutes, once
they were alone together. She reached out and patted his sleeve
affectionately. She was fonder of Uncle Chris than of anyone in the
world except Derek.

“The thought,” said Uncle Chris, “came to me this morning, as I read my
morning paper while breakfasting. It has grown and developed during the
day. At this moment you might almost call it an obsession. I am very
fond of America. I spent several happy years there. On that occasion, I
set sail for the land of promise, I admit, somewhat reluctantly. Of my
own free will I might never have made the expedition. But the general
sentiment seemed so strongly in favor of my doing so that I yielded to
what I might call a public demand. The willing hands for my nearest and
dearest were behind me, pushing, and I did not resist them. I have
never regretted it. America is a part of every young man’s education.
You ought to go there, Freddie.”

“Rummily enough,” said Freddie, “I was saying just before you came in
that I had half a mind to pop over. Only it’s rather a bally fag,
starting. Getting your luggage packed and all that sort of thing.”

Nelly, whose luggage consisted of one small trunk, heaved a silent
sigh. Mingling with the idle rich carried its penalties.

“America,” said Uncle Chris, “taught me poker, for which I can never be
sufficiently grateful. Also an exotic pastime styled Craps,—or,
alternatively, ‘rolling the bones’—which in those days was a very
present help in time of trouble. At Craps, I fear, my hand in late
years had lost much of its cunning. I have had little opportunity of
practising. But as a young man I was no mean exponent of the art. Let
me see,” said Uncle Chris meditatively. “What was the precise ritual?
Ah! I have it, ‘Come, little seven!’”

“‘Come, eleven!’” exclaimed Nelly excitedly.

“‘Baby …’ I feel convinced that in some manner the word baby entered
into it.”

“‘Baby needs new shoes!’”

“‘Baby needs new shoes!’ Precisely!”

“It sounds to me,” said Freddie, “dashed silly.”

“Oh, no!” cried Nelly reproachfully.

“Well, what I mean to say is, there’s no sense in it, don’t you know.”

“It is a noble pursuit,” said Uncle Chris firmly. “Worthy of the great
nation that has produced it. No doubt, when I return to America, I
shall have opportunities of recovering my lost skill.”

“You aren’t returning to America,” said Jill. “You’re going to stay
safe at home like a good little uncle. I’m not going to have you
running wild all over the world at your age.”

“Age?” declaimed Uncle Chris. “What is my age? At the present moment I
feel in the neighborhood of twenty-one, and Ambition is tapping me on
the shoulder and whispering ‘Young man, go West!’ The years are
slipping away from me, my dear Jill,—slipping so quickly that in a few
minutes you will be wondering why my nurse does not come to fetch me.
The wanderlust is upon me. I gaze around me at all this prosperity in
which I am lapped,” said Uncle Chris, eyeing the arm-chair severely,
“all this comfort and luxury which swaddles me, and I feel staggered. I
want activity. I want to be braced!”

“You would hate it,” said Jill composedly. “You know you’re the laziest
old darling in the world.”

“Exactly what I am endeavoring to point out. I am lazy. Or, I was till
this morning.”

“Something very extraordinary must have happened this morning. I can
see that.”

“I wallowed in gross comfort. I was what Shakespeare calls a ‘fat and
greasy citizen’!”

“Please, Uncle Chris!” protested Jill. “Not while I’m eating buttered
toast!”

“But now I am myself again.”

“That’s splendid.”

“I have heard the beat of the off-shore wind,” chanted Uncle Chris,
“and the thresh of the deep-sea rain. I have heard the song—How long!
how long! Pull out on the trail again!”

“He can also recite ‘Gunga Din,’” said Jill to Nelly. “I really must
apologize for all this. He’s usually as good as gold.”

“I believe I know how he feels,” said Nelly softly.

“Of course you do. You and I, Miss Bryant, are of the gipsies of the
world. We are not vegetables like young Rooke here.”

“Eh, what?” said the vegetable, waking from a reverie. He had been
watching Nelly’s face. Its wistfulness attracted him.

“We are only happy,” proceeded Uncle Chris, “when we are wandering.”

“You should see Uncle Chris wander to his club in the morning,” said
Jill. “He trudges off in a taxi, singing wild gipsy songs, absolutely
defying fatigue.”

“That,” said Uncle Chris, “is a perfectly justified slur. I shudder at
the depths to which prosperity has caused me to sink.” He expanded his
chest. “I shall be a different man in America. America would make a
different man of you, Freddie.”

“I’m all right, thanks!” said that easily satisfied young man.

Uncle Chris turned to Nelly, pointing dramatically.

“Young woman, go West! Return to your bracing home, and leave this
enervating London! You …”

Nelly got up abruptly. She could endure no more.

“I believe I’ll have to be going now,” she said. “Bill misses me if I’m
away long. Good-bye. Thank you ever so much for what you did.”

“It was awfully kind of you to come round,” said Jill.

“Good-bye, Major Selby.”

“Good-bye.”

“Good-bye, Mr Rooke.”

Freddie awoke from another reverie.

“Eh? Oh, I say, half a jiffy. I think I may as well be toddling along
myself. About time I was getting back to dress for dinner and all that.
See you home, may I, and then I’ll get a taxi at Victoria. Toodle-oo,
everybody.”


Freddie escorted Nelly through the hall and opened the front door for
her. The night was cool and cloudy, and there was still in the air that
odd, rejuvenating suggestion of Spring. A wet fragrance came from the
dripping trees.

“Topping evening!” said Freddie conversationally.

“Yes.”

They walked through the square in silence. Freddie shot an appreciative
glance at his companion. Freddie, as he would have admitted frankly,
was not much of a lad for the modern girl. The modern girl, he
considered, was too dashed rowdy and exuberant for a chappie of
peaceful tastes. Now, this girl, on the other hand, had all the
earmarks of being something of a topper. She had a soft voice. Rummy
accent and all that, but nevertheless a soft and pleasing voice. She
was mild and unaggressive, and these were qualities which Freddie
esteemed. Freddie, though this was a thing he would not have admitted,
was afraid of girls, the sort of girls he had to take down to dinner
and dance with and so forth. They were too dashed clever, and always
seemed to be waiting for a chance to score off a fellow. This one was
not like that. Not a bit. She was gentle and quiet and what not.

It was at this point that it came home to him how remarkably quiet she
was. She had not said a word for the last five minutes. He was just
about to break the silence, when, as they passed under a street lamp,
he perceived that she was crying,—crying very softly to herself, like a
child in the dark.

“Good God!” said Freddie, appalled. There were two things in life with
which he felt totally unable to cope,—crying girls and dog-fights. The
glimpse he had caught of Nelly’s face froze him into a speechlessness
which lasted until they reached Daubeny Street and stopped at her door.

“Good-bye,” said Nelly.

“Good-bye-ee!” said Freddie mechanically. “That’s to say, I mean to
say, half a second!” he added quickly. He faced her nervously, with one
hand on the grimy railings. This wanted looking into. When it came to
girls trickling to and fro in the public streets, weeping, well, it was
pretty rotten and something had to be done about it. “What’s up?” he
demanded.

“It’s nothing. Good-bye.”

“But, my dear old soul,” said Freddie, clutching the railing for moral
support, “it _is_ something. It must be! You might not think it, to
look at me, but I’m really rather a dashed shrewd chap, and I can _see_
there’s something up. Why not give me the jolly old scenario and see if
we can’t do something?”

Nelly moved as if to turn to the door, then stopped. She was thoroughly
ashamed of herself.

“I’m a fool!”

“No, no!”

“Yes, I am. I don’t often act this way, but, oh, gee! hearing you all
talking like that about going to America, just as if it was the easiest
thing in the world, only you couldn’t be bothered to do it, kind of got
me going. And to think I could be there right now if I wasn’t a
bonehead!”

“A bonehead?”

“A simp. I’m all right as far up as the string of near-pearls, but
above that I’m reinforced concrete.”

Freddie groped for her meaning.

“Do you mean you’ve made a bloomer of some kind?”

“I pulled the worst kind of bone. I stopped on in London when the rest
of the company went back home, and now I’ve got to stick.”

“Rush of jolly old professional engagement, what?”

Nelly laughed bitterly.

“You’re a bad guesser. No, they haven’t started to fight over me yet.
I’m at liberty, as they say in the Era.”

“But, my dear old thing,” said Freddie earnestly, “if you’ve got
nothing to keep you in England, why not pop back to America? I mean to
say, home-sickness is the most dashed blighted thing in the world.
There’s nothing gives one the pip to such an extent. Why, dash it, I
remember staying with an old aunt of mine up in Scotland the year
before last and not being able to get away for three weeks or so, and I
raved—absolutely gibbered—for a sight of the merry old metrop.
Sometimes I’d wake up in the night, thinking I was back at the Albany,
and, by Jove, when I found I wasn’t I howled like a dog! You take my
tip, old soul, and pop back on the next boat.”

“Which line?”

“How do you mean, which line? Oh, I see, you mean which line? Well …
well … I’ve never been on any of them, so it’s rather hard to say. But
I hear the Cunard well spoken of, and then again some chappies swear by
the White Star. But I should imagine you can’t go far wrong, whichever
you pick. They’re all pretty ripe, I fancy.”

“Which of them is giving free trips? That’s the point.”

“Eh? Oh!” Her meaning dawned upon Freddie. He regarded her with deep
consternation. Life had treated him so kindly that he had almost
forgotten that there existed a class which had not as much money as
himself. Sympathy welled up beneath his perfectly fitting waistcoat. It
was a purely disinterested sympathy. The fact that Nelly was a girl and
in many respects a dashed pretty girl did not affect him. What mattered
was that she was hard up. The thought hurt Freddie like a blow. He
hated the idea of anyone being hard up.

“I say!” he said. “Are you broke?”

Nelly laughed.

“Am I! If dollars were doughnuts, I wouldn’t even have the hole in the
middle.”

Freddie was stirred to his depths. Except for the beggars in the
streets, to whom he gave shillings, he had not met anyone for years who
had not plenty of money. He had friends at his clubs who frequently
claimed to be unable to lay their hands on a bally penny, but the bally
penny they wanted to lay their hands on generally turned out to be a
couple of thousand pounds for a new car.

“Good God!” he said.

There was a pause. Then, with a sudden impulse, he began to fumble in
his breast-pocket. Rummy how things worked out for the best, however
scaly they might seem at the moment. Only an hour or so ago he had been
kicking himself for not having remembered that fifty-pound note, tacked
onto the lining of his coat, when it would have come in handy at the
police-station. He now saw that Providence had had the matter well in
hand. If he had remembered it and coughed it up to the constabulary
then, he wouldn’t have had it now. And he needed it now. A mood of
quixotic generosity had surged upon him. With swift fingers he jerked
the note free from its moorings and displayed it like a conjurer
exhibiting a rabbit.

“My dear old thing,” he said, “I can’t stand it! I absolutely cannot
stick it at any price! I really must insist on your trousering this.
Positively!”

Nelly Bryant gazed at the note with wide eyes. She was stunned. She
took it limply, and looked at it under the dim light of the gas-lamp
over the door.

“I couldn’t!” she cried.

“Oh, but really! You must!”

“But this is a fifty-pound!”

“Absolutely! It will take you back to New York, what? You asked which
line was giving free trips. The Freddie Rooke Line, by Jove, sailings
every Wednesday and Saturday! I mean, what!”

“But I can’t take two hundred and fifty dollars from you!”

“Oh, rather. Of course you can.”

There was another pause.

“You’ll think—” Nelly’s pale face flushed. “You’ll think I told you all
about myself just—just because I wanted to …”

“To make a touch? Absolutely not! Kid yourself of the jolly old
superstition entirely. You see before you, old thing, a chappie who
knows more about borrowing money than any man in London. I mean to say,
I’ve had my ear bitten more often than anyone, I should think. There
are sixty-four ways of making a touch—I’ve had them all worked on me by
divers blighters here and there—and I can tell any of them with my eyes
shut. I know you weren’t dreaming of any such thing.”

The note crackled musically in Nelly’s hand.

“I don’t know what to say!”

“That’s all right.”

“I don’t see why … Gee! I wish I could tell you what I think of you!”

Freddie laughed amusedly.

“Do you know,” he said, “that’s exactly what the beaks—the masters, you
know,—used to say to me at school.”

“Are you sure you can spare it?”

“Oh, rather.”

Nelly’s eyes shone in the light of the lamp.

“I’ve never met anyone like you before. I don’t know how …”

Freddie shuffled nervously. Being thanked always made him feel pretty
rotten.

“Well, I think I’ll be popping,” he said. “Got to get back and dress
and all that. Awfully glad to have seen you, and all that sort of rot.”

Nelly unlocked the door with her latchkey, and stood on the step.

“I’ll buy a fur-wrap,” she said, half to herself.

“Great wheeze! I should!”

“And some nuts for Bill!”

“Bill?”

“The parrot.”

“Oh, the jolly old parrot! Rather! Well, cheerio!”

“Good-bye … You’ve been awfully good to me.”

“Oh, no,” said Freddie uncomfortably. “Any time you’re passing … !”

“Awfully good … Well, good-bye.”

“Toodle-oo!”

“Maybe we’ll meet again some day.”

“I hope so. Absolutely!”

There was a little scurry of feet. Something warm and soft pressed for
an instant against Freddie’s cheek, and, as he stumbled back, Nelly
Bryant skipped up the steps and vanished through the door.

“Good God!”

Freddie felt his cheek. He was aware of an odd mixture of embarrassment
and exhilaration.

From the area below a slight cough sounded. Freddie turned sharply. A
maid in a soiled cap, worn coquettishly over one ear, was gazing
intently up through the railings. Their eyes met. Freddie turned a warm
pink. It seemed to him that the maid had the air of one about to
giggle.

“Damn!” said Freddie softly, and hurried off down the street. He
wondered whether he had made a frightful ass of himself, spraying
bank-notes all over the place like that to comparative strangers. Then
a vision came to him of Nelly’s eyes as they had looked at him in the
lamp-light, and he decided—no, absolutely not. Rummy as the gadget
might appear, it had been the right thing to do. It was a binge of
which he thoroughly approved. A good egg!

§ 2.

Jill, when Freddie and Nelly left the room, had seated herself on a low
stool, and sat, looking thoughtfully into the fire. She was wondering
if she had been mistaken in supposing that Uncle Chris was worried
about something. This restlessness of his, this desire for movement,
was strange in him. Hitherto he had been like a dear old cosy cat,
revelling in the comfort which he had just denounced so eloquently. She
watched him as he took up his favorite stand in front of the fire.

“Nice girl,” said Uncle Chris. “Who was she?”

“Somebody Freddie met,” said Jill diplomatically. There was no need to
worry Uncle Chris with details of the afternoon’s happenings.

“Very nice girl.” Uncle Chris took out his cigar-case. “No need to ask
if I may, thank goodness.” He lit a cigar. “Do you remember, Jill,
years ago, when you were quite small, how I used to blow smoke in your
face?”

Jill smiled.

“Of course I do. You said that you were training me for marriage. You
said that there were no happy marriages except where the wife didn’t
mind the smell of tobacco. Well, it’s lucky, as a matter of fact, for
Derek smokes all the time.”

Uncle Chris took up his favorite stand against the fireplace.

“You’re very fond of Derek, aren’t you, Jill?”

“Of course I am. You are, too, aren’t you?”

“Fine chap. Very fine chap. Plenty of money, too. It’s a great relief,”
said Uncle Chris, puffing vigorously. “A thundering relief.” He looked
over Jill’s head down the room. “It’s fine to think of you happily
married, dear, with everything in the world that you want.”

Uncle Chris’ gaze wandered down to where Jill sat. A slight mist
affected his eyesight. Jill had provided a solution for the great
problem of his life. Marriage had always appalled him, but there was
this to be said for it, that married people had daughters. He had
always wanted a daughter, a smart girl he could take out and be proud
of; and fate had given him Jill at precisely the right age. A child
would have bored Uncle Chris—he was fond of children, but they made the
deuce of a noise and regarded jam as an external ornament—but a
delightful little girl of fourteen was different. Jill and he had been
very close to each other since her mother had died, a year after the
death of her father, and had left her in his charge. He had watched her
grow up with a joy that had a touch of bewilderment in it—she seemed to
grow so quickly—and had been fonder and prouder of her at every stage
of her tumultuous career.

“You’re a dear,” said Jill. She stroked the trouser-leg that was
nearest. “How _do_ you manage to get such a wonderful crease? You
really are a credit to me!”

There was a momentary silence. A shade of embarrassment made itself
noticeable in Uncle Chris’ frank gaze. He gave a little cough, and
pulled at his mustache.

“I wish I were, my dear,” he said soberly. “I wish I were. I’m afraid
I’m a poor sort of fellow, Jill.”

Jill looked up.

“What do you mean?”

“A poor sort of fellow,” repeated Uncle Chris. “Your mother was foolish
to trust you to me. Your father had more sense. He always said I was a
wrong’un.”

Jill got up quickly. She was certain now that she had been right, and
that there was something on her uncle’s mind.

“What’s the matter, Uncle Chris? Something’s happened. What is it?”

Uncle Chris turned to knock the ash off his cigar. The movement gave
him time to collect himself for what lay before him. He had one of
those rare volatile natures which can ignore the blows of fate so long
as their effects are not brought home by visible evidence of disaster.
He lived in the moment, and, though matters had been as bad at
breakfast-time as they were now, it was not till now, when he
confronted Jill, that he had found his cheerfulness affected by them.
He was a man who hated ordeals, and one faced him now. Until this
moment he had been able to detach his mind from a state of affairs
which would have weighed unceasingly upon another man. His mind was a
telephone which he could cut off at will, when the voice of Trouble
wished to speak. The time would arrive, he had been aware, when he
would have to pay attention to that voice, but so far he had refused to
listen. Now it could be evaded no longer.

“Jill.”

“Yes?”

Uncle Chris paused again, searching for the best means of saying what
had to be said.

“Jill, I don’t know if you understand about these things, but there was
what is called a slump on the Stock Exchange this morning. In other
words …”

Jill laughed.

“Of course I know all about that,” she said. “Poor Freddie wouldn’t
talk about anything else till I made him. He was terribly blue when he
got here this afternoon. He said he had got ‘nipped’ in Amalgamated
Dyes. He had lost about two hundred pounds, and was furious with a
friend of his who had told him to buy margins.”

Uncle Chris cleared his throat.

“Jill, I’m afraid I’ve got bad news for you. I bought Amalgamated Dyes,
too.” He worried his mustache. “I lost heavily, very heavily.”

“How naughty of you! You know you oughtn’t to gamble.”

“Jill, you must be brave. I—I—well, the fact is—it’s no good beating
about the bush—I lost everything! Everything!”

“Everything?”

“Everything! It’s all gone! All fooled away. It’s a terrible business.
This house will have to go.”

“But—but doesn’t the house belong to me?”

“I was your trustee, dear.” Uncle Chris smoked furiously. “Thank heaven
you’re going to marry a rich man!”

Jill stood looking at him, perplexed. Money, as money, had never
entered into her life. There were things one wanted, which had to be
paid for with money, but Uncle Chris had always looked after that. She
had taken them for granted.

“I don’t understand,” she said.

And then suddenly she realized that she did, and a great wave of pity
for Uncle Chris flooded over her. He was such an old dear. It must be
horrible for him to have to stand there, telling her all this. She felt
no sense of injury, only the discomfort of having to witness the
humiliation of her oldest friend. Uncle Chris was bound up inextricably
with everything in her life that was pleasant. She could remember him,
looking exactly the same, only with a thicker and wavier crop of hair,
playing with her patiently and unwearied for hours in the hot sun, a
cheerful martyr. She could remember sitting up with him when she came
home from her first grown-up dance, drinking cocoa and talking and
talking and talking till the birds outside sang the sun high up into
the sky and it was breakfast-time. She could remember theatres with
him, and jolly little suppers afterwards; expeditions into the country,
with lunches at queer old inns; days on the river, days at Hurlingham,
days at Lords’, days at the Academy. He had always been the same,
always cheerful, always kind. He was Uncle Chris, and he would always
be Uncle Chris, whatever he had done or whatever he might do. She
slipped her arm in his and gave it a squeeze.

“Poor old thing!” she said.

Uncle Chris had been looking straight out before him with those fine
blue eyes of his. There had been just a touch of sternness in his
attitude. A stranger, coming into the room at that moment, would have
said that here was a girl trying to coax her blunt, straightforward,
military father into some course of action of which his honest nature
disapproved. He might have been posing for a statue of Rectitude. As
Jill spoke, he seemed to cave in.

“Poor old thing?” he repeated limply.

“Of course you are! And stop trying to look dignified and tragic!
Because it doesn’t suit you. You’re much too well dressed.”

“But, my dear, you don’t understand! You haven’t realized!”

“Yes, I do. Yes, I have!”

“I’ve spent all your money—_your_ money!”

“I know! What does it matter?”

“What does it matter! Jill, don’t you hate me?”

“As if anyone could hate an old darling like you!”

Uncle Chris threw away his cigar, and put his arms round Jill. For a
moment a dreadful fear came to her that he was going to cry. She prayed
that he wouldn’t cry. It would be too awful. It would be a memory of
which she could never rid herself. She felt as though he were someone
extraordinarily young and unable to look after himself, someone she
must soothe and protect.

“Jill,” said Uncle Chris, choking, “you’re—you’re—you’re a little
warrior!”

Jill kissed him, and moved away. She busied herself with some flowers,
her back turned. The tension had been relieved, and she wanted to give
him time to recover his poise. She knew him well enough to be sure
that, sooner or later, the resiliency of his nature would assert
itself. He could never remain long in the depths.

The silence had the effect of making her think more clearly than in the
first rush of pity she had been able to do. She was able now to review
the matter as it affected herself. It had not been easy to grasp, the
blunt fact that she was penniless, that all this comfort which
surrounded her was no longer her own. For an instant a kind of panic
seized her. There was a bleakness about the situation which made one
gasp. It was like icy water dashed in the face. Realization had almost
the physical pain of life returning to a numbed limb. Her hands shook
as she arranged the flowers, and she had to bite her lip to keep
herself from crying out.

She fought panic eye to eye, and beat it down. Uncle Chris, swiftly
recovering by the fireplace, never knew that the fight had taken place.
He was feeling quite jovial again now that the unpleasant business of
breaking the news was over, and was looking on the world with the eye
of a debonair gentleman-adventurer. As far as he was concerned, he told
himself, this was the best thing that could have happened. He had been
growing old and sluggish in prosperity. He needed a fillip. The wits by
which he had once lived so merrily had been getting blunt in their easy
retirement. He welcomed the opportunity of matching them once more
against the world. He was remorseful as regarded Jill, but the optimist
in him, never crushed for long, told him that Jill would be all right.
She would step from the sinking ship to the safe refuge of Derek
Underhill’s wealth and position, while he went out to seek a new life.
Uncle Chris’ blue eyes gleamed with a new fire as he pictured himself
in this new life. He felt like a hunter setting out on a hunting
expedition. There were always adventures and the spoils of war for the
man with brains to find them and gather them in. But it was a mercy
that Jill had Derek. …

Jill was thinking of Derek, too. Panic had fled, and a curious
exhilaration had seized upon her. If Derek wanted her now, it would be
because his love was the strongest thing in the world. She would come
to him like the beggar-maid to Cophetua.

Uncle Chris broke the silence with a cough. At the sound of it, Jill
smiled again. She knew it for what it was, a sign that he was himself
again.

“Tell me, Uncle Chris,” she said, “just how bad is it? When you said
everything was gone, did you really mean everything, or were you being
melodramatic? Exactly how do we stand?”

“It’s dashed hard to say, my dear. I expect we shall find there are a
few hundreds left. Enough to see you through till you get married.
After that it won’t matter.” Uncle Chris flicked a particle of dust off
his coat-sleeve. Jill could not help feeling that the action was
symbolical of his attitude towards life. He flicked away life’s
problems with just the same airy carelessness. “You mustn’t worry about
me, my dear. I shall be all right. I have made my way in the world
before, and I can do it again. I shall go to America and try my luck
there. Amazing how many opportunities there are in America. Really, as
far as I am concerned, this is the best thing that could have happened.
I have been getting abominably lazy. If I had gone on living my present
life for another year or two, why, dash it! I honestly believe I should
have succumbed to some sort of senile decay. Positively I should have
got fatty degeneration of the brain! This will be the making of me.”

Jill sat down on the lounge and laughed till there were tears in her
eyes. Uncle Chris might be responsible for this disaster, but he was
certainly making it endurable. However greatly he might be deserving of
censure, from the standpoint of the sterner morality, he made amends.
If he brought the whole world crashing in chaos about one’s ears, at
least he helped one to smile among the ruins.

“Did you ever read ‘Candide’, Uncle Chris?”

“‘Candide’?” Uncle Chris shook his head. He was not a great reader,
except of the sporting press.

“It’s a book by Voltaire. There’s a character in it called Doctor
Pangloss, who thought that everything was for the best in this best of
all possible worlds.”

Uncle Chris felt a touch of embarrassment. It occurred to him that he
had been betrayed by his mercurial temperament into an attitude which,
considering the circumstances, was perhaps a trifle too jubilant. He
gave his mustache a pull, and reverted to the minor key.

“Oh, you mustn’t think that I don’t appreciate the terrible, the
criminal thing I have done! I blame myself,” said Uncle Chris
cordially, flicking another speck of dust off his sleeve. “I blame
myself bitterly. Your mother ought never to have made me your trustee,
my dear. But she always believed in me, in spite of everything, and
this is how I have repaid her.” He blew his nose to cover a not unmanly
emotion. “I wasn’t fitted for the position. Never become a trustee,
Jill. It’s the devil, is trust money. However much you argue with
yourself, you can’t—dash it, you simply can’t believe that it’s not
your own, to do as you like with. There it sits, smiling at you, crying
‘Spend me! Spend me!’ and you find yourself dipping—dipping—till one
day there’s nothing left to dip for—only a far-off rustling—the ghosts
of dead bank-notes. That’s how it was with me. The process was almost
automatic. I hardly knew it was going on. Here a little—there a little.
It was like snow melting on a mountain-top. And one morning—all gone!”
Uncle Chris drove the point home with a gesture. “I did what I could.
When I found that there were only a few hundreds left, for your sake I
took a chance. All heart and no head! There you have Christopher Selby
in a nutshell! A man at the club—a fool named—I’ve forgotten his damn
name—recommended Amalgamated Dyestuffs as a speculation. Monroe, that
was his name, Jimmy Monroe. He talked about the future of British Dyes
now that Germany was out of the race, and … well, the long and short of
it was that I took his advice and bought on margin. Bought like the
devil. And this morning Amalgamated Dyestuffs went all to blazes. There
you have the whole story!”

“And now,” said Jill, “comes the sequel!”

“The sequel?” said Uncle Chris breezily. “Happiness, my dear,
happiness! Wedding bells and—and all that sort of thing!” He straddled
the hearth-rug manfully, and swelled his chest out. He would permit no
pessimism on this occasion of rejoicing. “You don’t suppose that the
fact of your having lost your money—that is to say—er—of _my_ having
lost your money—will affect a splendid young fellow like Derek
Underhill? I know him better than to think that! I’ve always liked him.
He’s a man you can trust! Besides,” he added reflectively, “there’s no
need to tell him! Till after the wedding, I mean. It won’t be hard to
keep up appearances here for a month or so.”

“Of course I must tell him!”

“You think it wise?”

“I don’t know about it being wise. It’s the only thing to do. I must
see him tonight. Oh, I forgot. He was going away this afternoon for a
day or two.”

“Capital! It will give you time to think it over.”

“I don’t want to think it over. There’s nothing to think about.”

“Of course, yes, of course. Quite so.”

“I shall write him a letter.”

“Write, eh?”

“It’s easier to put what one wants to say in a letter.”

“Letters,” began Uncle Chris, and stopped as the door opened. Jane the
parlormaid entered, carrying a salver. “For me?” asked Uncle Chris.

“For Miss Jill, sir.”

Jill took the note off the salver.

“It’s from Derek.”

“There’s a messenger-boy waiting, miss,” said Jane. “He wasn’t told if
there was an answer.”

“If the note is from Derek,” said Uncle Chris, “it’s not likely to want
an answer. You said he left town today.”

Jill opened the envelope.

“Is there an answer, miss?” asked Jane, after what she considered a
suitable interval. She spoke tenderly. She was a great admirer of
Derek, and considered it a pretty action on his part to send notes like
this when he was compelled to leave London.

“Any answer, Jill?”

Jill seemed to rouse herself. She had turned oddly pale.

“No, no answer, Jane.”

“Thank you, miss,” said Jane, and went off to tell cook that in her
opinion Jill was lacking in heart. “It might have been a bill instead
of a love-letter,” said Jane to the cook with indignation, “the way she
read it. _I_ like people to have a little feeling!”

Jill sat turning the letter over and over in her fingers. Her face was
very white. There seemed to be a big, heavy, leaden something inside
her. A cold hand clutched her throat. Uncle Chris, who at first had
noticed nothing untoward, now began to find the silence sinister.

“No bad news, I hope, dear?”

Jill turned the letter between her fingers.

“Jill, is it bad news?”

“Derek has broken off the engagement,” said Jill in a dull voice. She
let the note fall to the floor, and sat with her chin in her hands.

“What!” Uncle Chris leaped from the hearth-rug, as though the fire had
suddenly scorched him. “What did you say?”

“He’s broken it off.”

“The hound!” cried Uncle Chris. “The blackguard! The—the—I never liked
that man! I never trusted him!” He fumed for a moment. “But—but—it
isn’t possible. How can he have heard about what’s happened? He
couldn’t know. It’s—it’s—it isn’t possible!”

“He doesn’t know. It has nothing to do with that.”

“But …” Uncle Chris stooped to where the note lay. “May I … ?”

“Yes, you can read it if you like.”

Uncle Chris produced a pair of reading-glasses, and glared through them
at the sheet of paper as though it were some loathsome insect.

“The hound! The cad! If I were a younger man,” shouted Uncle Chris,
smiting the letter violently, “if I were … Jill! My dear little Jill!”

He plunged down on his knees beside her, as she buried her face in her
hands and began to sob.

“My little girl! Damn that man! My dear little girl! The cad! The
devil! My own darling little girl! I’ll thrash him within an inch of
his life!”

The clock on the mantelpiece ticked away the minutes. Jill got up. Her
face was wet and quivering, but her mouth had set in a brave line.

“Jill, dear!”

She let his hand close over hers.

“Everything’s happening all at once this afternoon, Uncle Chris, isn’t
it!” She smiled a twisted smile. “You look so funny! Your hair’s all
rumpled, and your glasses are over on one side!”

Uncle Chris breathed heavily through his nose.

“When I meet that man …” he began portentously.

“Oh, what’s the good of bothering! It’s not worth it! Nothing’s worth
it!” Jill stopped, and faced him, her hands clenched. “Let’s get away!
Let’s get right away! I want to get right away, Uncle Chris! Take me
away! Anywhere! Take me to America with you! I must get away!”

Uncle Chris raised his right hand, and shook it. His reading-glasses,
hanging from his left ear, bobbed drunkenly.

“We’ll sail by the next boat! The very next boat, dammit! I’ll take
care of you, dear. I’ve been a blackguard to you, my little girl. I’ve
robbed you, and swindled you. But I’ll make up for it, by George! I’ll
make up for it! I’ll give you a new home, as good as this, if I die for
it. There’s nothing I won’t do! Nothing! By Jove!” shouted Uncle Chris,
raising his voice in a red-hot frenzy of emotion, “I’ll work! Yes, by
Gad, if it comes right down to it, I’ll work!”

He brought his fist down with a crash on the table where Derek’s
flowers stood in their bowl. The bowl leaped in the air and tumbled
over, scattering the flowers on the floor.



CHAPTER SEVEN


§ 1.

In the lives of each one of us, as we look back and review them in
retrospect, there are certain desert wastes from which memory winces
like some tired traveller faced with a dreary stretch of road. Even
from the security of later happiness we cannot contemplate them without
a shudder. Time robs our sorrows of their sharp vividness, but the
horror of those blank, gray days never wholly passes. It remains for
ever at the back of our consciousness to remind us that, though we may
have struggled through it to the heights, there is an abyss. We may
dwell, like the Pilgrim, on the Delectable Mountains, but we never
forget the Slough of Despond. Years afterwards, Jill could not bring
herself to think of that brief but age-long period which lay between
the evening when she read Derek’s letter and the morning when, with the
wet sea-wind in her face and the cry of the wheeling sea-gulls in her
ears, she stood on the deck of the liner that was taking her to the
land where she could begin a new life. It brooded behind her like a
great, dank cloud, shutting out the sunshine.

The conditions of modern life are singularly inimical to swift and
dramatic action when we wish to escape from surroundings that have
become intolerable. In the old days, your hero would leap on his
charger and ride out into the sunset. Now, he is compelled to remain
for a week or so to settle his affairs,—especially if he is an Uncle
Chris—and has got those affairs into such a tangle that hardened
lawyers knit their brows at the sight of them. It took one of the most
competent firms in the metropolis four days to produce some sort of
order in the confusion resulting from Major Selby’s financial
operations; and during those days Jill existed in a state of being
which could be defined as living only in that she breathed and ate and
comported herself outwardly like a girl and not a ghost.

Boards announcing that the house was for sale appeared against the
railings through which Jane the parlormaid conducted her daily
conversations with the tradesmen. Strangers roamed the rooms eyeing and
appraising the furniture. Uncle Chris, on whom disaster had had a
quickening and vivifying effect, was everywhere at once, an impressive
figure of energy. One may be wronging Uncle Chris, but to the eye of
the casual observer he seemed in these days of trial to be having the
time of his life.

Jill varied the monotony of sitting in her room—which was the only
place in the house where one might be sure of not encountering a
furniture-broker’s man with a note-book and pencil—by taking long
walks. She avoided as far as possible the small area which had once
made up the whole of London for her, but even so she was not always
successful in escaping from old acquaintances. Once, cutting through
Lennox Gardens on her way to that vast, desolate King’s Road which
stretches its length out into regions unknown to those whose London is
the West End, she happened upon Freddie Rooke, who had been paying a
call in his best hat and a pair of white spats which would have cut his
friend Henry to the quick. It was not an enjoyable meeting. Freddie,
keenly alive to the awkwardness of the situation, was scarlet and
incoherent; and Jill, who desired nothing less than to talk with one so
intimately connected in her mind with all that she had lost, was
scarcely more collected. They parted without regret. The only
satisfaction that came to Jill from the encounter was the knowledge
that Derek was still out of town. He had wired for his things, said
Freddie and had retreated further north. Freddie, it seemed, had been
informed of the broken engagement by Lady Underhill in an interview
which appeared to have left a lasting impression on his mind. Of Jill’s
monetary difficulties he had heard nothing.

After this meeting, Jill felt a slight diminution of the oppression
which weighed upon her. She could not have borne to have come
unexpectedly upon Derek, and, now that there was no danger of that, she
found life a little easier. The days passed somehow, and finally there
came the morning when, accompanied by Uncle Chris—voluble and
explanatory about the details of what he called “getting everything
settled”—she rode in a taxi to take the train for Southampton. Her last
impression of London was of rows upon rows of mean houses, of cats
wandering in back-yards among groves of home-washed underclothing, and
a smoky grayness which gave way, as the train raced on, to the clearer
gray of the suburbs and the good green and brown of the open country.

Then the bustle and confusion of the liner; the calm monotony of the
journey, when one came on deck each morning to find the vessel so
manifestly in the same spot where it had been the morning before that
it was impossible to realize how many hundred miles of ocean had really
been placed behind one; and finally the Ambrose Channel lightship and
the great bulk of New York rising into the sky like a city of
fairyland, heartening yet sinister, at once a welcome and a menace.

“There you are, my dear!” said Uncle Chris indulgently, as though it
were a toy he had made for her with his own hands. “New York!”

They were standing on the boat-deck, leaning over the rail. Jill caught
her breath. For the first time since disaster had come upon her she was
conscious of a rising of her spirits. It is impossible to behold the
huge buildings which fringe the harbor of New York without a sense of
expectancy and excitement. There had remained in Jill’s mind from
childhood memories a vague picture of what she now saw, but it had been
feeble and inadequate. The sight of this towering city seemed somehow
to blot out everything that had gone before. The feeling of starting
afresh was strong upon her.

Uncle Chris, the old traveller, was not emotionally affected. He smoked
placidly and talked in a wholly earthy strain of grape-fruit and
buckwheat cakes.

It was now, also for the first time, that Uncle Chris touched upon
future prospects in a practical manner. On the voyage he had been
eloquent but sketchy. With the land of promise within biscuit-throw and
the tugs bustling about the great liner’s skirts like little dogs about
their mistress, he descended to details.

“I shall get a room somewhere,” said Uncle Chris, “and start looking
about me. I wonder if the old Holland House is still there. I fancy I
heard they’d pulled it down. Capital place. I had a steak there in the
year … But I expect they’ve pulled it down. But I shall find somewhere
to go. I’ll write and tell you my address directly I’ve got one.”

Jill removed her gaze from the sky-line with a start.

“Write to me?”

“Didn’t I tell you about that?” said Uncle Chris cheerily,—avoiding her
eye, however, for he had realized all along that it might be a little
bit awkward breaking the news. “I’ve arranged that you shall go and
stay for the time being down at Brookport—on Long Island, you know—over
in that direction—with your Uncle Elmer. Daresay you’ve forgotten you
have an Uncle Elmer, eh?” he went on quickly, as Jill was about to
speak. “Your father’s brother. Used to be in business, but retired some
years ago and goes in for amateur farming. Corn and—and corn,” said
Uncle Chris. “All that sort of thing. You’ll like him. Capital chap!
Never met him myself, but always heard,” said Uncle Chris, who had
never to his recollection heard any comments upon Mr Elmer Mariner
whatever, “that he was a splendid fellow. Directly we decided to sail,
I cabled to him, and got an answer saying that he would be delighted to
put you up. You’ll be quite happy there.”

Jill listened to this programme with dismay. New York was calling to
her, and Brookport held out no attractions at all. She looked down over
the side at the tugs puffing their way through the broken blocks of ice
that reminded her of a cocoanut candy familiar to her childhood.

“But I want to be with you,” she protested.

“Impossible, my dear, for the present. I shall be very busy, very busy
indeed for some weeks, until I have found my feet. Really, you would be
in the way. He—er—travels the fastest who travels alone! I must be in a
position to go anywhere and do anything at a moment’s notice. But
always remember, my dear,” said Uncle Chris, patting her shoulder
affectionately, “that I shall be working for you. I have treated you
very badly, but I intend to make up for it. I shall not forget that
whatever money I may make will really belong to you.” He looked at her
benignly, like a monarch of finance who has ear-marked a million or two
for the benefit of a deserving charity. “You shall have it all, Jill.”

He had so much the air of having conferred a substantial benefit upon
her that Jill felt obliged to thank him. Uncle Chris had always been
able to make people grateful for the phantom gold which he showered
upon them. He was as lavish a man with the money he was going to get
next week as ever borrowed a five-pound note to see him through till
Saturday.

“What are you going to do, Uncle Chris?” asked Jill curiously. Apart
from a nebulous idea that he intended to saunter through the city
picking dollar-bills off the sidewalk, she had no inkling of his plans.

Uncle Chris toyed with his short mustache. He was not quite equal to a
direct answer on the spur of the moment. He had a faith in his star.
Something would turn up. Something always had turned up in the old
days, and doubtless, with the march of civilization, opportunities had
multiplied. Somewhere behind those tall buildings the Goddess of Luck
awaited him, her hands full of gifts, but precisely what those gifts
would be he was not in a position to say.

“I shall—ah—how shall I put it—?”

“Look round?” suggested Jill.

“Precisely,” said Uncle Chris gratefully. “Look round. I daresay you
have noticed that I have gone out of my way during the voyage to make
myself agreeable to our fellow-travellers? I had an object.
Acquaintances begun on shipboard will often ripen into useful
friendships ashore. When I was a young man I never neglected the
opportunities which an ocean voyage affords. The offer of a book here,
a steamer-rug there, a word of encouragement to a chatty bore in the
smoke-room—these are small things, but they may lead to much. One meets
influential people on a liner. You wouldn’t think it to look at him,
but that man with the eye-glasses and the thin nose I was talking to
just now is one of the richest men in Milwaukee!”

“But it’s not much good having rich friends in Milwaukee when you are
in New York!”

“Exactly. There you have put your finger on the very point I have been
trying to make. It will probably be necessary for me to travel. And for
that I must be alone. I must be a mobile force. I should dearly like to
keep you with me, but you can see for yourself that for the moment you
would be an encumbrance. Later on, no doubt, when my affairs are more
settled …”

“Oh, I understand. I’m resigned. But, oh dear! it’s going to be very
dull down at Brookport.”

“Nonsense, nonsense! It’s a delightful spot.”

“Have you been there?”

“No! But of course everybody knows Brookport! Healthy, invigorating …
Sure to be! The very name … You’ll be as happy as the days are long!”

“And how long the days will be!”

“Come, come! You mustn’t look on the dark side!”

“Is there another?” Jill laughed. “You are an old hum-bug, Uncle Chris.
You know perfectly well what you’re condemning me to! I expect
Brookport will be like a sort of Southend in winter. Oh, well, I’ll be
brave. But do hurry and make a fortune, because I want to come to New
York.”

“My dear,” said Uncle Chris solemnly, “if there is a dollar lying loose
in this city, rest assured that I shall have it! And, if it’s not
loose, I will detach it with the greatest possible speed. You have only
known me in my decadence, an idle and unprofitable London clubman. I
can assure you that, lurking beneath the surface, there is a business
acumen given to few men …”

“Oh, if you are going to talk poetry,” said Jill, “I’ll leave you.
Anyhow, I ought to be getting below and putting my things together.
Subject for a historical picture,—The Belle of Brookport collecting a
few simple necessaries before entering upon the conquest of America.”

§ 2.

If Jill’s vision of Brookport as a wintery Southend was not entirely
fulfilled, neither was Uncle Chris’ picture of it as an earthly
paradise. At the right time of the year, like most of the summer
resorts on the south shore of Long Island, it is not without its
attractions; but January is not the month which most people would
choose for living in it. It presented itself to Jill on first
acquaintance in the aspect of a wind-swept railroad station, dumped
down far away from human habitation in the middle of a stretch of flat
and ragged country that reminded her a little of parts of Surrey. The
station was just a shed on a foundation of planks which lay flush with
the rails. From this shed, as the train clanked in, there emerged a
tall, shambling man in a weather-beaten overcoat. He had a
clean-shaven, wrinkled face, and he looked doubtfully at Jill with
small eyes. Something in his expression reminded Jill of her father, as
a bad caricature of a public man will recall the original, she
introduced herself.

“If you’re Uncle Elmer,” she said, “I’m Jill.”

The man held out a long hand. He did not smile. He was as bleak as the
east wind that swept the platform.

“Glad to meet you again,” he said in a melancholy voice. It was news to
Jill that they had met before. She wondered where. Her uncle supplied
the information. “Last time I saw you, you were a kiddy in short
frocks, running around and shouting to beat the band.” He looked up and
down the platform. “_I_ never heard a child make so much noise!”

“I’m quite quiet now,” said Jill encouragingly. The recollection of her
infant revelry seemed to her to be distressing her relative.

It appeared, however, that it was not only this that was on his mind.

“If you want to drive home,” he said, “we’ll have to phone to the
Durham House for a hack.” He brooded awhile, Jill remaining silent at
his side, loath to break in upon whatever secret sorrow he was
wrestling with. “That would be a dollar,” he went on. “They’re robbers
in these parts! A dollar! And it’s not over a mile and a half. Are you
fond of walking?”

Jill was a bright girl, and could take a hint.

“I love walking,” she said. She might have added that she preferred to
do it on a day when the wind was not blowing quite so keenly from the
East, but her uncle’s obvious excitement at the prospect of cheating
the rapacity of the sharks at the Durham House restrained her. Her
independent soul had not quite adjusted itself to the prospect of
living on the bounty of her fellows, relatives though they were, and
she was desirous of imposing as light a burden upon them as possible.
“But how about my trunk?”

“The expressman will bring that up. Fifty cents!” said Uncle Elmer in a
crushed way. The high cost of entertaining seemed to be afflicting this
man deeply.

“Oh, yes,” said Jill. She could not see how this particular expenditure
was to be avoided. Anxious as she was to make herself pleasant, she
declined to consider carrying the trunk to their destination. “Shall we
start, then?”

Mr Mariner led the way out into the ice-covered road. The wind welcomed
them like a boisterous dog. For some minutes they proceeded in silence.

“Your aunt will be glad to see you,” said Mr Mariner at last in the
voice with which one announces the death of a dear friend.

“It’s awfully kind of you to have me to stay with you,” said Jill. It
is a human tendency to think, when crises occur, in terms of melodrama,
and unconsciously she had begun to regard herself somewhat in the light
of a heroine driven out into the world from the old home, with no roof
to shelter her head. The promptitude with which these good people, who,
though relatives, were after all complete strangers, had offered her a
resting-place touched her. “I hope I shan’t be in the way.”

“Major Selby was speaking to me on the telephone just now,” said Mr
Mariner, “and he said that you might be thinking of settling down in
Brookport. I’ve some nice little places round here which you might like
to look at. Rent or buy. It’s cheaper to buy. Brookport’s a growing
place. It’s getting known as a summer resort. There’s a bungalow down
on the shore I’d like to show you tomorrow. Stands in a nice large plot
of ground, and if you bought it for twelve thousand you’d be getting a
bargain.”

Jill was too astonished to speak. Plainly Uncle Chris had made no
mention of the change in her fortunes, and this man looked on her as a
girl of wealth. She could only think how typical this was of Uncle
Chris. There was a sort of boyish impishness about him. She could see
him at the telephone, suave and important. He would have hung up the
receiver with a complacent smirk, thoroughly satisfied that he had done
her an excellent turn.

“I put all my money into real estate when I came to live here,” went on
Mr Mariner. “I believe in the place. It’s growing all the time.”

They had come to the outskirts of a straggling village. The lights in
the windows gave a welcome suggestion of warmth, for darkness had
fallen swiftly during their walk and the chill of the wind had become
more biting. There was a smell of salt in the air now, and once or
twice Jill had caught the low booming of waves on some distant beach.
This was the Atlantic pounding the sandy shore of Fire Island.
Brookport itself lay inside, on the lagoon called the Great South Bay.

“This is Brookport,” said Mr Mariner. “That’s Haydock’s grocery store
there by the post-office. He charges sixty cents a pound for bacon, and
I can get the same bacon by walking into Patchogue for fifty-seven!” He
brooded awhile on the greed of man, as exemplified by the pirates of
Brookport. “The very same bacon!” he said.

“How far is Patchogue?” asked Jill, feeling that some comment was
required of her.

“Four miles,” said Mr Mariner.

They passed through the village, bearing to the right, and found
themselves in a road bordered by large gardens in which stood big, dark
houses. The spectacle of these stimulated Mr Mariner to something
approaching eloquence. He quoted the price paid for each, the price
asked, the price offered, the price that had been paid five years ago.
The recital carried them on for another mile, in the course of which
the houses became smaller and more scattered, and finally, when the
country had become bare and desolate again, they turned down a narrow
lane and came to a tall, gaunt house standing by itself in a field.

“This is Sandringham,” said Mr Mariner.

“What!” said Jill. “What did you say?”

“Sandringham. Where we live. I got the name from your father. I
remember him telling me there was a place called that in England.”

“There is.” Jill’s voice bubbled. “The King lives there.”

“Is that so?” said Mr Mariner. “Well, I bet he doesn’t have the trouble
with help that we have here. I have to pay our girl fifty dollars a
month, and another twenty for the man who looks after the furnace and
chops wood. They’re all robbers. And if you kick they quit on you!”

§ 3.

Jill endured Sandringham for ten days; and, looking back on that period
of her life later, she wondered how she did it. The sense of desolation
which had gripped her on the station platform increased rather than
diminished as she grew accustomed to her surroundings. The east wind
died away, and the sun shone fitfully with a suggestion of warmth, but
her uncle’s bleakness appeared to be a static quality, independent of
weather conditions. Her aunt, a faded woman with a perpetual cold in
the head, did nothing to promote cheerfulness. The rest of the
household consisted of a gloomy child, “Tibby,” aged eight; a spaniel,
probably a few years older, and an intermittent cat, who, when he did
put in an appearance, was the life and soul of the party, but whose
visits to his home were all too infrequent for Jill. Thomas was a
genial animal, whose color-scheme, like a Whistler picture, was an
arrangement in black and white. He had green eyes and a purr like a
racing automobile. But his social engagements in the neighborhood kept
him away much of the time. He was the popular and energetic secretary
of the local cats’ debating society. One could hear him at night
sometimes reading the minutes in a loud, clear voice; after which the
debate was considered formally open.

Each day was the same as the last, almost to the final detail.
Sometimes Tibby would be naughty at breakfast, sometimes at lunch;
while Rover, the spaniel, a great devotee of the garbage-can, would
occasionally be sick at mid-day instead of after the evening meal. But,
with these exceptions, there was a uniformity about the course of life
in the Mariner household which began to prey on Jill’s nerves as early
as the third day.

The picture which Mr Mariner had formed in his mind of Jill as a
wealthy young lady with a taste for house property continued as vivid
as ever. It was his practice each morning to conduct her about the
neighborhood, introducing her to the various houses in which he had
sunk most of the money which he had made in business. Mr Mariner’s life
centered around Brookport real estate, and the embarrassed Jill was
compelled to inspect sitting-rooms, bathrooms, kitchens, and master’s
bedrooms till the sound of a key turning in a lock gave her a feeling
of nervous exhaustion. Most of her uncle’s houses were converted
farmhouses and, as one unfortunate purchaser had remarked, not so
darned converted at that. The days she spent at Brookport remained in
Jill’s memory as a smell of dampness and chill and closeness.

“You want to buy,” said Mr Mariner every time he shut a front-door
behind them. “Not rent. Buy. Then, if you don’t want to live here, you
can always rent in the summer.”

It seemed incredible to Jill that the summer would ever come. Winter
held Brookport in its grip. For the first time in her life she was
tasting real loneliness. She wandered over the snow-patched fields down
to the frozen bay, and found the intense stillness, punctuated only by
the occasional distant gunshot of some optimist trying for duck,
oppressive rather than restful. She looked on the weird beauty of the
ice-bound marshes which glittered red and green and blue in the sun
with unseeing eyes; for her isolation was giving her time to think, and
thought was a torment.

On the eighth day came a letter from Uncle Chris,—a cheerful, even
rollicking letter. Things were going well with Uncle Chris, it seemed.
As was his habit, he did not enter into details, but he wrote in a
spacious way of large things to be, of affairs that were coming out
right, of prosperity in sight. As tangible evidence of success, he
enclosed a present of twenty dollars, for Jill to spend in the
Brookport shops.

The letter arrived by the morning mail, and two hours later Mr Mariner
took Jill by one of his usual overland routes to see a house nearer the
village than most of those which she had viewed. Mr Mariner had
exhausted the supply of cottages belonging to himself, and this one was
the property of an acquaintance. There would be an agent’s fee for him
in the deal, if it went through, and Mr Mariner was not a man who
despised money in small quantities.

There was a touch of hopefulness in his gloom this morning, like the
first intimation of sunshine after a wet day. He had been thinking the
thing over, and had come to the conclusion that Jill’s unresponsiveness
when confronted with the houses she had already seen was due to the
fact that she had loftier ideas than he had supposed. Something a
little more magnificent than the twelve thousand dollar places he had
shown her was what she desired. This house stood on a hill looking down
on the bay, in several acres of ground. It had its private
landing-stage and bath-house, its dairy, its
sleeping-porches,—everything, in fact, that a sensible girl could want.
Mr Mariner could not bring himself to suppose that he would fail again
today.

“They’re asking a hundred and five thousand,” he said, “but I know
they’d take a hundred thousand. And, if it was a question of cash down,
they would go even lower. It’s a fine house. You could entertain there.
Mrs Bruggenheim rented it last summer, and wanted to buy, but she
wouldn’t go above ninety thousand. If you want it, you’d better make up
your mind quick. A place like this is apt to be snapped up in a hurry.”

Jill could endure it no longer.

“But, you see,” she said gently, “all I have in the world is twenty
dollars!”

There was a painful pause. Mr Mariner shot a swift glance at her in the
hope of discovering that she had spoken humorously, but was compelled
to decide that she had not. His face under normal conditions always
achieved the maximum gloom possible for any face, so he gave no outward
sign of the shock which had shattered his mental poise; but he
expressed his emotion by walking nearly a mile without saying a word.
He was stunned. He had supported himself up till now by the thought
that, frightful as the expense of entertaining Jill as a guest might
be, the outlay was a good sporting speculation if she intended buying
house-property in the neighbourhood. The realization that he was down
to the extent of a week’s breakfasts, lunches, and dinners, with
nothing to show for it, appalled him. There had been a black morning
some years before when Mr. Mariner had given a waiter a ten-dollar bill
in mistake for a one. As he had felt then, on discovering his error
when it was too late to retrieve it, so did he feel now.

“Twenty dollars!” he exclaimed, at the end of the mile.

“Twenty dollars,” said Jill,

“But your father was a rich man.” Mr. Mariner’s voice was high and
plaintive. “He made a fortune over here before he went to England.”

“It’s all gone. I got nipped,” said Jill, who was finding a certain
amount of humor in the situation, “in Amalgamated Dyes.”

“Amalgamated Dyes?”

“They’re something,” explained Jill, “that people get nipped in.”

Mr Mariner digested this.

“You speculated?” he gasped.

“Yes.”

“You shouldn’t have been allowed to do it,” said Mr Mariner warmly.
“Major Selby—your uncle ought to have known better than to allow you.”

“Yes, oughtn’t he,” said Jill demurely.

There was another silence, lasting for about a quarter of a mile.

“Well, it’s a bad business,” said Mr Mariner.

“Yes,” said Jill. “I’ve felt that myself.”


The result of this conversation was to effect a change in the
atmosphere of Sandringham. The alteration in the demeanor of people of
parsimonious habit, when they discover that the guest they are
entertaining is a pauper and not, as they had supposed, an heiress, is
subtle but well-marked. In most cases, more well-marked than subtle.
Nothing was actually said, but there are thoughts that are almost as
audible as words. A certain suspense seemed to creep into the air, as
happens when a situation has been reached which is too poignant to
last. Greek Tragedy affects the reader with the same sense of
over-hanging doom. Things, we feel, cannot go on as they are.

That night, after dinner, Mrs Mariner asked Jill to read to her.

“Print tries my eyes so, dear,” said Mrs Mariner. It was a small thing,
but it had the significance of that little cloud that arose out of the
sea like a man’s hand. Jill appreciated the portent. She was, she
perceived, to make herself useful.

“Of course I will,” she said cordially. “What would you me to read?”

She hated reading aloud. It always made her throat sore, and her eye
skipped to the end of each page and took the interest out of it long
before the proper time. But she proceeded bravely, for her conscience
was troubling her. Her sympathy was divided equally between these
unfortunate people who had been saddled with an undesired visitor and
herself who had been placed in a position at which every independent
nerve in her rebelled. Even as a child she had loathed being under
obligations to strangers or those whom she did not love.

“Thank you, dear,” said Mrs Mariner, when Jill’s voice had roughened to
a weary croak. “You read so well.” She wrestled ineffectually with her
handkerchief against the cold in the head from which she always
suffered. “It would be nice if you would do it every night, don’t you
think? You have no idea how tired print makes my eyes.”

On the following morning after breakfast, at the hour when she had
hitherto gone house-hunting with Mr Mariner, the child Tibby, of whom
up till now she had seen little except at meals, presented himself to
her, coated and shod for the open and regarding her with a dull and
phlegmatic gaze.

“Ma says will you please take me for a nice walk!”

Jill’s heart sank. She loved children, but Tibby was not an
ingratiating child. He was a Mr Mariner in little. He had the family
gloom. It puzzled Jill sometimes why this branch of the family should
look on life with so jaundiced an eye. She remembered her father as a
cheerful man, alive to the small humors of life.

“All right, Tibby. Where shall we go?”

“Ma says we must keep on the roads and I mustn’t slide.”

Jill was thoughtful during the walk. Tibby, who was no
conversationalist, gave her every opportunity for meditation. She
perceived that in the space of a few hours she had sunk in the social
scale. If there was any difference between her position and that of a
paid nurse and companion, it lay in the fact that she was not paid. She
looked about her at the grim countryside, gave a thought to the chill
gloom of the house to which she was about to return, and her heart
sank.

Nearing home, Tibby vouchsafed his first independent observation.

“The hired man’s quit!”

“Has he?”

“Yep. Quit this morning.”

It had begun to snow. They turned and made their way back to the house.
The information she had received did not cause Jill any great
apprehension. It was hardly likely that her new duties would include
the stoking of the furnace. That and cooking appeared to be the only
acts about the house which were outside her present sphere of
usefulness.

“He killed a rat once in the wood-shed with an axe,” said Tibby
chattily. “Yessir! Chopped it right in half, and it bled!”

“Look at the pretty snow falling on the trees,” said Jill faintly.

At breakfast next morning, Mrs Mariner having sneezed, made a
suggestion.

“Tibby, darling, wouldn’t it be nice if you and cousin Jill played a
game of pretending you were pioneers in the Far West?”

“What’s a pioneer?” enquired Tibby, pausing in the middle of an act of
violence on a plate of oatmeal.

“The pioneers were the early settlers in this country, dear. You have
read about them in your history book. They endured a great many
hardships, for life was very rough for them, with no railroads or
anything. I think it would be a nice game to play this morning.”

Tibby looked at Jill. There was doubt in his eye. Jill returned his
gaze sympathetically. One thought was in both their minds.

“There is a string to this!” said Tibby’s eye.

“Exactly what I think!” said Jill’s.

Mrs Mariner sneezed again.

“You would have lots of fun,” she said.

“What’ud we do?” asked Tibby cautiously. He had been this way before.
Only last Summer, on his mother’s suggestion that he should pretend he
was a ship-wrecked sailor on a desert island, he had perspired through
a whole afternoon cutting the grass in front of the house to make a
ship-wrecked sailor’s simple bed.

“I know,” said Jill. “We’ll pretend we’re pioneers stormbound in their
log cabin in the woods, and the wolves are howling outside, and they
daren’t go out, so they make a lovely big fire and sit in front of it
and read.”

“And eat candy,” suggested Tibby, warming to the idea.

“And eat candy,” agreed Jill.

Mrs Mariner frowned.

“I was going to suggest,” she said frostily, “that you shovelled the
snow away from the front steps!”

“Splendid!” said Jill. “Oh, but I forgot. I want to go to the village
first.”

“There will be plenty of time to do it when you get back.”

“All right. I’ll do it when I get back.”

It was a quarter of an hour’s walk to the village. Jill stopped at the
post-office.

“Could you tell me,” she asked, “when the next train is to New York?”

“There’s one at ten-ten,” said the woman, behind the window. “You’ll
have to hurry.”

“I’ll hurry!” said Jill.



CHAPTER EIGHT


§ 1.

Doctors, laying down the law in their usual confident way, tell us that
the vitality of the human body is at its lowest at two o’clock in the
morning: and that it is then, as a consequence, that the mind is least
able to contemplate the present with equanimity, the future with
fortitude, and the past without regret. Every thinking man, however,
knows that this is not so. The true zero hour, desolate, gloom-ridden,
and specter-haunted, occurs immediately before dinner while we are
waiting for that cocktail. It is then that, stripped for a brief moment
of our armor of complacency and self-esteem, we see ourselves as we
are,—frightful chumps in a world where nothing goes right; a gray world
in which, hoping to click, we merely get the raspberry; where, animated
by the best intentions, we nevertheless succeed in perpetrating the
scaliest bloomers and landing our loved ones neck-deep in the gumbo.

So reflected Freddie Rooke, that priceless old bean, sitting
disconsolately in an arm-chair at the Drones Club about two weeks after
Jill’s departure from England, waiting for his friend Algy Martyn to
trickle in and give him dinner.

Surveying Freddie, as he droops on his spine in the yielding leather,
one is conscious of one’s limitations as a writer. Gloom like his calls
for the pen of a master. Zola could have tackled it nicely. Gorky might
have made a stab at it. Dostoievsky would have handled it with relish.
But for oneself the thing is too vast. One cannot wangle it. It
intimidates. It would have been bad enough in any case, for Algy Martyn
was late as usual and it always gave Freddie the pip to have to wait
for dinner: but what made it worse was the fact that the Drones was not
one of Freddie’s clubs and so, until the blighter Algy arrived, it was
impossible for him to get his cocktail. There he sat, surrounded by
happy, laughing young men, each grasping a glass of the good old
mixture-as-before, absolutely unable to connect. Some of them, casual
acquaintances, had nodded to him, waved, and gone on lowering the
juice,—a spectacle which made Freddie feel much as the wounded soldier
would have felt if Sir Philip Sidney, instead of offering him the cup
of water, had placed it to his own lips and drained it with a careless
“Cheerio!” No wonder Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal
soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoi’s Russian peasants when,
after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his
wife, and dropping the baby into the city reservoir, he turns to the
cupboard, only to find the vodka-bottle empty.

Freddie gave himself up to despondency: and, as always in these days
when he was mournful, he thought of Jill. Jill’s sad case was a
continual source of mental anguish to him. From the first he had blamed
himself for the breaking-off of her engagement with Derek. If he had
not sent the message to Derek from the police-station, the latter would
never have known about their arrest, and all would have been well. And
now, a few days ago, had come the news of her financial disaster, with
its attendant complications.

It had descended on Freddie like a thunderbolt through the medium of
Ronny Devereux.

“I say,” Ronny had said, “have you heard the latest? Your pal,
Underhill, has broken off his engagement with Jill Mariner.”

“I know; rather rotten, what!”

“Rotten? I should say so! It isn’t done. I mean to say, chap can’t
chuck a girl just because she’s lost her money. Simply isn’t on the
board, old man!”

“Lost her money? What do you mean?”

Ronny was surprised. Hadn’t Freddie heard? Yes, absolute fact. He had
it from the best authority. Didn’t know how it had happened and all
that, but Jill Mariner had gone completely bust; Underhill had given
her the miss-in-baulk; and the poor girl had legged it, no one knew
where. Oh, Freddie had met her and she had told him she was going to
America? Well, then, legged it to America. But the point was that the
swine Underhill had handed her the mitten just because she was broke,
and that was what Ronny thought so bally rotten. Broker a girl is,
Ronny meant to say, more a fellow should stick to her.

“But—” Freddie rushed to his hero’s defence. “But it wasn’t that at
all. Something quite different. I mean, Derek didn’t even know Jill had
lost her money. He broke the engagement because …” Freddie stopped
short. He didn’t want everybody to know of that rotten arrest business,
as they infallibly would if he confided in Ronny Devereux. Sort of
thing he would never hear the last of. “He broke it off because of
something quite different.”

“Oh, yes!” said Ronny skeptically.

“But he did, really!”

Ronny shook his head.

“Don’t you believe it, old son. Don’t you believe it. Stands to reason
it must have been because the poor girl was broke. You wouldn’t have
done it and I wouldn’t have done it, but Underhill did, and that’s all
there is to it. I mean, a tick’s a tick, and there’s nothing more to
say. Well, I know he’s been a pal of yours, Freddie, but, next time I
meet him, by Jove, I’ll cut him dead. Only I don’t know him to speak
to, dash it!” concluded Ronny regretfully.

Ronny’s news had upset Freddie. Derek had returned to the Albany a
couple of days ago, moody and silent. They had lunched together at the
Bachelors, and Freddie had been pained at the attitude of his fellow
clubmen. Usually, when he lunched at the Bachelors, his table became a
sort of social center. Cheery birds would roll up to pass the time of
day, and festive old eggs would toddle over to have coffee and so
forth, and all that sort of thing. Jolly! On this occasion nobody had
rolled, and all the eggs present had taken their coffee elsewhere.
There was an uncomfortable chill in the atmosphere of which Freddie had
been acutely conscious, though Derek had not appeared to notice it. The
thing had only come home to Derek yesterday at the Albany, when the
painful episode of Wally Mason had occurred. It was this way:

“Hullo, Freddie, old top! Sorry to have kept you waiting.”

Freddie looked up from his broken meditations, to find that his host
had arrived.

“Hullo!”

“A quick bracer,” said Algy Martyn, “and then the jolly old
food-stuffs. It’s pretty late, I see. Didn’t notice how time was
slipping.”

Over the soup, Freddie was still a prey to gloom. For once the healing
gin-and-vermouth had failed to do its noble work. He sipped sombrely,
so sombrely as to cause comment from his host.

“Pipped?” enquired Algy solicitously.

“Pretty pipped,” admitted Freddie.

“Backed a loser?”

“No.”

“Something wrong with the old tum?”

“No. … Worried.”

“Worried?”

“About Derek.”

“Derek? Who’s … ? Oh, you mean Underhill?”

“Yes.”

Algy Martyn chased an elusive piece of carrot about his soup plate,
watching it interestedly as it slid coyly from the spoon.

“Oh?” he said, with sudden coolness. “What about him?”

Freddie was too absorbed in his subject to notice the change in his
friend’s tone.

“A dashed unpleasant thing,” he said, “happened yesterday morning at my
place. I was just thinking about going out to lunch, when the door-bell
rang and Parker said a chappie of the name of Mason would like to see
me. I didn’t remember any Mason, but Parker said the chappie said he
knew me when I was a kid. So he loosed him into the room, and it turned
out to be a fellow I used to know years ago down in Worcestershire. I
didn’t know him from Adam at first, but gradually the old bean got to
work, and I placed him. Wally Mason his name was. Rummily enough, he
had spoken to me at the Leicester that night when the fire was, but not
being able to place him, I had given him the miss somewhat. You know
how it is. Chappie you’ve never been introduced to says something to
you in a theatre, and you murmur something and sheer off. What?”

“Absolutely,” agreed Algy Martyn. He thoroughly approved of Freddie’s
code of etiquette. Sheer off. Only thing to do.

“Well, anyhow, now that he had turned up again and told me who he was,
I began to remember. We had been kids together, don’t you know. (What’s
this? Salmon? Oh, right ho.) So I buzzed about and did the jovial host,
you know; gave him a drink and a toofer, and all that sort of thing;
and talked about the dear old days and what not. And so forth, if you
follow me. Then he brought the conversation round to Jill. Of course he
knew Jill at the same time when he knew me, down in Worcestershire, you
see. We were all pretty pally in those days, if you see what I mean.
Well, this man Mason, it seems, had heard somewhere about Jill losing
her money, and he wanted to know if it was true. I said absolutely.
Hadn’t heard any details, but Ronny had told me and Ronny had had it
from some one who had stable information and all that sort of thing.
‘Dashed shame, isn’t it!’ I said. ‘She’s gone to America, you know.’ ‘I
didn’t know,’ he said. ‘I understood she was going to be married quite
soon.’ Well, of course, I told him that that was off. He didn’t say
anything for a bit, then he said ‘Off?’ I said ‘Off.’ ‘Did she break it
off?’ asked the chappie. ‘Well, no,’ I said. ‘As a matter of fact Derek
broke it off.’ He said ‘Oh!’ (What? Oh yes, a bit of pheasant will be
fine.) Where was I? Oh, yes. He said ‘Oh!’ Now, before this, I ought to
tell you, this chappie Mason had asked me to come out and have a bit of
lunch. I had told him I was lunching with Derek, and he said ‘Right
ho,’ or words to that effect, ‘Bring him along.’ Derek had been out for
a stroll, you see, and we were waiting for him to come in. Well, just
at this point or juncture, if you know what I mean, in he came, and I
said ‘Oh, what ho!’ and introduced Wally Mason. ‘Oh, do you know
Underhill?’ I said, or something like that. You know the sort of thing.
And then …”

Freddie broke off and drained his glass. The recollection of that
painful moment had made him feverish. Social difficulties always did.

“Then what?” enquired Algy Martyn.

“Well, it, was pretty rotten. Derek held out his hand, as a chappie
naturally would, being introduced to a strange chappie, and Wally
Mason, giving it an absolute miss, went on talking to me just as if we
were alone, you know. Look here. Here was I, where this knife is. Derek
over here—this fork—with his hand out. Mason here—this bit of bread.
Mason looks at his watch, and says ‘I’m sorry, Freddie, but I find I’ve
an engagement for lunch. So long!’ and biffed out, without apparently
knowing Derek was on the earth. I mean …” Freddie reached for his
glass, “What I mean is, it was dashed embarrassing. I mean, cutting a
fellow dead in my rooms. I don’t know when I’ve felt so rotten!”

Algy Martyn delivered judgment with great firmness.

“Chappie was perfectly right!”

“No, but I mean …”

“Absolutely correct-o,” insisted Algy sternly. “Underhill can’t dash
about all over the place giving the girl he’s engaged to the mitten
because she’s broke, and expect no notice to be taken of it. If you
want to know what I think, old man, your pal Underhill—I can’t imagine
what the deuce you see in him, but, school together and so forth, makes
a difference, I suppose,—I say, if you want to know what I think,
Freddie, the blighter Underhill would be well advised either to leg it
after Jill and get her to marry him or else lie low for a goodish while
till people have forgotten the thing. I mean to say, fellows like Ronny
and I and Dick Wimpole and Archie Studd and the rest of our lot,—well,
we all knew Jill and thought she was a topper and had danced with her
here and there and seen her about and all that, and naturally we feel
pretty strongly about the whole dashed business. Underhill isn’t in our
particular set, but we all know most of the people he knows, and we
talk about this business, and the thing gets about, and there you are!
My sister, who was a great pal of Jill’s, swears that all the girls she
knows mean to cut Underhill. I tell you, Freddie, London’s going to get
pretty hot for him if he doesn’t do something dashed quick and with
great rapidity!”

“But you haven’t got the story right, old thing!”

“How not?”

“Well, I mean you think and Ronny thinks and all the rest of you think
that Derek broke off the engagement because of the money. It wasn’t
that at all.”

“What was it, then?”

“Well … Well, look here, it makes me seem a fearful ass and all that,
but I’d better tell you. Jill and I were going down one of those
streets near Victoria and a blighter was trying to slay a parrot …”

“Parrot-shooting’s pretty good in those parts, they tell me,”
interjected Algy satirically.

“Don’t interrupt, old man. This parrot had got out of one of the
houses, and a fellow was jabbing at it with a stick, and Jill—you know
what she’s like; impulsive, I mean, and all that—Jill got hold of the
stick and biffed him with some vim, and a policeman rolled up and the
fellow made a fuss and the policeman took Jill and me off to chokey.
Well, like an ass, I sent round to Derek to bail us out, and that’s how
he heard of the thing. Apparently he didn’t think a lot of it, and the
result was that he broke off the engagement.”

Algy Martin had listened to this recital with growing amazement.

“He broke it off because of that?”

“Yes.”

“What absolute rot!” said Algy Martyn. “I don’t believe a word of it!”

“I say, old man!”

“I don’t believe a word of it,” repeated Algy firmly. “And nobody else
will either. It’s dashed good of you, Freddie, to cook up a yarn like
that to try and make things look better for the blighter, but it won’t
work. Such a damn silly story, too!” said Algy with some indignation.

“But it’s true!”

“What’s the use, Freddie, between old pals?” said Algy protestingly.
“You know perfectly well that Underhill’s a cootie of the most
pronounced order, and that, when he found out that Jill hadn’t any
money, he chucked her.”

“But why should Derek care whether Jill was well off or not? He’s got
enough money of his own.”

“Nobody,” said Algy judicially, “has got enough money of his own.
Underhill thought he was marrying a girl with a sizeable chunk of the
ready, and, when the fuse blew out, he decided it wasn’t good enough.
For Heaven’s sake don’t let’s talk any more about the blighter. It
gives me a pain to think of him.”

And Algy Martyn, suppressing every effort which Freddie made to reopen
the subject, turned the conversation to more general matters.

§ 2.

Freddie returned to the Albany in a state of gloom and uneasiness.
Algy’s remarks, coming on top of the Wally Mason episode, had shaken
him. The London in which he and Derek moved and had their being is
nothing but a village, and it was evident that village gossip was
hostile to Derek. People were talking about him. Local opinion had
decided that he had behaved badly. Already one man had cut him. Freddie
blenched at a sudden vision of street-fulls of men, long Piccadillys of
men, all cutting him, one after the other. Something had got to be
done. He was devoted to Derek. This sort of thing was as bad as being
cut himself. Whatever Freddie’s limitations in the matter of brain, he
had a large heart and an infinite capacity for faithfulness in his
friendships.

The subject was not an easy one to broach to his somewhat forbidding
friend, as he discovered when the latter arrived about half an hour
later. Derek had been attending the semi-annual banquet of the
Worshipful Dry-Salters Company down in the City, understudying one of
the speakers, a leading member of Parliament, who had been unable to
appear; and he was still in the grip of that feeling of degraded
repletion which city dinners induce. The dry-salters, on these
occasions when they cast off for a night the cares and anxieties of
dry-salting, do their guests well, and Derek had that bloated sense of
foreboding which comes to a man whose stomach is not his strong point
after twelve courses and a multitude of mixed wines. A goose,
qualifying for the role of a pot of pate de foies gras, probably has
exactly the same jaundiced outlook.

Yet, unfavorably disposed as, judging by his silence and the occasional
moody grunts he uttered, he appeared to be to a discussion of his
private affairs, it seemed to Freddie impossible that the night should
be allowed to pass without some word spoken on the subject. He thought
of Ronny and what Ronny had said, of Algy and what Algy had said, of
Wally Mason and how Wally had behaved in this very room; and he nerved
himself to the task.

“Derek, old top.”

A grunt.

“I say, Derek, old bean.”

Derek roused himself, and looked gloomily across the room to where he
stood, warming his legs at the blaze.

“Well?”

Freddie found a difficulty in selecting words. A ticklish business,
this. One that might well have disconcerted a diplomat. Freddie was no
diplomat, and the fact enabled him to find a way in the present crisis.
Equipped by nature with an amiable tactlessness and a happy gift of
blundering, he charged straight at the main point, and landed on it
like a circus elephant alighting on a bottle.

“I say, you know, about Jill!”

He stooped to rub the backs of his legs, on which the fire was playing
with a little too fierce a glow, and missed his companion’s start and
the sudden thickening of his bushy eyebrows.

“Well?” said Derek again.

Freddie nerved himself to proceed. A thought flashed across his mind
that Derek was looking exactly like Lady Underhill. It was the first
time he had seen the family resemblance quite so marked.

“Ronny Devereux was saying …” faltered Freddie.

“Damn Ronny Devereux!”

“Oh, absolutely! But …”

“Ronny Devereux! Who the devil _is_ Ronny Devereux?”

“Why, old man, you’ve heard me speak of him, haven’t you? Pal of mine.
He came down to the station with Algy and me to meet your mater that
morning.”

“Oh, _that_ fellow? And he has been saying something about … ?”

“It isn’t only Ronny, you know,” Freddie hastened to interject. “Algy
Martyn’s talking about it, too. And lots of other fellows. And Algy’s
sister and a lot of people. They’re all saying …”

“What are they saying?”

Freddie bent down and chafed the back of his legs. He simply couldn’t
look at Derek while he had that Lady Underhill expression on the old
map. Rummy he had never noticed before how extraordinarily like his
mother he was. Freddie was conscious of a faint sense of grievance. He
could not have put it into words, but what he felt was that a fellow
had no right to go about looking like Lady Underhill.

“What are they saying?” repeated Derek grimly.

“Well …” Freddie hesitated. “That it’s a bit tough … On Jill, you
know.”

“They think I behaved badly?”

“Well … Oh, well, you know!”

Derek smiled a ghastly smile. This was not wholly due to mental
disturbance. The dull heaviness which was the legacy of the
Dry-Salters’ dinner had begun to change to something more actively
unpleasant. A sub-motive of sharp pain had begun to run through it,
flashing in and out like lightning through a thunder-cloud. He felt
sullen and vicious.

“I wonder,” he said with savage politeness, “if, when you chat with
your friends, you would mind choosing some other topic than my private
affairs.”

“Sorry, old man. But they started it, don’t you know.”

“And, if you feel you’ve got to discuss me, kindly keep it to yourself.
Don’t come and tell me what your damned friends said to each other and
to you and what you said to them, because it bores me. I’m not
interested. I don’t value their opinions as much as you seem to.” Derek
paused, to battle in silence with the imperious agony within him. “It
was good of you to put me up here,” he went on, “but I think I won’t
trespass on your hospitality any longer. Perhaps you’ll ask Parker to
pack my things tomorrow.” Derek moved, as majestically as an ex-guest
of the Worshipful Company of Dry-Salters may, in the direction of the
door. “I shall go to the Savoy.”

“Oh, I say, old man! No need to do that.”

“Good night.”

“But, I say …”

“And you can tell your friend Devereux that, if he doesn’t stop poking
his nose into my private business, I’ll pull it off.”

“Well,” said Freddie doubtfully, “of course I don’t suppose you know,
but … Ronny’s a pretty hefty bird. He boxed for Cambridge in the
light-weights the last year he was up, you know. He …”

Derek slammed the door. Freddie was alone. He stood rubbing his legs
for some minutes, a rueful expression on his usually cheerful face.
Freddie hated rows. He liked everything to jog along smoothly. What a
rotten place the world was these days! Just one thing after another.
First, poor old Jill takes the knock and disappears. He would miss her
badly. What a good sort! What a pal! And now—gone. Biffed off. Next,
Derek. Together, more or less, ever since Winchester, and now—bing!…

Freddie heaved a sigh, and reached out for the _Sporting Times_, his
never-failing comfort in times of depression. He lit another cigar and
curled up in one of the arm-chairs. He was feeling tired. He had been
playing squash all the afternoon, a game at which he was exceedingly
expert and to which he was much addicted.

Time passed. The paper slipped to the floor. A cold cigar followed it.
From the depths of the chair came a faint snore …


A hand on his shoulder brought Freddie with a jerk troubled dreams.
Derek was standing beside him. A tousled Derek, apparently in pain.

“Freddie!”

“Hullo!”

A spasm twisted Derek’s face.

“Have you got any pepsin?”

Derek uttered a groan. What a mocker of our petty human dignity is this
dyspepsia, bringing low the haughtiest of us, less than love itself a
respecter of persons. This was a different Derek from the man who had
stalked stiffly from the room two hours before. His pride had been
humbled upon the rack.

“Pepsin?”

Freddie blinked, the mists of sleep floating gently before his eyes. He
could not quite understand what his friend was asking for. It had
sounded just like pepsin, and he didn’t believe there was such a word.

“Yes. I’ve got the most damned attack of indigestion.”

The mists of sleep rolled away from Freddie. He was awake again, and
became immediately helpful. These were the occasions when the Last of
the Rookes was a good man to have at your side. It was Freddie who
suggested that Derek should recline in the arm-chair which he had
vacated; Freddie who nipped round the corner to the all-night chemist’s
and returned with a magic bottle guaranteed to relieve an ostrich after
a surfeit of soda-water bottles; Freddie who mixed and administered the
dose.

His ministrations were rewarded. Presently the agony seemed to pass.
Derek recovered.

One would say that Derek became himself again, but that the mood of
gentle remorse which came upon him as he lay in the arm-chair was one
so foreign to his nature. Freddie had never seen him so subdued. He was
like a convalescent child. Between them, the all-night chemist and the
Dry-Salters seemed to have wrought a sort of miracle. These temporary
softenings of personality frequently follow city dinners. The time to
catch your Dry-Salter in angelic mood is the day after the semi-annual
banquet. Go to him then and he will give you his watch and chain.

“Freddie,” said Derek.

They were sitting over the dying fire. The clock on the mantelpiece,
beside which Jill’s photograph had stood, pointed to ten minutes past
two. Derek spoke in a low, soft voice. Perhaps the doctors are right
after all, and two o’clock is the hour at which our self-esteem deserts
us, leaving in its place regret for past sins, good resolutions for
future behavior.

“What do Algy Martyn and the others say about … you know?”

Freddie hesitated. Pity to start all that again.

“Oh, I know,” went on Derek. “They say I behaved like a cad.”

“Oh, well …”

“They are quite right. I did.”

“Oh, I shouldn’t say that, you know. Faults on both sides and all that
sort of rot.”

“I did!” Derek stared into the fire. Scattered all over London at that
moment, probably, a hundred worshipful Dry-Salters were equally
sleepless and subdued, looking wide-eyed into black pasts. “Is it true
she has gone to America, Freddie?”

“She told me she was going.”

“What a fool I’ve been!”

The clock ticked on through the silence. The fire sputtered faintly,
then gave a little wheeze, like a very old man. Derek rested his chin
on his hands, gazing into the ashes.

“I wish to God I could go over there and find her.”

“Why don’t you?”

“How can I? There may be an election coming on at any moment. I can’t
stir.”

Freddie leaped from his seat. The suddenness of the action sent a
red-hot corkscrew of pain through Derek’s head.

“What the devil’s the matter?” he demanded irritably. Even the gentle
mood which comes with convalescence after a City Dinner is not
guaranteed to endure against this sort of thing.

“I’ve got an idea, old bean!”

“Well, there’s no need to dance, is there?”

“I’ve nothing to keep me here, you know. What’s the matter with my
popping over to America and finding Jill?” Freddie tramped the floor,
aglow. Each beat of his foot jarred Derek, but he made no complaint.

“Could you?” he asked eagerly.

“Of course I could. I was saying only the other day that I had half a
mind to buzz over. It’s a wheeze! I’ll get on the next boat and charge
over in the capacity of a jolly old ambassador. Have her back in no
time. Leave it to me, old thing! This is where I come out strong!”



CHAPTER NINE


§ 1.

New York welcomed Jill, as she came out of the Pennsylvania Station
into Seventh Avenue, with a whirl of powdered snow that touched her
cheek like a kiss, the cold, bracing kiss one would expect from this
vivid city. She stood at the station entrance, a tiny figure beside the
huge pillars, looking round her with eager eyes. A wind was whipping
down the avenue. The sky was a clear, brilliant tent of the brightest
blue. Energy was in the air, and hopefulness. She wondered if Mr Elmer
Mariner ever came to New York. It was hard to see how even his gloom
would contrive to remain unaffected by the exhilaration of the place.

Yes, New York looked good … good and exciting, with all the taxi-cabs
rattling in at the dark tunnel beside her, with all the people hurrying
in and hurrying out, with all this medley of street-cars and sky-signs
and crushed snow and drays and horses and policemen, and that vast
hotel across the street, towering to heaven like a cliff. It even smelt
good. She remembered an old picture in _Punch_, of two country visitors
standing on the step of their railway carriage at a London terminus,
one saying ecstatically to other: “Don’t speak! Just sniff! Doesn’t it
smell of the Season!” She knew exactly how they had felt, and she
approved of their attitude. That was the right way to behave on being
introduced to a great metropolis. She stood and sniffed reverently. But
for the presence of the hurrying crowds, she could almost have imitated
the example of that king who kissed the soil of his country on landing
from his ship.

She took Uncle Chris’ letter from her bag. He had written from an
address on East Fifty-seventh Street. There would be just time to catch
him before he went out to lunch. She hailed a taxi-cab which was coming
out of the station.

It was a slow ride, halted repeatedly by congestion of the traffic, but
a short one for Jill. She was surprised at herself, a Londoner of long
standing, for feeling so provincial and being so impressed. But London
was far away. It belonged to a life that seemed years ago and a world
from which she had parted for ever. Moreover, this was undeniably a
stupendous city through which her taxi-cab was carrying her. At Times
Square the stream of the traffic plunged into a whirlpool, swinging out
of Broadway to meet the rapids which poured in from east, west, and
north. On Fifth Avenue all the automobiles in the world were gathered
together. On the sidewalks, pedestrians, muffled against the nipping
chill of the crisp air, hurried to and fro. And, above, that sapphire
sky spread a rich velvet curtain which made the tops of the buildings
stand out like the white minarets of some eastern city of romance.

The cab drew up in front of a stone apartment house; and Jill, getting
out, passed under an awning through a sort of mediaeval courtyard, gay
with potted shrubs, to an inner door. She was impressed. The very
atmosphere was redolent of riches, and she wondered how in the world
Uncle Chris had managed to acquire wealth on this scale in the
extremely short space of time which had elapsed since his landing.
There bustled past her an obvious millionaire—or, more probably, a
greater monarch of finance who looked down upon mere millionaires and
out of the goodness of his heart tried to check a tendency to speak
patronisingly to them. He was concealed to the eyebrows in a fur coat,
and, reaching the sidewalk, was instantly absorbed in a large
limousine. Two expensive-looking ladies followed him. Jill began to
feel a little dazed. Evidently the tales one heard of fortunes
accumulated overnight in this magic city were true, and one of them
must have fallen to the lot of Uncle Chris. For nobody to whom money
was a concern could possibly afford to live in a place like this. If
Crœsus and the Count of Monte Cristo had applied for lodging there, the
authorities would probably have looked on them a little doubtfully at
first and hinted at the desirability of a month’s rent in advance.

In a glass case behind the inner door, reading a newspaper and chewing
gum, sat a dignified old man in the rich uniform of a general in the
Guatemalan army. He was a brilliant spectacle. He wore no jewelry, but
this, no doubt, was due to a private distaste for display. As there was
no one else of humbler rank at hand from whom Jill could solicit an
introduction and the privilege of an audience, she took the bold step
of addressing him directly.

“I want to see Major Selby, please.”

The Guatemalan general arrested for a moment the rhythmic action of his
jaws, lowered his paper and looked at her with raised eyebrows. At
first Jill thought that he was registering haughty contempt, then she
saw what she had taken for scorn was surprise.

“Major Selby?”

“Major Selby.”

“No Major Selby living here.”

“Major Christopher Selby.”

“Not here,” said the associate of ambassadors and the pampered pet of
Guatemala’s proudest beauties. “Never heard of him in my life!”

§ 2.

Jill had read works of fiction in which at certain crises everything
had “seemed to swim” in front of the heroine’s eyes, but never till
this moment had she experienced that remarkable sensation herself. The
Savior of Guatemala did not actually swim, perhaps, but he certainly
flickered. She had to blink to restore his prismatic outlines to their
proper sharpness. Already the bustle and noise of New York had begun to
induce in her that dizzy condition of unreality which one feels in
dreams, and this extraordinary statement added the finishing touch.

Perhaps the fact that she had said “please” to him when she opened the
conversation touched the heart of the hero of a thousand revolutions.
Dignified and beautiful as he was to the eye of the stranger, it is
unpleasant to have to record that he lived in a world which rather
neglected the minor courtesies of speech. People did not often say
“please” to him. “Here!” “Hi!” and “Gosh darn you!” yes; but seldom
“please.” He seemed to approve of Jill, for he shifted his chewing-gum
to a position which facilitated speech, and began to be helpful.

“What was the name again?”

“Selby.”

“Howja spell it?”

“S-e-l-b-y.”

“S-e-l-b-y. Oh, Selby?”

“Yes, Selby.”

“What was the first name?”

“Christopher.”

“Christopher?”

“Yes, Christopher.”

“Christopher Selby? No one of that name living here.”

“But there must be.”

The veteran shook his head with an indulgent smile.

“You want Mr Sipperley,” he said tolerantly. In Guatemala these
mistakes are always happening. “Mr George Sipperley. He’s on the fourth
floor. What name shall I say?”

He had almost reached the telephone when Jill stopped him. This is an
age of just-as-good substitutes, but she refused to accept any unknown
Sipperley as a satisfactory alternative for Uncle Chris.

“I don’t want Mr Sipperley. I want Major Selby.”

“Howja spell it once more?”

“S-e-l-b-y.”

“S-e-l-b-y. No one of that name living here. Mr. Sipperley—”—he spoke
in a wheedling voice, as if determined, in spite of herself, to make
Jill see what was in her best interests—“Mr Sipperley’s on the fourth
floor. Gentleman in the real estate business,” he added insinuatingly.
“He’s got blond hair and a Boston bull-dog.”

“He may be all you say, and he may have a dozen bulldogs …”

“Only one. Jack his name is.”

“… But he isn’t the right man. It’s absurd. Major Selby wrote to me
from this address. This _is_ Eighteen East Fifty-seventh Street?”

“This is Eighteen East Fifty-seventh Street,” conceded the other
cautiously.

“I’ve got his letter here.” She opened her bag, and gave an exclamation
of dismay. “It’s gone!”

“Mr Sipperley used to have a friend staying with him last Fall. A Mr
Robertson. Dark-complected man with a mustache.”

“I took it out to look at the address, and I was sure I put it back. I
must have dropped it.”

“There’s a Mr Rainsby on the seventh floor. He’s a broker down on Wall
Street. Short man with an impediment in his speech.”

Jill snapped the clasp of her bag.

“Never mind,” she said. “I must have made a mistake. I was quite sure
that this was the address, but it evidently isn’t. Thank you so much.
I’m so sorry to have bothered you.”

She walked away, leaving the Terror of Paraguay and all points west
speechless: for people who said “Thank you so much” to him were even
rarer than those who said “please.” He followed her with an
affectionate eye till she was out of sight, then, restoring his
chewing-gum to circulation, returned to the perusal of his paper. A
momentary suggestion presented itself to his mind that what Jill had
really wanted was Mr Willoughby on the eighth floor, but it was too
late to say so now: and soon, becoming absorbed in the narrative of a
spirited householder in Kansas who had run amuck with a hatchet and
slain six, he dismissed the matter from his mind.

§ 3.

Jill walked back to Fifth Avenue, crossed it, and made her way
thoughtfully along the breezy street which, flanked on one side by the
Park and on the other by the green-roofed Plaza Hotel and the apartment
houses of the wealthy, ends in the humbler and more democratic spaces
of Columbus Circle. She perceived that she was in that position,
familiar to melodrama, of being alone in a great city. The reflection
brought with it a certain discomfort. The bag that dangled from her
wrist contained all the money she had in the world, the very broken
remains of the twenty dollars which Uncle Chris had sent her at
Brookport. She had nowhere to go, nowhere to sleep, and no immediately
obvious means of adding to her capital. It was a situation which she
had not foreseen when she set out to walk to Brookport station.

She pondered over the mystery of Uncle Chris’ disappearance, and found
no solution. The thing was inexplicable. She was as sure of the address
he had given in his letter as she was of anything in the world. Yet at
that address nothing had been heard of him. His name was not even
known. These were deeper waters than Jill was able to fathom.

She walked on, aimlessly. Presently she came to Columbus Circle, and,
crossing Broadway at the point where that street breaks out into an
eruption of automobile stores, found herself suddenly hungry, opposite
a restaurant whose entire front was a sheet of plate glass. On the
other side of this glass, at marble-topped tables, apparently careless
of their total lack of privacy, sat the impecunious, lunching, their
every mouthful a spectacle for the passer-by. It reminded Jill of
looking at fishes in an aquarium. In the center of the window, gazing
out in a distrait manner over piles of apples and grape-fruit, a
white-robed ministrant at a stove juggled ceaselessly with buckwheat
cakes. He struck the final note in the candidness of the establishment,
a priest whose ritual contained no mysteries. Spectators with
sufficient time on their hands to permit them to stand and watch were
enabled to witness a New York mid-day meal in every stage of its
career, from its protoplasmic beginnings as a stream of yellowish-white
liquid poured on top of the stove to its ultimate Nirvana in the
interior of the luncher in the form of an appetising cake. It was a
spectacle which no hungry girl could resist. Jill went in, and, as she
made her way among the tables, a voice spoke her name.

“Miss Mariner!”

Jill jumped, and thought for a moment that the thing must have been an
hallucination. It was impossible that anybody in the place should have
called her name. Except for Uncle Chris, wherever he might be, she knew
no one in New York. Then the voice spoke again, competing valiantly
with a clatter of crockery so uproarious as to be more like something
solid than a mere sound.

“I couldn’t believe it was you!”

A girl in blue had risen from the nearest table, and was staring at her
in astonishment, Jill recognized her instantly. Those big, pathetic
eyes, like a lost child’s, were unmistakable. It was the parrot girl,
the girl whom she and Freddie Rooke had found in the drawing-room, at
Ovington Square that afternoon when the foundations of the world had
given way and chaos had begun.

“Good gracious!” cried Jill. “I thought you were in London!”

That feeling of emptiness and panic, the result of her interview with
the Guatemalan general at the apartment house, vanished magically. She
sat down at this unexpected friend’s table with a light heart.

“Whatever are you doing in New York?” asked the girl. “I never knew you
meant to come over.”

“It was a little sudden. Still, here I am. And I’m starving. What are
those things you’re eating?”

“Buckwheat cakes.”

“Oh, yes. I remember Uncle Chris talking about them on the boat. I’ll
have some.”

“But when did you come over?”

“I landed about ten days ago. I’ve been down at a place called
Brookport on Long Island. How funny running into you like this!”

“I was surprised that you remembered me.”

“I’ve forgotten your name,” admitted Jill frankly. “But that’s nothing.
I always forget names.”

“My name’s Nelly Bryant.”

“Of course. And you’re on the stage, aren’t you?”

“Yes. I’ve just got work with Goble and Cohn. … Hullo, Phil!”

A young man with a lithe figure and smooth black hair brushed straight
back from his forehead had paused at the table on his way to the
cashier’s desk.

“Hello, Nelly.”

“I didn’t know you lunched here.”

“Don’t often. Been rehearsing with Joe up at the Century Roof, and had
a quarter of an hour to get a bite. Can I sit down?”

“Sure. This is my friend, Miss Mariner.”

The young man shook hands with Jill, flashing an approving glance at
her out of his dark, restless eyes.

“Pleased to meet you.”

“This is Phil Brown,” said Nelly. “He plays the straight for Joe
Widgeon. They’re the best jazz-and-hokum team on the Keith Circuit.”

“Oh, hush!” said Mr Brown modestly. “You always were a great little
booster, Nelly.”

“Well, you know you are! Weren’t you held over at the Palace last time!
Well, then!”

“That’s true,” admitted the young man. “Maybe we didn’t gool ’em, eh?
Stop me on the street and ask me! Only eighteen bows second house
Saturday!”

Jill was listening, fascinated.

“I can’t understand a word,” she said. “It’s like another language.”

“You’re from the other side, aren’t you?” asked Mr Brown.

“She only landed a week ago,” said Nelly.

“I thought so from the accent,” said Mr Brown. “So our talk sort of
goes over the top, does it? Well, you’ll learn American soon, if you
stick around.”

“I’ve learned some already,” said Jill. The relief of meeting Nelly had
made her feel very happy. She liked this smooth-haired young man. “A
man on the train this morning said to me, ‘Would you care for the
morning paper, sister?’ I said, ‘No, thanks, brother, I want to look
out of the window and think!’”

“You meet a lot of fresh guys on trains,” commented Mr Brown austerely.
“You want to give ’em the cold-storage eye.” He turned to Nelly. “Did
you go down to Ike, as I told you?”

“Yes.”

“Did you cop?”

“Yes. I never felt so happy in my life. I’d waited over an hour on that
landing of theirs, and then Johnny Miller came along, and I yelled in
his ear that I was after work, and he told me it would be all right.
He’s awfully good to girls who’ve worked in shows for him before. If it
hadn’t been for him I might have been waiting there still.”

“Who,” enquired Jill, anxious to be abreast of the conversation, “is
Ike?”

“Mr Goble. Where I’ve just got work. Goble and Cohn, you know.”

“I never heard of them!”

The young man extended his hand.

“Put it there!” he said. “They never heard of me! At least, the fellow
I saw when I went down to the office hadn’t! Can you beat it?”

“Oh, did you go down there, too?” asked Nelly.

“Sure. Joe wanted to get in another show on Broadway. He’d sort of got
tired of vodevil. Say, I don’t want to scare you, Nelly, but, if you
ask me, that show they’re putting out down there is a citron! I don’t
think Ike’s got a cent of his own money in it. My belief is that he’s
running it for a lot of amateurs. Why, say, listen! Joe and I blow in
there to see if there’s anything for us, and there’s a tall guy in
tortoiseshell cheaters sitting in Ike’s office. Said he was the author
and was engaging the principals. We told him who we were, and it didn’t
make any hit with him at all. He said he had never heard of us. And,
when we explained, he said no, there wasn’t going to be any of our sort
of work in the show. Said he was making an effort to give the public
something rather better than the usual sort of thing. No specialties
required. He said it was an effort to restore the Gilbert and Sullivan
tradition. Say, who are these Gilbert and Sullivan guys, anyway? They
get written up in the papers all the time, and I never met any one
who’d run across them. If you want my opinion, that show down there is
a comic opera!”

“For heaven’s sake!” Nelly had the musical comedy performer’s horror of
the older-established form of entertainment. “Why, comic opera died in
the year one!”

“Well, these guys are going to dig it up. That’s the way it looks to
me.” He lowered his voice. “Say, I saw Clarice last night,” he said in
a confidential undertone. “It’s all right.”

“It is?”

“We’ve made it up. It was like this …”

His conversation took an intimate turn. He expounded for Nelly’s
benefit the inner history, with all its ramifications, of a recent
unfortunate rift between himself and “the best little girl in
Flatbush,”—what he had said, what she had said, what her sister had
said, and how it all come right in the end. Jill might have felt a
little excluded, but for the fact that a sudden and exciting idea had
come to her. She sat back, thinking. … After all, what else was she to
do? She must do something. …

She bent forward and interrupted Mr Brown in his description of a brisk
passage of arms between himself and the best little girl’s sister, who
seemed to be an unpleasant sort of person in every way.

“Mr Brown.”

“Hello?”

“Do you think there would be any chance for me if I asked for work at
Goble and Cohn’s?”

“You’re joking!” cried Nelly.

“I’m not at all.”

“But what do you want with work?”

“I’ve got to find some. And right away, too.”

“I don’t understand.”

Jill hesitated. She disliked discussing her private affairs, but there
was obviously no way of avoiding it. Nelly was round-eyed and
mystified, and Mr Brown had manifestly no intention whatever of
withdrawing tactfully. He wanted to hear all.

“I’ve lost my money,” said Jill.

“Lost your money! Do you mean … ?”

“I’ve lost it all. Every penny I had in the world.”

“Tough!” interpolated Mr Brown judicially. “I was broke once way out in
a tank-town in Oklahoma. The manager skipped with our salaries. Last we
saw of him he was doing the trip to Canada in nothing flat.”

“But how?” gasped Nelly.

“It happened about the time we met in London. Do you remember Freddie
Rooke, who was at our house that after-noon?”

A dreamy look came into Nelly’s eyes. There had not been an hour since
their parting when she had not thought of that immaculate sportsman. It
would have amazed Freddie, could he have known, but to Nelly Bryant he
was the one perfect man in an imperfect world.

“Do I!” she sighed ecstatically.

Mr Brown shot a keen glance at her.

“Aha!” he cried facetiously. “Who is he, Nelly? Who is this blue-eyed
boy?”

“If you want to know,” said Nelly, defiance in her tone, “he’s the
fellow who gave me fifty pounds, with no strings tied to it,—get
that!—when I was broke in London! If it hadn’t been for him, I’d be
there still.”

“Did he?” cried Jill. “Freddie!”

“Yes. Oh, Gee!” Nelly sighed once more. “I suppose I’ll never see him
again in this world.”

“Introduce me to him, if you do,” said Mr Brown. “He sounds just the
sort of little pal I’d like to have!”

“You remember hearing Freddie say something about losing money in a
slump on the Stock Exchange,” proceeded Jill. “Well, that was how I
lost mine. It’s a long story, and it’s not worth talking about, but
that’s how things stand, and I’ve got to find work of some sort, and it
looks to me as if I should have a better chance of finding it on the
stage than anywhere else.”

“I’m terribly sorry.”

“Oh, it’s all right. How much would these people Goble and Cohn give me
if I got an engagement?”

“Only forty a week.”

“Forty dollars a week! It’s wealth! Where are they?”

“Over at the Gotham Theatre in Forty-second Street.”

“I’ll go there at once.”

“But you’ll hate it. You don’t realize what it’s like. You wait hours
and hours and nobody sees you.”

“Why shouldn’t I walk straight in and say that I’ve come for work?”

Nelly’s big eyes grew bigger.

“But you couldn’t!”

“Why not?”

“Why, you couldn’t!”

“I don’t see why.”

Mr Brown intervened with decision.

“You’re dead right,” he said to Jill approvingly. “If you ask me,
that’s the only sensible thing to do. Where’s the sense of hanging
around and getting stalled? Managers are human guys, some of ’em.
Probably, if you were to try it, they’d appreciate a bit of gall. It
would show ’em you’d got pep. You go down there and try walking
straight in. They can’t eat you. It makes me sick when I see all those
poor devils hanging about outside these offices, waiting to get noticed
and nobody ever paying any attention to them. You push the office-boy
in the face if he tries to stop you, and go in and make ’em take
notice. And, whatever you do, don’t leave your name and address! That’s
the old, moth-eaten gag they’re sure to try to pull on you. Tell ’em
there’s nothing doing. Say you’re out for a quick decision! Stand ’em
on their heads!”

Jill got up, fired by this eloquence. She called for her check.

“Good-bye,” she said. “I’m going to do exactly as you say. Where can I
find you afterwards?” she said to Nelly.

“You aren’t really going?”

“I am!”

Nelly scribbled on a piece of paper.

“Here’s my address. I’ll be in all evening.”

“I’ll come and see you. Good-bye, Mr Brown. And thank you.”

“You’re welcome!” said Mr Brown.

Nelly watched Jill depart with wide eyes.

“Why did you tell her to do that?” she said.

“Why not?” said Mr Brown. “I started something, didn’t I? Well, I guess
I’ll have to be leaving, too. Got to get back to rehearsal. Say, I like
that friend of yours, Nelly. There’s no yellow streak about her! I wish
her luck!”



CHAPTER TEN


§ 1.

THE offices of Messrs Goble and Cohn were situated, like everything
else in New York that appertains to the drama, in the neighborhood of
Times Square. They occupied the fifth floor of the Gotham Theatre on
West Forty-second Street. As there was no elevator in the building
except the small private one used by the two members of the firm, Jill
walked up the stairs, and found signs of a thriving business beginning
to present themselves as early as the third floor, where half a dozen
patient persons of either sex had draped themselves like roosting fowls
upon the banisters. There were more on the fourth floor, and the
landing of the fifth, which served the firm as a waiting-room, was
quite full. It is the custom of theatrical managers—the lowest order of
intelligence, with the possible exception of the _limax maximus_ or
garden slug, known to science—to omit from their calculations the fact
that they are likely every day to receive a large number of visitors,
whom they will be obliged to keep waiting; and that these people will
require somewhere to wait. Such considerations never occur to them.
Messrs Goble and Cohn had provided for those who called to see them one
small bench on the landing, conveniently situated at the intersecting
point of three draughts, and had let it go at that.

Nobody, except perhaps the night-watchman, had ever seen this bench
empty. At whatever hour of the day you happened to call, you would
always find three wistful individuals seated side by side with their
eyes on the tiny ante-room where sat the office-boy, the
telephone-girl, and Mr Goble’s stenographer. Beyond this was the door
marked “Private,” through which, as it opened to admit some careless,
debonair, thousand-dollar-a-week comedian who sauntered in with a
jaunty “Hello, Ike!” or some furred and scented female star, the rank
and file of the profession were greeted, like Moses on Pisgah, with a
fleeting glimpse of the promised land, consisting of a large desk and a
section of a very fat man with spectacles and a bald head or a younger
man with fair hair and a double chin.

The keynote of the mass meeting on the landing was one of determined,
almost aggressive smartness. The men wore bright overcoats with bands
round the waist, the women those imitation furs which to the
uninitiated eye appear so much more expensive than the real thing.
Everybody looked very dashing and very young, except about the eyes.
Most of the eyes that glanced at Jill were weary. The women were nearly
all blondes, blondness having been decided upon in the theatre as the
color that brings the best results. The men were all so much alike that
they seemed to be members of one large family,—an illusion which was
heightened by the scraps of conversation, studded with “dears,” “old
mans,” and “honeys,” which came to Jill’s ears. A stern fight for
supremacy was being waged by a score or so of lively and powerful young
scents.

For a moment Jill was somewhat daunted by the spectacle, but she
recovered almost immediately. The exhilarating and heady influence of
New York still wrought within her. The Berserk spirit was upon her, and
she remembered the stimulating words of Mr Brown, of Brown and Widgeon,
the best jazz-and-hokum team on the Keith Circuit. “Walk straight in!”
had been the burden of his inspiring address. She pushed her way
through the crowd until she came to the small ante-room.

In the ante-room were the outposts, the pickets of the enemy. In one
corner a girl was hammering energetically and with great speed on a
typewriter: a second girl, seated at a switchboard, was having an
argument with Central which was already warm and threatened to descend
shortly to personalities: on a chair tilted back so that it rested
against the wall, a small boy sat eating candy and reading the comic
page of an evening newspaper. All three were enclosed, like zoological
specimens, in a cage formed by a high counter terminating in brass
bars.

Beyond these watchers on the threshold was the door marked “Private.”
Through it, as Jill reached the outer defences, filtered the sound of a
piano.

Those who have studied the subject have come to the conclusion that the
boorishness of theatrical managers’ office-boys cannot be the product
of mere chance. Somewhere, in some sinister den in the criminal
districts of the town, there is a school where small boys are trained
for these positions, where their finer instincts are rigorously
uprooted and rudeness systematically inculcated by competent
professors. Of this school the candy-eating Cerberus of Messrs Goble
and Cohn had been the star scholar. Quickly seeing his natural gifts,
his teachers had given him special attention. When he had graduated, it
had been amidst the cordial good wishes of the entire faculty. They had
taught him all they knew, and they were proud of him. They felt that he
would do them credit.

This boy raised a pair of pink-rimmed eyes to Jill, sniffed—for like
all theatrical managers’ office-boys he had a permanent cold in the
head—bit his thumb-nail, and spoke. He was a snub-nosed boy. His ears
and hair were vermilion. His name was Ralph. He had seven hundred and
forty-three pimples.

“Woddyerwant?” enquired Ralph, coming within an ace of condensing the
question into a word of one syllable.

“I want to see Mr Goble.”

“Zout!” said the Pimple King, and returned to his paper.

There will, no doubt, always be class distinctions. Sparta had her
kings and her helots, King Arthur’s Round Table its knights and its
scullions, America her Simon Legree and her Uncle Tom. But in no nation
and at no period of history has any one ever been so brutally superior
to any one else as is the Broadway theatrical office-boy to the caller
who wishes to see the manager. Thomas Jefferson held these truths to be
self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by
their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these rights
are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Theatrical office-boys
do not see eye to eye with Thomas. From their pinnacle they look down
on the common herd, the _canaille_, and despise them. They coldly
question their right to live.

Jill turned pink. Mr Brown, her guide and mentor, foreseeing this
situation, had, she remembered, recommended “pushing the office-boy in
the face”: and for a moment she felt like following his advice.
Prudence, or the fact that he was out of reach behind the brass bars,
restrained her. Without further delay she made for the door of the
inner room. That was her objective, and she did not intend to be
diverted from it. Her fingers were on the handle before any of those
present divined her intention. Then the stenographer stopped typing and
sat with raised fingers, aghast. The girl at the telephone broke off in
mid-sentence and stared round over her shoulder. Ralph, the office-boy,
outraged, dropped his paper and constituted himself the spokesman of
the invaded force.

“Hey!”

Jill stopped and eyed the lad militantly.

“Were you speaking to me?”

“Yes, I _was_ speaking to you!”

“Don’t do it again with your mouth full,” said Jill, turning to the
door.

The belligerent fire in the office-boy’s pink-rimmed eyes was suddenly
dimmed by a gush of water. It was not remorse that caused him to weep,
however. In the heat of the moment he had swallowed a large, jagged
piece of candy, and he was suffering severely.

“You can’t go in there!” he managed to articulate, his iron will
triumphing over the flesh sufficiently to enable him to speak.

“I _am_ going in there!”

“That’s Mr Goble’s private room.”

“Well, I want a private talk with Mr Goble.”

Ralph, his eyes still moist, felt that the situation was slipping from
his grip. This sort of thing had never happened to him before.

“I tell ya he _zout!_”

Jill looked at him sternly.

“You wretched child!” she said, encouraged by a sharp giggle from the
neighborhood of the switchboard. “Do you know where little boys go who
don’t speak the truth? I can hear him playing the piano. Now he’s
singing! And it’s no good telling me he’s busy. If he was busy, he
wouldn’t have time to sing. If you’re as deceitful as this at your age,
what do you expect to be when you grow up? You’re an ugly little boy,
you’ve got red ears, and your collar doesn’t fit! I shall speak to Mr
Goble about you.”

With which words Jill opened the door and walked in.

“Good afternoon,” she said brightly.

After the congested and unfurnished discomfort of the landing, the room
in which Jill found herself had an air of cosiness and almost of
luxury. It was a large room, solidly upholstered. Along the further
wall, filling nearly the whole of its space, stood a vast and gleaming
desk, covered with a litter of papers which rose at one end of it to a
sort of mountain of play-scripts in buff covers. There was a bookshelf
to the left. Photographs covered the walls. Near the window was a deep
leather lounge: to the right of this stood a small piano, the
music-stool of which was occupied by a young man with untidy black hair
that needed cutting. On top of the piano, taking the eye immediately by
reason of its bold brightness, was balanced a large cardboard poster.
Much of its surface was filled by a picture of a youth in polo costume
bending over a blonde goddess in a bathing-suit. What space was left
displayed the legend:

ISAAC GOBLE AND JACOB COHN
PRESENT
THE ROSE OF AMERICA
(A Musical Fantasy)
BOOK AND LYRICS BY OTIS PILKINGTON
MUSIC BY ROLAND TREVIS


Turning her eyes from this, Jill became aware that something was going
on at the other side of the desk: and she perceived that a second young
man, the longest and thinnest she had ever seen, was in the act of
rising to his feet, length upon length like an unfolding snake. At the
moment of her entry he had been lying back in an office-chair, so that
only a merely nominal section of his upper structure was visible. Now
he reared his impressive length until his head came within measurable
distance of the ceiling. He had a hatchet face and a receding chin, and
he gazed at Jill through what she assumed were the “tortoiseshell
cheaters” referred to by her recent acquaintance, Mr Brown.

“Er … ?” said this young man enquiringly in a high, flat voice.

Jill, like many other people, had a brain which was under the
alternating control of two diametrically opposite forces. It was like
an automobile steered in turn by two drivers, the one a dashing,
reckless fellow with no regard for the speed limits, the other a timid
novice. All through the proceedings up to this point the dasher had
been in command. He had whisked her along at a break-neck pace,
ignoring obstacles and police regulations. Now, having brought her to
this situation, he abruptly abandoned the wheel and turned it over to
his colleague, the shrinker. Jill, greatly daring a moment ago, now
felt an overwhelming shyness.

She gulped, and her heart beat quickly. The thin man towered over her.
The black-haired pianist shook his locks at her like Banquo.

“I …” she began.

Then, suddenly, womanly intuition came to her aid. Something seemed to
tell her that these men were just as scared as she was. And, at the
discovery, the dashing driver resumed his post at the wheel, and she
began to deal with the situation with composure.

“I want to see Mr Goble.”

“Mr Goble is out,” said the long young man, plucking nervously at the
papers on the desk. Jill had affected him powerfully.

“Out!” She felt she had wronged the pimpled office-boy.

“We are not expecting him back this afternoon. Is there anything I can
do?”

He spoke tenderly. This weak-minded young man—at school his coarse
companions had called him Simp—was thinking that he had never seen
anything like Jill before. And it was true that she was looking very
pretty, with her cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkling. She touched a
chord in the young man which seemed to make the world a flower-scented
thing, full of soft music. Often as he had been in love at first sight
before in his time, Otis Pilkington could not recall an occasion on
which he had been in love at first sight more completely than now. When
she smiled at him, it was as if the gates of heaven had opened. He did
not reflect how many times, in similar circumstances, these same gates
had opened before; and that on one occasion when they had done so it
had cost him eight thousand dollars to settle the case out of court.
One does not think of these things at such times, for they strike a
jarring note. Otis Pilkington was in love. That was all he knew, or
cared to know.

“Won’t you take a seat, Miss …”

“Mariner,” prompted Jill. “Thank you.”

“Miss Mariner. May I introduce Mr Roland Trevis?”

The man at the piano bowed. His black hair heaved upon his skull like
seaweed in a ground swell.

“My name is Pilkington. Otis Pilkington.”

The uncomfortable silence which always follows introductions was broken
by the sound of the telephone-bell on the desk. Otis Pilkington, who
had moved out into the room and was nowhere near the desk, stretched
forth a preposterous arm and removed the receiver.

“Yes? Oh, will you say, please, that I have a conference at present.”
Jill was to learn that people in the theatrical business never talked:
they always held conferences. “Tell Mrs Peagrim that I shall be calling
later in the afternoon, but cannot be spared just now.” He replaced the
receiver. “Aunt Olive’s secretary,” he murmured in a soft aside to Mr
Trevis. “Aunt Olive wanted me to go for a ride.” He turned to Jill.
“Excuse me. Is there anything I can do for you, Miss Mariner?”

Jill’s composure was now completely restored. This interview was
turning out so totally different from anything she had expected. The
atmosphere was cosy and social. She felt as if she were back in
Ovington Square, giving tea to Freddie Rooke and Ronny Devereux and the
rest of her friends of the London period. All that was needed to
complete the picture was a tea-table in front of her. The business note
hardly intruded on the proceedings at all. Still, as business was the
object of her visit, she felt that she had better approach it.

“I came for work.”

“Work!” cried Mr Pilkington. He, too, appeared to be regarding the
interview as purely of a social nature.

“In the chorus,” explained Jill.

Mr Pilkington seemed shocked. He winced away from the word as though it
pained him.

“There is no chorus in ‘The Rose of America,’” he said.

“I thought it was a musical comedy.”

Mr Pilkington winced again.

“It is a musical _fantasy!_” he said. “But there will be no chorus. We
shall have,” he added, a touch of rebuke in his voice, “the services of
twelve refined ladies of the ensemble.”

Jill laughed.

“It does sound much better, doesn’t it!” she said. “Well, am I refined
enough, do you think?”

“I shall be only too happy if you will join us,” said Mr Pilkington
promptly.

The long-haired composer looked doubtful. He struck a note up in the
treble, then whirled round on his stool.

“If you don’t mind my mentioning it, Otie, we have twelve girls
already.”

“Then we must have thirteen,” said Otis Pilkington firmly.

“Unlucky number,” argued Mr Trevis.

“I don’t care. We must have Miss Mariner. You can see for yourself that
she is exactly the type we need.”

He spoke feelingly. Ever since the business of engaging a company had
begun, he had been thinking wistfully of the evening when “The Rose of
America” had had its opening performance—at his aunt’s house at Newport
last Summer—with an all-star cast of society favorites and an ensemble
recruited entirely from debutantes and matrons of the Younger Set. That
was the sort of company he had longed to assemble for the piece’s
professional career, and until this afternoon he had met with nothing
but disappointment. Jill seemed to be the only girl in theatrical New
York who came up to the standard he would have liked to demand.

“Thank you very much,” said Jill.

There was another pause. The social note crept into the atmosphere
again. Jill felt the hostess’ desire to keep conversation circulating.

“I hear,” she said, “that this piece is a sort of Gilbert and Sullivan
opera.”

Mr Pilkington considered the point.

“I confess,” he said, “that, in writing the book, I had Gilbert before
me as a model. Whether I have in any sense succeeded in …”

“The book,” said Mr Trevis, running his fingers over the piano, “is as
good as anything Gilbert ever wrote.”

“Oh come, Rolie!” protested Mr Pilkington modestly.

“Better,” insisted Mr Trevis. “For one thing, it is up-to-date.”

“I _do_ try to strike the modern tone,” murmured Mr Pilkington.

“And you have avoided Gilbert’s mistake of being too fanciful.”

“He was fanciful,” admitted Mr Pilkington. “The music,” he added, in a
generous spirit of give and take, “has all Sullivan’s melody with a
newness of rhythm peculiarly its own. You will like the music.”

“It sounds,” said Jill amiably, “as though the piece is bound to be a
tremendous success.”

“We hope so,” said Mr Pilkington. “We feel that the time has come when
the public is beginning to demand something better than what it has
been accustomed to. People are getting tired of the brainless trash and
jingly tunes which have been given them by men like Wallace Mason and
George Bevan. They want a certain polish. … It was just the same in
Gilbert and Sullivan’s day. They started writing at a time when the
musical stage had reached a terrible depth of inanity. The theatre was
given over to burlesques of the most idiotic description. The public
was waiting eagerly to welcome something of a higher class. It is just
the same today. But the managers will not see it. ‘The Rose of America’
went up and down Broadway for months, knocking at managers’ doors.”

“It should have walked in without knocking, like me,” said Jill. She
got up. “Well, it was very kind of you to see me when I came in so
unceremoniously. But I felt it was no good waiting outside on that
landing. I’m so glad everything is settled. Good-bye.”

“Good-bye, Miss Mariner.” Mr Pilkington took her outstretched hand
devoutly. “There is a rehearsal called for the ensemble at—when is it,
Rolie?”

“Eleven o’clock, day after tomorrow, at Bryant Hall.”

“I’ll be there,” said Jill. “Good-bye, and thank you very much.”

The silence which had fallen upon the room as she left it, was broken
by Mr Trevis.

“Some pip!” observed Mr Trevis.

Otis Pilkington awoke from day-dreams with a start.

“What did you say?”

“That girl … I said she was some pippin!”

“Miss Mariner,” said Mr Pilkington icily, “is a most charming, refined,
cultured, and vivacious girl, if you mean that.”

“Yes,” said Mr Trevis. “That was what I meant!”

§ 2.

Jill walked out into Forty-second Street, looking about her with the
eye of a conqueror. Very little change had taken place in the aspect of
New York since she had entered the Gotham Theatre, but it seemed a
different city to her. An hour ago, she had been a stranger, drifting
aimlessly along its rapids. Now she belonged to New York, and New York
belonged to her. She had faced it squarely, and forced from it the
means of living. She walked on with a new jauntiness in her stride.

The address which Nelly had given her was on the east side of Fifth
Avenue. She made her way along Forty-second Street. It seemed the
jolliest, alivest street she had ever encountered. The rattle of the
Elevated as she crossed Sixth Avenue was music, and she loved the
crowds that jostled her with every step she took.

She reached the Fifth Avenue corner just as the policeman out in the
middle of the street swung his Stop-and-Go post round to allow the
up-town traffic to proceed on its way. A stream of automobiles which
had been dammed up as far as the eye could reach began to flow swiftly
past. They moved in a double line, red limousines, blue limousines,
mauve limousines, green limousines. She stood waiting for the flood to
cease, and, as she did so, there purred past her the biggest and
reddest limousine of all. It was a colossal vehicle with a polar-bear
at the steering-wheel and another at his side. And in the interior,
very much at his ease, his gaze bent courteously upon a massive lady in
a mink coat, sat Uncle Chris.

For a moment he was so near to her that, but for the closed window, she
could have touched him. Then the polar-bear at the wheel, noting a gap
in the traffic, stepped on the accelerator and slipped neatly through.
The car moved swiftly on and disappeared.

Jill drew a deep breath. The Stop-and-Go sign swung round again. She
crossed the avenue, and set out once more to find Nelly Bryant. It
occurred to her, five minutes later, that a really practical and
quick-thinking girl would have noted the number of the limousine.



CHAPTER ELEVEN


§ 1.

The rehearsals of a musical comedy—a term which embraces “musical
fantasies”—generally begin in a desultory sort of way at that curious
building, Bryant Hall, on Sixth Avenue just off Forty-second Street.
There, in a dusty, uncarpeted room, simply furnished with a few wooden
chairs and some long wooden benches, the chorus—or, in the case of “The
Rose of America,” the ensemble—sit round a piano and endeavor, with the
assistance of the musical director, to get the words and melodies of
the first-act numbers into their heads. This done, they are ready for
the dance director to instil into them the steps, the groupings, and
the business for the encores, of which that incurable optimist always
seems to expect there will be at least six. Later, the principals are
injected into the numbers. And finally, leaving Bryant Hall and dodging
about from one unoccupied theatre to another, principals and chorus
rehearse together, running through the entire piece over and over again
till the opening night of the preliminary road tour.

To Jill, in the early stages, rehearsing was just like being back at
school. She could remember her first school-mistress, whom the musical
director somewhat resembled in manner and appearance, hammering out
hymns on a piano and leading in a weak soprano an eager, baying pack of
children, each anxious from motives of pride to out-bawl her nearest
neighbor.

The proceedings began on the first morning with the entrance of Mr
Saltzburg, the musical director, a brisk, busy little man with
benevolent eyes behind big spectacles, who bustled over to the piano,
sat down, and played a loud chord, designed to act as a sort of bugle
blast, rallying the ladies of the ensemble from the corners where they
sat in groups, chatting. For the process of making one another’s
acquaintance had begun some ten minutes before with mutual recognitions
between those who knew each other from having been together in previous
productions. There followed rapid introductions of friends. Nelly
Bryant had been welcomed warmly by a pretty girl with red hair, whom
she introduced to Jill as Babe: Babe had a willowy blonde friend, named
Lois: and the four of them had seated themselves on one of the benches
and opened a conversation; their numbers being added to a moment later
by a dark girl with a Southern accent and another blonde. Elsewhere
other groups had formed, and the room was filled with a noise like the
chattering of starlings. In a body by themselves, rather forlorn and
neglected, half a dozen solemn and immaculately dressed young men were
propping themselves up against the wall and looking on, like men in a
ball-room who do not dance.

Jill listened to the conversation without taking any great part in it
herself. She felt as she had done on her first day at school, a little
shy and desirous of effacing herself. The talk dealt with clothes, men,
and the show business, in that order of importance. Presently one of
the young men sauntered diffidently across the room and added himself
to the group with the remark that it was a fine day. He was received a
little grudgingly, Jill thought, but by degrees succeeded in
assimilating himself. A second young man drifted up; reminded the
willowy girl that they had worked together in the western company of
“You’re the One”; was recognized and introduced; and justified his
admission to the circle by a creditable imitation of a cat-fight. Five
minutes later he was addressing the Southern girl as “honey,” and had
informed Jill that he had only joined this show to fill in before
opening on the three-a-day with the swellest little song-and-dance act
which he and a little girl who worked in the cabaret at Geisenheimer’s
had fixed up.

On this scene of harmony and good-fellowship Mr Saltzburg’s chord
intruded jarringly. There was a general movement, and chairs and
benches were dragged to the piano. Mr Saltzburg causing a momentary
delay by opening a large brown music-bag and digging in it like a
terrier at a rat-hole, conversation broke out again.

Mr Saltzburg emerged from the bag, with his hands full of papers,
protesting.

“Childrun! Chil-_drun!_ If you please, less noise and attend to me!” He
distributed sheets of paper. “Act One, Opening Chorus. I will play the
melody three—four times. Follow attentively. Then we will sing it
la-la-la, and after that we will sing the words. So!”

He struck the yellow-keyed piano a vicious blow, producing a tinny and
complaining sound. Bending forward with his spectacles almost touching
the music, he plodded determinedly through the tune, then encored
himself, and after that encored himself again. When he had done this,
he removed his spectacles and wiped them. There was a pause.

“Izzy,” observed the willowy young lady chattily, leaning across Jill
and addressing the Southern girl’s blonde friend, “has promised me a
sunburst!”

A general stir of interest and a coming close together of heads.

“What! Izzy!”

“Sure, Izzy.”

“Well!”

“He’s just landed the hat-check privilege at the St Aurea!”

“You don’t say!”

“He told me so last night and promised me the sunburst. He was,”
admitted the willowy girl regretfully, “a good bit tanked at the time,
but I guess he’ll make good.” She mused awhile, a rather anxious
expression clouding her perfect profile. She looked like a meditative
Greek Goddess. “If he doesn’t,” she added with maidenly dignity, “it’s
the las’ time _I_ go out with the big stiff. I’d tie a can to him
quicker’n look at him!”

A murmur of approval greeted this admirable sentiment.

“Childrun!” protested Mr Saltzburg. “Chil-drun! Less noise and chatter
of conversation. We are here to work! We must not waste time! So! Act
One, Opening Chorus. Now, all together. La-la-la …”

“La-la-la …”

“Tum-tum-tumty-tumty …”

“Tum-tum-tumty …”

Mr Saltzburg pressed his hands to his ears in a spasm of pain.

“No, no, no! Sour! Sour! Sour!… Once again. La-la-la …”

A round-faced girl with golden hair and the face of a wondering cherub
interrupted, speaking with a lisp.

“Mithter Thalzburg.”

“Now what is it, Miss Trevor?”

“What sort of a show is this?”

“A musical show,” said Mr Saltzburg severely, “and this is a rehearsal
of it, not a conversazione. Once more, please …”

The cherub was not to be rebuffed.

“Is the music good, Mithter Thalzburg?”

“When you have rehearsed it, you shall judge for yourself. Come, now …”

“Is there anything in it as good as that waltz of yours you played us
when we were rehearthing ‘Mind How You Go?’ You remember. The one that
went …”

A tall and stately girl, with sleepy brown eyes and the air of a
duchess in the servants’ hall, bent forward and took a kindly interest
in the conversation.

“Oh, have you composed a varlse, Mr Saltzburg?” she asked with pleasant
condescension. “How interesting, really! Won’t you play it for us?”

The sentiment of the meeting seemed to be unanimous in favor of
shelving work and listening to Mr Saltzburg’s waltz.

“Oh, Mr Saltzburg, do!”

“Please!”

“Some one told me it was a pipterino!”

“I cert’nly do love waltzes!”

“Please, Mr Saltzburg!”

Mr Saltzburg obviously weakened. His fingers touched the keys
irresolutely.

“But, childrun!”

“I am sure it would be a great pleasure to all of us,” said the duchess
graciously, “if you would play it. There is nothing I enjoy more than a
good varlse.”

Mr Saltzburg capitulated. Like all musical directors he had in his
leisure moments composed the complete score of a musical play and spent
much of his time waylaying librettists on the Rialto and trying to lure
them to his apartment to listen to it, with a view to business. The
eternal tragedy of a musical director’s life is comparable only to that
of the waiter who, himself fasting, has to assist others to eat, Mr
Saltzburg had lofty ideas on music, and his soul revolted at being
compelled perpetually to rehearse and direct the inferior compositions
of other men. Far less persuasion than he had received today was
usually required to induce him to play the whole of his score.

“You wish it?” he said. “Well, then! This waltz, you will understand,
is the theme of a musical romance which I have composed. It will be
sung once in the first act by the heroine, then in the second act as a
duet for heroine and hero. I weave it into the finale of the second
act, and we have an echo of it, sung off stage, in the third act. What
I play you now is the second-act duet. The verse is longer. So! The
male voice begins.”

A pleasant time was had by all for ten minutes.

“Ah, but this is not rehearsing, childrun!” cried Mr Saltzburg
remorsefully at the end of that period. “This is not business. Come
now, the opening chorus of act one, and please this time keep on the
key. Before, it was sour, sour. Come! La-la-la …”

“Mr Thalzburg!”

“Miss Trevor?”

“There was an awfully thweet fox-trot you used to play us. I do wish …”

“Some other time, some other time! Now we must work. Come! La-la-la …”

“I wish you could have heard it, girls,” said the cherub regretfully.
“Honetht, it wath a lalapalootha!”

The pack broke into full cry.

“Oh, Mr Saltzburg!”

“Please, Mr Saltzburg!”

“Do play the fox-trot, Mr Saltzburg!”

“If it is as good as the varlse,” said the duchess, stooping once more
to the common level, “I am sure it must be very good indeed.” She
powdered her nose. “And one so rarely hears musicianly music nowadays,
does one?”

“Which fox-trot?” asked Mr Saltzburg weakly.

“Play ’em all!” decided a voice on the left.

“Yes, play ’em all,” bayed the pack.

“I am sure that that would be charming,” agreed the duchess, replacing
her powder-puff.

Mr Saltzburg played ’em all. This man by now seemed entirely lost to
shame. The precious minutes that belonged to his employers and should
have been earmarked for “The Rose of America” flitted by. The ladies
and gentlemen of the ensemble, who should have been absorbing and
learning to deliver the melodies of Roland Trevis and the lyrics of
Otis Pilkington, lolled back in their seats. The yellow-keyed piano
rocked beneath an unprecedented onslaught. The proceedings had begun to
resemble not so much a rehearsal as a home evening, and grateful
glances were cast at the complacent cherub. She had, it was felt, shown
tact and discretion.

Pleasant conversation began again.

“… And I walked a couple of blocks, and there was exactly the same
model in Schwartz and Gulderstein’s window at twenty-six fifty …”

“… He got on at Forty-second Street, and he was kinda fresh from the
start. I could see he was carrying a package. At Sixty-sixth he came
sasshaying right down the car and said ‘Hello, patootie!’ Well, I drew
myself up …”

“… ‘Even if you are my sister’s husband,’ I said to him. Oh, I suppose
I got a temper. It takes a lot to arouse it, y’know, but I c’n get
pretty mad …”

“… You don’t know the half of it, dearie, you don’t know the half of
it! A one-piece bathing suit! Well, you could call it that, but the cop
on the beach said it was more like a baby’s sock. And when …”

“… So I said ‘Listen, Izzy, that’ll be about all from you! My father
was a gentleman, though I don’t suppose you know what that means, and
I’m not accustomed …’”

“Hey!”

A voice from the neighborhood of the door had cut into the babble like
a knife into butter; a rough, rasping voice, loud and compelling, which
caused the conversation of the members of the ensemble to cease on the
instant. Only Mr Saltzburg, now in a perfect frenzy of musicianly
fervor, continued to assault the decrepit piano, unwitting of an
unsympathetic addition to his audience.

“What I play you now is the laughing trio from my second act. It is a
building number. It is sung by tenor, principal comedian, and
soubrette. On the second refrain four girls will come out and two boys.
The girls will dance with the two men, the boys with the soubrette. So!
On the encore, four more girls and two more boys. Third encore,
solo-dance for specialty dancer, all on stage beating time by clapping
their hands. On repeat, all sing refrain once more, and off-encore, the
three principals and specialty dancer dance the dance with entire
chorus. It is a great building number, you understand. It is enough to
make the success of any musical play, but can I get a hearing? No! If I
ask managers to listen to my music, they are busy! If I beg them to
give me a libretto to set, they laugh—ha! ha!” Mr Saltzburg gave a
spirited and lifelike representation of a manager laughing ha-ha when
begged to disgorge a libretto. “Now I play it once more!”

“Like hell you do!” said the voice. “Say, what is this, anyway? A
concert?”

Mr Saltzburg swung round on the music-stool, a startled and
apprehensive man, and nearly fell off it. The divine afflatus left him
like air oozing from a punctured toy-balloon, and, like such a balloon,
he seemed to grow suddenly limp and flat. He stared with fallen jaw at
the new arrival.

Two men had entered the room. One was the long Mr Pilkington. The
other, who looked shorter and stouter than he really was beside his
giraffe-like companion, was a thickset, fleshy man in the early
thirties with a blond, clean-shaven, double-chinned face. He had smooth
yellow hair, an unwholesome complexion, and light green eyes, set close
together. From the edge of the semi-circle about the piano, he glared
menacingly over the heads of the chorus at the unfortunate Mr
Saltzburg,

“Why aren’t these girls working?”

Mr Saltzburg, who had risen nervously from his stool, backed away
apprehensively from his gaze, and, stumbling over the stool, sat down
abruptly on the piano, producing a curious noise like Futurist music.

“I—We—Why, Mr Goble …”

Mr Goble turned his green gaze on the concert audience, and spread
discomfort as if it were something liquid which he was spraying through
a hose. The girls who were nearest looked down flutteringly at their
shoes: those further away concealed themselves behind their neighbors.
Even the duchess, who prided herself on being the possessor of a stare
of unrivalled haughtiness, before which the fresh quailed and those who
made breaks subsided in confusion, was unable to meet his eyes: and the
willowy friend of Izzy, for all her victories over that monarch of the
hat-checks, bowed before it like a slim tree before a blizzard.

Only Jill returned the manager’s gaze. She was seated on the outer rim
of the semi-circle, and she stared frankly at Mr Goble. She had never
seen anything like him before, and he fascinated her. This behavior on
her part singled her out from the throng, and Mr Goble concentrated his
attention on her.

For some seconds he stood looking at her; then, raising a stubby
finger, he let his eye travel over the company, and seemed to be
engrossed in some sort of mathematical calculation.

“Thirteen,” he said at length. “I make it thirteen.” He rounded on Mr
Pilkington. “I told you we were going to have a chorus of twelve.”

Mr Pilkington blushed and stumbled over his feet.

“Ah, yes … yes,” he murmured vaguely. “Yes!”

“Well, there are thirteen here. Count ’em for yourself.” He whipped
round on Jill. “What’s _your_ name? Who engaged you?”

A croaking sound from the neighborhood of the ceiling indicated the
clearing of Mr Pilkington’s throat.

“I—er—_I_ engaged Miss Mariner, Mr Goble.”

“Oh, _you_ engaged her?”

He stared again at Jill. The inspection was long and lingering, and
affected Jill with a sense of being inadequately clothed. She returned
the gaze as defiantly as she could, but her heart was beating fast. She
had never yet beer frightened of any man, but there was something
reptilian about this fat, yellow-haired individual which disquieted
her; much as cockroaches had done in her childhood. A momentary thought
flashed through her mind that it would be horrible to be touched by
him. He looked soft and glutinous.

“All right,” said Mr Goble at last, after what seemed to Jill many
minutes. He nodded to Mr Saltzburg. “Get on with it! And try working a
little this time! I don’t hire you to give musical entertainments.”

“Yes, Mr Goble, yes. I mean no, Mr Goble!”

“You can have the Gotham stage this afternoon,” said Mr Goble. “Call
the rehearsal for two sharp.”

Outside the door, he turned to Mr Pilkington.

“That was a fool trick of yours, hiring that girl. Thirteen! I’d as
soon walk under a ladder on a Friday as open in New York with a chorus
of thirteen. Well, it don’t matter. We can fire one of ’em after we’ve
opened on the road.” He mused for a moment. “Darned pretty girl, that!”
he went on meditatively. “Where did you get her?”

“She—ah—came into the office, when you were out. She struck me as being
essentially the type we required for our ensemble, so I—er—engaged her.
She—” Mr Pilkington gulped. “She is a charming, refined girl!”

“She’s darned pretty,” admitted Mr Goble, and went on his way wrapped
in thought, Mr Pilkington following timorously. It was episodes like
the one that had just concluded which made Otis Pilkington wish that he
possessed a little more assertion. He regretted wistfully that he was
not one of those men who can put their hat on the side of their heads
and shoot out their chins and say to the world “Well, what about it!”
He was bearing the financial burden of this production. If it should be
a failure, his would be the loss. Yet somehow this coarse, rough person
in front of him never seemed to allow him a word in the executive
policy of the piece. He treated him as a child. He domineered and he
shouted, and behaved as if he were in sole command. Mr Pilkington
sighed. He rather wished he had never gone into this undertaking.

Inside the room, Mr Saltzburg wiped his forehead, spectacles, and his
hands. He had the aspect of one wakes from a dreadful dream.

“Childrun!” he whispered brokenly. “Childrun! If yoll please, once
more. Act One, Opening Chorus. Come! La-la-la!”

“La-la-la!” chanted the subdued members of the ensemble.

§ 2.

By the time the two halves of the company, ensemble and principals,
melted into one complete whole, the novelty of her new surroundings had
worn off, and Jill was feeling that there had never been a time when
she had not been one of a theatrical troupe, rehearsing. The pleasant
social gatherings round Mr Saltzburg’s piano gave way after a few days
to something far less agreeable and infinitely more strenuous, the
breaking-in of the dances under the supervision of the famous Johnson
Miller. Johnson Miller was a little man with snow-white hair and the
india-rubber physique of a juvenile acrobat. Nobody knew actually how
old he was, but he certainly looked much too advanced in years to be
capable of the feats of endurance which he performed daily. He had the
untiring enthusiasm of a fox-terrier, and had bullied and scolded more
companies along the rocky road that leads to success than any
half-dozen dance-directors in the country, in spite of his handicap in
being almost completely deaf. He had an almost miraculous gift of
picking up the melodies for which it was his business to design dances,
without apparently hearing them. He seemed to absorb them through the
pores. He had a blunt and arbitrary manner, and invariably spoke his
mind frankly and honestly—a habit which made him strangely popular in a
profession where the language of equivoque is cultivated almost as
sedulously as in the circles of international diplomacy. What Johnson
Miller said to your face was official, not subject to revision as soon
as your back was turned: and people appreciated this.

Izzy’s willowy friend summed him up one evening when the ladies of the
ensemble were changing their practise-clothes after a particularly
strenuous rehearsal, defending him against the Southern girl, who
complained that he made her tired.

“You bet he makes you tired,” she said. “So he does me. I’m losing my
girlish curves, and I’m so stiff I can’t lace my shoes. But he knows
his business and he’s on the level, which is more than you can say of
most of these guys in the show business.”

“That’s right,” agreed the Southern girl’s blonde friend. “He does know
his business. He’s put over any amount of shows which would have
flopped like dogs without him to stage the numbers.”

The duchess yawned. Rehearsing always bored her, and she had not been
greatly impressed by what she had seen of “The Rose of America.”

“One will be greatly surprised if he can make a success of _this_ show!
I confess I find it perfectly ridiculous.”

“Ithn’t it the limit, honetht!” said the cherub, arranging her golden
hair at the mirror. “It maketh me thick! Why on earth is Ike putting it
on?”

The girl who knew everything—there is always one in every
company—hastened to explain.

“I heard all about that. Ike hasn’t any of his own money in the thing.
He’s getting twenty-five per cent of the show for running it. The angel
is the long fellow you see jumping around. Pilkington his name is.”

“Well, it’ll need to be Rockefeller later on,” said the blonde.

“Oh, they’ll get thomebody down to fixth it after we’ve out on the road
a couple of days,” said the cherub, optimistically. “They alwayth do.
I’ve seen worse shows than this turned into hits. All it wants ith a
new book and lyrics and a different thcore.”

“And a new set of principals,” said the red-headed Babe. “Did you ever
see such a bunch?”

The duchess, with another tired sigh, arched her well-shaped eyebrows
and studied the effect in the mirror.

“One wonders where they pick these persons up,” she assented languidly.
“They remind me of a headline I saw in the paper this morning—‘Tons of
Hams Unfit for Human Consumption.’ Are any of you girls coming my way?
I can give two or three of you a lift in my limousine.”

“Thorry, old dear, and thanks ever so much,” said the cherub, “but I
instructed Clarence, my man, to have the street-car waiting on the
corner, and he’ll be tho upset if I’m not there.”

Nelly had an engagement to go and help one of the other girls buy a
Spring suit, a solemn rite which it is impossible to conduct by
oneself: and Jill and the cherub walked to the corner together. Jill
had become very fond of the little thing since rehearsals began. She
reminded her of a London sparrow. She was so small and perky and so
absurdly able to take care of herself.

“Limouthine!” snorted the cherub. The duchess’ concluding speech
evidently still rankled. “She gives me a pain in the gizthard!”

“Hasn’t she got a limousine?” asked Jill.

“Of course she hasn’t. She’s engaged to be married to a demonstrator in
the Speedwell Auto Company, and he thneaks off when he can get away and
gives her joy-rides. That’s all the limousine she’s got. It beats me
why girls in the show business are alwayth tho crazy to make themselves
out vamps with a dozen millionaires on a string. If Mae wouldn’t
four-flush and act like the Belle of the Moulin Rouge, she’d be the
nithest girl you ever met. She’s mad about the fellow she’s engaged to,
and wouldn’t look at all the millionaires in New York if you brought
’em to her on a tray. She’s going to marry him as thoon as he’s thaved
enough to buy the furniture, and then she’ll thettle down in Harlem
thomewhere and cook and mind the baby and regularly be one of the lower
middle classes. All that’s wrong with Mae ith that she’s read Gingery
Stories and thinkth that’s the way a girl has to act when she’th in the
chorus.”

“That’s funny,” said Jill. “I should never have thought it. I swallowed
the limousine whole.”

The cherub looked at her curiously. Jill puzzled her. Jill had, indeed,
been the subject of much private speculation among her colleagues.

“This is your first show, ithn’t it?” she asked.

“Yes.”

“Thay, what are you doing in the chorus, anyway?”

“Getting scolded by Mr Miller mostly, it seems to me.”

“Thcolded by Mr Miller! Why didn’t you say ‘bawled out by Johnny?’
That’th what any of the retht of us would have said.”

“Well, I’ve lived most of my life in England. You can’t expect me to
talk the language yet.”

“I thought you were English. You’ve got an acthent like the fellow who
plays the dude in thith show. Thay, why did you ever get into the show
business?”

“Well … well, why did you? Why does anybody?”

“Why did I? Oh, I belong there. I’m a regular Broadway rat. I wouldn’t
be happy anywhere elthe. I was born in the show business. I’ve got two
thithters in the two-a-day and a brother in thtock out in California
and dad’s one of the betht comedians on the burlethque wheel. But any
one can thee you’re different. There’s no reathon why you should be
bumming around in the chorus.”

“But there is. I’ve no money, and I can’t do anything to make it.”

“Honetht?”

“Honest.”

“That’s tough.” The cherub pondered, her round eyes searching Jill’s
face. “Why don’t you get married?”

Jill laughed.

“Nobody’s asked me.”

“Somebody thoon will. At least, if he’s on the level, and I think he
is. You can generally tell by the look of a guy, and, if you ask me,
friend Pilkington’s got the license in hith pocket and the ring all
ordered and everything.”

“Pilkington!” cried Jill, aghast.

She remembered certain occasions during rehearsals, when, while the
chorus idled in the body of the theatre and listened to the principals
working at their scenes, the elongated Pilkington had suddenly appeared
in the next seat and conversed sheepishly in a low voice. Could this be
love? If so, it was a terrible nuisance. Jill had had her experience in
London of enamoured young men who, running true to national form,
declined to know when they were beaten, and she had not enjoyed the
process of cooling their ardor. She had a kind heart, and it distressed
her to give pain. It also got on her nerves to be dogged by stricken
males who tried to catch her eye in order that she might observe their
broken condition. She recalled one house-party in Wales where it rained
all the time and she had been cooped up with a victim who kept popping
out from obscure corners and beginning all his pleas with the words “I
say, you know … !” She trusted that Otis Pilkington was not proposing
to conduct a wooing on those lines. Yet he had certainly developed a
sinister habit of popping out at the theatre. On several occasions he
had startled her by appearing at her side as if he had come up out of a
trap.

“Oh, no!” cried Jill.

“Oh, yeth!” insisted the cherub, waving imperiously to an approaching
street-car. “Well, I must be getting uptown. I’ve got a date. Thee you
later.”

“I’m sure you’re mistaken.”

“I’m not.”

“But what makes you think so?”

The cherub placed a hand on the rail of the car, preparatory to
swinging herself on board.

“Well, for one thing,” she said, “he’th been stalking you like an
Indian ever since we left the theatre! Look behind you. Good-bye,
honey. Thend me a piece of the cake!”

The street-car bore her away. The last that Jill saw of her was a wide
and amiable grin. Then, turning, she beheld the snake-like form of Otis
Pilkington towering at her side.

Mr Pilkington seemed nervous but determined. His face was half hidden
by the silk scarf that muffled his throat, for he was careful of his
health and had a fancied tendency to bronchial trouble. Above the scarf
a pair of mild eyes gazed down at Jill through their
tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles. It was hopeless for Jill to try to
tell herself that the tender gleam behind the glass was not the
love-light in Otis Pilkington’s eyes. The truth was too obvious.

“Good evening, Miss Mariner,” said Mr Pilkington, his voice sounding
muffled and far away through the scarf. “Are you going up-town?”

“No, down-town,” said Jill quickly.

“So am I,” said Mr Pilkington.

Jill felt annoyed, but helpless. It is difficult to bid a tactful
farewell to a man who has stated his intention of going in the same
direction as yourself. There was nothing for it but to accept the
unspoken offer of Otis Pilkington’s escort. They began to walk down
Broadway together.

“I suppose you are tired after the rehearsal?” enquired Mr Pilkington
in his precise voice. He always spoke as if he were weighing each word
and clipping it off a reel.

“A little. Mr Miller is very enthusiastic.”

“About the piece?” Her companion spoke eagerly.

“No; I meant hard-working.”

“Has he said anything about the piece?”

“Well, no. You see, he doesn’t confide in us a great deal, except to
tell us his opinion of the way we do the steps. I don’t think we
impress him very much, to judge from what he says. But the girls say he
always tells every chorus he rehearses that it is the worst he ever had
anything to do with.”

“And the chor—the—er—ladies of the ensemble? What do they think of the
piece?”

“Well, I don’t suppose they are very good judges, are they?” said Jill
diplomatically.

“You mean they do not like it?”

“Some of them don’t seem quite to understand it.”

Mr Pilkington was silent for a moment.

“I am beginning to wonder myself whether it may not be a little over
the heads of the public,” he said ruefully. “When it was first
performed …”

“Oh, has it been done before?”

“By amateurs, yes, at the house of my aunt, Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim, at
Newport, last Summer. In aid of the Armenian orphans. It was
extraordinarily well received on that occasion. We nearly made our
expenses. It was such a success that—I feel I can confide in you. I
should not like this repeated to your—your—the other ladies—it was such
a success that, against my aunt’s advice, I decided to give it a
Broadway production. Between ourselves, I am shouldering practically
all the expenses of the undertaking. Mr Goble has nothing to do with
the financial arrangements of ‘The Rose of America.’ Those are entirely
in my hands. Mr Goble, in return for a share in the profits, is giving
us the benefit of his experience as regards the management and booking
of the piece. I have always had the greatest faith in it. Trevis and I
wrote it when we were in college together, and all our friends thought
it exceptionally brilliant. My aunt, as I say, was opposed to the
venture. She holds the view that I am not a good man of business. In a
sense, perhaps, she is right. Temperamentally, no doubt, I am more the
artist. But I was determined to show the public something superior to
the so-called Broadway successes, which are so terribly trashy.
Unfortunately, I am beginning to wonder whether it is possible, with
the crude type of actor at one’s disposal in this country, to give a
really adequate performance of such a play as ‘The Rose of America.’
These people seem to miss the spirit of the piece, its subtle
topsy-turvy humor, its delicate whimsicality. This afternoon,” Mr
Pilkington choked. “This afternoon I happened to overhear two of the
principals, who were not aware that I was within earshot, discussing
the play. One of them—these people express themselves curiously—one of
them said that he thought it a quince: and the other described it as a
piece of gorgonzola cheese! That is not the spirit that wins success!”

Jill was feeling immensely relieved. After all, it seemed, this poor
young man merely wanted sympathy, not romance. She had been mistaken,
she felt, about that gleam in his eyes. It was not the love-light: it
was the light of panic. He was the author of the play. He had sunk a
large sum of money in its production, he had heard people criticizing
it harshly, and he was suffering from what her colleagues in the chorus
would have called cold feet. It was such a human emotion and he seemed
so like an overgrown child pleading to be comforted that her heart
warmed to him. Relief melted her defences. And when, on their arrival
at Thirty-fourth Street Mr Pilkington suggested that she partake of a
cup of tea at his apartment, which was only a couple of blocks away off
Madison Avenue, she accepted the invitation without hesitating.

On the way to his apartment Mr Pilkington continued in the minor key.
He was a great deal more communicative than she herself would have been
to such a comparative stranger as she was, but she knew that men were
often like this. Over in London, she had frequently been made the
recipient of the most intimate confidences by young men whom she had
met for the first time the same evening at a dance. She had been forced
to believe that there was something about her personality that acted on
a certain type of man like the crack in the dam, setting loose the
surging flood of their eloquence. To this class Otis Pilkington
evidently belonged: for, once started, he withheld nothing.

“It isn’t that I’m dependent on Aunt Olive or anything like that,” he
vouchsafed, as he stirred the tea in his Japanese-print hung studio.
“But you know how it is. Aunt Olive is in a position to make it very
unpleasant for me if I do anything foolish. At present, I have reason
to know that she intends to leave me practically all that she
possesses. Millions!” said Mr Pilkington, handing Jill a cup. “I assure
you, millions! But there is a hard commercial strain in her. It would
have the most prejudicial effect upon her if, especially after she had
expressly warned me against it, I were to lose a great deal of money
over this production. She is always complaining that I am not a
business man like my late uncle. Mr Waddesleigh Peagrim made a fortune
in smoked hams.” Mr Pilkington looked at the Japanese prints, and
shuddered slightly. “Right up to the time of his death he was urging me
to go into the business. I could not have endured it. But, when I heard
those two men discussing the play, I almost wished that I had done so.”

Jill was now completely disarmed. She would almost have patted this
unfortunate young man’s head, if she could have reached it.

“I shouldn’t worry about the piece,” she said. “I’ve read somewhere or
heard somewhere that it’s the surest sign of a success when actors
don’t like a play.”

Mr Pilkington drew his chair an imperceptible inch nearer.

“How sympathetic you are!”

Jill perceived with chagrin that she had been mistaken after all. It
_was_ the love-light. The tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles sprayed it
all over her like a couple of searchlights. Otis Pilkington was looking
exactly like a sheep, and she knew from past experience that that was
the infallible sign. When young men looked like that, it was time to
go.

“I’m afraid I must be off,” she said. “Thank you so much for giving me
tea. I shouldn’t be a bit afraid about the play. I’m sure it’s going to
be splendid. Good-bye.”

“You aren’t going already?”

“I must. I’m very late as it is. I promised …”

Whatever fiction Jill might have invented to the detriment of her soul
was interrupted by a ring at the bell. The steps of Mr Pilkington’s
Japanese servant crossing the hall came faintly to the sitting-room.

“Mr Pilkington in?”

Otis Pilkington motioned pleadingly to Jill.

“Don’t go!” he urged. “It’s only a man I know. He has probably come to
remind me that I am dining with him tonight. He won’t stay a minute.
Please don’t go.”

Jill sat down. She had no intention of going now. The cheery voice at
the front door had been the cheery voice of her long-lost uncle, Major
Christopher Selby.



CHAPTER TWELVE


§ 1.

Uncle Chris walked breezily into the room, flicking a jaunty glove. He
stopped short on seeing that Mr Pilkington was not alone.

“Oh, I beg your pardon! I understood …” He peered at Jill uncertainly.
Mr Pilkington affected a dim, artistic lighting-system in his studio,
and people who entered from the great outdoors generally had to take
time to accustom their eyes to it. “If you’re engaged …”

“Er—allow me … Miss Mariner … Major Selby.”

“Hullo, Uncle Chris!” said Jill.

“God bless my soul!” ejaculated that startled gentleman adventurer, and
collapsed onto a settee as if his legs had been mown from under him.

“I’ve been looking for you all over New York,” said Jill.

Mr Pilkington found himself unequal to the intellectual pressure of the
conversation.

“Uncle Chris?” he said with a note of feeble enquiry in his voice.

“Major Selby is my uncle.”

“Are you sure?” said Mr Pilkington. “I mean …”

Not being able to ascertain, after a moment’s self-examination, what he
did mean, he relapsed into silence.

“Whatever are you doing here?” asked Uncle Chris.

“I’ve been having tea with Mr Pilkington.”

“But … but why Mr Pilkington?”

“Well, he invited me.”

“But how do you know him?”

“We met at the theatre.”

“Theatre?”

Otis Pilkington recovered his power of speech.

“Miss Mariner is rehearsing with a little play in which I am
interested,” he explained.

Uncle Chris half rose from the settee. He blinked twice in rapid
succession. Jill had never seen him so shaken from his customary poise.

“Don’t tell me you have gone on the stage, Jill!”

“I have. I’m in the chorus …”

“Ensemble,” corrected Mr Pilkington softly.

“I’m in the ensemble of a piece called ‘The Rose of America.’ We’ve
been rehearsing for ever so long.”

Uncle Chris digested this information in silence for a moment. He
pulled at his short mustache.

“Why, of course!” he said at length. Jill, who know him so well, could
tell by the restored ring of cheeriness in his tone that he was himself
again. He had dealt with this situation in his mind and was prepared to
cope with it. The surmise was confirmed the next instant when he rose
and stationed himself in front of the fire. Mr Pilkington detested
steam-heat and had scoured the city till he had found a studio
apartment with an open fireplace. Uncle Chris spread his legs and
expanded his chest. “Of course,” he said. “I remember now that you told
me in your letter that you were thinking of going on the stage. My
niece,” explained Uncle Chris to the attentive Mr Pilkington, “came
over from England on a later boat. I was not expecting her for some
weeks. Hence my surprise at meeting her here. Of course. You told me
that you intended to go on the stage, and I strongly recommended you to
begin at the bottom of the ladder and learn the ground-work thoroughly
before you attempted higher flights.”

“Oh, that was it?” said Mr Pilkington. He had been wondering.

“There is no finer training,” resumed Uncle Chris, completely at his
ease once more, “than the chorus. How many of the best-known actresses
in America began in that way! Dozens. Dozens. If I were giving advice
to any young girl with theatrical aspirations, I should say ‘Begin in
the chorus!’ On the other hand,” he proceeded, turning to Pilkington,
“I think it would be just as well if you would not mention the fact of
my niece being in that position to Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim. She might
not understand.”

“Exactly,” assented Mr Pilkington.

“The term ‘chorus’…”

“I dislike it intensely myself.”

“It suggests …”

“Precisely.”

Uncle Chris inflated his chest again, well satisfied.

“Capital!” he said. “Well, I only dropped in to remind you, my boy,
that you and your aunt are dining with me tonight. I was afraid a busy
man like you might forget.”

“I was looking forward to it,” said Mr Pilkington, charmed at the
description.

“You remember the address? Nine East Forty-First Street. I have moved,
you remember.”

“So that was why I couldn’t find you at the other place,” said Jill.
“The man at the door said he had never heard of you.”

“Stupid idiot!” said Uncle Chris testily. “These New York hall-porters
are recruited entirely from homes for the feeble-minded. I suppose he
was a new man. Well, Pilkington, my boy, I shall expect you at seven
o’clock. Goodbye till then. Come, Jill.”

“Good-bye, Mr Pilkington,” said Jill.

“Good-bye for the present, Miss Mariner,” said Mr Pilkington, bending
down to take her hand. The tortoiseshell spectacles shot a last soft
beam at her.

As the front door closed behind them, Uncle Chris heaved a sigh of
relief.

“Whew! I think I handled that little contretemps with diplomacy! A
certain amount of diplomacy, I think!”

“If you mean,” said Jill severely, “that you told some disgraceful fibs
…”

“Fibs, my dear,—or shall we say, artistic mouldings of the unshapely
clay of truth—are the … how shall I put it?… Well, anyway, they come in
dashed handy. It would never have done for Mrs Peagrim to have found
out that you were in the chorus. If she discovered that my niece was in
the chorus, she would infallibly suspect me of being an adventurer. And
while,” said Uncle Chris meditatively, “of course I _am_, it is nice to
have one’s little secrets. The good lady has had a rooted distaste for
girls in that perfectly honorable but maligned profession ever since
our long young friend back there was sued for breach of promise by a
member of a touring company in his sophomore year at college. We all
have our prejudices. That is hers. However, I think we may rely on our
friend to say nothing about the matter … But why did you do it? My dear
child, whatever induced you to take such a step?”

Jill laughed.

“That’s practically what Mr Miller said to me when we were rehearsing
one of the dances this afternoon, only he put it differently.” She
linked her arm in his. “What else could I do? I was alone in New York
with the remains of that twenty dollars you sent me and no more in
sight.”

“But why didn’t you stay down at Brookport with your Uncle Elmer?”

“Have you ever seen my Uncle Elmer?”

“No. Curiously enough, I never have.”

“If you had, you wouldn’t ask. Brookport! Ugh! I left when they tried
to get me to understudy the hired man, who had resigned.”

“What!”

“Yes, they got tired of supporting me in the state to which I was
accustomed—I don’t blame them!—so they began to find ways of making me
useful about the home. I didn’t mind reading to Aunt Julia, and I could
just stand taking Tibby for walks. But, when it came to shoveling snow,
I softly and silently vanished away.”

“But I can’t understand all this. I suggested to your
uncle—diplomatically—that you had large private means.”

“I know you did. And he spent all his time showing me over houses and
telling me I could have them for a hundred thousand dollars cash down.”
Jill bubbled. “You should have seen his face when I told him that
twenty dollars was all I had in the world!”

“You didn’t tell him that!”

“I did.”

Uncle Chris shook his head, like an indulgent father disappointed in a
favorite child.

“You’re a dear girl, Jill, but really you do seem totally lacking in …
how shall I put it?—finesse. Your mother was just the same. A sweet
woman, but with no diplomacy, no notion of _handling_ a situation. I
remember her as a child giving me away hopelessly on one occasion after
we had been at the jam-cupboard. She did not mean any harm, but she was
constitutionally incapable of a tactful negative at the right time.”
Uncle Chris brooded for a moment on the past. “Oh, well, it’s a very
fine trait, no doubt, though inconvenient. I don’t blame you for
leaving Brookport if you weren’t happy there. But I wish you had
consulted me before going on the stage.”

“Shall I strike this man?” asked Jill of the world at large. “How could
I consult you? My darling, precious uncle, don’t you realize that you
had vanished into thin air, leaving me penniless? I had to do
something. And, now that we are on the subject, perhaps you will
explain your movements. Why did you write to me from that place on
Fifty-Seventh Street if you weren’t there?”

Uncle Chris cleared his throat.

“In a sense … when I wrote … I was there.”

“I suppose that means something, but it’s beyond me. I’m not nearly as
intelligent as you think, Uncle Chris, so you’ll have to explain.”

“Well, it was this way, my dear. I was in a peculiar position you must
remember. I had made a number of wealthy friends on the boat and it is
possible that—unwittingly—I gave them the impression that I was as
comfortably off as themselves. At any rate, that is the impression they
gathered, and it hardly seemed expedient to correct it. For it is a
deplorable trait in the character of the majority of rich people that
they only—er—expand,—they only show the best and most companionable
side of themselves to those whom they imagine to be as wealthy as they
are. Well, of course, while one was on the boat, the fact that I was
sailing under what a purist might have termed false colors did not
matter. The problem was how to keep up the—er—innocent deception after
we had reached New York. A woman like Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim—a ghastly
creature, my dear, all front teeth and exuberance, but richer than the
Sub-Treasury—looks askance at a man, however agreeable, if he endeavors
to cement a friendship begun on board ship from a cheap boarding-house
on Amsterdam Avenue. It was imperative that I should find something in
the nature of what I might call a suitable base of operations. Fortune
played into my hands. One of the first men I met in New York was an old
soldier-servant of mine, to whom I had been able to do some kindnesses
in the old days. In fact—it shows how bread cast upon the waters
returns to us after many days—it was with the assistance of a small
loan from me that he was enabled to emigrate to America. Well, I met
this man, and, after a short conversation, he revealed the fact that he
was the hall-porter at that apartment-house which you visited, the one
on Fifty-Seventh Street. At this time of the year, I knew, many wealthy
people go south, to Florida and the Carolinas, and it occurred to me
that there might be a vacant apartment in his building. There was. I
took it.”

“But how on earth could you afford to pay for an apartment in a place
like that?”

Uncle Chris coughed.

“I didn’t say I paid for it. I said I took it. That is, as one might
say, the point of my story. My old friend, grateful for favors received
and wishing to do me a good turn consented to become my accomplice in
another—er—innocent deception. I gave my friends the address and
telephone number of the apartment-house, living the while myself in
surroundings of a somewhat humbler and less expensive character. I
called every morning for letters. If anybody rang me up on the
telephone, the admirable man answered in the capacity of my servant,
took a message, and relayed it on to me at my boarding-house. If
anybody called, he merely said that I was out. There wasn’t a flaw in
the whole scheme, my dear, and its chief merit was its beautiful
simplicity.”

“Then what made you give it up? Conscience?”

“Conscience never made me give up _anything_,” said Uncle Chris firmly.
“No, there were a hundred chances to one against anything going wrong,
and it was the hundredth that happened. When you have been in New York
longer, you will realize that one peculiarity of the place is that the
working-classes are in a constant state of flux. On Monday you meet a
plumber. Ah! you say, A plumber! Capital! On the following Thursday you
meet him again, and he is a car-conductor. Next week he will be
squirting soda in a drug-store. It’s the fault of these dashed
magazines, with their advertisements of correspondence courses—Are You
Earning All You Should?—Write To Us and Learn Chicken-Farming By Mail …
It puts wrong ideas into the fellows’ heads. It unsettles them. It was
so in this case. Everything was going swimmingly, when my man suddenly
conceived the idea that destiny had intended him for a
chauffeur-gardener, and he threw up his position!”

“Leaving you homeless!”

“As you say, homeless—temporarily. But, fortunately,—I have been
amazingly lucky all through; it really does seem as if you cannot keep
a good man down—fortunately my friend had a friend who was janitor at a
place on East Forty-First Street, and by a miracle of luck the only
apartment in the building was empty. It is an office-building, but,
like some of these places, it has one small bachelor’s apartment on the
top floor.”

“And you are the small bachelor?”

“Precisely. My friend explained matters to his friend—a few financial
details were satisfactorily arranged—and here I am, perfectly happy
with the cosiest little place in the world, rent free. I am even better
off than I was before, as a matter of fact, for my new ally’s wife is
an excellent cook, and I have been enabled to give one or two very
pleasant dinners at my new home. It lends verisimilitude to the thing
if you can entertain a little. If you are never in when people call,
they begin to wonder. I am giving dinner to your friend Pilkington and
Mrs Peagrim there tonight. Homey, delightful, and infinitely cheaper
than a restaurant.”

“And what will you do when the real owner of the place walks in in the
middle of dinner?”

“Out of the question. The janitor informs me that he left for England
some weeks ago, intending to make a stay of several months.”

“Well, you certainly think of everything.”

“Whatever success I may have achieved,” replied Uncle Chris, with the
dignity of a Captain of Industry confiding in an interviewer, “I
attribute to always thinking of everything.”

Jill gurgled with laughter. There was that about her uncle which always
acted on her moral sense like an opiate, lulling it to sleep and
preventing it from rising up and becoming critical. If he had stolen a
watch and chain, he would somehow have succeeded in convincing her that
he had acted for the best under the dictates of a benevolent altruism.

“What success _have_ you achieved?” she asked, interested. “When you
left me, you were on your way to find a fortune. Did you find it?”

“I have not actually placed my hands upon it yet,” admitted Uncle
Chris. “But it is hovering in the air all round me. I can hear the
beating of the wings of the dollar-bills as they flutter to and fro,
almost within reach. Sooner or later I shall grab them. I never forget,
my dear, that I have a task before me,—to restore to you the money of
which I deprived you. Some day—be sure—I shall do it. Some day you will
receive a letter from me, containing a large sum—five thousand—ten
thousand—twenty thousand—whatever it may be, with the simple words
‘First Instalment’.” He repeated the phrase, as if it pleased him.
“First Instalment!”

Jill hugged his arm. She was in the mood in which she used to listen to
him ages ago telling her fairy stories.

“Go on!” she cried. “Go on! It’s wonderful! Once upon a time Uncle
Chris was walking along Fifth Avenue, when he happened to meet a poor
old woman gathering sticks for firewood. She looked so old and tired
that he was sorry for her, so he gave her ten cents which he had
borrowed from the janitor, and suddenly she turned into a beautiful
girl and said ‘I am a fairy! In return for your kindness I grant you
three wishes!’ And Uncle Chris thought for a moment, and said, ‘I want
twenty thousand dollars to send to Jill!’ And the fairy said, ‘It shall
be attended to. And the next article?’”

“It is all very well to joke,” protested Uncle Chris, pained by this
flippancy, “but let me tell you that I shall not require magic
assistance to become a rich man. Do you realize that at houses like Mrs
Waddesleigh Peagrim’s I am meeting men all the time who have only to
say one little word to make me a millionaire? They are fat, gray men
with fishy eyes and large waistcoats, and they sit smoking cigars and
brooding on what they are going to do to the market next day. If I were
a mind-reader I could have made a dozen fortunes by now. I sat opposite
that old pirate, Bruce Bishop, for over an hour the very day before he
and his gang sent Consolidated Pea-Nuts down twenty points! If I had
known what was in the wind, I doubt if I could have restrained myself
from choking his intentions out of the fellow. Well, what I am trying
to point out is that one of these days one of these old oysters will
have a fleeting moment of human pity and disgorge some tip on which I
can act. It is that reflection that keeps me so constantly at Mrs
Peagrim’s house.” Uncle Chris shivered slightly. “A fearsome woman, my
dear! Weighs a hundred and eighty pounds and as skittish as a young
lamb in springtime! She makes me dance with her!” Uncle Chris’ lips
quivered in a spasm of pain, and he was silent for a moment. “Thank
heaven I was once a footballer!” he said reverently.

“But what do you live on?” asked Jill. “I know you are going to be a
millionaire next Tuesday week, but how are you getting along in the
meantime?”

Uncle Chris coughed.

“Well, as regards actual living expenses, I have managed by a shrewd
business stroke to acquire a small but sufficient income. I live in a
boarding-house—true—but I contrive to keep the wolf away from its
door,—which, by the by, badly needs a lick of paint. Have you ever
heard of Nervino?”

“I don’t think so. It sounds like a patent medicine.”

“It is a patent medicine.” Uncle Chris stopped and looked anxiously at
her. “Jill, you’re looking pale, my dear.”

“Am I? We had rather a tiring rehearsal.”

“Are you sure,” said Uncle Chris seriously, “that it is only that? Are
you sure that your vitality has not become generally lowered by the
fierce rush of metropolitan life? Are you aware of the things that can
happen to you if you allow the red corpuscles of your blood to become
devitalised? I had a friend …”

“Stop! You’re scaring me to death!”

Uncle Chris gave his mustache a satisfied twirl. “Just what I meant to
do, my dear. And, when I had scared you sufficiently—you wouldn’t wait
for the story of my consumptive friend! Pity! It’s one of my best!—I
should have mentioned that I had been having much the same trouble
myself until lately, but the other day I happened to try Nervino, the
great specific … I was giving you an illustration of myself in action,
my dear. I went to these Nervino people—happened to see one of their
posters and got the idea in a flash—I went to them and said, ‘Here am
I, a presentable man of persuasive manners and a large acquaintance
among the leaders of New York Society. What would it be worth to you to
have me hint from time to time at dinner parties and so forth that
Nervino is the rich man’s panacea?’ I put the thing lucidly to them. I
said, ‘No doubt you have a thousand agents in the city, but have you
one who does not look like an agent and won’t talk like an agent? Have
you one who is inside the houses of the wealthy, at their very
dinner-tables, instead of being on the front step, trying to hold the
door open with his foot? That is the point you have to consider.’ They
saw the idea at once. We arranged terms—not as generous as I could
wish, perhaps, but quite ample. I receive a tolerably satisfactory
salary each week, and in return I spread the good word about Nervino in
the gilded palaces of the rich. Those are the people to go for, Jill.
They have been so busy wrenching money away from the widow and the
orphan that they haven’t had time to look after their health. You catch
one of them after dinner, just as he is wondering if he was really wise
in taking two helpings of the lobster Newburg, and he is clay in your
hands. I draw my chair up to his and become sympathetic and say that I
had precisely the same trouble myself until recently and mention a dear
old friend of mine who died of indigestion, and gradually lead the
conversation round to Nervino. I don’t force it on them. I don’t even
ask them to try it. I merely point to myself, rosy with health, and say
that I owe everything to it, and the thing is done. They thank me
profusely and scribble the name down on their shirt-cuffs. And there
your are! I don’t suppose,” said Uncle Chris philosophically, “that the
stuff can do them any actual harm.”

They had come to the corner of Forty-first Street. Uncle Chris felt in
his pocket and produced a key.

“If you want to go and take a look at my little nest, you can let
yourself in. It’s on the twenty-second floor. Don’t fail to go out on
the roof and look at the view. It’s worth seeing. It will give you some
idea of the size of the city. A wonderful, amazing city, my dear, full
of people who need Nervino. I shall go on and drop in at the club for
half an hour. They have given me a fortnight’s card at the Avenue.
Capital place. Here’s the key.”

Jill turned down Forty-first Street, and came to a mammoth structure of
steel and stone which dwarfed the modest brown houses beside it into
nothingness. It was curious to think of a private apartment nestling on
the summit of this mountain. She went in, and the elevator shot her
giddily upwards to the twenty-second floor. She found herself facing a
short flight of stone steps, ending in a door. She mounted the steps,
tried the key, and, turning it, entered a hall-way. Proceeding down the
passage, she reached a sitting-room.

It was a small room, but furnished with a solid comfort which soothed
her. For the first time since she had arrived in New York, she had the
sense of being miles away from the noise and bustle of the city. There
was a complete and restful silence. She was alone in a nest of books
and deep chairs, on which a large grandfather-clock looked down with
that wide-faced benevolence peculiar to its kind. So peaceful was this
eyrie, perched high up above the clamor and rattle of civilization,
that every nerve in her body seemed to relax in a delicious content. It
was like being in Peter Pan’s house in the tree-tops.

§ 2.

Jill possessed in an unusual degree that instinct for exploration which
is implanted in most of us. She was frankly inquisitive, and could
never be two minutes in a strange room without making a tour of it and
examining its books, pictures, and photographs. Almost at once she
began to prowl.

The mantelpiece was her first objective. She always made for other
people’s mantelpieces, for there, more than anywhere else, is the
character of a proprietor revealed. This mantelpiece was sprinkled with
photographs, large, small, framed and unframed. In the center of it,
standing all alone and looking curiously out of place among its large
neighbors, was a little snapshot.

It was dark by the mantelpiece. Jill took the photograph, to the
window, where the fading light could fall on it. Why, she could not
have said, but the thing interested her. There was mystery about it. It
seemed in itself so insignificant to have the place of honor.

The snapshot had evidently been taken by an amateur, but it was one of
those lucky successes which happen at rare intervals to amateur
photographers to encourage them to proceed with their hobby. It showed
a small girl in a white dress cut short above slim, black legs,
standing in the porch of an old house, one hand swinging a sunbonnet,
the other patting an Irish terrier which had planted its front paws
against her waist and was looking up into her face with that grave
melancholy characteristic of Irish terriers. The sunlight was evidently
strong, for the child’s face was puckered in a twisted though engaging
grin. Jill’s first thought was “What a jolly kid!” And then, with a
leaping of the heart that seemed to send something big and choking into
her throat, she saw that it was a photograph of herself.

With a swooping bound memory raced back over the years. She could feel
the hot sun on her face, hear the anxious voice of Freddie Rooke—then
fourteen and for the first time the owner of a camera—imploring her to
stand just like that because he wouldn’t be half a minute only some
rotten thing had stuck or something. Then the sharp click, the doubtful
assurance of Freddie that he thought it was all right if he hadn’t
forgotten to shift the film (in which case she might expect to appear
in combination with a cow which he had snapped on his way to the
house), and the relieved disappearance of Pat, the terrier, who didn’t
understand photography. How many years ago had that been? She could not
remember. But Freddie had grown to long-legged manhood, she to an age
of discretion and full-length frocks, Pat had died, the old house was
inhabited by strangers … and here was the silent record of that sun-lit
afternoon, three thousand miles away from the English garden in which
it had come into existence.

The shadows deepened. The top of the great building swayed gently,
causing the pendulum of the grandfather-clock to knock against the
sides of its wooden case. Jill started. The noise, coming after the
dead silence, frightened her till she realized what it was. She had a
nervous feeling of not being alone. It was as if the shadows held
goblins that peered out at the intruder. She darted to the mantelpiece
and replaced the photograph. She felt like some heroine of a
fairy-story meddling with the contents of the giant’s castle. Soon
there would come the sound of a great footstep, thud—thud …

_Thud._

Jill’s heart gave another leap. She was perfectly sure she had heard a
sound. It had been just like the banging of a door. She braced herself,
listening, every muscle tense. And then, cleaving the stillness, came a
voice from down the passage—

“Just see them Pullman porters,
Dolled up with scented waters
Bought with their dimes and quarters!
    See, here they come! Here they come!”


For an instant Jill could not have said whether she was relieved or
more frightened than ever. True, that numbing sense of the uncanny had
ceased to grip her, for Reason told her that spectres do not sing
rag-time songs. On the other hand, owners of apartments do, and she
would almost as readily have faced a spectre as the owner of this
apartment. Dizzily, she wandered how in the world she was to explain
her presence. Suppose he turned out to be some awful, choleric person
who would listen to no explanations.

“Oh, see those starched-up collars!
Hark how their captain hollers
        ‘Keep time! Keep time!’
It’s worth a thousand dollars
To see those tip-collectors …”


Very near now. Almost at the door.

“Those upper-berth inspectors,
Those Pullman porters on parade!”


A dim, shapeless figure in the black of the doorway, scrabbling of
fingers on the wall.

“Where are you, dammit?” said the voice, apparently addressing the
electric-light switch.

Jill shrank back, desperate fingers pressing deep into the back of an
arm-chair. Light flashed from the wall at her side. And there, in the
doorway, stood Wally Mason in his shirt-sleeves.



CHAPTER THIRTEEN


§ 1.

In these days of rapid movement, when existence has become little more
than a series of shocks of varying intensity, astonishment is the
shortest-lived of all the emotions. The human brain has trained itself
to elasticity and recovers its balance in the presence of the
unforeseen with a speed almost miraculous. The man who says ‘I _am_
surprised!’ really means ‘I _was_ surprised a moment ago, but now I
have adjusted myself to the situation.’ There was an instant in which
Jill looked at Wally and Wally at Jill with the eye of total amazement,
and then, almost simultaneously, each began—the process was
sub-conscious—to regard this meeting not as an isolated and
inexplicable event, but as something resulting from a perfectly logical
chain of circumstances. Jill perceived that the presence in the
apartment of that snap-shot of herself should have prepared her for the
discovery that the place belonged to someone who had known her as a
child, and that there was no reason for her to be stunned by the fact
that this someone was Wally Mason. Wally, on his side, knew that Jill
was in New York; and had already decided, erroneously, that she had
found his address in the telephone directory and was paying an ordinary
call. It was, perhaps, a little unusual that she should have got into
the place without ringing the front door bell and that she should be in
his sitting-room in the dark, but these were minor aspects of the
matter. To the main fact, that here she was, he had adjusted his mind,
and, while there was surprise in his voice when he finally spoke, it
was not the surprise of one who suspects himself of seeing visions.

“Hello!” he said.

“Hullo!” said Jill.

It was not a very exalted note on which to pitch the conversation, but
it had the merit of giving each of them a little more time to collect
themselves.

“This is … I wasn’t expecting you!” said Wally.

“I wasn’t expecting _you!_” said Jill.

There was another pause, in which Wally, apparently examining her last
words and turning them over in his mind found that they did not square
with his preconceived theories.

“You weren’t expecting me?”

“I certainly was not!”

“But … but you knew I lived here?”

Jill shook her head. Wally reflected for an instant, and then put his
finger, with a happy inspiration, on the very heart of the mystery.

“Then how on earth did you get here?”

He was glad he had asked that. The sense of unreality which had come to
him in the first startling moment of seeing her and vanished under the
influence of logic had returned as strong as ever. If she did not know
he lived in this place, how in the name of everything uncanny had she
found her way here? A momentary wonder as to whether all this was not
mixed up with telepathy and mental suggestion and all that sort of
thing came to him. Certainly he had been thinking of her all the time
since their parting at the Savoy Hotel that night three weeks and more
back … No, that was absurd. There must be some sounder reason for her
presence. He waited for her to give it.

Jill for the moment felt physically incapable of giving it. She shrank
from the interminable explanation which confronted her as a weary
traveller shrinks from a dusty, far-stretching desert. She simply could
not go into all that now. So she answered with a question.

“When did you land in New York?”

“This afternoon. We were supposed to dock this morning, but the boat
was late.” Wally perceived that he was pushed away from the main point,
and jostled his way to it. “But what are you doing here?”

“It’s such a long story.”

Her voice was plaintive. Remorse smote Wally. It occurred to him that
he had not been sufficiently sympathetic. Not a word had he said on the
subject of her change of fortunes. He had just stood and gaped and
asked questions. After all, what the devil did it matter how she came
to be here? He had anticipated a long and tedious search for her
through the labyrinth of New York, and here Fate had brought her to his
very door, and all he could do was to ask why, instead of being
thankful. He perceived that he was not much of a fellow.

“Never mind,” he said. “You can tell me what you feel like it.” He
looked at her eagerly. Time seemed to have wiped away that little
misunderstanding under the burden of which they had parted. “It’s too
wonderful finding you like this!” He hesitated. “I heard
about—everything,” he said awkwardly.

“My—” Jill hesitated too. “My smash?”

“Yes. Freddie Rooke told me. I was terribly sorry.”

“Thank you,” said Jill.

There was a pause. They were both thinking of that other disaster which
had happened. The presence of Derek Underhill seemed to stand like an
unseen phantom between them. Finally Wally spoke at random, choosing
the first words that came into his head in his desire to break the
silence.

“Jolly place, this, isn’t it?”

Jill perceived that an opening for those tedious explanations had been
granted her.

“Uncle Chris thinks so,” she said demurely.

Wally looked puzzled.

“Uncle Chris? Oh, your uncle?”

“Yes.”

“But—he has never been here.”

“Oh, yes. He’s giving a dinner party here tonight!”

“He’s … what did you say?”

“It’s all right. I only began at the end of the story instead of the
beginning. I’ll tell you the whole thing, then … then I suppose you
will be terribly angry and make a fuss.”

“I’m not much of a lad, as Freddie Rooke would say, for making fusses.
And I can’t imagine being terribly angry with you.”

“Well, I’ll risk it. Though, if I wasn’t a brave girl, I should leave
Uncle Chris to explain for himself and simply run away.”

“Anything is better than that. It’s a miracle meeting you like this,
and I don’t want to be deprived of the fruits of it. Tell me anything,
but don’t go.”

“You’ll be furious.”

“Not with you.”

“I should hope not with me. I’ve done nothing. I am the innocent
heroine. But I’m afraid you will be very angry with Uncle Chris.”

“If he’s your uncle, that passes him. Besides, he once licked the
stuffing out of me with a whangee. That forms a bond. Tell me all.”

Jill considered. She had promised to begin at the beginning, but it was
difficult to know what was the beginning.

“Have you ever heard of Captain Kidd?” she asked at length.

“You’re wandering from the point, aren’t you?”

“No, I’m not. _Have_ you heard of Captain Kidd?”

“The pirate? Of course.”

“Well, Uncle Chris is his direct lineal descendant. That really
explains the whole thing.”

Wally looked at her enquiringly.

“Could you make it a little easier?” he said.

“I can tell you everything in half a dozen words, if you like. But it
will sound awfully abrupt.”

“Go ahead.”

“Uncle Chris has stolen your apartment.”

Wally nodded slowly.

“I see. Stolen my apartment.”

“Of course you can’t possibly understand. I shall have to tell you the
whole thing, after all.”

Wally listened with flattering attention as she began the epic of Major
Christopher Selby’s doings in New York. Whatever his emotions, he
certainly was not bored.

“So that’s how it all happened,” concluded Jill.

For a moment Wally said nothing. He seemed to be digesting what he had
heard.

“I see,” he said at last. “It’s a variant of those advertisements they
print in the magazines. ‘Why pay rent? Own somebody else’s home!’”

“That _does_ rather sum it up,” said Jill.

Wally burst into a roar of laughter.

“He’s a corker!”

Jill was immensely relieved. For all her courageous bearing, she had
not relished the task of breaking the news to Wally. She knew that he
had a sense of humor, but a man may have a sense of humor and yet not
see anything amusing in having his home stolen in his absence.

“I’m so glad you’re not angry.”

“Of course not.”

“Most men would be.”

“Most men are chumps.”

“It’s so wonderful that it happened to be you. Suppose it had been an
utter stranger! What could I have done?”

“It would have been the same thing. You would have won him over in two
minutes. Nobody could resist you.”

“That’s very sweet of you.”

“I can’t help telling the truth. Washington was just the same.”

“Then you don’t mind Uncle Chris giving his dinner-party here tonight?”

“He has my blessing.”

“You really are an angel,” said Jill gratefully. “From what he said, I
think he looks on it as rather an important function. He has invited a
very rich woman, who has been showing him a lot of hospitality,—a Mrs
Peagrim …”

“Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim?”

“Yes? Why, do you know her?”

“Quite well. She goes in a good deal for being Bohemian and knowing
people who write and paint and act and so on. That reminds me. I gave
Freddie Rooke a letter of introduction to her.”

“Freddie Rooke!”

“Yes. He suddenly made up his mind to come over. He came to me for
advice about the journey. He sailed a couple of days before I did. I
suppose he’s somewhere in New York by now, unless he was going on to
Florida. He didn’t tell me what his plans were.”

Jill was conscious of a sudden depression. Much as she liked Freddie,
he belonged to a chapter in her life which was closed and which she was
trying her hardest to forget. It was impossible to think of Freddie
without thinking of Derek, and to think of Derek was like touching an
exposed nerve. The news that Freddie was in New York shocked her. New
York had already shown itself a city of chance encounters. Could she
avoid meeting Freddie?

She knew Freddie so well. There was not a dearer or a better-hearted
youth in the world, but he had not that fine sensibility which pilots a
man through the awkwardnesses of life. He was a blunderer. Instinct
told her that, if she met Freddie, he would talk of Derek, and, if
thinking of Derek was touching an exposed nerve, talking of him would
like pressing on that nerve with a heavy hand. She shivered.

Wally was observant.

“There’s no need to meet him, if you don’t want to,” he said.

“No,” said Jill doubtfully.

“New York’s a large place. By the way,” he went on, “to return once
more to the interesting subject of my lodger, does your uncle sleep
here at nights, do you know?”

Jill looked at him gratefully. He was no blunderer. Her desire to avoid
Freddie Rooke was, he gave her tacitly to understand, her business, and
he did not propose to intrude on it. She liked him for dismissing the
subject so easily.

“No, I think he told me he doesn’t.”

“Well, that’s something, isn’t it! I call that darned nice of him! I
wonder if I could drop back here somewhere about eleven o’clock. Are
the festivities likely to be over by then? If I know Mrs Peagrim, she
will insist on going off to one of the hotels to dance directly after
dinner. She’s a confirmed trotter.”

“I don’t know how to apologize,” began Jill remorsefully.

“Please don’t. It’s absolutely all right.” His eye wandered to the
mantelpiece, as it had done once or twice during the conversation. In
her hurry Jill had replaced the snapshot with its back to the room, and
Wally had the fidgety air of a man whose most cherished possession is
maltreated. He got up now and, walking across, turned the photograph
round. He stood for a moment, looking at it.

Jill had forgotten the snapshot. Curiosity returned to her.

“Where _did_ you get that?” she asked.

Wally turned.

“Oh, did you see this?”

“I was looking at it just before you nearly frightened me to death by
appearing so unexpectedly.”

“Freddie Rooke sold it to me fourteen years ago.”

“Fourteen years ago!”

“Next July,” added Wally. “I gave him five shillings for it.”

“Five shillings! The little brute!” cried Jill indignantly “It must
have been all the money you had in the world!”

“A trifle more, as a matter of fact. All the money I had in the world
was three-and-six. But by a merciful dispensation of Providence the
curate had called that morning and left a money-box for subscriptions
to the village organ-fund … It’s wonderful what you can do with a turn
for crime and the small blade of a pocket-knife! I don’t think I have
ever made money quicker!” He looked at the photograph again. “Not that
it seemed quick at the moment. I died at least a dozen agonizing deaths
in the few minutes I was operating. Have you ever noticed how slowly
time goes when you are coaxing a shilling and a sixpence out of
somebody’s money-box? Centuries! But I was forgetting. Of course you’ve
had no experience.”

“You poor thing!”

“It was worth it.”

“And you’ve had it ever since!”

“I wouldn’t part with it for all Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim’s millions,”
said Wally with sudden and startling vehemence, “if she offered me
them.” He paused. “She hasn’t, as a matter of fact.”

There was a silence. Jill looked at Wally furtively, as he returned to
his seat. She was seeing him with new eyes. It was as if this trifling
incident had removed some sort of a veil. He had suddenly become more
alive. For an instant she had seen right into him, to the hidden deeps
of his soul. She felt shy and embarrassed.

“Pat died,” she said, at length. She felt the necessity of saying
something.

“I liked Pat.”

“He picked up some poison, poor darling … How long ago those days seem,
don’t they!”

“They are always pretty vivid to me. I wonder who has that old house of
yours now.”

“I heard the other day,” said Jill more easily. The odd sensation of
embarrassment was passing. “Some people called … what was the name?…
Debenham, I think.”

Silence fell again. It was broken by the front-door bell, like an
alarm-clock that shatters a dream.

Wally got up.

“Your uncle,” he said.

“You aren’t going to open the door?”

“That was the scheme.”

“But he’ll get such a shock when he sees you.”

“He must look on it in the light of rent. I don’t see why I shouldn’t
have a little passing amusement from this business.”

He left the room. Jill heard the front door open. She waited
breathlessly. Pity for Uncle Chris struggled with the sterner feeling
that it served him right.

“Hullo!” she heard Wally say.

“Hullo-ullo-ullo!” replied an exuberant voice. “Wondered if I’d find
you in, and all that sort of thing. I say, what a deuce of a way up it
is here. Sort of gets a chap into training for going to heaven, what? I
mean, what?”

Jill looked about her like a trapped animal. It was absurd, she felt,
but every nerve in her body cried out against the prospect of meeting
Freddie. His very voice had opened old wounds and set them throbbing.

She listened in the doorway. Out of sight down the passage, Freddie
seemed by the sounds to be removing his overcoat. She stole out and
darted like a shadow down the corridor that led to Wally’s bedroom. The
window of the bedroom opened onto the wide roof which Uncle Chris had
eulogized. She slipped noiselessly out, closing the window behind her.

§ 2.

“I say, Mason, old top,” said Freddie, entering the sitting-room, “I
hope you don’t mind my barging in like this but the fact is things are
a bit thick. I’m dashed worried and I didn’t know another soul I could
talk it over with. As a matter of fact, I wasn’t sure you were in New
York at all but I remembered hearing you say in London that you went
popping back almost at once, so I looked you up in the telephone book
and took a chance. I’m dashed glad you _are_ back. When did you
arrive?”

“This afternoon.”

“I’ve been here two or three days. Well, it’s a bit of luck catching
you. You see, what I want to ask your advice about …”

Wally looked at his watch. He was not surprised to find that Jill had
taken to flight. He understood her feelings perfectly, and was anxious
to get rid of the inopportune Freddie as soon as possible.

“You’ll have to talk quick, I’m afraid,” he said. “I’ve lent this place
to a man for the evening, and he’s having some people to dinner. What’s
the trouble?”

“It’s about Jill.”

“Jill?”

“Jill Mariner, you know. You remember Jill? You haven’t forgotten my
telling you all that? About her losing her money and coming over to
America?”

“No. I remember you telling me that.”

Freddie seemed to miss something in his companion’s manner, some note
of excitement and perturbation.

“Of course,” he said, as if endeavoring to explain this to himself,
“you hardly knew her, I suppose. Only met once since you were kids and
all that sort of thing. But I’m a pal of hers and I’m dashed upset by
the whole business, I can tell you. It worries me, I mean to say. Poor
girl, you know, landed on her uppers in a strange country. Well, I
mean, it worries me. So the first thing I did when I got here was to
try to find her. That’s why I came over, really, to try to find her.
Apart from anything else, you see, poor old Derek is dashed worried
about her.”

“Need we bring Underhill in?”

“Oh, I know you don’t like him and think he behaved rather rummily and
so forth, but that’s all right now.”

“It is, is it?” said Wally drily.

“Oh, absolutely. It’s all on again.”

“What’s all on again?”

“Why, I mean he wants to marry Jill. I came over to find her and tell
her so.”

Wally’s eyes glowed.

“If you have come over as an ambassador …”

“That’s right. Jolly old ambassador. Very word I used myself.”

“I say, if you have come over as an ambassador with the idea of
reopening negotiations with Jill on behalf of that infernal swine …”

“Old man!” protested Freddie, pained. “Pal of mine, you know.”

“If he is, after what’s happened, your mental processes are beyond me.”

“My what, old son?”

“Your mental processes.”

“Oh, ah!” said Freddie, learning for the first time that he had any.

Wally looked at him intently. There was a curious expression on his
rough-hewn face.

“I can’t understand you, Freddie. If ever there was a fellow who might
have been expected to take the only possible view of Underhill’s
behavior in this business, I should have said it was you. You’re a
public-school man. You’ve mixed all the time with decent people. You
wouldn’t do anything that wasn’t straight yourself to save your life,
it seems to have made absolutely no difference in your opinion of this
man Underhill that he behaved like an utter cad to a girl who was one
of your best friends. You seem to worship him just as much as ever. And
you have travelled three thousand miles to bring a message from him to
Jill—Good God! _Jill!_—to the effect, as far as I understand it, that
he has thought it over and come to the conclusion that after all she
may possibly be good enough for him!”

Freddie recovered the eye-glass which the raising of his eyebrows had
caused to fall, and polished it in a crushed sort of way. Rummy, he
reflected, how chappies stayed the same all their lives as they were
when they were kids. Nasty, tough sort of chap Wally Mason had been as
a boy, and here he was, apparently, not altered a bit. At least, the
only improvement he could detect was that, whereas in the old days
Wally, when in an ugly mood like this, would undoubtedly have kicked
him, he now seemed content with mere words. All the same, he was being
dashed unpleasant. And he was all wrong about poor old Derek. This last
fact he endeavored to make clear.

“You don’t understand,” he said. “You don’t realize. You’ve never met
Lady Underhill, have you?”

“What has she got to do with it?”

“Everything, old bean, everything. If it hadn’t been for her, there
wouldn’t have been any trouble of any description, sort, or order. But
she barged in and savaged poor old Derek till she absolutely made him
break off the engagement.”

“If you call him ‘poor old Derek’ again, Freddie,” said Wally
viciously, “I’ll drop you out of the window and throw your hat after
you! If he’s such a gelatine-backboned worm that his mother can …”

“You don’t know her, old thing! She’s _the_ original hellhound!”

“I don’t care what …”

“Must be seen to be believed,” mumbled Freddie.

“I don’t care what she’s like! Any man who could …”

“Once seen, never forgotten!”

“Damn you! Don’t interrupt every time I try to get a word in!”

“Sorry, old man! Shan’t occur again!”

Wally moved to the window, and stood looking out. He had had much more
to say on the subject of Derek Underhill, but Freddie’s interruptions
had put it out of his head, and he felt irritated and baffled.

“Well, all I can say is,” he remarked savagely, “that, if you have come
over here as an ambassador to try and effect a reconciliation between
Jill and Underhill, I hope to God you’ll never find her.”

Freddie emitted a weak cough, like a very far-off asthmatic old sheep.
He was finding Wally more overpowering every moment. He had rather
forgotten the dear old days of his childhood, but this conversation was
beginning to refresh his memory: and he was realizing more vividly with
every moment that passed how very Wallyish Wally was,—how
extraordinarily like the Wally who had dominated his growing intellect
when they were both in Eton suits. Freddie in those days had been all
for peace, and he was all for peace now. He made his next observation
diffidently.

“I _have_ found her!”

Wally spun round.

“What!”

“When I say that, I don’t absolutely mean. I’ve seen her. I mean I know
where she is. That’s what I came round to see you about. Felt I must
talk it over, you know. The situation seems to me dashed rotten and not
a little thick. The fact is, old man, she’s gone on the stage. In the
chorus, you know. And, I mean to say, well, if you follow what I’m
driving at, what, what?”

“In the chorus!”

“In the chorus!”

“How do you know?”

Freddie groped for his eye-glass, which had fallen again.

He regarded it a trifle sternly. He was fond of the little chap, but it
was always doing that sort of thing. The whole trouble was that, if you
wanted to keep it in its place, you simply couldn’t register any sort
of emotion with the good old features: and, when you were chatting with
a fellow like Wally Mason, you had to be registering something all the
time.

“Well, that was a bit of luck, as a matter of fact. When I first got
here, you know, it seemed to me the only thing to do was to round up a
merry old detective and put the matter in his hands, like they do in
stories. _You_ know! Ring at the bell. ‘And this, if I mistake not,
Watson, is my client now.’ And then in breezes client and spills the
plot. I found a sleuth in the classified telephone directory, and
toddled round. Rummy chaps, detectives! Ever met any? I always thought
they were lean, hatchet-faced Johnnies with inscrutable smiles. This
one looked just like my old Uncle Ted, the one who died of apoplexy.
Jovial, puffy-faced bird, who kept bobbing up behind a fat cigar. Have
you ever noticed what whacking big cigars these fellows over here
smoke? Rummy country, America. You ought to have seen the way this
blighter could shift his cigar right across his face without moving his
jaw-muscles. Like a flash! Most remarkable thing you ever saw, I give
you my honest word! He …”

“Couldn’t you keep your Impressions of America for the book you’re
going to write, and come to the point?” said Wally rudely.

“Sorry, old chap,” said Freddie meekly. “Glad you reminded me. Well …
Oh, yes. We had got as far as the jovial old human bloodhound, hadn’t
we? Well, I put the matter before this chappie. Told him I wanted to
find a girl, showed him a photograph, and so forth. I say,” said
Freddie, wandering off once more into speculation, “why is it that
coves like that always talk of a girl as ‘the little lady’? This chap
kept saying ‘We’ll find the little lady for you!’ Oh, well, that’s
rather off the rails, isn’t it? It just floated across my mind and I
thought I’d mention it. Well, this blighter presumably nosed about and
made enquiries for a couple of days, but didn’t effect anything that
you might call substantial. I’m not blaming him, mind you. I shouldn’t
care to have a job like that myself. I mean to say, when you come to
think of what a frightful number of girls there are in this place, to
have to … well, as I say, he did his best but didn’t click; and then
this evening, just before I came here, I met a girl I had known in
England—she was in a show over there—a girl called Nelly Bryant …”

“Nelly Bryant? I know her.”

“Yes? Fancy that! She was in a thing called ‘Follow the Girl’ in
London. Did you see it by any chance? Topping show! There was one scene
where the …”

“Get on! Get on! I wrote it,”

“You wrote it?” Freddie beamed simple-hearted admiration. “My dear old
chap, I congratulate you! One of the ripest and most all-wool musical
comedies I’ve ever seen. I went twenty-four times. Rummy I don’t
remember spotting that you wrote it. I suppose one never looks at the
names on the programme. Yes, I went twenty-four times. The first time I
went was with a couple of chappies from …”

“Listen, Freddie!” said Wally feverishly. “On some other occasion I
should dearly love to hear the story of your life, but just now …”

“Absolutely, old man. You’re perfectly right. Well, to cut a long story
short, Nelly Bryant told me that she and Jill were rehearsing with a
piece called ‘The Rose of America.’”

“‘The Rose of America!’”

“I think that was the name of it.”

“That’s Ike Goble’s show. He called me up on the phone about it half an
hour ago. I promised to go and see a rehearsal of it tomorrow or the
day after. And Jill’s in that?”

“Yes. How about it? I mean, I don’t know much about this sort of thing,
but do you think it’s the sort of thing Jill ought to be doing?”

Wally was moving restlessly about the room. Freddie’s news had
disquieted him. Mr Goble had a reputation.

“I know a lot about it,” he replied, “and it certainly isn’t.” He
scowled at the carpet. “Oh, damn everybody!”

Freddie paused to allow him to proceed, if such should be his wish, but
Wally had apparently said his say. Freddie went on to point out an
aspect of the matter which was troubling him greatly.

“I’m sure poor old Derek wouldn’t like her being in the chorus!”

Wally started so violently that for a moment Freddie was uneasy.

“I mean Underhill,” he corrected himself hastily.

“Freddie,” said Wally, “you’re an awfully good chap, but I wish you
would exit rapidly now! Thanks for coming and telling me, very good of
you. This way out!”

“But, old man … !”

“Now what?”

“I thought we were going to discuss this binge and decide what to do
and all that sort of thing.”

“Some other time. I want to think about it.”

“Oh, you will think about it?”

“Yes, I’ll think about it.”

“Topping! You see, you’re a brainy sort of feller, and you’ll probably
hit something.”

“I probably shall, if you don’t go.”

“Eh? Oh, ah, yes!” Freddie struggled into his coat. More than ever did
the adult Wally remind him of the dangerous stripling of years gone by.
“Well, cheerio!”

“Same to you!”

“You’ll let me know if you scare up some devilish fruity wheeze, won’t
you? I’m at the Biltmore.”

“Very good place to be. Go there now.”

“Right ho! Well, toodle-oo!”

“The elevator is at the foot of the stairs,” said Wally. “You press the
bell and up it comes. You hop in and down you go. It’s a great
invention! Good night!”

“Oh, I say. One moment …”

“Good _night!_” said Wally.

He closed the door, and ran down the passage.

“Jill!” he called. He opened the bedroom window and stepped out.
“Jill!”

There was no reply.

“Jill!” called Wally once again, but again there was no answer.

Wally walked to the parapet, and looked over. Below him the vastness of
the city stretched itself in a great triangle, its apex the harbor, its
sides the dull silver of the East and Hudson rivers. Directly before
him, crowned with its white lantern, the Metropolitan Tower reared its
graceful height to the stars. And all around, in the windows of the
tall buildings that looked from this bastion on which he stood almost
squat, a million lights stared up at him, the unsleeping eyes of New
York. It was a scene of which Wally, always sensitive to beauty, never
tired: but tonight it had lost its appeal. A pleasant breeze from the
Jersey shore greeted him with a quickening whisper of springtime and
romance, but it did not lift the heaviness of his heart. He felt
depressed and apprehensive.



CHAPTER FOURTEEN


§ 1.

Spring, whose coming the breeze had heralded to Wally as he smoked upon
the roof, floated graciously upon New York two mornings later. The city
awoke to a day of blue and gold and to a sense of hard times over and
good times to come. In a million homes, a million young men thought of
sunny afternoons at the Polo Grounds; a million young women of long
summer Sundays by the crowded waves of Coney Island. In his apartment
on Park Avenue, Mr Isaac Goble, sniffing the gentle air from the window
of his breakfast-room, returned to his meal and his _Morning Telegraph_
with a resolve to walk to the theatre for rehearsal: a resolve which
had also come to Jill and Nelly Bryant, eating stewed prunes in their
boarding-house in the Forties. On the summit of his sky-scraper, Wally
Mason, performing Swedish exercises to the delectation of various
clerks and stenographers in the upper windows of neighboring buildings,
felt young and vigorous and optimistic; and went in to his shower-bath
thinking of Jill. And it was of Jill, too, that young Mr Pilkington
thought, as he propped his long form up against the pillows and sipped
his morning cup of tea. He had not yet had an opportunity of inspecting
the day for himself, but his Japanese valet, who had been round the
corner for papers, had spoken well of it; and even in his bedroom the
sunlight falling on the carpet gave some indication of what might be
expected outside. For the first time in several days a certain
moodiness which had affected Otis Pilkington left him, and he dreamed
happy daydreams.

The gaiety of Otis was not, however, entirely or even primarily due to
the improvement in the weather. It had its source in a conversation
which had taken place between himself and Jill’s Uncle Chris on the
previous night. Exactly how it had come about, Mr Pilkington was not
entirely clear, but, somehow, before he was fully aware of what he was
saying, he had begun to pour into Major Selby’s sympathetic ears the
story of his romance. Encouraged by the other’s kindly receptiveness,
he had told him all—his love for Jill, his hopes that some day it might
be returned, the difficulties complicating the situation owing to the
known prejudices of Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim concerning girls who formed
the _personnel_ of musical comedy _ensembles_. To all these outpourings
Major Selby had listened with keen attention, and finally had made one
of those luminous suggestions, so simple yet so shrewd, which emanate
only from your man of the world. It was Jill’s girlish ambition, it
seemed from Major Selby’s statement, to become a force in the
motion-picture world. The movies were her objective. When she had told
him of this, said Uncle Chris, he had urged her, speaking in her best
interests, to gain experience by joining in the humblest capacity the
company of some good musical play, where she could learn from the best
masters so much of the technique of the business. That done, she could
go about her life-work, fortified and competent.

What, he broke off to ask, did Pilkington think of the idea?

Pilkington thought the idea splendid. Miss Mariner, with her charm and
looks, would be wonderful in the movies.

There was, said Uncle Chris, a future for a girl in the movies.

Mr Pilkington agreed cordially. A great future.

“Look at Mary Pickford!” said Uncle Chris. “Millions a year!”

Mr Pilkington contemplated Miss Pickford, and agreed again. He
instanced other stars—lesser luminaries, perhaps, but each with her
thousands a week. There was no doubt about it—a girl’s best friend was
the movies.

“Observe,” proceeded Uncle Chris, gathering speed and expanding his
chest as he spread his legs before the fire, “how it would simplify the
whole matter if Jill were to become a motion-picture artist and win
fame and wealth in her profession. And there can be no reasonable
doubt, my boy, that she would. As you say, with her appearance and her
charm … Which of these women whose names you see all along Broadway in
electric lights can hold a candle to her? Once started, with the proper
backing behind her, her future would be assured. And then. … Of course,
as regards her feelings I cannot speak, as I know nothing of them, but
we will assume that she is not indifferent to you … what then? You go
to your excellent aunt and announce that you are engaged to be married
to Jill Mariner. There is a momentary pause. ‘Not _the_ Jill Mariner?’
falters Mrs Peagrim. ‘Yes, the famous Miss Mariner!’ you reply. Well, I
ask you, my boy, can you see her making an objection? Such a thing
would be absurd. No, I can see no flaw in the project whatsoever.” Here
Uncle Chris, as he had pictured Mrs Peagrim doing, paused for a moment.
“Of course, there would be the preliminaries.”

“The preliminaries?”

Uncle Chris’ voice became a melodious coo. He beamed upon Mr
Pilkington.

“Well, think for yourself, my boy! These things cannot be done without
money. I do not propose to allow my niece to waste her time and her
energy in the rank and file of the profession, waiting years for a
chance that might never come. There is plenty of room at the top, and
that, in the motion-picture profession, is the place to start. If Jill
is to become a motion-picture artist, a special company must be formed
to promote her. She must be made a feature, a star, from the beginning.
That is why I have advised her to accept her present position
temporarily, in order that she may gain experience. She must learn to
walk before she runs. She must study before she soars. But when the
moment arrives for her to take the step, she must not be hampered by
lack of money. Whether,” said Uncle Chris, smoothing the crease of his
trousers, “you would wish to take shares in the company yourself …”

“Oo … !”

“… is a matter,” proceeded Uncle Chris, ignoring the interruption, “for
you yourself to decide. Possibly you have other claims on your purse.
Possibly this musical play of yours has taken all the cash you are
prepared to lock up. Possibly you may consider the venture too
speculative. Possibly … there are a hundred reasons why you may not
wish to join us. But I know a dozen men—I can go down Wall Street
tomorrow and pick out twenty men—who will be glad to advance the
necessary capital. I can assure you that I personally shall not
hesitate to risk—if one can call it risking—any loose cash which I may
have lying idle at my banker’s.”

He rattled the loose cash which he had lying idle in his
trouser-pocket—fifteen cents in all—and stopped to flick a piece of
fluff off his coat-sleeve. Mr Pilkington was thus enabled to insert a
word.

“How much would you want?” he enquired.

“That,” said Uncle Chris meditatively, “is a little hard to say. I
should have to look into the matter more closely in order to give you
the exact figures. But let us say for the sake of argument that you put
up—what shall we say?—a hundred thousand? fifty thousand?… no, we will
be conservative. Perhaps you had better not begin with more than ten
thousand. You can always buy more shares later. I don’t suppose I shall
begin with more than ten thousand myself.”

“I could manage ten thousand all right.”

“Excellent. We make progress, we make progress. Very well, then. I go
to my Wall Street friends—I would give you their names, only for the
present, till something definite has been done, that would hardly be
politic—I go to my Wall Street friends, and tell them about the scheme,
and say ‘Here is ten thousand dollars! What is your contribution?’ It
puts the affair on a business-like basis, you understand. Then we
really get to work. But use your own judgment my boy, you know. Use
your own judgment. I would not think of persuading you to take such a
step, if you felt at all doubtful. Think it over. Sleep on it. And,
whatever you decide to do, on no account say a word about it to Jill.
It would be cruel to raise her hopes until we are certain that we are
in a position to enable her to realize them. And, of course, not a word
to Mrs Peagrim.”

“Of course.”

“Very well, then, my boy.” said Uncle Chris affably. “I will leave you
to turn the whole thing over in your mind. Act entirely as you think
best. How is your insomnia, by the way? Did you try Nervino? Capital!
There’s nothing like it. It did wonders for _me!_ Good-night,
good-night!”

Otis Pilkington had been turning the thing over in his mind, with an
interval for sleep, ever since. And the more he thought of it, the
better the scheme appeared to him. He winced a little at the thought of
the ten thousand dollars, for he came of prudent stock and had been
brought up in habits of parsimony, but, after all, he reflected, the
money would be merely a loan. Once the company found its feet, it would
be returned to him a hundred-fold. And there was no doubt that this
would put a completely different aspect on his wooing of Jill, as far
as his Aunt Olive was concerned. Why, a cousin of his—young Brewster
Philmore—had married a movie-star only two years ago, and nobody had
made the slightest objection. Brewster was to be seen with his bride
frequently beneath Mrs Peagrim’s roof. Against the higher strata of
Bohemia Mrs Peagrim had no prejudice at all. Quite the reverse, in
fact. She liked the society of those whose names were often in the
papers and much in the public mouth. It seemed to Otis Pilkington, in
short, that Love had found a way. He sipped his tea with relish, and
when the Japanese valet brought in the toast all burned on one side,
chided him with a gentle sweetness which, one may hope, touched the
latter’s Oriental heart and inspired him with a desire to serve this
best of employers more efficiently.

At half-past ten, Otis Pilkington removed his dressing-gown and began
to put on his clothes to visit the theatre. There was a rehearsal-call
for the whole company at eleven. As he dressed, his mood was as sunny
as the day itself.

And the day, by half-past ten, was as sunny as ever Spring day had been
in a country where Spring comes early and does its best from the very
start. The blue sky beamed down on a happy city. To and fro the
citizenry bustled, aglow with the perfection of the weather. Everywhere
was gaiety and good cheer, except on the stage of the Gotham Theatre,
where an early rehearsal, preliminary to the main event, had been
called by Johnson Miller in order to iron some of the kinks out of the
“My Heart and I” number, which, with the assistance of the male chorus,
the leading lady was to render in act one.

On the stage of the Gotham gloom reigned—literally, because the stage
was wide and deep and was illumined only by a single electric light:
and figuratively, because things were going even worse than usual with
the “My Heart and I” number, and Johnson Miller, always of an emotional
and easily stirred temperament, had been goaded by the incompetence of
his male chorus to a state of frenzy. At about the moment when Otis
Pilkington shed his flowered dressing-gown and reached for his trousers
(the heather-mixture with the red twill), Johnson Miller was pacing the
gangway between the orchestra pit and the first row of the orchestra
chairs, waving one hand and clutching his white locks with the other,
his voice raised the while in agonized protest.

“Gentlemen, you silly idiots,” complained Mr Miller loudly, “you’ve had
three weeks to get these movements into your thick heads, and you
haven’t done a damn thing right! You’re all over the place! You don’t
seem able to turn without tumbling over each other like a lot of
Keystone Kops! What’s the matter with you? You’re not doing the
movements I showed you; you’re doing some you have invented yourselves,
and they are rotten! I’ve no doubt you think you can arrange a number
better than I can, but Mr Goble engaged me to be the director, so
kindly do exactly as I tell you. Don’t try to use your own
intelligence, because you haven’t any. I’m not blaming you for it. It
wasn’t your fault that your nurses dropped you on your heads when you
were babies. But it handicaps you when you try to think.”

Of the seven gentlemanly members of the male ensemble present, six
looked wounded by this tirade. They had the air of good men wrongfully
accused. They appeared to be silently calling on Heaven to see justice
done between Mr. Miller and themselves. The seventh, a long-legged
young man in faultlessly-fitting tweeds of English cut, seemed, on the
other hand, not so much hurt as embarrassed. It was this youth who now
stepped down to the darkened footlights and spoke in a remorseful and
conscience-stricken manner.

“I say!”

Mr Miller, that martyr to deafness, did not hear the pathetic bleat. He
had swung off at right angles and was marching in an overwrought way up
the central aisle leading to the back of the house, his india rubber
form moving in convulsive jerks. Only when he had turned and retraced
his steps did he perceive the speaker and prepare to take his share in
the conversation.

“What?” he shouted. “Can’t hear you!”

“I say, you know, it’s my fault, really.”

“What?”

“I mean to say, you know …”

“What? Speak up, can’t you?”

Mr Saltzburg, who had been seated at the piano, absently playing a
melody from his unproduced musical comedy, awoke to the fact that the
services of an interpreter were needed. He obligingly left the
music-stool and crept, crablike, along the ledge of the stage-box. He
placed his arm about Mr Miller’s shoulders and his lips to Mr Miller’s
left ear, and drew a deep breath.

“He says it is his fault!”

Mr Miller nodded adhesion to this admirable sentiment.

“I know they’re not worth their salt!” he replied.

Mr Saltzburg patiently took in a fresh stock of breath.

“This young man says it is his fault that the movement went wrong!”

“Tell him I only signed on this morning, laddie,” urged the tweed-clad
young man.

“He only joined the company this morning!”

This puzzled Mr Miller.

“How do you mean, warning?” he asked.

Mr Saltzburg, purple in the face, made a last effort.

“This young man is new,” he bellowed carefully, keeping to words of one
syllable. “He does not yet know the steps. He says this is his first
day here, so he does not yet know the steps. When he has been here some
more time he will know the steps. But now he does not know the steps.”

“What he means,” explained the young man in tweeds helpfully, “is that
I don’t know the steps.”

“He does not know the steps!” roared Mr Saltzburg.

“I know he doesn’t know the steps,” said Mr Miller. “Why doesn’t he
know the steps? He’s had long enough to learn them.”

“He is new!”

“Hugh?”

“New!”

“Oh, new?”

“Yes, new!”

“Why the devil is he new?” cried Mr Miller, awaking suddenly to the
truth and filled with a sense of outrage. “Why didn’t he join with the
rest of the company? How can I put on chorus numbers if I am saddled
every day with new people to teach? Who engaged him?”

“Who engaged you?” enquired Mr Saltzburg of the culprit.

“Mr Pilkington.”

“Mr Pilkington,” shouted Mr Saltzburg.

“When?”

“When?”

“Last night.”

“Last night.”

Mr Miller waved his hands in a gesture of divine despair, spun round,
darted up the aisle, turned, and bounded back. “What can I do?” he
wailed. “My hands are tied! I am hampered! I am handicapped! We open in
two weeks, and every day I find somebody new in the company to upset
everything I have done. I shall go to Mr Goble and ask to be released
from my contract. I shall … Come along, come along, come along now!” he
broke off suddenly. “Why are we wasting time? The whole number once
more. The whole number once more from the beginning!”

The young man tottered back to his gentlemanly colleagues, running a
finger in an agitated manner round the inside of his collar. He was not
used to this sort of thing. In a large experience of amateur
theatricals he had never encountered anything like it. In the
breathing-space afforded by the singing of the first verse and refrain
by the lady who played the heroine of “The Rose of America,” he found
time to make an enquiry of the artist on his right.

“I say! Is he always like this?”

“Who? Johnny?”

“The sportsman with the hair that turned white in a single night. The
barker on the skyline. Does he often get the wind up like this?”

His colleague smiled tolerantly.

“Why, that’s nothing!” he replied. “Wait till you see him really cut
loose! That was just a gentle whisper!”

“My God!” said the newcomer, staring into a bleak future. The leading
lady came to the end of her refrain, and the gentlemen of the ensemble,
who had been hanging about up-stage, began to curvet nimbly down
towards her in a double line; the new arrival, with an eye on his
nearest neighbor, endeavouring to curvet as nimbly as the others. A
clapping of hands from the dark auditorium
indicated—inappropriately—that he had failed to do so. Mr Miller could
be perceived—dimly—with all his fingers entwined in his hair.

“Clear the stage!” yelled Mr Miller. “Not you!” he shouted, as the
latest addition to the company began to drift off with the others. “You
stay!”

“Me?”

“Yes, you. I shall have to teach you the steps by yourself, or we shall
get nowhere. Go on-stage. Start the music again, Mr Saltzburg. Now,
when the refrain begins, come down. Gracefully! Gracefully!”

The young man, pink but determined, began to come down gracefully. And
it was while he was thus occupied that Jill and Nelly Bryant, entering
the wings which were beginning to fill up as eleven o’clock approached,
saw him.

“Whoever is that?” said Nelly.

“New man,” replied one of the chorus gentlemen. “Came this morning.”

Nelly turned to Jill.

“He looks just like Mr Rooke!” she exclaimed.

“He _is_ Mr Rooke!” said Jill.

“He can’t be!”

“He _is_!”

“But what is he doing here?”

Jill bit her lip.

“That’s just what I’m going to ask him myself,” she said.

§ 2.

The opportunity for a private conversation with Freddie did not occur
immediately. For ten minutes he remained alone on the stage, absorbing
abusive tuition from Mr Miller: and at the end of that period a further
ten minutes was occupied with the rehearsing of the number with the
leading lady and the rest of the male chorus. When, finally, a roar
from the back of the auditorium announced the arrival of Mr Goble and
at the same time indicated Mr Goble’s desire that the stage should be
cleared and the rehearsal proper begin, a wan smile of recognition and
a faint “What ho!” was all that Freddie was able to bestow upon Jill,
before, with the rest of the _ensemble_, they had to go out and group
themselves for the opening chorus. It was only when this had been run
through four times and the stage left vacant for two of the principals
to play a scene that Jill was able to draw the Last of the Rookes aside
in a dark corner and put him to the question.

“Freddie, what are you doing here?”

Freddie mopped his streaming brow. Johnson Miller’s idea of an opening
chorus was always strenuous. On the present occasion, the ensemble were
supposed to be guests at a Long Island house-party, and Mr Miller’s
conception of the gathering suggested that he supposed house-party
guests on Long Island to consist exclusively of victims of St Vitus’
dance. Freddie was feeling limp, battered, and exhausted: and, from
what he had gathered, the worst was yet to come.

“Eh?” he said feebly.

“What are you doing here?”

“Oh, ah, yes! I see what you mean! I suppose you’re surprised to find
me in New York, what?”

“I’m not surprised to find you in New York. I knew you had come over.
But I am surprised to find you on the stage, being bullied by Mr
Miller.”

“I say,” said Freddie in an awed voice. “He’s a bit of a nut, that lad,
what! He reminds me of the troops of Midian in the hymn. The chappies
who prowled and prowled around. I’ll bet he’s worn a groove in the
carpet. Like a jolly old tiger at the Zoo at feeding time. Wouldn’t be
surprised at any moment to look down and find him biting a piece out of
my leg!”

Jill seized his arm and shook it.

“Don’t _ramble_, Freddie! Tell me how you got here.”

“Oh, that was pretty simple. I had a letter of introduction to this
chappie Pilkington who’s running this show, and, we having got
tolerably pally in the last few days, I went to him and asked him to
let me join the merry throng. I said I didn’t want any money and the
little bit of work I would do wouldn’t make any difference, so he said
‘Right ho!’ or words to that effect, and here I am.”

“But why? You can’t be doing this for fun, surely?”

“Fun!” A pained expression came into Freddie’s face. “My idea of fun
isn’t anything in which jolly old Miller, the bird with the snowy hair,
is permitted to mix. Something tells me that that lad is going to make
it his life-work picking on me. No, I didn’t do this for fun. I had a
talk with Wally Mason the night before last, and he seemed to think
that being in the chorus wasn’t the sort of thing you ought to be
doing, so I thought it over and decided that I ought to join the troupe
too. Then I could always be on the spot, don’t you know, if there was
any trouble. I mean to say, I’m not much of a chap and all that sort of
thing, but still I might come in handy one of these times. Keep a
fatherly eye on you, don’t you know, and what not!”

Jill was touched.

“You’re a dear, Freddie!”

“I thought, don’t you know, it would make poor old Derek a bit easier
in his mind.”

Jill froze.

“I don’t want to talk about Derek, Freddie, please.”

“Oh, I know what you must be feeling. Pretty sick, I’ll bet, what? But
if you could see him now …”

“I don’t want to talk about him!”

“He’s pretty cut up, you know. Regrets bitterly and all that sort of
thing. He wants you to come back again.”

“I see! He sent you to fetch me?”

“That was more or less the idea.”

“It’s a shame that you had all the trouble. You can get messenger-boys
to go anywhere and do anything nowadays. Derek ought to have thought of
that.”

Freddie looked at her doubtfully.

“You’re spoofing, aren’t you? I mean to say, you wouldn’t have liked
that!”

“I shouldn’t have disliked it any more than his sending you.”

“Oh, but I wanted to pop over. Keen to see America and so forth.”

Jill looked past him at the gloomy stage. Her face was set, and her
eyes sombre.

“Can’t you understand, Freddie? You’ve known me a long time. I should
have thought that you would have found out by now that I have a certain
amount of pride. If Derek wanted me back, there was only one thing for
him to do—come over and find me himself.”

“Rummy! That’s what Mason said, when I told him. You two don’t realize
how dashed busy Derek is these days.”

“Busy!”

Something in her face seemed to tell Freddie that he was not saying the
right thing, but he stumbled on.

“You’ve no notion how busy he is. I mean to say, elections coming on
and so forth. He daren’t stir from the metrop.”

“Of course I couldn’t expect him to do anything that might interfere
with his career, could I?”

“Absolutely not. I knew you would see it!” said Freddie, charmed at her
reasonableness. All rot, what you read about women being unreasonable.
“Then I take it it’s all right, eh?”

“All right?”

“I mean you will toddle home with me at the earliest opp. and make poor
old Derek happy?”

Jill laughed discordantly.

“Poor old Derek!” she echoed. “He has been badly treated, hasn’t he?”

“Well, I wouldn’t say that,” said Freddie doubtfully. “You see, coming
down to it, the thing was more or less his fault, what?”

“More or less!”

“I mean to say …”

“More or less!”

Freddie glanced at her anxiously. He was not at all sure now that he
liked the way she was looking or the tone in which she spoke. He was
not a keenly observant young man, but there did begin at this point to
seep through to his brain-centers a suspicion that all was not well.

“Let me pull myself together!” said Freddie warily to his immortal
soul. “I believe I’m getting the raspberry!” And there was silence for
a space.

The complexity of life began to weigh upon Freddie. Life was like one
of those shots at squash which seem so simple till you go to knock the
cover off the ball, when the ball sort of edges away from you and you
miss it. Life, Freddie began to perceive, was apt to have a nasty
back-spin on it. He had never had any doubt when he had started, that
the only difficult part of his expedition to America would be the
finding of Jill. Once found, he had presumed that she would be
delighted to hear his good news and would joyfully accompany him home
on the next boat. It appeared now, however, that he had been too
sanguine. Optimist as he was, he had to admit that, as far as could be
ascertained with the naked eye, the jolly old binge might be said to
have sprung a leak.

He proceeded to approach the matter from another angle.

“I say!”

“Yes?”

“You do love old Derek, don’t you? I mean to say, you know what I mean,
_love_ him and all that sort of rot?”

“I don’t know!”

“You don’t know! Oh, I say, come now! You must _know!_ Pull up your
socks, old thing … I mean, pull yourself together! You either love a
chappie or you don’t.”

Jill smiled painfully.

“How nice it would be if everything were as simple and straightforward
as that. Haven’t you ever heard that the dividing line between love and
hate is just a thread? Poets have said so a great number of times.”

“Oh, poets!” said Freddie, dismissing the genus with a wave of the
hand. He had been compelled to read Shakespeare and all that sort of
thing at school, but it had left him cold, and since growing to man’s
estate he had rather handed the race of bards the mitten. He liked Doss
Chiderdoss’ stuff in the _Sporting Times_, but beyond that he was not
much of a lad for poets.

“Can’t you understand a girl in my position not being able to make up
her mind whether she loves a man or despises him?”

Freddie shook his head.

“No,” he said. “It sounds dashed silly to me!”

“Then what’s the good of talking?” cried Jill. “It only hurts.”

“But—won’t you come back to England?”

“No.”

“Oh, I say! Be a sport! Take a stab at it!”

Jill laughed again—another of those grating laughs which afflicted
Freddie with a sense of foreboding and failure. Something had
undoubtedly gone wrong with the works. He began to fear that at some
point in the conversation—just where he could not say—he had been less
diplomatic than he might have been.

“You speak as if you were inviting me to a garden-party! No, I won’t
take a stab at it. You’ve a lot to learn about women, Freddie!”

“Women _are_ rum!” conceded that perplexed ambassador.

Jill began to move away.

“Don’t go!” urged Freddie.

“Why not? What’s the use of talking any more? Have you ever broken an
arm or a leg, Freddie?”

“Yes,” said Freddie, mystified. “As a matter of fact, my last year at
Oxford, playing soccer for the college in a friendly game, some
blighter barged into me and I came down on my wrist. But …”

“It hurt?”

“Like the deuce!”

“And then it began to get better, I suppose. Well, used you to hit it
and twist it and prod it, or did you leave it alone to try and heal? I
won’t talk any more about Derek! I simply won’t! I’m all smashed up
inside, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to get well again, but at
least I’m going to give myself a chance. I’m working as hard as ever I
can, and I’m forcing myself not to think of him. I’m in a sling,
Freddie, like your wrist, and I don’t want to be prodded. I hope we
shall see a lot of each other while you’re over here—you always were
the greatest dear in the world—but you mustn’t mention Derek again, and
you mustn’t ask me to go home. If you avoid those subjects, we’ll be as
happy as possible. And now I’m going to leave you to talk to poor
Nelly. She has been hovering round for the last ten minutes, waiting
for a chance to speak to you. She worships you, you know!”

Freddie started violently.

“Oh, I say! What rot!”

Jill had gone, and he was still gaping after her, when Nelly Bryant
moved towards him—shyly, like a worshiper approaching a shrine.

“Hello, Mr Rooke!” said Nelly.

“Hullo-ullo-ullo!” said Freddie.

Nelly fixed her large eyes on his face. A fleeting impression passed
through Freddie’s mind that she was looking unusually pretty this
morning: nor was the impression unjustified. Nelly was wearing for the
first time a Spring suit which was the outcome of hours of painful
selection among the wares of a dozen different stores, and the
knowledge that the suit was just right seemed to glow from her like an
inner light. She felt happy: and her happiness had lent an unwonted
color to her face and a soft brightness to her eyes.

“How nice it is, your being here!”

Freddie waited for the inevitable question, the question with which
Jill had opened their conversation; but it did not come. He was
surprised, but relieved. He hated long explanations, and he was very
doubtful whether loyalty to Jill could allow him to give them to Nelly.
His reason for being where he was had to do so intimately with Jill’s
most private affairs. A wave of gratitude to Nelly swept through him
when he realised that she was either incurious or else too
delicate-minded to show inquisitiveness.

As a matter of fact, it was delicacy that kept Nelly silent. Seeing
Freddie here at the theatre, she had, as is not uncommon with fallible
mortals, put two and two together and made the answer four when it was
not four at all. She had been deceived by circumstantial evidence.
Jill, whom she had left in England wealthy and secure, she had met
again in New York penniless as the result of some Stock Exchange
cataclysm in which, she remembered with the vagueness with which one
recalls once-heard pieces of information, Freddie Rooke had been
involved. True, she seemed to recollect hearing that Freddie’s losses
had been comparatively slight, but his presence in the chorus of “The
Rose of America” seemed to her proof that after all they must have been
devastating. She could think of no other reason except loss of money
which could have placed Freddie in the position in which she now found
him, so she accepted it; and, with the delicacy which was innate in her
and which a hard life had never blunted, decided, directly she saw him,
to make no allusion to the disaster.

Such was Nelly’s view of the matter, and sympathy gave to her manner a
kind of maternal gentleness which acted on Freddie, raw from his late
encounter with Mr Johnson Miller and disturbed by Jill’s attitude in
the matter of poor old Derek, like a healing balm. His emotions were
too chaotic for analysis, but one thing stood out clear from the
welter—the fact that he was glad to be with Nelly as he had never been
glad to be with a girl before, and found her soothing as he had never
supposed a girl could be soothing.

They talked desultorily of unimportant things, and every minute found
Freddie more convinced that Nelly was not as other girls. He felt that
he must see more of her.

“I say,” he said. “When this binge is over … when the rehearsal
finishes, you know, how about a bite to eat?”

“I should love it. I generally go to the Automat.”

“The how-much? Never heard of it.”

“In Times Square. It’s cheap, you know.”

“I was thinking of the Cosmopolis.”

“But that’s so expensive.”

“Oh, I don’t know. Much the same as any of the other places, isn’t it?”

Nelly’s manner became more motherly than ever. She bent forward and
touched his arm affectionately.

“You haven’t to keep up any front with me,” she said gently. “I don’t
care whether you’re rich or poor or what. I mean, of course I’m awfully
sorry you’ve lost your money, but it makes it all the easier for us to
be real pals, don’t you think so?”

“Lost my money!”

“Well, I know you wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t. I wasn’t going to say
anything about it, but, when you talked of the Cosmopolis, I just had
to. You lost your money in the same thing Jill Mariner lost hers,
didn’t you? I was sure you had, the moment I saw you here. Who cares?
Money isn’t everything!”

Astonishment kept Freddie silent for an instant: after that he
refrained from explanations of his own free will. He accepted the
situation and rejoiced in it. Like many other wealthy and modest young
men, he had always had a sneaking suspicion at the back of his mind
that any girl who was decently civil to him was so from mixed
motives—or more likely, motives that were not even mixed. Well, dash
it, here was a girl who seemed to like him although under the
impression that he was broke to the wide. It was an intoxicating
experience. It made him feel a better chap. It fortified his
self-respect.

“You know,” he said, stammering a little, for he found a sudden
difficulty in controlling his voice. “You’re a dashed good sort!”

“I’m awfully glad you think so.”

There was a silence—as far, at least, as he and she were concerned. In
the outer world, beyond the piece of scenery under whose shelter they
stood, stirring things, loud and exciting things, seemed to be
happening. Some sort of an argument appeared to be in progress. The
rasping voice of Mr Goble was making itself heard from the unseen
auditorium. These things they sensed vaguely, but they were too
occupied with each other to ascertain details.

“What was the name of that place again?” asked Freddie. “The
what-ho-something?”

“The Automat?”

“That’s the little chap! We’ll go there, shall we?”

“The food’s quite good. You go and help yourself out of slot-machines,
you know.”

“My favorite indoor sport!” said Freddie with enthusiasm. “Hullo!
What’s up? It sounds as if there were dirty work at the cross-roads!”

The voice of the assistant stage-manager was calling—sharply excited,
agitation in every syllable.

“All the gentlemen of the chorus on the stage, please! Mr Goble wants
all the chorus—gentlemen on the stage!”

“Well, cheerio for the present,” said Freddie. “I suppose I’d better
look into this.” He made his way onto the stage.

§ 3.

There is an insidious something about the atmosphere of a rehearsal of
a musical play which saps the finer feelings of those connected with
it. Softened by the gentle beauty of the Spring weather, Mr Goble had
come to the Gotham Theatre that morning in an excellent temper, firmly
intending to remain in an excellent temper all day. Five minutes of
“The Rose of America” had sent him back to the normal: and at ten
minutes past eleven he was chewing his cigar and glowering at the stage
with all the sweetness gone from his soul. When Wally Mason arrived at
a quarter past eleven and dropped into the seat beside him, the manager
received him with a grunt and even omitted to offer him a cigar. And
when a New York theatrical manager does that, it is a certain sign that
his mood is of the worst.

One may find excuses for Mr Goble. “The Rose of America” would have
tested the equanimity of a far more amiable man: and on Mr Goble what
Otis Pilkington had called its delicate whimsicality jarred profoundly.
He had been brought up in the lower-browed school of musical comedy,
where you shelved the plot after the opening number and filled in the
rest of the evening by bringing on the girls in a variety of exotic
costumes, with some good vaudeville specialists to get the laughs. Mr
Goble’s idea of a musical piece was something embracing trained seals,
acrobats, and two or three teams of skilled buck-and-wing dancers, with
nothing on the stage, from a tree to a lamp-shade, which could not
suddenly turn into a chorus-girl. The austere legitimateness of “The
Rose of America” gave him a pain in the neck. He loathed plot, and “The
Rose of America” was all plot.

Why, then, had the earthy Mr. Goble consented to associate himself with
the production of this intellectual play? Because he was subject, like
all other New York managers, to intermittent spasms of the idea that
the time is ripe for a revival of comic opera. Sometimes, lunching in
his favorite corner in the Cosmopolis grill-room, he would lean across
the table and beg some other manager to take it from him that the time
was ripe for a revival of comic opera—or more cautiously, that pretty
soon the time was going to be ripe for a revival of comic opera. And
the other manager would nod his head and thoughtfully stroke his three
chins and admit that, sure as God made little apples, the time was
darned soon going to be ripe for a revival of comic opera. And then
they would stuff themselves with rich food and light big cigars and
brood meditatively.

With most managers these spasms, which may be compared to twinges of
conscience, pass as quickly as they come, and they go back to coining
money with rowdy musical comedies, quite contented. But Otis
Pilkington, happening along with the script of “The Rose of America”
and the cash to back it, had caught Mr Goble in the full grip of an
attack, and all the arrangements had been made before the latter
emerged from the influence. He now regretted his rash act.

“Say, listen,” he said to Wally, his gaze on the stage, his words
proceeding from the corner of his mouth, “you’ve got to stick around
with this show after it opens on the road. We’ll talk terms later. But
we’ve got to get it right, don’t care what it costs. See?”

“You think it will need fixing?”

Mr Goble scowled at the unconscious artists, who were now going through
a particularly arid stretch of dialogue.

“Fixing! It’s all wrong! It don’t add up right! You’ll have to rewrite
it from end to end.”

“Well, I’ve got some ideas about it. I saw it played by amateurs last
summer, you know. I could make a quick job of it, if you want me to.
But will the author stand for it?”

Mr Goble allowed a belligerent eye to stray from the stage, and twisted
it round in Wally’s direction.

“Say, listen! He’ll stand for anything I say. I’m the little guy that
gives orders round here. I’m the big noise!”

As if in support of this statement he suddenly emitted a terrific
bellow. The effect was magical. The refined and painstaking artists on
the stage stopped as if they had been shot. The assistant
stage-director bent sedulously over the footlights, which had now been
turned up, shading his eyes with the prompt script.

“Take that over again!” shouted Mr Goble. “Yes, that speech about life
being like a water-melon. It don’t sound to me as though it meant
anything.” He cocked his cigar at an angle, and listened fiercely. He
clapped his hands. The action stopped again. “Cut it!” said Mr Goble
tersely.

“Cut the speech, Mr Goble?” queried the obsequious assistant
stage-director.

“Yes. Cut it. It don’t mean nothing!”

Down the aisle, springing from a seat at the back, shimmered Mr
Pilkington, wounded to the quick.

“Mr Goble! Mr Goble!”

“Well?”

“That is the best epigram in the play.”

“The best what?”

“Epigram. The best epigram in the play.”

Mr. Goble knocked the ash off his cigar. “The public don’t want
epigrams. The public don’t like epigrams. I’ve been in the show
business fifteen years, and I’m telling you! Epigrams give them a pain
under the vest. All right, get on.”

Mr Pilkington fluttered agitatedly. This was his first experience of Mr
Goble in the capacity of stage-director. It was the latter’s custom to
leave the early rehearsals of the pieces with which he was connected to
a subordinate producer, who did what Mr Goble called the breaking-in.
This accomplished, he would appear in person, undo most of the other’s
work, make cuts, tell the actors how to read their lines, and generally
enjoy himself. Producing plays was Mr Goble’s hobby. He imagined
himself to have a genius in that direction, and it was useless to try
to induce him to alter any decision to which he might have come. He
regarded those who did not agree with him with the lofty contempt of an
Eastern despot.

Of this Mr Pilkington was not yet aware.

“But, Mr Goble … !”

The potentate swung irritably round on him.

“What is it? What _is_ it? Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“That epigram …”

“It’s out!”

“But … !”

“It’s out!”

“Surely,” protested Mr Pilkington almost tearfully, “I have a voice …”

“Sure you have a voice,” retorted Mr Goble, “and you can use it any old
place you want, except in my theatre. Have all the voice you like! Go
round the corner and talk to yourself! Sing in your bath! But don’t
come using it here, because I’m the little guy that does all the
talking in this theatre! That fellow gets my goat,” he added
complainingly to Wally, as Mr Pilkington withdrew like a foiled python.
“He don’t know nothing about the show business, and he keeps butting in
and making fool suggestions. He ought to be darned glad he’s getting
his first play produced and not trying to teach me how to direct it.”
He clapped his hands imperiously. The assistant stage-manager bent over
the footlights. “What was that that guy said? Lord Finchley’s last
speech. Take it again.”

The gentleman who was playing the part of Lord Finchley, an English
character actor who specialized in London “nuts,” raised his eyebrows,
annoyed. Like Mr Pilkington, he had never before come into contact with
Mr Goble as stage-director, and, accustomed to the suaver methods of
his native land, he was finding the experience trying. He had not yet
recovered from the agony of having that water-melon line cut out of his
part. It was the only good line, he considered, that he had. Any line
that is cut out of an actor’s part is always the only good line he has.

“The speech about Omar Khayyam?” he enquired with suppressed
irritation.

“I thought that was the way you said it. All wrong! It’s Omar _of_
Khayyam.”

“I think you will find that Omar Khayyam is the—ah—generally accepted
version of the poet’s name,” said the portrayer of Lord Finchley,
adding beneath his breath. “You silly ass!”

“You say Omar _of_ Khayyam,” bellowed Mr Goble. “Who’s running this
show, anyway?”

“Just as you please.”

Mr Goble turned to Wally.

“These actors …” he began, when Mr Pilkington appeared again at his
elbow.

“Mr Goble! Mr Goble!”

“What is it _now?_”

“Omar Khayyam was a Persian poet. His name was Khayyam.”

“That wasn’t the way _I_ heard it,” said Mr Goble doggedly. “Did
_you?_” he enquired of Wally. “I thought he was born at Khayyam.”

“You’re probably quite right,” said Wally, “but, if so, everybody else
has been wrong for a good many years. It’s usually supposed that the
gentleman’s name was Omar Khayyam. Khayyam, Omar J. Born 1050 A.D.,
educated privately and at Bagdad University. Represented Persia in the
Olympic Games of 1072, winning the sitting high-jump and the
egg-and-spoon race. The Khayyams were quite a well-known family in
Bagdad, and there was a lot of talk when Omar, who was Mrs Khayyam’s
pet son, took to drink and writing poetry. They had had it all fixed
for him to go into his father’s date business.”

Mr Goble was impressed. He had a respect for Wally’s opinion, for Wally
had written “Follow the Girl” and look what a knock-out that had been.
He stopped the rehearsal again.

“Go back to that Khayyam speech!” he said, interrupting Lord Finchley
in mid-sentence.

The actor whispered a hearty English oath beneath his breath. He had
been up late last night, and, in spite of the fair weather, he was
feeling a trifle on edge.

“‘In the words of Omar of Khayyam’…”

Mr Goble clapped his hands.

“Cut that ‘of,’” he said. “The show’s too long, anyway.”

And, having handled a delicate matter in masterly fashion, he leaned
back in his chair and chewed the end off another cigar.

For some minutes after this the rehearsal proceeded smoothly. If Mr
Goble did not enjoy the play, at least he made no criticisms except to
Wally. To him he enlarged from time to time on the pain which “The Rose
of America” caused him.

“How I ever came to put on junk like this beats me,” confessed Mr Goble
frankly.

“You probably saw that there was a good idea at the back of it,”
suggested Wally. “There is, you know. Properly handled, it’s an idea
that could be made into a success.”

“What would you do with it?”

“Oh, a lot of things,” said Wally warily. In his younger and callower
days he had sometimes been rash enough to scatter views on the
reconstruction of plays broadcast, to find them gratefully absorbed and
acted upon and treated as a friendly gift. His affection for Mr Goble
was not so overpowering as to cause him to give him ideas for nothing
now. “Any time you want me to fix it for you, I’ll come along. About
one and a half per cent of the gross would meet the case, I think.”

Mr Goble faced him, registering the utmost astonishment and horror.

“One and a half per cent for fixing a show like this? Why, darn it,
there’s hardly anything to do to it! It’s—it’s—in!”

“You called it junk just now.”

“Well, all I meant was that it wasn’t the sort of thing I cared for
myself. The public will eat it! Take it from me, the time is just about
ripe for a revival of comic opera.”

“This one will want all the reviving you can give it. Better use a
pulmotor.”

“But that long boob, that Pilkington … he would never stand for my
handing you one and a half per cent.”

“I thought _you_ were the little guy who arranged things round here.”

“But he’s got money in the show.”

“Well, if he wants to get any out, he’d better call in somebody to
rewrite it. You don’t have to engage me if you don’t want to. But I
know I could make a good job of it. There’s just one little twist the
thing needs and you would have quite a different piece.”

“What’s that?” enquired Mr Goble casually.

“Oh, just a little … what shall I say?… a little touch of
what-d’you-call-it and a bit of thingummy. You know the sort of thing!
That’s all it wants.”

Mr Goble gnawed his cigar, baffled.

“You think so, eh?” he said at length.

“And perhaps a suspicion of je-ne-sais-quoi,” added Wally.

Mr Goble worried his cigar, and essayed a new form of attack.

“You’ve done a lot of work for me,” he said. “Good work!”

“Glad you liked it,” said Wally.

“You’re a good kid! I like having you around. I was half thinking of
giving you a show to do this Fall. Corking book. French farce. Ran two
years in Paris. But what’s the good, if you want the earth?”

“Always useful, the earth. Good thing to have.”

“See here, if you’ll fix up this show for half of one per cent, I’ll
give you the other to do.”

“You shouldn’t slur your words so. For a moment I thought you said
‘half of one per cent.’ One and a half of course you really said.”

“If you won’t take half, you don’t get the other.”

“All right,” said Wally. “There are lots of other managers in New York.
Haven’t you seen them popping about? Rich, enterprising men, and all of
them love me like a son.”

“Make it one per cent,” said Mr Goble, “and I’ll see if I can fix it
with Pilkington.”

“One and a half.”

“Oh, damn it, one and a half, then,” said Mr Goble morosely. “What’s
the good of splitting straws?”

“Forgotten Sports of the Past—Splitting the Straw. All right. If you
drop me a line to that effect, legibly signed with your name, I’ll wear
it next my heart. I shall have to go now. I have a date. Good-bye. Glad
everything’s settled and everybody’s happy.”

For some moments after Wally had left, Mr Goble sat hunched up in his
orchestra-chair, smoking sullenly, his mood less sunny than ever.
Living in a little world of sycophants, he was galled by the off-hand
way in which Wally always treated him. There was something in the
latter’s manner which seemed to him sometimes almost contemptuous. He
regretted the necessity of having to employ him. There was, of course,
no real necessity why he should have employed Wally. New York was full
of librettists who would have done the work equally well for half the
money, but, like most managers, Mr Goble had the mental processes of a
sheep. “Follow the Girl” was the last outstanding musical success in
New York theatrical history: Wally had written it: therefore nobody but
Wally was capable of rewriting “The Rose of America.” The thing had for
Mr Goble the inevitability of Fate. Except for deciding mentally that
Wally had swelled head, there was nothing to be done.

Having decided that Wally had swelled head and not feeling much better,
Mr Goble concentrated his attention on the stage. A good deal of action
had taken place there during recently concluded business talk, and the
unfortunate Finchley was back again, playing another of his scenes. Mr
Goble glared at Lord Finchley. He did not like him, and he did not like
the way he was speaking his lines.

The part of Lord Finchley was a non-singing role. It was a type part.
Otis Pilkington had gone to the straight stage to find an artist, and
had secured the not uncelebrated Wentworth Hill, who had come over from
London to play in an English comedy which had just closed. The
newspapers had called the play thin, but had thought that Wentworth
Hill was an excellent comedian. Mr Hill thought so too, and it was
consequently a shock to his already disordered nerves when a bellow
from the auditorium stopped him in the middle of one of his speeches
and a rasping voice informed him that he was doing it all wrong.

“I beg your pardon?” said Mr. Hill, quietly but dangerously, stepping
to the footlights.

“All wrong!” repeated Mr Goble.

“Really?” Wentworth Hill, who a few years earlier had spent several
terms at Oxford University before being sent down for aggravated
disorderliness, had brought little away with him from that seat of
learning except the Oxford manner. This he now employed upon Mr Goble
with an icy severity which put the last touch to the manager’s
fermenting state of mind. “Perhaps you would be kind enough to tell me
just how you think that part should be played?”

Mr Goble marched down the aisle.

“Speak out to the audience,” he said, stationing himself by the
orchestra pit. “You’re turning your head away all the darned time.”

“I may be wrong,” said Mr Hill, “but I have played a certain amount,
don’t you know, in pretty good companies, and I was always under the
impression that one should address one’s remarks to the person one was
speaking to, not deliver a recitation to the gallery. I was taught that
that was the legitimate method.”

The word touched off all the dynamite in Mr Goble. Of all things in the
theatre he detested most the “legitimate method.” His idea of producing
was to instruct the cast to come down to the footlights and hand it to
’em. These people who looked up stage and talked to the audience
through the backs of their necks revolted him.

“Legitimate! That’s a hell of a thing to be! Where do you get that
legitimate stuff? You aren’t playing Ibsen!”

“Nor am I playing a knockabout vaudeville sketch.”

“Don’t talk back at me!”

“Kindly don’t shout at _me!_ Your voice is unpleasant enough without
your raising it.”

Open defiance was a thing which Mr Goble had never encountered before,
and for a moment it deprived him of breath. He recovered it, however,
almost immediately.

“You’re fired!”

“On the contrary,” said Mr Hill, “I’m resigning.” He drew a
green-covered script from his pocket and handed it with an air to the
pallid assistant stage-director. Then, more gracefully than ever
Freddie Rooke had managed to move downstage under the tuition of
Johnson Miller, he moved upstage to the exit. “I trust that you will be
able to find someone who will play the part according to your ideas!”

“I’ll find,” bellowed Mr Goble at his vanishing back, “a chorus-man
who’ll play it a damned sight better than you!” He waved to the
assistant stage-director. “Send the chorus-men on the stage!”

“All the gentlemen of the chorus on the stage, please!” shrilled the
assistant stage-director, bounding into the wings like a retriever.

“Mr Goble wants all the chorus-gentlemen on the stage!”

There was a moment, when the seven male members of “The Rose of
America” ensemble lined up self-consciously before his gleaming eyes,
when Mr Goble repented of his brave words. An uncomfortable feeling
passed across his mind that Fate had called his bluff and that he would
not be able to make good. All chorus-men are exactly alike, and they
are like nothing else on earth. Even Mr Goble, anxious as he was to
overlook their deficiencies, could not persuade himself that in their
ranks stood even an adequate Lord Finchley. And then, just as a cold
reaction from his fervid mood was about to set in, he perceived that
Providence had been good to him. There, at the extreme end of the line,
stood a young man who, as far as appearance went, was the ideal Lord
Finchley,—as far as appearance went, a far better Lord Finchley than
the late Mr Hill. He beckoned imperiously.

“You at the end!”

“Me?” said the young man.

“Yes, you. What’s your name?”

“Rooke. Frederick Rooke, don’t you know.”

“You’re English, aren’t you?”

“Eh? Oh, yes, absolutely!”

“Ever played a part before?”

“Part? Oh, I see what you mean. Well, in amateur theatricals, you know,
and all that sort of rot.”

His words were music to Mr Goble’s ears. He felt that his Napoleonic
action had justified itself by success. His fury left him. If he had
been capable of beaming, one would have said that he beamed at Freddie.

“Well, you play the part of Lord Finchley from now on. Come to my
office this afternoon for your contract. Clear the stage. We’ve wasted
enough time.”

Five minutes later, in the wings, Freddie, receiving congratulations
from Nelly Bryant, asserted himself.

“_Not_ the Automat today, I _think_, what! Now that I’m a jolly old
star and all that sort of thing, it can’t be done. Directly this is
over we’ll roll round to the Cosmopolis. A slight celebration is
indicated, what? Right ho! Rally round, dear heart, rally round!”



CHAPTER FIFTEEN


§ 1.

The lobby of the Hotel Cosmopolis is the exact center of New York, the
spot where at certain hours one is sure of meeting everybody one knows.
The first person that Nelly and Freddie saw, as they passed through the
swing doors, was Jill. She was seated on the chair by the big pillar in
the middle of the hall.

“What ho!” said Freddie. “Waiting for someone?”

“Hullo, Freddie. Yes, I’m waiting for Wally Mason. I got a note from
him this morning, asking me to meet him here. I’m a little early. I
haven’t congratulated you yet. You’re wonderful!”

“Thanks, old girl. Our young hero _is_ making pretty hefty strides in
his chosen profesh, what! Mr Rooke, who appears quite simple and
unspoiled by success, replied to our representative’s enquiry as to his
future plans that he proposed to stagger into the grill-room and imbibe
about eighteen dollars’ worth of lunch. Yes, it _is_ a bit of all
right, taking it by and large, isn’t it? I mean to say, the salary, the
jolly old salary, you know … quite a help when a fellow’s lost all his
money!”

Jill was surprised to observe that the Last of the Rookes was
contorting his face in an unsightly manner that seemed to be an attempt
at a wink, pregnant with hidden meaning. She took her cue dutifully,
though without understanding.

“Oh, yes,” she replied.

Freddie seemed grateful. With a cordial “Cheerio!” he led Nelly off to
the grill-room.

“I didn’t know Jill knew Mr Mason,” said Nelly, as they sat down at
their table.

“No?” said Freddie absently, running an experienced eye over the
bill-of-fare. He gave an elaborate order. “What was that? Oh,
absolutely! Jill and I and Wally were children together.”

“How funny you should all be together again like this.”

“Yes. Oh, good Lord!”

“What’s the matter?”

“It’s nothing. I meant to send a cable to a pal of mine in England.
I’ll send it after lunch.”

Freddie took out his handkerchief, and tied a knot in it. He was
slightly ashamed of the necessity of taking such a precaution, but it
was better to be on the safe side. His interview with Jill at the
theatre had left him with the conviction that there was only one thing
for him to do, and that was to cable poor old Derek to forget impending
elections and all the rest of it and pop over to America at once. He
knew that he would never have the courage to re-open the matter with
Jill himself. As an ambassador he was a spent force. If Jill was to be
wooed from her mood of intractability, Derek was the only man to do it.
Freddie was convinced that, seeing him in person, she would melt and
fall into his arms. Too dashed absurd, Freddie felt, two loving hearts
being separated like this and all that sort of thing. He replaced his
handkerchief in his pocket, relieved, and concentrated himself on the
entertainment of Nelly. A simple task, for, the longer he was with this
girl, the easier did it seem to talk to her.

Jill, left alone in the lobby, was finding the moments pass quite
pleasantly. She liked watching the people as they came in. One or two
of the girls of the company fluttered in like birds, were swooped upon
by their cavaliers, and fluttered off to the grill-room. The red-headed
Babe passed her with a genial nod, and, shortly after, Lois Denham, the
willowy recipient of sunbursts from her friend Izzy of the hat-checks,
came by in company with a sallow, hawk-faced young man with a furtive
eye, whom Jill took—correctly—to be Izzy himself. Lois was looking pale
and proud, and from the few words which came to Jill’s ears as they
neared her, seemed to be annoyed at having been kept waiting.

It was immediately after this that the swing-doors revolved rather more
violently than usual, and Mr Goble burst into view.

There was a cloud upon Mr Goble’s brow, seeming to indicate that his
grievance against life had not yet been satisfactorily adjusted: but it
passed as he saw Jill, and he came up to her with what he would
probably have claimed to be an ingratiating smile.

“Hello!” said Mr Goble. “All alone?”

Jill was about to say that the condition was merely temporary when the
manager went on.

“Come and have a bit of lunch.”

“Thank you very much,” said Jill, with the politeness of dislike, “but
I’m waiting for someone.”

“Chuck him!” advised Mr Goble cordially.

“No, thanks, I couldn’t, really.”

The cloud began to descend again upon Mr Goble’s brow. He was
accustomed to having these invitations of his treated as royal
commands.

“Come along!”

“I’m afraid it’s impossible.”

Mr Goble subjected her to a prolonged stare, seemed about to speak,
changed his mind, and swung off moodily in the direction of the
grill-room. He was not used to this sort of treatment.

He had hardly gone, when Wally appeared.

“What was he saying to you?” demanded Wally abruptly, without
preliminary greeting.

“He was asking me to lunch.”

Wally was silent for a moment. His good-natured face wore an unwonted
scowl.

“He went in there, of course?” he said, pointing to the grill-room.

“Yes.”

“Then let’s go into the other room,” said Wally. He regained his
good-humor. “It was awfully good of you to come. I didn’t know whether
you would be able to.”

“It was very nice of you to invite me.”

Wally grinned.

“How perfect our manners are! It’s a treat to listen! How did you know
that that was the one hat in New York I wanted you to wear?”

“Oh, these things get about. Do you like it?”

“It’s wonderful. Let’s take this table, shall we?”

§ 2.

They sat down. The dim, tapestry-hung room soothed Jill. She was
feeling a little tired after the rehearsal. At the far end of the room
an orchestra was playing a tune that she remembered and liked. Her mind
went back to the last occasion on which she and Wally had sat opposite
each other at a restaurant. How long ago it seemed! She returned to the
present to find Wally speaking to her.

“You left very suddenly the other night,” said Wally.

“I didn’t want to meet Freddie.”

Wally looked at her commiseratingly.

“I don’t want to spoil your lunch,” he said, “but Freddie knows all. He
has tracked you down. He met Nelly Bryant, whom he seems to have made
friends with in London, and she told him where you were and what you
were doing. For a girl who fled at his mere approach the night before
last, you don’t seem very agitated by the news,” he said, as Jill burst
into a peal of laughter.

“You haven’t heard?”

“Heard what?”

“Freddie got Mr Pilkington to put him in the chorus of the piece. He
was rehearsing when I arrived at the theatre this morning, and having a
terrible time with Mr Miller. And, later on, Mr Goble had a quarrel
with the man who was playing the Englishman, and the man threw up his
part and Mr Goble said he could get any one in the chorus to play it
just as well, and he chose Freddie. So now Freddie is one of the
principals, and bursting with pride!”

Wally threw his head back and uttered a roar of appreciation which
caused a luncher at a neighboring table to drop an oyster which he was
poising in mid-air.

“Don’t make such a noise!” said Jill severely. “Everyone’s looking at
you.”

“I must! It’s the most priceless thing I ever heard. I’ve always
maintained and I always will maintain that for pure lunacy nothing can
touch the musical comedy business. There isn’t anything that can’t
happen in musical comedy. ‘Alice in Wonderland’ is nothing to it.”

“Have you felt that, too? That’s exactly how I feel. It’s like a
perpetual ‘Mad Hatter’s Tea-Party.’”

“But what on earth made Freddie join the company at all?”

A sudden gravity descended upon Jill. The words had reminded her of the
thing which she was perpetually striving to keep out of her thoughts.

“He said he wanted to be there to keep an eye on me.”

Gravity is infectious. Wally’s smile disappeared. He, too, had been
recalled to thoughts which were not pleasant.

Wally crumbled his roll. There was a serious expression on his face.

“Freddie was quite right. I didn’t think he had so much sense.”

“Freddie was not right,” flared Jill. The recollection of her
conversation with that prominent artist still had the power to fire her
independent soul. “I’m not a child. I can look after myself. What I do
is my own business.”

“I’m afraid you’re going to find that your business is several people’s
business. I am interested in it myself. I don’t like your being on the
stage. Now bite my head off!”

“It’s very kind of you to bother about me …”

“I said ‘Bite my head off!’ I didn’t say ‘Freeze me!’ I take the
license of an old friend who in his time has put worms down your back,
and I repeat—I don’t like your being on the stage.”

“I shouldn’t have thought you would have been so”—Jill sought for a
devastating adjective—“so mid-Victorian!”

“As far as you are concerned, I’m the middest Victorian in existence.
Mid is my middle name.” Wally met her indignant gaze squarely.
“I-do-not-like-your-being-on-the-stage! Especially in any company which
Ike Goble is running.”

“Why Mr Goble particularly?”

“Because he is not the sort of man you ought to be coming in contact
with.”

“What nonsense!”

“It isn’t nonsense at all. I suppose you’ve read a lot about the morals
of theatrical managers …”

“Yes. And it seemed to be exaggerated and silly.”

“So it is. There’s nothing wrong with most of them. As a general thing,
they are very decent fellows,—extraordinarily decent if you think of
the position they are in. I don’t say that in a business way there’s
much they won’t try to put over on you. In the theatre, when it comes
to business, everything goes except biting and gouging. ‘There’s never
a law of God or man runs north of fifty-three.’ If you alter that to
‘north of Forty-first Street,’ it doesn’t scan as well, but it’s just
as true. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that the Golden Rule
is suspended there. You get used to it after you have been in the
theatre for awhile, and, except for leaving your watch and pocketbook
at home when you have to pay a call on a manager and keeping your face
to him so that he can’t get away with your back collar-stud, you don’t
take any notice of it. It’s all a game. If a manager swindles you, he
wins the hole and takes the honor. If you foil him, you are one up. In
either case, it makes no difference to the pleasantness of your
relations. You go on calling him by his first name, and he gives you a
couple of cigars out of his waistcoat pocket and says you’re a good
kid. There is nothing personal in it. He has probably done his best
friend out of a few thousand dollars the same morning, and you see them
lunching together after the ceremony as happily as possible. You’ve got
to make allowances for managers. They are the victims of heredity. When
a burglar marries a hat-check girl, their offspring goes into the
theatrical business automatically, and he can’t shake off the early
teaching which he imbibed at his father’s knee. But morals …”

Wally broke off to allow the waiter to place a fried sole before him.
Waiters always select the moment when we are talking our best to
intrude themselves.

“As regards morals,” resumed Wally, “that is a different matter. Most
managers are respectable, middle-aged men with wives and families. They
are in the business to make money, and they don’t want anything else
out of it. The girls in their companies are like so many clerks to
them, just machines that help to bring the money in. They don’t know
half a dozen of them to speak to. But our genial Ike is not like that.”
Wally consumed a mouthful of sole. “Ike Goble is a bad citizen. He
paws! He’s a slinker and a prowler and a leerer. He’s a pest and a
worm! He’s fat and soft and flabby. He has a greasy soul, a withered
heart, and an eye like a codfish. Not knocking him, of course!” added
Wally magnanimously. “Far be it from me to knock anyone! But, speaking
with the utmost respect and viewing him in the most favorable light, he
is a combination of tom-cat and the things you see when you turn over a
flat stone! Such are the reasons why I am sorry that you are in his
company.”

Jill had listened to this diatribe with a certain uneasiness.

Her brief encounters with Mr Goble told her that every word was
probably true. She could still feel the unpleasant sensation of being
inspected by the eye which Wally had compared—quite justly—to that of a
codfish. But her pride forbade any admission of weakness.

“I can take care of myself,” she said.

“I don’t doubt it,” said Wally. “And you could probably take care of
yourself if you fell into a muddy pond. But I shouldn’t like to stand
on the bank and watch you doing it. I know what girls in the chorus
have to go through. Hanging about for hours in draughts, doing nothing,
while the principals go through their scenes, and yelled at if they try
to relieve the tedium of captivity with a little light conversation …”

“Yes,” admitted Jill. “There has been a good lot of that.”

“There always is. I believe if the stage-carpenter was going to stick a
screw in a flat, they would call a chorus-rehearsal to watch him do it
… Jill, you must get out of it. It’s no life for you. The work …”

“I like the work.”

“While it’s new, perhaps, but …”

Jill interrupted him passionately.

“Oh, can’t you understand!” she cried. “I want the work. I need it. I
want something to do, something to occupy my mind. I hate talking about
it, but you know how things are with me. Freddie must have told you.
Even if he didn’t, you must have guessed, meeting me here all alone and
remembering how things were when we last met. You must understand!
Haven’t you ever had a terrible shock or a dreadful disappointment that
seemed to smash up the whole world? And didn’t you find that the only
possible thing to do was to work and work and work as hard as ever you
could? When I first came to America, I nearly went mad. Uncle Chris
sent me down to a place on Long Island, and I had nothing to do all day
but think. I couldn’t stand it. I ran away and came to New York and met
Nelly Bryant and got this work to do. It saved me. It kept me busy all
day and tired me out and didn’t give me time to think. The harder it
is, the better it suits me. It’s an antidote. I simply wouldn’t give it
up now. As for what you were saying, I must put up with that. The other
girls do, so why shouldn’t I?”

“They are toughened to it.”

“Then I must get toughened to it. What else is there for me to do? I
must do something.”

“Marry me!” said Wally, reaching across the table and putting his hand
on hers. The light in his eyes lit up his homely face like a lantern.

§ 3.

The suddenness of it startled Jill into silence. She snatched her hand
away and drew back, looking at him in wonderment. She was confusedly
aware of a babble of sound,—people talking, people laughing, the
orchestra playing a lively tune. All her senses seemed to have become
suddenly more acute. She was intensely alive to small details. Then,
abruptly, the whole world condensed itself into two eyes that were
fastened upon hers,—compelling eyes which she felt a panic desire to
avoid.

She turned her head away, and looked out into the restaurant. It seemed
incredible that all these people, placidly intent upon their food and
their small talk, should not be staring at her, wondering what she was
going to say; nudging each other and speculating. Their detachment made
her feel alone and helpless. She was nothing to them and they did not
care what happened to her, just as she had been nothing to those frozen
marshes down at Brookport. She was alone in an indifferent world, with
her own problems to settle for herself.

Other men had asked Jill to marry them,—a full dozen of them, here and
there in country houses and at London before she had met and loved
Derek Underhill: but nothing that she had had in the way of experience
had prepared her for Wally. These others had given her time to marshal
her forces, to collect herself, to weigh them thoughtfully in the
balance. Before speaking, they had signalled their devotion in a
hundred perceptible ways—by their pinkness, their stammering
awkwardness, by the glassy look in their eyes. They had not shot a
proposal at her like a bullet from out of the cover of a conversation
that had nothing to do with their emotions at all.

Yet, now that the shock of it was dying away, she began to remember
signs she would have noticed, speeches which ought to have warned her …

“Wally!” she gasped.

She found that he affected her in an entirely different fashion from
the luckless dozen of those London days. He seemed to matter more, to
be more important, almost—though she rebelled at the word—more
dangerous.

“Let me take you out of it all! You aren’t fit for this sort of life. I
can’t bear to see you …”

Jill bent forward and touched his hand. He started as though he had
been burned. The muscles of his throat were working.

“Wally, it’s—” She paused for a word. “Kind” was horrible. It would
have sounded cold, almost supercilious. “Sweet” was the sort of thing
she could imagine Lois Penham saying to her friend Izzy. She began her
sentence again. “You’re a dear to say that, but …”

Wally laughed chokingly.

“You think I’m altruistic? I’m not. I’m just as selfish and
self-centered as any other man who wants a thing very badly. I’m as
altruistic as a child crying for the moon. I want you to marry me
because I love you, because there never was anybody like you, because
you’re the whole world, because I always have loved you. I’ve been
dreaming about you for a dozen years, thinking about you, wondering
about you—wondering where you were, what you were doing, how you
looked. I used to think that it was just sentimentality, that you
merely stood for a time of my life when I was happier than I have ever
been since. I used to think that you were just a sort of peg on which I
was hanging a pleasant sentimental regret for days which could never
come back. You were a memory that seemed to personify all the other
memories of the best time of my life. You were the goddess of old
associations. Then I met you in London, and it was different. I wanted
you—_you!_ I didn’t want you because you recalled old times and were
associated with dead happiness, I wanted _you!_ I knew I loved you
directly you spoke to me at the theatre that night of the fire. I loved
your voice and your eyes and your smile and your courage. And then you
told me you were engaged. I might have expected it, but I couldn’t keep
my jealousy from showing itself, and you snubbed me as I deserved. But
now … things are different now. Everything’s different, except my
love.”

Jill turned her face to the wall beside her. A man at the next table, a
corpulent red-faced man, had begun to stare. He could have heard
nothing, for Wally had spoken in a low voice; but plainly he was aware
that something more interesting was happening at their table than at
any of the other tables, and he was watching with a bovine
inquisitiveness which affected Jill with a sense of outrage. A moment
before, she had resented the indifference of the outer world. Now, this
one staring man seemed like a watching multitude. There were tears in
her eyes, and she felt that the red-faced man suspected it.

“Wally …” Her voice broke. “It’s impossible.”

“Why? Why, Jill?”

“Because … Oh, it’s impossible!”

There was a silence.

“Because …” He seemed to find a difficulty in speaking, “Because of
Underhill?”

Jill nodded. She felt wretched. The monstrous incongruity of her
surroundings oppressed her. The orchestra dashed into a rollicking
melody, which set her foot tapping in spite of herself. At a near-by
table somebody was shouting with laughter. Two waiters at a
service-stand were close enough for her to catch snatches of their
talk. They were arguing about an order of fried potatoes. Once again
her feelings veered round, and she loathed the detachment of the world.
Her heart ached for Wally. She could not look at him, but she knew
exactly what she would see if she did,—honest, pleading eyes searching
her face for something which she could not give.

“Yes,” she said.

The table creaked. Wally was leaning further forward. He seemed like
something large and pathetic,—a big dog in trouble. She hated to be
hurting him. And all the time her foot tapped accompaniment to the
rag-time tune.

“But you can’t live all your life with a memory,” said Wally.

Jill turned and faced him. His eyes seemed to leap at her, and they
were just as she had pictured them.

“You don’t understand,” she said gently. “You don’t understand.”

“It’s ended. It’s over.”

Jill shook her head.

“You can’t still love him, after what has happened!”

“I don’t know,” said Jill unhappily.

The words seemed to bewilder Wally as much as they had bewildered
Freddie.

“You don’t know!”

Jill shut her eyes tight. Wally quivered. It was a trick she had had as
a child. In perplexity, she had always screwed up her eyes just like
that, as if to shut herself up in herself.

“Don’t talk for a minute, Wally,” she said. “I want to think.”

Her eyes opened.

“It’s like this,” she said. He had seen her look at him exactly the
same way a hundred times. “I don’t suppose I can make you understand,
but this is how it is. Suppose you had a room, and it was full of
things. Furniture. And there wasn’t any space left. You—you couldn’t
put anything else in till you had taken all that out, could you? It
might not be worth anything, but it would still be there taking up all
the room.”

Wally nodded.

“Yes,” he said. “I see.”

“My heart’s full, Wally dear. I know it’s just lumber that’s choking it
up, but it’s difficult to get it out. It takes time getting it out. I
put it in, thinking it was wonderful furniture, the most wonderful in
the world, and—I was cheated. It was just lumber. But it’s there. It’s
still there. It’s there all the time. And what am I to do?”

The orchestra crashed, and was silent. The sudden stillness seemed to
break a spell. The world invaded the little island where they sat. A
chattering party of girls and men brushed past them. The waiter,
judging that they had been there long enough, slipped a strip of paper,
decorously turned upside down, in front of Wally. He took the money,
and went away to get change.

Wally turned to Jill.

“I understand,” he said. “All this hasn’t happened, and we’re just as
good pals as before?”

“Yes.”

“But …” He forced a laugh … “mark my words, a time may come, and then …
!”

“I don’t know,” said Jill.

“A time may come,” repeated Wally. “At any rate, let me think so. It
has nothing to do with me. It’s for you to decide, absolutely. I’m not
going to pursue you with my addresses! If ever you get that room of
yours emptied, you won’t have to hang out a ‘To Let’ sign. I shall be
waiting and you will know where to find me. And, in the meantime, yours
to command, Wallace Mason. Is that clear?”

“Quite clear.” Jill looked at him affectionately. “There’s nobody I’d
rather open that room to than you, Wally. You know that.”

“Is that the solemn truth?”

“The solemn truth!”

“Then,” said Wally, “in two minutes you will see a startled waiter.
There will be about fourteen dollars change out of that twenty he took
away. I’m going to give it all to him.”

“You mustn’t!”

“Every cent!” said Wally firm. “And the young Greek brigand who stole
my hat at the door is going to get a dollar! That, as our ascetic and
honorable friend Goble would say, is the sort of little guy _I_ am!”


The red-faced man at the next table eyed them as they went out, leaving
behind them a waiter who clutched totteringly for support at the back
of a chair.

“Had a row,” he decided, “but made it up.”

He called for a toothpick.



CHAPTER SIXTEEN


§ 1.

On the boardwalk at Atlantic City, that much-enduring seashore resort
which has been the birthplace of so many musical plays, there stands an
all-day and all-night restaurant, under the same management and
offering the same hospitality as the one in Columbus Circle at which
Jill had taken her first meal on arriving in New York. At least, its
hospitality is noisy during the waking and working hours of the day;
but there are moments when it has an almost cloistral peace, and the
customer, abashed by the cold calm of its snowy marble and the silent
gravity of the white-robed attendants, unconsciously lowers his voice
and tries to keep his feet from shuffling, like one in a temple. The
members of the chorus of “The Rose of America,” dropping in by ones and
twos at six o’clock in the morning about two weeks after the events
recorded in the last chapter, spoke in whispers and gave their orders
for breakfast in a subdued undertone.

The dress-rehearsal had just dragged its weary length to a close. It is
the custom of the dwellers in Atlantic City, who seem to live entirely
for pleasure, to attend a species of vaudeville performance—incorrectly
termed a sacred concert—on Sunday nights: and it had been one o’clock
in the morning before the concert scenery could be moved out of the
theatre and the first act set of “The Rose of America” moved in. And,
as by some unwritten law of the drama no dress-rehearsal can begin
without a delay of at least an hour and a half, the curtain had not
gone up on Mr Miller’s opening chorus till half past two. There had
been dress-parades, conferences, interminable arguments between the
stage-director and a mysterious man in shirtsleeves about the lights,
more dress-parades, further conferences, hitches with regard to the
sets, and another outbreak of debate on the subject of blues, ambers,
and the management of the “spot,” which was worked by a plaintive
voice, answering to the name of Charlie, at the back of the family
circle. But by six o’clock a complete, if ragged, performance had been
given, and the chorus, who had partaken of no nourishment since dinner
on the previous night, had limped off round the corner for a bite of
breakfast before going to bed.

They were a battered and a draggled company, some with dark circles
beneath their eyes, others blooming with the unnatural scarlet of the
make-up which they had been too tired to take off. The Duchess, haughty
to the last, had fallen asleep with her head on the table. The
red-headed Babe was lying back in her chair, staring at the ceiling.
The Southern girl blinked like an owl at the morning sunshine out on
the boardwalk.

The Cherub, whose triumphant youth had brought her almost fresh through
a sleepless night, contributed the only remark made during the interval
of waiting for the meal.

“The fascination of a thtage life! Why girls leave home!” She looked at
her reflection in the little mirror of her vanity-bag. “It _is_ a
face!” she murmured reflectively. “But I should hate to have to go
around with it long!”

A sallow young man, with the alertness peculiar to those who work on
the night-shifts of restaurants, dumped a tray down on the table with a
clatter. The Duchess woke up. Babe took her eyes off the ceiling. The
Southern girl ceased to look at the sunshine. Already, at the mere
sight of food, the extraordinary recuperative powers of the theatrical
worker had begun to assert themselves. In five minutes these girls
would be feeling completely restored and fit for anything.

Conversation broke out with the first sip of coffee, and the calm of
the restaurant was shattered. Its day had begun.

“It’s a great life if you don’t weaken,” said the Cherub, hungrily
attacking her omelette. “And the wortht is yet to come! I thuppose all
you old dears realithe that this show will have to be rewritten from
end to end, and we’ll be rehearthing day and night all the time we’re
on the road.”

“Why?” Lois Denham spoke with her mouth full. “What’s wrong with it?”

The Duchess took a sip of coffee.

“Don’t make me laugh!” she pleaded. “What’s wrong with it? What’s right
with it, one would feel more inclined to ask!”

“One would feel thtill more inclined,” said the Cherub, “to athk why
one was thuch a chump as to let oneself in for this sort of thing when
one hears on all sides that waitresses earn thixty dollars a month.”

“The numbers are all right,” argued Babe. “I don’t mean the melodies,
but Johnny has arranged some good business.”

“He always does,” said the Southern girl. “Some more buckwheat cakes,
please. But what about the book?”

“I never listen to the book.”

The Cherub laughed.

“You’re too good to yourself! I listened to it right along and take it
from me it’s sad! Of courthe they’ll have it fixed. We can’t open in
New York like this. My professional reputation wouldn’t thtand it!
Didn’t you thee Wally Mason in front, making notes? They’ve got him
down to do the rewriting.”

Jill, who had been listening in a dazed way to the conversation,
fighting against the waves of sleep which flooded over her, woke up.

“Was Wally—was Mr Mason there?”

“Sure. Sitting at the back.”

Jill couldn’t have said whether she was glad or sorry. She had not seen
Wally since that afternoon when they lunched together at the
Cosmopolis, and the rush of the final weeks of rehearsals had given her
little opportunity for thinking of him. At the back of her mind had
been the feeling that sooner or later she would have to think of him,
but for two weeks she had been too tired and too busy to re-examine him
as a factor in her life. There had been times when the thought of him
had been like the sunshine on a winter day, warming her with almost an
impersonal glow in moments of depression. And then some sharp, poignant
memory of Derek would come to blot him out. She remembered the image
she had used to explain Derek to Wally, and the truth of it came home
to her more strongly than ever. Whatever Derek might have done, he was
in her heart and she could not get him out.

She came out of her thoughts to find that the talk had taken another
turn.

“And the wortht of it is,” the Cherub was saying, “we shall rehearthe
all day and give a show every night and work ourselves to the bone, and
then, when they’re good and ready, they’ll fire one of us!”

“That’s right!” agreed the Southern girl.

“They couldn’t!” Jill cried.

“You wait!” said the Cherub. “They’ll never open in New York with
thirteen girls. Ike’s much too thuperstitious.”

“But they wouldn’t do a thing like that after we’ve all worked so
hard!”

There was a general burst of sardonic laughter. Jill’s opinion of the
chivalry of theatrical managers seemed to be higher than that of her
more experienced colleagues. “They’ll do anything,” the Cherub assured
her. “You don’t know the half of it, dearie,” scoffed Lois Denham. “You
don’t know the half of it!”

“Wait till you’ve been in as many shows as I have,” said Babe, shaking
her red locks. “The usual thing is to keep a girl slaving her head off
all through the road-tour and then fire her before the New York
opening.”

“But it’s a shame! It isn’t fair!”

“If one is expecting to be treated fairly,” said the Duchess with a
prolonged yawn, “one should not go into the show-business.”

And, having uttered this profoundly true maxim, she fell asleep again.

The slumber of the Duchess was the signal for a general move. Her
somnolence was catching. The restorative effects of the meal were
beginning to wear off. There was a call for a chorus-rehearsal at four
o’clock, and it seemed the wise move to go to bed and get some sleep
while there was time. The Duchess was roused from her dreams by means
of a piece of ice from one of the tumblers; checks were paid; and the
company poured out, yawning and chattering, into the sunlight of the
empty boardwalk.

Jill detached herself from the group, and made her way to a seat facing
the ocean. Tiredness had fallen upon her like a leaden weight, crushing
all the power out of her limbs, and the thought of walking to the
boarding-house where, from motives of economy, she was sharing a room
with the Cherub, paralyzed her.

It was a perfect morning, clear and cloudless, with the warm freshness
of a day that means to be hotter later on. The sea sparkled in the sun.
Little waves broke lazily on the gray sand. Jill closed her eyes, for
the brightness of sun and water was trying; and her thoughts went back
to what the Cherub had said.

If Wally was really going to rewrite the play, they would be thrown
together. She would be obliged to meet him, and she was not sure that
she was ready to meet him. Still, he would be somebody to talk to on
subjects other than the one eternal topic of the theatre, somebody who
belonged to the old life. She had ceased to regard Freddie Rooke in
this light: for Freddie, solemn with his new responsibilities as a
principal, was the most whole-hearted devotee of “shop” in the company.
Freddie nowadays declined to consider any subject for conversation that
did not have to do with “The Rose of America” in general and his share
in it in particular. Jill had given him up, and he had paired off with
Nelly Bryant. The two were inseparable. Jill had taken one or two meals
with them, but Freddie’s professional monologues, of which Nelly seemed
never to weary, were too much for her. As a result she was now very
much alone. There were girls in the company whom she liked, but most of
them had their own intimate friends, and she was always conscious of
not being really wanted. She was lonely, and, after examining the
matter as clearly as her tired mind would allow, she found herself
curiously soothed by the thought that Wally would be near to mitigate
her loneliness.

She opened her eyes, blinking. Sleep had crept upon her with an
insidious suddenness, and she had almost fallen over on the seat. She
was just bracing herself to get up and begin the long tramp to the
boarding-house, when a voice spoke at her side.

“Hullo! Good morning!”

Jill looked up.

“Hullo, Wally!”

“Surprised to see me?”

“No. Milly Trevor said she had seen you at the rehearsal last night.”

Wally came round the bench and seated himself at her side. His eyes
were tired, and his chin dark and bristly.

“Had breakfast?”

“Yes, thanks. Have you?”

“Not yet. How are you feeling?”

“Rather tired.”

“I wonder you’re not dead. I’ve been through a good many
dress-rehearsals, but this one was the record. Why they couldn’t have
had it comfortably in New York and just have run through the piece
without scenery last night, I don’t know, except that in musical comedy
it’s etiquette always to do the most inconvenient thing. They know
perfectly well that there was no chance of getting the scenery into the
theatre till the small hours. You must be worn out. Why aren’t you in
bed?”

“I couldn’t face the walk. I suppose I ought to be going, though.”

She half rose, then sank back again. The glitter of the water
hypnotized her. She closed her eyes again. She could hear Wally
speaking, then his voice grew suddenly faint and far off, and she
ceased to fight the delicious drowsiness.

Jill awoke with a start. She opened her eyes, and shut them again at
once. The sun was very strong now. It was one of those prematurely warm
days of early Spring which have all the languorous heat of late summer.
She opened her eyes once more, and found that she was feeling greatly
refreshed. She also discovered that her head was resting on Wally’s
shoulder.

“Have I been asleep?”

Wally laughed.

“You have been having what you might call a nap.” He massaged his left
arm vigorously. “You needed it. Do you feel more rested now?”

“Good gracious! Have I been squashing your poor arm all the time? Why
didn’t you move?”

“I was afraid you would fall over. You just shut your eyes and toppled
sideways.”

“What’s the time?”

Wally looked at his watch.

“Just on ten.”

“Ten!” Jill was horrified. “Why, I have been giving you cramp for about
three hours! You must have had an awful time!”

“Oh, it was all right. I think I dozed off myself. Except that the
birds didn’t come and cover us with leaves; it was rather like the
‘Babes in the Wood.’”

“But you haven’t had any breakfast! Aren’t you starving?”

“Well, I’m not saying I wouldn’t spear a fried egg with some vim if it
happened to float past. But there’s plenty of time for that. Lots of
doctors say you oughtn’t to eat breakfast, and Indian fakirs go without
food for days at a time in order to develop their souls. Shall I take
you back to wherever you’re staying? You ought to get a proper sleep in
bed.”

“Don’t dream of taking me. Go off and have something to eat.”

“Oh, that can wait. I’d like to see you safely home.”

Jill was conscious of a renewed sense of his comfortingness. There was
no doubt about it, Wally was different from any other man she had
known. She suddenly felt guilty, as if she were obtaining something
valuable under false pretences.

“Wally!”

“Hullo?”

“You—you oughtn’t to be so good to me!”

“Nonsense! Where’s the harm in lending a hand—or, rather, an arm—to a
pal in trouble?”

“You know what I mean. I can’t … that is to say … it isn’t as though …
I mean …”

Wally smiled a tired, friendly smile.

“If you’re trying to say what I think you’re trying to say, don’t! We
had all that out two weeks ago. I quite understand the position. You
mustn’t worry yourself about it.” He took her arm, and they crossed the
boardwalk. “Are we going in the right direction? You lead the way. I
know exactly how you feel. We’re old friends, and nothing more. But, as
an old friend, I claim the right to behave like an old friend. If an
old friend can’t behave like an old friend, how _can_ an old friend
behave? And now we’ll rule the whole topic out of the conversation. But
perhaps you’re too tired for conversation?”

“Oh, no.”

“Then I will tell you about the sad death of young Mr Pilkington.”

“What!”

“Well, when I say death, I use the word in a loose sense. The human
giraffe still breathes, and I imagine, from the speed with which he
legged it back to his hotel when we parted, that he still takes
nourishment. But really he is dead. His heart is broken. We had a
conference after the dress-rehearsal, and our friend Mr Goble told him
in no uncertain words—in the whole course of my experience I have never
heard words less uncertain—that his damned rotten high-brow false-alarm
of a show—I am quoting Mr Goble—would have to be rewritten by alien
hands. And these are them! On the right, alien right hand. On the left,
alien left hand. Yes, I am the instrument selected for the murder of
Pilkington’s artistic aspirations. I’m going to rewrite the show. In
fact, I have already rewritten the first act and most of the second.
Goble foresaw this contingency and told me to get busy two weeks ago,
and I’ve been working hard ever since. We shall start rehearsing the
new version tomorrow and open in Baltimore next Monday with practically
a different piece. And it’s going to be a pippin, believe me, said our
hero modestly. A gang of composers has been working in shifts for two
weeks, and, by chucking out nearly all of the original music, we shall
have a good score. It means a lot of work for you, I’m afraid. All the
business of the numbers will have to be re-arranged.”

“I like work,” said Jill. “But I’m sorry for Mr Pilkington.”

“He’s all right. He owns seventy per cent of the show. He may make a
fortune. He’s certain to make a comfortable sum. That is, if he doesn’t
sell out his interest in pique—or dudgeon, if you prefer it. From what
he said at the close of the proceedings, I fancy he would sell out to
anybody who asked him. At least, he said that he washed his hands of
the piece. He’s going back to New York this afternoon,—won’t even wait
for the opening. Of course, _I’m_ sorry for the poor chap in a way, but
he had no right, with the excellent central idea which he got, to turn
out such a rotten book. Oh, by the way!”

“Yes?”

“Another tragedy! Unavoidable, but pathetic. Poor old Freddie! He’s
out!”

“Oh, no!”

“Out!” repeated Wally firmly.

“But didn’t you think he was good last night?”

“He was awful! But that isn’t why. Goble wanted his part rewritten as a
Scotchman, so as to get McAndrew, the fellow who made such a hit last
season in ‘Hoots, Mon!’ That sort of thing is always happening in
musical comedy. You have to fit parts to suit whatever good people
happen to be available at the moment. When you’ve had one or two
experiences of changing your Italian count to a Jewish
millionaire—invariably against time: they always want the script on
Thursday next at noon—and then changing him again to a Russian
Bolshevik, you begin to realize what is meant by the words ‘Death,
where is thy sting?’ My heart bleeds for Freddie, but what can one do?
At any rate he isn’t so badly off as a fellow was in one of my shows.
In the second act he was supposed to have escaped from an asylum, and
the management, in a passion for realism, insisted that he should shave
his head. The day after he shaved it, they heard that a superior
comedian was disengaged and fired him. It’s a ruthless business.”

“The girls were saying that one of us would be dismissed.”

“Oh, I shouldn’t think that’s likely.”

“I hope not.”

“So do I. What are we stopping for?” Jill had halted in front of a
shabby-looking house, one of those depressing buildings which spring up
overnight at seashore resorts and start to decay the moment the
builders have left them.

“I live here.”

“Here!” Wally looked at her in consternation. “But …”

Jill smiled.

“We working-girls have got to economize. Besides, it’s quite
comfortable—fairly comfortable—inside, and it’s only for a week.” She
yawned. “I believe I’m falling asleep again. I’d better hurry in and go
to bed. Good-bye, Wally dear. You’ve been wonderful. Mind you go and
get a good breakfast.”

§ 2.

When Jill arrived at the theatre at four o’clock for the chorus
rehearsal, the expected blow had not fallen. No steps had apparently
been taken to eliminate the thirteenth girl whose presence in the cast
preyed on Mr. Goble’s superstitious mind. But she found her colleagues
still in a condition of pessimistic foreboding. “Wait!” was the gloomy
watchword of “The Rose of America” chorus.

The rehearsal passed off without event. It lasted until six o’clock,
when Jill, the Cherub, and two or three of the other girls went to
snatch a hasty dinner before returning to the theatre to make up. It
was not a cheerful meal. Reaction had set in after the overexertion of
the previous night, and it was too early for first-night excitement to
take its place. Everybody, even the Cherub, whose spirits seldom failed
her, was depressed, and the idea of an overhanging doom had grown. It
seemed now to be merely a question of speculating on the victim, and
the conversation gave Jill, as the last addition to the company and so
the cause of swelling the ranks of the chorus to the unlucky number, a
feeling of guilt. She was glad when it was time to go back to the
theatre.

The moment she and her companions entered the dressing-room, it was
made clear to them that the doom had fallen. In a chair in the corner,
all her pretence and affectation swept away in a flood of tears, sat
the unhappy Duchess, the center of a group of girls anxious to console
but limited in their ideas of consolation to an occasional pat on the
back and an offer of a fresh pocket-handkerchief.

“It’s tough, honey!” somebody was saying as Jill came in.

Somebody else said it was fierce, and a third girl declared it to be
the limit. A fourth girl, well-meaning but less helpful than she would
have liked to be, was advising the victim not to worry.

The story of the disaster was brief and easily told. The Duchess,
sailing in at the stage-door, had paused at the letter-box to see if
Cuthbert, her faithful auto-salesman, had sent her a good-luck
telegram. He had, but his good wishes were unfortunately neutralized by
the fact that the very next letter in the box was one from the
management, crisp and to the point, informing the Duchess that her
services would not be required that night or thereafter. It was the
subtle meanness of the blow that roused the indignation of “The Rose of
America” chorus, the cunning villainy with which it had been timed.

“Poor Mae, if she’d opened tonight, they’d have had to give her two
weeks’ notice or her salary. But they can fire her without a cent just
because she’s only been rehearsing and hasn’t given a show!”

The Duchess burst into fresh flood of tears.

“Don’t you worry, honey!” advised the well-meaning girl, who would have
been in her element looking in on Job with Bildad the Shuhite and his
friends. “Don’t you worry!”

“It’s tough!” said the girl, who had adopted that form of verbal
consolation.

“It’s fierce!” said the girl who preferred that adjective.

The other girl, with an air of saying something new, repeated her
statement that it was the limit. The Duchess cried forlornly
throughout. She had needed this engagement badly. Chorus salaries are
not stupendous, but it is possible to save money by means of them
during a New York run, especially if you have spent three years in a
milliner’s shop and can make your own clothes, as the Duchess, in spite
of her air of being turned out by Fifth Avenue modistes, could and did.
She had been looking forward, now that this absurd piece was to be
rewritten by someone who knew his business and had a good chance of
success, to putting by just those few dollars that make all the
difference when you are embarking on married life. Cuthbert, for all
his faithfulness, could not hold up the financial end of the
establishment unsupported for at least another eighteen months; and
this disaster meant that the wedding would have to be postponed again.
So the Duchess, abandoning that aristocratic manner criticized by some
of her colleagues as “up-stage” and by others as “Ritz-y,” sat in her
chair and consumed pocket-handkerchiefs as fast as they were offered to
her.

Jill had been the only girl in the room who had spoken no word of
consolation. This was not because she was not sorry for the Duchess.
She had never been sorrier for any one in her life. The pathos of that
swift descent from haughtiness to misery had bitten deep into her
sensitive heart. But she revolted at the idea of echoing the banal
words of the others. Words were no good, she thought, as she set her
little teeth and glared at an absent management,—a management just
about now presumably distending itself with a luxurious dinner at one
of the big hotels. Deeds were what she demanded. All her life she had
been a girl of impulsive action, and she wanted to act impulsively now.
She was in much the same Berserk mood as had swept her, raging, to the
defence of Bill the parrot on the occasion of his dispute with Henry of
London. The fighting spirit which had been drained from her by the
all-night rehearsal had come back in full measure.

“What are you going to _do?_” she cried. “Aren’t you going to _do_
something?”

Do? The members of “The Rose of America” ensemble looked doubtfully at
one another. Do? It had not occurred to them that there was anything to
be done. These things happened, and you regretted them, but as for
doing anything, well, what _could_ you do?

Jill’s face was white and her eyes were flaming. She dominated the
roomful of girls like a little Napoleon. The change in her startled
them. Hitherto they had always looked on her as rather an unusually
quiet girl. She had always made herself unobtrusively pleasant to them
all. They all liked her. But they had never suspected her of possessing
this militant quality. Nobody spoke, but there was a general stir. She
had flung a new idea broadcast, and it was beginning to take root. Do
something? Well, if it came to that, why not?

“We ought all to refuse to go on tonight unless they let her go on!”
Jill declared.

The stir became a movement. Enthusiasm is catching, and every girl is
at heart a rebel. And the idea was appealing to the imagination. Refuse
to give a show on the opening night! Had a chorus ever done such a
thing? They trembled on the verge of making history.

“Strike?” quavered somebody at the back.

“Yes, strike!” cried Jill.

“Hooray! That’s the thtuff!” shouted the Cherub, and turned the scale.
She was a popular girl, and her adherence to the Cause confirmed the
doubters. “Thtrike!”

“Strike! Strike!”

Jill turned to the Duchess, who had been gaping amazedly at the
demonstration. She no longer wept, but she seemed in a dream.

“Dress and get ready to go on,” Jill commanded. “We’ll all dress and
get ready to go on. Then I’ll go and find Mr Goble and tell him what we
mean to do. And, if he doesn’t give in, we’ll stay here in this room,
and there won’t be a performance!”

§ 3.

Mr Goble, with a Derby hat on the back of his head and an unlighted
cigar in the corner of his mouth, was superintending the erection of
the first act set when Jill found him. He was standing with his back to
the safety-curtain glowering at a blue canvas, supposed to represent
one of those picturesque summer skies which you get at the best places
on Long Island. Jill, coming down stage from the staircase that led to
the dressing-room, interrupted his line of vision.

“Get out of the light!” bellowed Mr Goble, always a man of direct
speech, adding “Damn you!” for good measure.

“Please move to one side,” interpreted the stage-director. “Mr Goble is
looking at the set.”

The head carpenter, who completed the little group, said nothing. Stage
carpenters always say nothing. Long association with fussy directors
has taught them that the only policy to pursue on opening nights is to
withdraw into the silence, wrap themselves up in it, and not emerge
until the enemy has grown tired and gone off to worry somebody else.

“It don’t look right!” said Mr Goble, cocking his head on one side.

“I see what you mean, Mr Goble,” assented the stage-director
obsequiously. “It has perhaps a little too much—er—not quite
enough—yes, I see what you mean!”

“It’s too—damn—BLUE!” rasped Mr Goble, impatient of this vacillating
criticism. “That’s what’s the matter with it.”

The head carpenter abandoned the silent policy of a lifetime. He felt
impelled to utter. He was a man who, when not at the theatre, spent
most of his time in bed, reading all-fiction magazines: but it so
happened that once, last summer, he had actually seen the sky; and he
considered that this entitled him to speak almost as a specialist on
the subject.

“Ther sky _is_ blue!” he observed huskily. “Yessir! I seen it!”

He passed into the silence again, and, to prevent a further lapse,
stopped up his mouth with a piece of chewing-gum.

Mr Goble regarded the silver-tongued orator wrathfully. He was not
accustomed to chatter-boxes arguing with him like this. He would
probably have said something momentous and crushing, but at this point
Jill intervened.

“Mr Goble.”

The manager swung round on her.

“What _is_ it?”

It is sad to think how swiftly affection can change to dislike in this
world. Two weeks before, Mr Goble had looked on Jill with favor. She
had seemed good in his eyes. But that refusal of hers to lunch with
him, followed by a refusal some days later to take a bit of supper
somewhere, had altered his views on feminine charm. If it had been left
to him, as most things were about his theatre, to decide which of the
thirteen girls should be dismissed, he would undoubtedly have selected
Jill. But at this stage in the proceedings there was the unfortunate
necessity of making concessions to the temperamental Johnson Miller. Mr
Goble was aware that the dance-director’s services would be badly
needed in the re-arrangement of the numbers during the coming week or
so, and he knew that there were a dozen managers waiting eagerly to
welcome him if he threw up his present job, so he had been obliged to
approach him in quite a humble spirit and enquire which of his female
chorus could be most easily spared. And, as the Duchess had a habit of
carrying her haughty languor onto the stage and employing it as a
substitute for the chorea which was Mr. Miller’s ideal, the
dancer-director had chosen her. To Mr Goble’s dislike of Jill,
therefore, was added now something of the fury of the baffled
potentate.

“’Jer want?” he demanded.

“Mr Goble is extremely busy,” said the stage-director. “Ex-tremely.”

A momentary doubt as to the best way of approaching her subject had
troubled Jill on her way downstairs, but, now that she was on the
battle-field confronting the enemy, she found herself cool, collected,
and full of a cold rage which steeled her nerves without confusing her
mind.

“I came to ask you to let Mae D’Arcy go on tonight.”

“Who the hell’s Mae D’Arcy?” Mr Goble broke off to bellow at a
scene-shifter who was depositing the wall of Mrs Stuyvesant van Dyke’s
Long Island residence too far down stage. “Not there, you fool! Higher
up!”

“You gave her her notice this evening,” said Jill.

“Well, what about it?”

“We want you to withdraw it.”

“Who’s ‘we’?”

“The other girls and myself.”

Mr Goble jerked his head so violently that the Derby hat flew off, to
be picked up, dusted, and restored by the stage-director.

“Oh, so you don’t like it? Well, you know what you can do …”

“Yes,” said Jill, “we do. We are going to strike.”

“What!”

“If you don’t let Mae go on, we shan’t go on. There won’t be a
performance tonight, unless you like to give one without a chorus.”

“Are you crazy!”

“Perhaps. But we’re quite unanimous.”

Mr Goble, like most theatrical managers, was not good at words of over
two syllables.

“You’re what?”

“We’ve talked it over, and we’ve all decided to do what I said.”

Mr Goble’s hat shot off again, and gambolled away into the wings, with
the stage-director bounding after it like a retriever.

“Whose idea’s this?” demanded Mr Goble. His eyes were a little foggy,
for his brain was adjusting itself but slowly to the novel situation.

“Mine.”

“Oh, yours! I thought as much!”

“Well,” said Jill, “I’ll go back and tell them that you will not do
what we ask. We will keep our make-up on in case you change your mind.”

She turned away.

“Come back!”

Jill proceeded toward the staircase. As she went, a husky voice spoke
in her ear.

“Go to it, kid! You’re all right!”

The head-carpenter had broken his Trappist vows twice in a single
evening, a thing which had not happened to him since the night three
years ago, when, sinking wearily onto a seat in a dark corner for a bit
of a rest, he found that one of his assistants had placed a pot of red
paint there.

§ 4.

To Mr Goble, fermenting and full of strange oaths, entered Johnson
Miller. The dance-director was always edgey on first nights, and during
the foregoing conversation had been flitting about the stage like a
white-haired moth. His deafness had kept him in complete ignorance that
there was anything untoward afoot, and he now approached Mr Goble with
his watch in his hand.

“Eight twenty-five,” he observed. “Time those girls were on stage.”

Mr Goble, glad of a concrete target for his wrath, cursed him in about
two hundred and fifty rich and well-selected words.

“Huh?” said Mr Miller, hand to ear.

Mr Goble repeated the last hundred and eleven words, the pick of the
bunch.

“Can’t hear!” said Mr Miller, regretfully. “Got a cold.”

The grave danger that Mr Goble, a thick-necked man, would undergo some
sort of a stroke was averted by the presence-of-mind of the
stage-director, who, returning with the hat, presented it like a
bouquet to his employer, and then his hands being now unoccupied,
formed them into a funnel and through this flesh-and-blood megaphone
endeavored to impart the bad news.

“The girls say they won’t go on!”

Mr Miller nodded.

“I _said_ it was time they were on.”

“They’re on strike!”

“It’s not,” said Mr Miller austerely, “what they _like_, it’s what
they’re paid for. They ought to be on stage. We should be ringing up in
two minutes.”

The stage director drew another breath, then thought better of it. He
had a wife and children, and, if dadda went under with apoplexy, what
became of the home, civilization’s most sacred product? He relaxed the
muscles of his diaphragm, and reached for pencil and paper.

Mr Miller inspected the message, felt for his spectacle-case, found it,
opened it, took out his glasses, replaced the spectacle-case, felt for
his handkerchief, polished the glasses, replaced the handkerchief, put
the glasses on, and read. A blank look came into his face.

“Why?” he enquired.

The stage director, with a nod of the head intended to imply that he
must be patient and all would come right in the future, recovered the
paper, and scribbled another sentence. Mr Miller perused it.

“Because Mae D’Arcy has got her notice?” he queried, amazed. “But the
girl can’t dance a step.”

The stage director, by means of a wave of the hand, a lifting of both
eyebrows, and a wrinkling of the nose, replied that the situation,
unreasonable as it might appear to the thinking man, was as he had
stated and must be faced. What, he enquired—through the medium of a
clever drooping of the mouth and a shrug of the shoulders—was to be
done about it?

Mr Miller remained for a moment in meditation.

“I’ll go and talk to them,” he said.

He flitted off, and the stage director leaned back against the asbestos
curtain. He was exhausted, and his throat was in agony, but
nevertheless he was conscious of a feeling of quiet happiness. His life
had been lived in the shadow of the constant fear that some day Mr
Goble might dismiss him. Should that disaster occur, he felt, there was
always a future for him in the movies.

Scarcely had Mr Miller disappeared on his peace-making errand, when
there was a noise like a fowl going through a quickset hedge, and Mr
Saltzburg, brandishing his baton as if he were conducting an unseen
orchestra, plunged through the scenery at the left upper entrance and
charged excitedly down the stage. Having taken his musicians twice
through the overture, he had for ten minutes been sitting in silence,
waiting for the curtain to go up. At last, his emotional nature
cracking under the strain of this suspense, he had left his conductor’s
chair and plunged down under the stage by way of the musician’s
bolthole to ascertain what was causing the delay.

“What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?” enquired Mr
Saltzburg. “I wait and wait and wait and wait and wait. … We cannot
play the overture again. What is it? What has happened?”

Mr Goble, that overwrought soul, had betaken himself to the wings,
where he was striding up and down with his hands behind his back,
chewing his cigar. The stage director braced himself once more to the
task of explanation.

“The girls have struck!”

Mr Saltzburg blinked through his glasses.

“The girls?” he repeated blankly.

“Oh, damn it!” cried the stage director, his patience at last giving
way. “You know what a girl is, don’t you?”

“They have what?”

“Struck! Walked out on us! Refused to go on!”

Mr Saltzburg reeled under the blow.

“But it is impossible! Who is to sing the opening chorus?”

In the presence of one to whom he could relieve his mind without fear
of consequences, the stage director became savagely jocular.

“That’s all arranged,” he said. “We’re going to dress the carpenters in
skirts. The audience won’t notice anything wrong.”

“Should I speak to Mr Goble?” queried Mr Saltzburg doubtfully.

“Yes, if you don’t value your life,” returned the stage director.

Mr Saltzburg pondered.

“I will go and speak to the children,” he said. “I will talk to them.
They know _me!_ I will make them be reasonable.”

He bustled off in the direction taken by Mr Miller, his coattails
flying behind him. The stage director, with a tired sigh, turned to
face Wally, who had come in through the iron pass-door from the
auditorium.

“Hullo!” said Wally cheerfully. “Going strong? How’s everybody at home?
Fine! So am I! By the way, am I wrong or did I hear something about a
theatrical entertainment of some sort here tonight?” He looked about
him at the empty stage. In the wings, on the prompt side, could be
discerned the flannel-clad forms of the gentlemanly members of the male
ensemble, all dressed up for Mrs Stuyvesant van Dyke’s tennis party.
One or two of the principals were standing perplexedly in the lower
entrance. The O. P. side had been given over by general consent to Mr
Goble for his perambulations. Every now and then he would flash into
view through an opening in the scenery. “I understood that tonight was
the night for the great revival of comic opera. Where are the comics,
and why aren’t they opping?”

The stage director repeated his formula once more.

“The girls have struck!”

“So have the clocks,” said Wally. “It’s past nine.”

“The chorus refuse to go on.”

“No, really! Just artistic loathing of the rotten piece, or is there
some other reason?”

“They’re sore because one of them has been given her notice, and they
say they won’t give a show unless she’s taken back. They’ve struck.
That Mariner girl started it.”

“She did!” Wally’s interest became keener. “She would!” he said
approvingly. “She’s a heroine!”

“Little devil! I never liked that girl!”

“Now there,” said Wally, “is just the point on which we differ. I have
always liked her, and I’ve known her all my life. So, shipmate, if you
have any derogatory remarks to make about Miss Mariner, keep them where
they belong—_there!_” He prodded the other sharply in the stomach. He
was smiling pleasantly, but the stage director, catching his eye,
decided that his advice was good and should be followed. It is just as
bad for the home if the head of the family gets his neck broken as if
he succumbs to apoplexy.

“You surely aren’t on their side?” he said.

“Me!” said Wally. “Of course I am. I’m always on the side of the
down-trodden and oppressed. If you know of a dirtier trick than firing
a girl just before the opening, so that they won’t have to pay her two
weeks’ salary, mention it. Till you do, I’ll go on believing that it is
the limit. Of course I’m on the girls’ side. I’ll make them a speech if
they want me to, or head the procession with a banner if they are going
to parade down the boardwalk. I’m for ’em, Father Abraham, a hundred
thousand strong. And then a few! If you want my considered opinion, our
old friend Goble has asked for it and got it. And I’m glad—glad—glad,
if you don’t mind my quoting Pollyanna for a moment. I hope it chokes
him!”

“You’d better not let him hear you talking like that!”

“An contraire, as we say in the Gay City, I’m going to make a point of
letting him hear me talk like that! Adjust the impression that I fear
any Goble in shining armor, because I don’t. I propose to speak my mind
to him. I would beard him in his lair, if he had a beard. Well, I’ll
clean-shave him in his lair. That will be just as good. But hist! whom
have we here? Tell me, do you see the same thing I see?”

Like the vanguard of a defeated army, Mr Saltzburg was coming
dejectedly across the stage.

“Well?” said the stage-director.

“They would not listen to me,” said Mr Saltzburg brokenly. “The more I
talked, the more they did not listen!” He winced at a painful memory.
“Miss Trevor stole my baton, and then they all lined up and sang the
‘Star-Spangled Banner’!”

“Not the words?” cried Wally incredulously. “Don’t tell me they knew
the words!”

“Mr Miller is still up there, arguing with them. But it will be of no
use. What shall we do?” asked Mr Saltzburg helplessly. “We ought to
have rung up half an hour ago. What shall we do-oo-oo?”

“We must go and talk to Goble,” said Wally. “Something has got to be
settled quick. When I left, the audience was getting so impatient that
I thought he was going to walk out on us. He’s one of those nasty,
determined-looking men. So come along!”

Mr Goble, intercepted as he was about to turn for another walk
up-stage, eyed the deputation sourly and put the same question that the
stage director had put to Mr Saltzburg.

“Well?”

Wally came briskly to the point.

“You’ll have to give in,” he said, “or else go and make a speech to the
audience, the burden of which will be that they can have their money
back by applying at the box-office. These Joans of Arc have got you by
the short hairs!”

“I won’t give in!”

“Then give out!” said Wally. “Or pay out, if you prefer it. Trot along
and tell the audience that the four dollars fifty in the house will be
refunded.”

Mr Goble gnawed his cigar.

“I’ve been in the show business fifteen years …”

“I know. And this sort of thing has never happened to you before. One
gets new experiences.”

Mr Goble cocked his cigar at a fierce angle, and glared at Wally.
Something told him that Wally’s sympathies were not wholly with him.

“They can’t do this sort of thing to _me!_” he growled.

“Well, they are doing it to someone, aren’t they,” said Wally, “and, if
it’s not you, who is it?”

“I’ve a damned good mind to fire them all!”

“A corking idea! I can’t see a single thing wrong with it except that
it would hang up the production for another five weeks and lose you
your bookings and cost you a week’s rent of this theatre for nothing
and mean having all the dresses made over and lead to all your
principals going off and getting other jobs. These trifling things
apart, we may call the suggestion a bright one.”

“You talk too damn much!” said Mr Goble, eyeing him with distaste.

“Well, go on, _you_ say something. Something sensible.”

“It is a very serious situation …” began the stage director.

“Oh, shut up!” said Mr Goble.

The stage director subsided into his collar.

“I cannot play the overture again,” protested Mr Saltzburg. “I cannot!”

At this point Mr Miller appeared. He was glad to see Mr Goble. He had
been looking for him, for he had news to impart.

“The girls,” said Mr Miller, “have struck! They won’t go on!”

Mr Goble, with the despairing gesture of one who realizes the impotence
of words, dashed off for his favorite walk up stage. Wally took out his
watch.

“Six seconds and a bit,” he said approvingly, as the manager returned.
“A very good performance. I should like to time you over the course in
running-kit.”

The interval for reflection, brief as it had been, had apparently
enabled Mr Goble to come to a decision.

“Go,” he said to the stage director, “and tell ’em that fool of a
D’Arcy girl can play. We’ve got to get that curtain up.”

“Yes, Mr Goble.”

The stage director galloped off.

“Get back to your place,” said the manager to Mr Saltzburg, “and play
the overture again.”

“Again!”

“Perhaps they didn’t hear it the first two times,” said Wally.

Mr Goble watched Mr Saltzburg out of sight. Then he turned to Wally.

“That damned Mariner girl was at the bottom of this! She started the
whole thing! She told me so. Well, I’ll settle _her!_ She goes
tomorrow!”

“Wait a minute,” said Wally. “Wait one minute! Bright as it is, that
idea is _out!_”

“What the devil has it got to do with you?”

“Only this, that, if you fire Miss Mariner, I take that neat script
which I’ve prepared and I tear it into a thousand fragments. Or nine
hundred. Anyway, I tear it. Miss Mariner opens in New York, or I pack
up my work and leave.”

Mr Goble’s green eyes glowed.

“Oh, you’re stuck on her, are you?” he sneered. “I see!”

“Listen, dear heart,” said Wally, gripping the manager’s arm, “I can
see that you are on the verge of introducing personalities into this
very pleasant little chat. Resist the impulse! Why not let your spine
stay where it is instead of having it kicked up through your hat? Keep
to the main issue. Does Miss Mariner open in New York or does she not?”

There was a tense silence. Mr Goble permitted himself a swift review of
his position. He would have liked to do many things to Wally, beginning
with ordering him out of the theatre, but prudence restrained him. He
wanted Wally’s work. He needed Wally in his business: and, in the
theatre, business takes precedence of personal feelings.

“All right!” he growled reluctantly.

“That’s a promise,” said Wally. “I’ll see that you keep it.” He looked
over his shoulder. The stage was filled with gayly-colored dresses. The
mutineers had returned to duty. “Well, I’ll be getting along. I’m
rather sorry we agreed to keep clear of personalities, because I should
have liked to say that, if ever they have a skunk-show at Madison
Square Garden, you ought to enter—and win the blue ribbon. Still, of
course, under our agreement my lips are sealed, and I can’t even hint
at it. Good-bye. See you later, I suppose?”

Mr Goble, giving a creditable imitation of a living statue, was plucked
from his thoughts by a hand upon his arm. It was Mr Miller, whose
unfortunate ailment had prevented him from keeping abreast of the
conversation.

“What did he say?” enquired Mr Miller, interested. “I didn’t hear what
he said!”

Mr Goble made no effort to inform him.



CHAPTER SEVENTEEN


§ 1.

Otis Pilkington had left Atlantic City two hours after the conference
which had followed the dress rehearsal, firmly resolved never to go
near “The Rose of America” again. He had been wounded in his finest
feelings. There had been a moment, when Mr Goble had given him the
choice between having the piece rewritten and cancelling the production
altogether, when he had inclined to the heroic course. But for one
thing, Mr Pilkington would have defied the manager, refused to allow
his script to be touched, and removed the play from his hands. That one
thing was the fact that, up to the day of the dress rehearsal, the
expenses of the production had amounted to the appalling sum of
thirty-two thousand eight hundred and fifty-nine dollars, sixty-eight
cents, all of which had to come out of Mr Pilkington’s pocket. The
figures, presented to him in a neatly typewritten column stretching
over two long sheets of paper, had stunned him. He had had no notion
that musical plays cost so much. The costumes alone had come to ten
thousand six hundred and sixty-three dollars and fifty cents, and
somehow that odd fifty cents annoyed Otis Pilkington as much as
anything on the list. A dark suspicion that Mr Goble, who had seen to
all the executive end of the business, had a secret arrangement with
the costumer whereby he received a private rebate, deepened his gloom.
Why, for ten thousand six hundred and sixty-three dollars and fifty
cents you could dress the whole female population of New York State and
have a bit left over for Connecticut. So thought Mr Pilkington, as he
read the bad news in the train. He only ceased to brood upon the high
cost of costuming when in the next line but one there smote his eye an
item of four hundred and ninety-eight dollars for “Clothing.” Clothing!
Weren’t costumes clothing? Why should he have to pay twice over for the
same thing? Mr Pilkington was just raging over this, when something
lower down in the column caught his eye. It was the words:—

Clothing … 187.45


At this Otis Pilkington uttered a stifled cry, so sharp and so
anguished that an old lady in the next seat, who was drinking a glass
of milk, dropped it and had to refund the railway company thirty-five
cents for breakages. For the remainder of the journey she sat with one
eye warily on Mr Pilkington, waiting for his next move.

This misadventure quieted Otis Pilkington down, if it did not soothe
him. He returned blushingly to a perusal of his bill of costs, nearly
every line of which contained some item that infuriated and dismayed
him. “Shoes” ($213.50) he could understand, but what on earth was
“Academy. Rehl. $105.50”? What was “Cuts … $15”? And what in the name
of everything infernal was this item for “Frames,” in which mysterious
luxury he had apparently indulged to the extent of ninety-four dollars
and fifty cents? “Props” occurred on the list no fewer than seventeen
times. Whatever his future, at whatever poor-house he might spend his
declining years, he was supplied with enough props to last his
lifetime.

Otis Pilkington stared blankly at the scenery that fitted past the
train winds. (Scenery! There had been two charges for scenery!
“Friedmann, Samuel … Scenery … $3711” and “Unitt and Wickes … Scenery …
$2120”). He was suffering the torments of the ruined gamester at the
roulette-table. Thirty-two thousand eight hundred and fifty-nine
dollars, sixty-eight cents! And he was out of pocket ten thousand in
addition from the check he had handed over two days ago to Uncle Chris
as his share of the investment of starting Jill in the motion-pictures.
It was terrible! It deprived one of the power of thought.

The power of thought, however, returned to Mr Pilkington almost
immediately: for, remembering suddenly that Roland Trevis had assured
him that no musical production, except one of those elaborate
girl-shows with a chorus of ninety, could possibly cost more than
fifteen thousand dollars at an outside figure, he began to think about
Roland Trevis, and continued to think about him until the train pulled
into the Pennsylvania Station.

For a week or more the stricken financier confined himself mostly to
his rooms, where he sat smoking cigarettes, gazing at Japanese prints,
and trying not to think about “props” and “rehl.” Then, gradually, the
almost maternal yearning to see his brain-child once more, which can
never be wholly crushed out of a young dramatist, returned to
him—faintly at first, then getting stronger by degrees till it could no
longer be resisted. True, he knew that when he beheld it, the offspring
of his brain would have been mangled almost out of recognition, but
that did not deter him. The mother loves her crippled child, and the
author of a musical fantasy loves his musical fantasy, even if rough
hands have changed it into a musical comedy and all that remains of his
work is the opening chorus and a scene which the assassins have
overlooked at the beginning of act two. Otis Pilkington, having
instructed his Japanese valet to pack a few simple necessaries in a
suitcase, took a cab to the Grand Central Station and caught an
afternoon train for Rochester, where his recollection of the route
planned for the tour told him “The Rose of America” would now be
playing.

Looking into his club on the way, to cash a check, the first person he
encountered was Freddie Rooke.

“Good gracious!” said Otis Pilkington. “What are you doing here?”

Freddie looked up dully from his reading. The abrupt stoppage of his
professional career—his life-work, one might almost say—had left
Freddie at a very loose end: and so hollow did the world seem to him at
the moment, so uniformly futile all its so-called allurements, that, to
pass the time, he had just been trying to read the _National Geographic
Magazine_.

“Hullo!” he said. “Well, might as well be here as anywhere, what?” he
replied to the other’s question.

“But why aren’t you playing?”

“They sacked me!” Freddie lit a cigarette in the sort of way in which
the strong, silent, middle-aged man on the stage lights his at the end
of act two when he has relinquished the heroine to his youthful rival.
“They’ve changed my part to a bally Scotchman! Well, I mean to say, I
couldn’t play a bally Scotchman!”

Mr Pilkington groaned in spirit. Of all the characters in his musical
fantasy on which he prided himself, that of Lord Finchley was his pet.
And he had been burked, murdered, blotted out, in order to make room
for a bally Scotchman!

“The character’s called ‘The McWhustle of McWhustle’ now!” said Freddie
sombrely.

The McWhustle of McWhustle! Mr Pilkington almost abandoned his trip to
Rochester on receiving this devastating piece of information.

“He comes on in act one in kilts!”

“In kilts! At Mrs Stuyvesant van Dyke’s lawn-party! On Long Island!”

“It isn’t Mrs Stuyvesant van Dyke any longer, either,” said Freddie.
“She’s been changed to the wife of a pickle manufacturer.”

“A pickle manufacturer!”

“Yes. They said it ought to be a comedy part.”

If agony had not caused Mr Pilkington to clutch for support at the back
of a chair, he would undoubtedly have wrung his hands.

“But it _was_ a comedy part!” he wailed. “It was full of the subtlest,
most delicate satire on Society. They were delighted with it at
Newport! Oh, this is too much! I shall make a strong protest! I shall
insist on these parts being kept as I wrote them! I shall … I must be
going at once, or I shall miss my train.” He paused at the door. “How
was business in Baltimore?”

“Rotten!” said Freddie, and returned to his _National Geographic
Magazine_.

Otis Pilkington tottered into his cab. He was shattered by what he had
heard. They had massacred his beautiful play, and, doing so, had not
even made a success of it by their own sordid commercial lights.
Business at Baltimore had been rotten! That meant more expense, further
columns of figures with “frames” and “rehl” in front of them! He
staggered into the station.

“Hey!” cried the taxi-driver.

Otis Pilkington turned.

“Sixty-five cents, mister, if _you_ please! Forgetting I’m not your
private shovoor, wasn’t you?”

Mr Pilkington gave him a dollar. Money—money! Life was just one long
round of paying out and paying out.

§ 2.

The day which Mr Pilkington had selected for his visit to the provinces
was a Tuesday. “The Rose of America” had opened at Rochester on the
previous night, after a week at Atlantic City in its original form and
a week at Baltimore in what might be called its second incarnation.
Business had been bad in Atlantic City and no better in Baltimore, and
a meager first-night house at Rochester had given the piece a cold
reception, which had put the finishing touches to the depression of the
company in spite of the fact that the Rochester critics, like those of
Baltimore, had written kindly of the play. One of the maxims of the
theatre is that “out-of-town notices don’t count,” and the company had
refused to be cheered by them.

It is to be doubted, however, if even crowded houses would have aroused
much response from the principals and chorus of “The Rose of America.”
For two weeks without a break they had been working under forced
draught, and they were weary in body and spirit. The new principals had
had to learn parts in exactly half the time usually given for that
purpose, and the chorus, after spending five weeks assimilating one set
of steps and groupings, had been compelled to forget them and rehearse
an entirely new set. From the morning after the first performance at
Atlantic City, they had not left the theatre except for sketchy
half-hour meals.

Jill, standing listlessly in the wings while the scene-shifters
arranged the second act set, was aware of Wally approaching from the
direction of the pass-door.

“Miss Mariner, I believe?” said Wally. “I suppose you know you look
perfectly wonderful in that dress? All Rochester’s talking about it,
and there is some idea of running excursion trains from Troy and Utica.
A great stir it has made!”

Jill smiled. Wally was like a tonic to her during these days of
overwork. He seemed to be entirely unaffected by the general
depression, a fact which he attributed himself to the happy accident of
being in a position to sit back and watch the others toil. But in
reality Jill knew that he was working as hard as any one. He was
working all the time, changing scenes, adding lines, tinkering with
lyrics, smoothing over principals whose nerves had become strained by
the incessant rehearsing, keeping within bounds Mr Goble’s passion for
being the big noise about the theatre. His cheerfulness was due to the
spirit that was in him, and Jill appreciated it. She had come to feel
very close to Wally since the driving rush of making over “The Rose of
America” had begun.

“They seemed quite calm tonight,” she said. “I believe half of them
were asleep.”

“They’re always like that in Rochester. They cloak their deeper
feelings. They wear the mask. But you can tell from the glassy look in
their eyes that they are really seething inwardly. But what I came
round about was—(a)—to give you this letter …”

Jill took the letter, and glanced at the writing. It was from Uncle
Chris. She placed it on the axe over the fire-buckets for perusal
later.

“The man at the box-office gave it to me,” said Wally, “when I looked
in there to find out how much money there was in the house tonight. The
sum was so small that he had to whisper it.”

“I’m afraid the piece isn’t a success.”

“Nonsense! Of course it is! We’re doing fine. That brings me to section
(b) of my discourse. I met poor old Pilkington in the lobby, and he
said exactly what you have just said, only at greater length.”

“Is Mr Pilkington here?”

“He appears to have run down on the afternoon train to have a look at
the show. He is catching the next train back to New York! Whenever I
meet him, he always seems to be dashing off to catch the next train
back to New York! Poor chap! Have you ever done a murder? If you
haven’t, don’t! I know exactly what it feels like, and it feels rotten!
After two minutes conversation with Pilkington, I could sympathize with
Macbeth when he chatted with Banquo. He said I had killed his play. He
nearly wept, and he drew such a moving picture of a poor helpless
musical fantasy being lured into a dark alley by thugs and there
slaughtered that he almost had me in tears too. I felt like a
beetle-browed brute with a dripping knife and hands imbrued with
innocent gore.”

“Poor Mr Pilkington!”

“Once more you say exactly what he said, only more crisply. I comforted
him as well as I could, told him all for the best and so on, and he
flung the box-office receipts in my face and said that the piece was as
bad a failure commercially as it was artistically. I couldn’t say
anything to that, seeing what a house we’ve got tonight, except to bid
him look out to the horizon where the sun will shortly shine. In other
words, I told him that business was about to buck up and that later on
he would be going about the place with a sprained wrist from clipping
coupons. But he refused to be cheered, cursed me some more for ruining
his piece, and ended by begging me to buy his share of it cheap.”

“You aren’t going to?”

“No, I am not—but simply and solely for the reason that, after that
fiasco in London, I raised my right hand—thus—and swore an oath that
never, as long as I lived, would I again put up a cent for a
production, were it the most obvious cinch on earth. I’m gun-shy. But
if he does happen to get hold of any one with a sporting disposition
and a few thousands to invest, that person will make a fortune. This
piece is going to be a gold-mine.”

Jill looked at him in surprise. With anybody else but Wally she would
have attributed this confidence to author’s vanity. But with Wally, she
felt, the fact that the piece, as played now, was almost entirely his
own work did not count. He viewed it dispassionately, and she could not
understand why, in the face of half-empty houses, he should have such
faith in it.

“But what makes you think so? We’ve been doing awfully badly so far.”

Wally nodded.

“And we shall do awfully badly in Syracuse the last half of this week.
And why? For one thing, because the show isn’t a show at all at
present. That’s what you can’t get these fatheads like Goble to
understand. All they go by is the box-office. Why should people flock
to pay for seats for what are practically dress rehearsals of an
unknown play? Half the principals have had to get up in their parts in
two weeks, and they haven’t had time to get anything out of them. They
are groping for their lines all the time. The girls can’t let
themselves go in the numbers, because they are wondering if they are
going to remember the steps. The show hasn’t had time to click together
yet. It’s just ragged. Take a look at it in another two weeks! I
_know!_ I don’t say musical comedy is a very lofty form of art, but
still there’s a certain amount of science about it. If you go in for it
long enough, you learn the tricks, and take it from me that if you have
a good cast and some catchy numbers, it’s almost impossible not to have
a success. We’ve got an excellent cast now, and the numbers are fine.
The thing can’t help being a hit.

“There’s another thing to think of. It so happens that we shall go into
New York with practically nothing against us. Usually you have half a
dozen musical successes to compete with, but just at the moment there’s
nothing. But the chief reason for not being discouraged by bad houses
so far is that we’ve been playing bad towns. Every town on the road has
its special character. Some are good show-towns, others are bad. Nobody
knows why. Detroit will take anything. So will Washington. Whereas
Cincinnati wants something very special. Where have we been? Atlantic
City, Baltimore, and here. Atlantic City is a great place to play in
the summer and for a couple of weeks round about Easter. Also at
Christmas. But for the rest of the year, no. Too many new shows are
tried out there. It makes the inhabitants wary. Baltimore is good for a
piece with a New York reputation, but they don’t want new pieces.
Rochester and Syracuse are always bad. ‘Follow the Girl’ died a hideous
death in Rochester, and it went on and played two years in New York and
one in London. I tell you—as I tried to tell Pilkington, only he
wouldn’t listen—that this show is all right. There’s a fortune in it
for somebody. But I suppose Pilkington is now sitting in the
smoking-car of an east-bound train, trying to get the porter to accept
his share in the piece instead of a tip!”

If Otis Pilkington was not actually doing that, he was doing something
like it. Sunk in gloom, he bumped up and down on an uncomfortable seat,
wondering why he had ever taken the trouble to make the trip to
Rochester. He had found exactly what he had expected to find, a mangled
caricature of his brain-child playing to a house half empty and wholly
indifferent. The only redeeming feature, he thought vindictively, as he
remembered what Roland Trevis had said about the cost of musical
productions, was the fact that the new numbers were undoubtedly better
than those which his collaborator had originally supplied.

And “The Rose of America,” after a disheartening Wednesday matinee and
a not much better reception on the Wednesday night, packed its baggage
and moved to Syracuse, where it failed just as badly. Then for another
two weeks it wandered on from one small town to another, up and down
New York State and through the doldrums of Connecticut, tacking to and
fro like a storm-battered ship, till finally the astute and discerning
citizens of Hartford welcomed it with such a reception that hardened
principals stared at each other in a wild surmise, wondering if these
things could really be: and a weary chorus forgot its weariness and
gave encore after encore with a snap and vim which even Mr Johnson
Miller was obliged to own approximated to something like it. Nothing to
touch the work of his choruses of the old days, of course, but
nevertheless fair, quite fair.

The spirits of the company revived. Optimism reigned. Principals smiled
happily and said they had believed in the thing all along. The ladies
and gentlemen of the ensemble chattered contentedly of a year’s run in
New York. And the citizens of Hartford fought for seats, and, if they
could not get seats, stood up at the back.

Of these things Otis Pilkington was not aware. He had sold his interest
in the piece two weeks ago for ten thousand dollars to a lawyer acting
for some client unknown, and was glad to feel that he had saved
something out of the wreck.



CHAPTER EIGHTEEN


§ 1.

The violins soared to one last high note: the bassoon uttered a final
moan: the pensive person at the end of the orchestra-pit, just under
Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim’s box, whose duty it was to slam the drum at
stated intervals, gave that much-enduring instrument a concluding
wallop; and, laying aside his weapons, allowed his thoughts to stray in
the direction of cooling drinks. Mr Saltzburg lowered the baton which
he had stretched quivering towards the roof and sat down and mopped his
forehead. The curtain fell on the first act of “The Rose of America,”
and simultaneously tremendous applause broke out from all over the
Gotham Theatre, which was crammed from floor to roof with that
heterogeneous collection of humanity which makes up the audience of a
New York opening performance. The applause continued like the breaking
of waves on a stony beach. The curtain rose and fell, rose and fell,
rose and fell again. An usher, stealing down the central aisle, gave to
Mr Saltzburg an enormous bouquet of American Beauty roses, which he
handed to the prima donna, who took it with a brilliant smile and a bow
nicely combining humility with joyful surprise. The applause, which had
begun to slacken, gathered strength again. It was a superb bouquet,
nearly as big as Mr Saltzburg himself. It had cost the prima donna
close on a hundred dollars that morning at Thorley’s, but it was worth
every cent of the money.

The house-lights went up. The audience began to move up the aisles to
stretch its legs and discuss the piece during the intermission. There
was a general babble of conversation. Here, a composer who had not got
an interpolated number in the show was explaining to another composer
who had not got an interpolated number in the show the exact source
from which a third composer who had got an interpolated number in the
show had stolen the number which he had got interpolated. There, two
musical comedy artistes who were temporarily resting were agreeing that
the prima donna was a dear thing but that, contrary as it was to their
life-long policy to knock anybody, they must say that she was beginning
to show the passage of the years a trifle and ought to be warned by
some friend that her career as an ingenue was a thing of the past.
Dramatic critics, slinking in twos and threes into dark corners, were
telling each other that “The Rose of America” was just another of those
things but it had apparently got over. The general public was of the
opinion that it was a knock-out.

“Otie darling,” said Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim, leaning her ample
shoulder on Uncle Chris’ perfectly fitting sleeve and speaking across
him to young Mr Pilkington, “I do congratulate you, dear. It’s
perfectly delightful! I don’t know when I have enjoyed a musical piece
so much. Don’t you think it’s perfectly darling, Major Selby?”

“Capital!” agreed that suave man of the world, who had been bored as
near extinction as makes no matter. “Congratulate you, my boy!”

“You clever, clever thing!” said Mrs Peagrim, skittishly striking her
nephew on the knee with her fan. “I’m proud to be your aunt! Aren’t you
proud to know him, Mr Rooke?”

The fourth occupant of the box awoke with a start from the species of
stupor into which he had been plunged by the spectacle of the McWhustle
of McWhustle in action. There had been other dark moments in Freddie’s
life. Once, back in London, Parker had sent him out into the heart of
the West End without his spats and he had not discovered their absence
till he was half-way up Bond Street. On another occasion, having taken
on a stranger at squash for a quid a game, he had discovered too late
that the latter was an ex-public-school champion. He had felt gloomy
when he had learned of the breaking-off of the engagement between Jill
Mariner and Derek Underhill, and sad when it had been brought to his
notice that London was giving Derek the cold shoulder in consequence.
But never in his whole career had he experienced such gloom and such
sadness as had come to him that evening while watching this unspeakable
person in kilts murder the part that should have been his. And the
audience, confound them, had roared with laughter at every damn silly
thing the fellow had said!

“Eh?” he replied. “Oh, yes, rather, absolutely!”

“We’re _all_ proud of you, Otie darling,” proceeded Mrs Peagrim. “The
piece is a wonderful success. You will make a fortune out of it. And
just think, Major Selby, I tried my best to argue the poor, dear boy
out of putting it on! I thought it was so rash to risk his money in a
theatrical venture. But then,” said Mrs Peagrim in extenuation, “I had
only seen the piece when it was done at my house at Newport, and of
course it really was rather dreadful nonsense then! I might have known
that you would change it a great deal before you put it on in New York.
As I always say, plays are not written, they are rewritten! Why, you
have improved this piece a hundred per cent, Otie! I wouldn’t know it
was the same play!”

She slapped him smartly once more with her fan, ignorant of the gashes
she was inflicting. Poor Mr Pilkington was suffering twin torments, the
torture of remorse and the agonized jealousy of the unsuccessful
artist. It would have been bad enough to have to sit and watch a large
audience rocking in its seats at the slap-stick comedy which Wally
Mason had substituted for his delicate social satire: but, had this
been all, at least he could have consoled himself with the sordid
reflection that he, as owner of the piece, was going to make a lot of
money out of it. Now, even this material balm was denied him. He had
sold out, and he was feeling like the man who parts for a song with
shares in an apparently goldless gold mine, only to read in the papers
next morning that a new reef has been located. Into each life some rain
must fall. Quite a shower was falling now into young Mr. Pilkington’s.

“Of course,” went on Mrs Peagrim, “when the play was done at my house,
it was acted by amateurs. And you know what amateurs are! The cast
tonight is perfectly splendid. I do think that Scotchman is the most
killing creature! Don’t you think he is wonderful, Mr. Rooke?”

We may say what we will against the upper strata of Society, but it
cannot be denied that breeding tells. Only by falling back for support
on the traditions of his class and the solid support of a gentle
upbringing was the Last of the Rookes able to crush down the words that
leaped to his lips and to substitute for them a politely conventional
agreement. If Mr Pilkington was feeling like a too impulsive seller of
gold-mines, Freddie’s emotions were akin to those of the Spartan boy
with the fox under his vest. Nothing but Winchester and Magdalen could
have produced the smile which, though twisted and confined entirely to
his lips, flashed onto his face and off again at his hostess’ question.

“Oh, rather! Priceless!”

“Wasn’t that part an Englishman before?” asked Mrs Peagrim. “I thought
so. Well, it was a stroke of genius changing it. This Scotchman is too
funny for words. And such an artist!”

Freddie rose shakily. One can stand just so much.

“Think,” he mumbled, “I’ll be pushing along and smoking a cigarette.”

He groped his way to the door.

“I’ll come with you, Freddie my boy,” said Uncle Chris, who felt an
imperative need of five minutes’ respite from Mrs Peagrim. “Let’s get
out into the air for a moment. Uncommonly warm it is here.”

Freddie assented. Air was what he felt he wanted most.

Left alone in the box with her nephew, Mrs Peagrim continued for some
moments in the same vein, innocently twisting the knife in the open
wound. It struck her from time to time that darling Otie was perhaps a
shade unresponsive, but she put this down to the nervous strain
inseparable from a first night of a young author’s first play.

“Why,” she concluded, “you will make thousands and thousands of dollars
out of this piece. I am sure it is going to be another ‘Merry Widow.’”

“You can’t tell from a first night audience,” said Mr Pilkington
sombrely, giving out a piece of theatrical wisdom he had picked up at
rehearsals.

“Oh, but you can. It’s so easy to distinguish polite applause from the
real thing. No doubt many of the people down here have friends in the
company or other reasons for seeming to enjoy the play, but look how
the circle and the gallery were enjoying it! You can’t tell me that
that was not genuine. They love it. How hard,” she proceeded
commiseratingly, “you must have worked, poor boy, during the tour on
the road to improve the piece so much! I never liked to say so before,
but even you must agree with me now that that original version of
yours, which was done down at Newport, was the most terrible nonsense!
And how hard the company must have worked, too! Otie,” cried Mrs
Peagrim, aglow with the magic of a brilliant idea, “I will tell you
what you must really do. You must give a supper and dance to the whole
company on the stage tomorrow night after the performance.”

“What!” cried Otis Pilkington, startled out of his lethargy by this
appalling suggestion. Was he, the man who, after planking down
thirty-two thousand eight hundred and fifty-nine dollars, sixty-eight
cents for “props” and “frames” and “rehl,” had sold out for a paltry
ten thousand, to be still further victimized?

“They do deserve it, don’t they, after working so hard?”

“It’s impossible,” said Otis Pilkington vehemently. “Out of the
question.”

“But, Otie darling, I was talking to Mr Mason, when he came down to
Newport to see the piece last summer, and he told me that the
management nearly always gives a supper to the company, especially if
they have had a lot of extra rehearsing to do.”

“Well, let Goble give them a supper if he wants to.”

“But you know that Mr Goble, though he has his name on the programme as
the manager, has really nothing to do with it. You own the piece, don’t
you?”

For a moment Mr Pilkington felt an impulse to reveal all, but
refrained. He knew his Aunt Olive too well. If she found out that he
had parted at a heavy loss with this valuable property, her whole
attitude towards him would change,—or, rather, it would revert to her
normal attitude, which was not unlike that of a severe nurse to a
weak-minded child. Even in his agony there had been a certain faint
consolation, due to the entirely unwonted note of respect in the voice
with which she had addressed him since the fall of the curtain. He
shrank from forfeiting this respect, unentitled though he was to it.

“Yes,” he said in his precise voice. “That, of course, is so.”

“Well, then!” said Mrs Peagrim.

“But it seems so unnecessary! And think what it would cost.”

This was a false step. Some of the reverence left Mrs Peagrim’s voice,
and she spoke a little coldly. A gay and gallant spender herself, she
had often had occasion to rebuke a tendency to over-parsimony in her
nephew.

“We must not be mean, Otie!” she said.

Mr Pilkington keenly resented her choice of pronouns. “We” indeed! Who
was going to foot the bill? Both of them, hand in hand, or he alone,
the chump, the boob, the easy mark who got this sort of thing wished on
him!

“I don’t think it would be possible to get the stage for a
supper-party,” he pleaded, shifting his ground. “Goble wouldn’t give it
to us.”

“As if Mr Goble would refuse you anything after you have written a
wonderful success for his theatre! And isn’t he getting his share of
the profits? Directly after the performance, you must go round and ask
him. Of course he will be delighted to give you the stage. I will be
hostess,” said Mrs. Peagrim radiantly. “And now, let me see, whom shall
we invite?”

Mr Pilkington stared gloomily at the floor, too bowed down now by his
weight of cares to resent the “we,” which had plainly come to stay. He
was trying to estimate the size of the gash which this preposterous
entertainment would cleave in the Pilkington bank-roll. He doubted if
it was possible to go through with it under five hundred dollars; and,
if, as seemed only too probable, Mrs Peagrim took the matter in hand
and gave herself her head, it might get into four figures.

“Major Selby, of course,” said Mrs Peagrim musingly, with a cooing note
in her voice. Long since had that polished man of affairs made a deep
impression upon her. “Of course Major Selby, for one. And Mr Rooke.
Then there are one or two of my friends who would be hurt if they were
left out. How about Mr Mason? Isn’t he a friend of yours?”

Mr Pilkington snorted. He had endured much and was prepared to endure
more, but he drew the line at squandering his money on the man who had
sneaked up behind his brain-child with a hatchet and chopped its
precious person into little bits.

“He is _not_ a friend of mine,” he said stiffly, “and I do not wish him
to be invited!”

Having attained her main objective, Mrs Peagrim was prepared to yield
minor points.

“Very well, if you do not like him,” she said. “But I thought he was
quite an intimate of yours. It was you who asked me to invite him to
Newport last summer.”

“Much,” said Mr Pilkington coldly, “has happened since last summer.”

“Oh, very well,” said Mrs Peagrim again. “Then we will not include Mr
Mason. Now, directly the curtain has fallen, Otie dear, pop right round
and find Mr Goble and tell him what you want.”

§ 2.

It is not only twin-souls in this world who yearn to meet each other.
Between Otis Pilkington and Mr Goble there was little in common, yet,
at the moment when Otis set out to find Mr Goble, the thing which Mr
Goble desired most in the world was an interview with Otis. Since the
end of the first act, the manager had been in a state of mental
upheaval. Reverting to the gold-mine simile again, Mr Goble was in the
position of a man who has had a chance of purchasing such a mine and
now, learning too late of the discovery of the reef, is feeling the
truth of the poet’s dictum that of all sad words of tongue or pen the
saddest are these—“It might have been.” The electric success of “The
Rose of America” had stunned Mr Goble: and, realizing, as he did, that
he might have bought Otis Pilkington’s share dirt cheap at almost any
point of the preliminary tour, he was having a bad half hour with
himself. The only ray in the darkness which brooded on his indomitable
soul was the thought that it might still be possible, by getting hold
of Mr Pilkington before the notices appeared and shaking his head sadly
and talking about the misleading hopes which young authors so often
draw from an enthusiastic first-night reception and impressing upon him
that first-night receptions do not deceive your expert who has been
fifteen years in the show-business and mentioning gloomily that he had
heard a coupla the critics roastin’ the show to beat the band … by
doing all these things, it might still be possible to depress Mr
Pilkington’s young enthusiasm and induce him to sell his share at a
sacrifice price to a great-hearted friend who didn’t think the thing
would run a week but was willing to buy as a sporting speculation,
because he thought Mr Pilkington a good kid and after all these shows
that flop in New York sometimes have a chance on the road.

Such were the meditations of Mr Goble, and, on the final fall of the
curtain amid unrestrained enthusiasm on the part of the audience, he
had despatched messengers in all directions with instructions to find
Mr Pilkington and conduct him to the presence. Meanwhile, he waited
impatiently on the empty stage.

The sudden advent of Wally Mason, who appeared at this moment, upset Mr
Goble terribly. Wally was a factor in the situation which he had not
considered. An infernal, tactless fellow, always trying to make
mischief and upset honest merchants, Wally, if present at the interview
with Otis Pilkington, would probably try to act in restraint of trade
and would blurt out some untimely truth about the prospects of the
piece. Not for the first time, Mr Goble wished Wally a sudden stroke of
apoplexy.

“Went well, eh?” said Wally amiably. He did not like Mr Goble, but on
the first night of a successful piece personal antipathies may be sunk.
Such was his effervescent good-humor at the moment that he was prepared
to treat Mr Goble as a man and a brother.

“H’m!” replied Mr Goble doubtfully, paving the way.

“What are you h’ming about?” demanded Wally, astonished. “The thing’s a
riot.”

“You never know,” responded Mr Goble in the minor key.

“Well!” Wally stared. “I don’t know what more you want. The audience
sat up on its hind legs and squealed, didn’t they?”

“I’ve an idea,” said Mr Goble, raising his voice as the long form of Mr
Pilkington crossed the stage towards them, “that the critics will roast
it. If you ask _me_,” he went on loudly, “it’s just the sort of show
the critics will pan the life out of. I’ve been fifteen years in the …”

“Critics!” cried Wally. “Well, I’ve just been talking to Alexander of
the _Times_, and he said it was the best musical piece he had ever seen
and that all the other men he had talked to thought the same.”

Mr Goble turned a distorted face to Mr Pilkington. He wished that Wally
would go. But Wally, he reflected bitterly, was one of those men who
never go. He faced Mr Pilkington and did the best he could.

“Of course it’s got a _chance_,” he said gloomily. “Any show has got a
_chance!_ But I don’t know … I don’t know …”

Mr Pilkington was not interested in the future prospects of “The Rose
of America.” He had a favor to ask, and he wanted to ask it, have it
refused if possible, and get away. It occurred to him that, by
substituting for the asking of a favor a peremptory demand, he might
save himself a thousand dollars.

“I want the stage after the performance tomorrow night, for a supper to
the company,” he said brusquely.

He was shocked to find Mr Goble immediately complaisant.

“Why, sure,” said Mr Goble readily. “Go as far as you like!” He took Mr
Pilkington by the elbow and drew him up-stage, lowering his voice to a
confidential undertone. “And now, listen,” he said, “I’ve something I
want to talk to you about. Between you and I and the lamp-post, I don’t
think this show will last a month in New York. It don’t add up right!
There’s something all wrong about it.”

Mr Pilkington assented with an emphasis which amazed the manager. “I
quite agree with you! If you had kept it the way it was originally …”

“Too late for that!” sighed Mr Goble, realizing that his star was in
the ascendant. He had forgotten for the moment that Mr Pilkington was
an author. “We must make the best of a bad job! Now, you’re a good kid
and I wouldn’t like you to go around town saying that I had let you in.
It isn’t business, maybe, but, just because I don’t want you to have
any kick coming, I’m ready to buy your share of the thing and call it a
deal. After all, it may get money on the road. It ain’t likely, but
there’s a chance, and I’m willing to take it. Well, listen, I’m
probably robbing myself, but I’ll give you fifteen thousand, if you
want to sell.”

A hated voice spoke at his elbow.

“I’ll make you a better offer than that,” said Wally. “Give me your
share of the show for three dollars in cash and I’ll throw in a pair of
sock-suspenders and an Ingersoll. Is it a go?”

Mr Goble regarded him balefully.

“Who told you to butt in?” he enquired sourly.

“Conscience!” replied Wally. “Old Henry W. Conscience! I refuse to
stand by and see the slaughter of the innocents. Why don’t you wait
till he’s dead before you skin him!” He turned to Mr Pilkington. “Don’t
you be a fool!” he said earnestly. “Can’t you see the thing is the
biggest hit in years? Do you think Jesse James here would be offering
you a cent for your share if he didn’t know there was a fortune in it?
Do you imagine … ?”

“It is immaterial to me,” interrupted Otis Pilkington loftily, “what Mr
Goble offers. I have already sold my interest!”

“What!” cried Mr Goble.

“When?” cried Wally.

“I sold it half way through the road-tour,” said Mr Pilkington, “to a
lawyer, acting on behalf of a client whose name I did not learn.”

In the silence which followed this revelation, another voice spoke.

“I should like to speak to you for a moment, Mr Goble, if I may.” It
was Jill, who had joined the group unperceived.

Mr Goble glowered at Jill, who met his gaze composedly.

“I’m busy!” snapped Mr Goble. “See me tomorrow!”

“I would prefer to see you now.”

“You would prefer!” Mr Goble waved his hands despairingly, as if
calling on heaven to witness the persecution of a good man.

Jill exhibited a piece of paper stamped with the letter-heading of the
management.

“It’s about this,” she said. “I found it in the box as I was going
out.”

“What’s that?”

“It seems to be a fortnight’s notice.”

“And that,” said Mr Goble, “is what it _is!_”

Wally uttered an exclamation.

“Do you mean to say … ?”

“Yes, I do!” said the manager, turning on him. He felt that he had
out-maneuvred Wally. “I agreed to let her open in New York, and she’s
done it, hasn’t she? Now she can get out. I don’t want her. I wouldn’t
have her if you paid me. She’s a nuisance in the company, always making
trouble, and she can go.”

“But I would prefer not to go,” said Jill.

“You would prefer!” The phrase infuriated Mr Goble. “And what has what
you would prefer got to do with it?”

“Well, you see,” said Jill, “I forgot to tell you before, but I own the
piece!”

§ 3.

Mr Goble’s jaw fell. He had been waving his hands in another spacious
gesture, and he remained frozen with out-stretched arms, like a
semaphore. This evening had been a series of shocks for him, but this
was the worst shock of all.

“You—what!” he stammered.

“I own the piece,” repeated Jill. “Surely that gives me authority to
say what I want done and what I don’t want done.”

There was a silence. Mr Goble, who was having difficulty with his vocal
chords, swallowed once or twice. Wally and Mr Pilkington stared dumbly.
At the back of the stage, a belated scene-shifter, homeward bound, was
whistling as much as he could remember of the refrain of a popular
song.

“What do you mean you own the piece?” Mr Goble at length gurgled.

“I bought it.”

“You bought it!”

“I bought Mr Pilkington’s share through a lawyer for ten thousand
dollars.”

“Ten thousand dollars! Where did you get ten thousand dollars?” Light
broke upon Mr Goble. The thing became clear to him. “Damn it!” he
cried. “I might have known you had some man behind you! You’d never
have been so darned fresh if you hadn’t had some John in the
background, paying the bills! Well, of all the …”

He broke off abruptly, not because he had said all that he wished to
say, for he had only touched the fringe of his subject, but because at
this point Wally’s elbow smote him in the parts about the third button
of his waistcoat and jarred all the breath out of him.

“Be quiet!” said Wally dangerously. He turned to Jill. “Jill, you don’t
mind telling me how you got ten thousand dollars, do you?”

“Of course not, Wally. Uncle Chris sent it to me. Do you remember
giving me a letter from him at Rochester? The check was in that.”

Wally stared.

“Your uncle! But he hasn’t any money!”

“He must have made it somehow.”

“But he couldn’t! How could he?”

Otis Pilkington suddenly gave tongue. He broke in on them with a loud
noise that was half a snort and half a yell. Stunned by the information
that it was Jill who had bought his share in the piece, Mr Pilkington’s
mind had recovered slowly and then had begun to work with a quite
unusual rapidity. During the preceding conversation he had been doing
some tense thinking, and now he saw all.

“It’s a swindle! It’s a deliberate swindle!” shrilled Mr Pilkington.
The tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles flashed sparks. “I’ve been made a
fool of! I’ve been swindled! I’ve been robbed!”

Jill regarded him with wide eyes.

“What do you mean?”

“You know what I mean!”

“I certainly do not! You were perfectly willing to sell the piece.”

“I’m not talking about that! You know what I mean! I’ve been robbed!”

Wally snatched at his arm as it gyrated past him in a gesture of
anguish which rivalled the late efforts in that direction of Mr Goble,
who was now leaning against the safety-curtain trying to get his breath
back.

“Don’t be a fool,” said Wally curtly. “Talk sense! You know perfectly
well that Miss Mariner wouldn’t swindle you.”

“She may not have been in it,” conceded Mr Pilkington. “I don’t know
whether she was or not. But that uncle of her swindled me out of ten
thousand dollars! The smooth old crook!”

“Don’t talk like that about Uncle Chris!” said Jill, her eyes flashing.
“Tell me what you mean.”

“Yes, come on, Pilkington,” said Wally grimly. “You’ve been scattering
some pretty serious charges about. Let’s hear what you base them on. Be
coherent for a couple of seconds.”

Mr Goble filled his depleted lungs.

“If you ask me …” he began.

“We don’t,” said Wally curtly. “This has nothing to do with you. Well,”
he went on, “we’re waiting to hear what this is all about.”

Mr Pilkington gulped. Like most men of weak intellect who are preyed on
by the wolves of the world, he had ever a strong distaste for admitting
that he had been deceived. He liked to regard himself as a shrewd young
man who knew his way about and could take care of himself.

“Major Selby,” he said, adjusting his spectacles, which emotion had
caused to slip down his nose, “came to me a few weeks ago with a
proposition. He suggested the formation of a company to start Miss
Mariner in the motion-pictures.”

“What!” cried Jill.

“In the motion-pictures,” repeated Mr Pilkington. “He wished to know if
I cared to advance any capital towards the venture. I thought it over
carefully and decided that I was favorably disposed towards the scheme.
I …” Mr Pilkington gulped again. “I gave him a check for ten thousand
dollars!”

“Of all the fools!” said Mr Goble with a sharp laugh. He caught Wally’s
eye and subsided once more.

Mr Pilkington’s fingers strayed agitatedly to his spectacles.

“I may have been a fool,” he cried shrilly, “though I was perfectly
willing to risk the money, had it been applied to the object for which
I gave it. But when it comes to giving ten thousand dollars just to
have it paid back to me in exchange for a very valuable piece, of
theatrical property … my own money … handed back to me … !”

Words failed Mr Pilkington.

“I’ve been deliberately swindled!” he added after a moment, harking
back to the main motive.

Jill’s heart was like lead. She could not doubt for an instant the
truth of what the victim had said. Woven into every inch of the fabric,
plainly hall-marked on its surface, she could perceive the signature of
Uncle Chris. If he had come and confessed to her himself, she could not
have been more certain that he had acted precisely as Mr Pilkington had
charged. There was that same impishness, that same bland
unscrupulousness, that same pathetic desire to do her a good turn
however it might affect anybody else which, if she might compare the
two things, had caused him to pass her off on unfortunate Mr Mariner of
Brookport as a girl of wealth with tastes in the direction of real
estate.

Wally was not so easily satisfied.

“You’ve no proof whatever …”

Jill shook her head.

“It’s true, Wally. I know Uncle Chris. It must be true.”

“But, Jill … !”

“It must be. How else could Uncle Chris have got the money?”

Mr Pilkington, much encouraged by this ready acquiescence in his
theories, got under way once more.

“The man’s a swindler! A swindler! He’s robbed me! I have been robbed!
He never had any intention of starting a motion-picture company. He
planned it all out … !”

Jill cut into the babble of his denunciations. She was sick at heart,
and she spoke almost listlessly.

“Mr Pilkington!” The victim stopped. “Mr Pilkington, if what you say is
true, and I’m afraid there is no doubt that it is, the only thing I can
do is to give you back your property. So will you please try to
understand that everything is just as it was before you gave my uncle
the money. You’ve got back your ten thousand dollars and you’ve got
back your piece, so there’s nothing more to talk about.”

Mr Pilkington, dimly realizing that the financial aspect of the affair
had been more or less satisfactorily adjusted was nevertheless
conscious of a feeling that he was being thwarted. He had much more to
say about Uncle Chris and his methods of doing business, and it irked
him to be cut short like this.

“Yes, but I do think. … That’s all very well, but I have by no means
finished …”

“Yes, you have,” said Wally.

“There’s nothing more to talk about,” repeated Jill. “I’m sorry this
should have happened, but you’ve nothing to complain about now, have
you? Good night.”

And she turned quickly away, and walked towards the door.

“But I hadn’t _finished!_” wailed Mr Pilkington, clutching at Wally. He
was feeling profoundly aggrieved. If it is bad to be all dressed up and
no place to go, it is almost worse to be full of talk and to have no
one to talk it to. Otis Pilkington had at least another twenty minutes
of speech inside him on the topic of Uncle Chris, and Wally was the
nearest human being with a pair of ears.

Wally was in no mood to play the part of confidant. He pushed Mr
Pilkington earnestly in the chest and raced after Jill. Mr Pilkington,
with the feeling that the world was against him, tottered back into the
arms of Mr Goble, who had now recovered his breath and was ready to
talk business.

“Have a good cigar,” said Mr Goble, producing one. “Now, see here,
let’s get right down to it. If you’d care to sell out for twenty
thousand …”

“I would _not_ care to sell out for twenty thousand!” yelled the
overwrought Mr Pilkington. “I wouldn’t sell out for a million! You’re a
swindler! You want to rob me! You’re a crook!”

“Yes, yes,” assented Mr Goble gently. “But, all joking aside, suppose I
was to go up to twenty-five thousand … ?” He twined his fingers
lovingly in the slack of Mr Pilkington’s coat. “Come now! You’re a good
kid! Shall we say twenty-five thousand?”

“We will _not_ say twenty-five thousand! Let me go!”

“Now, now, _now!_” pleaded Mr Goble. “Be sensible! don’t get all worked
up! Say, _do_ have a good cigar!”

“I _won’t_ have a good cigar!” shouted Mr Pilkington.

He detached himself with a jerk, and stalked with long strides up the
stage. Mr Goble watched him go with a lowering gaze. A heavy sense of
the unkindness of fate was oppressing Mr Goble. If you couldn’t gyp a
bone-headed amateur out of a piece of property, whom could you gyp? Mr
Goble sighed. It hardly seemed to him worth while going on.

§ 4.

Out in the street Wally had overtaken Jill, and they faced one another
in the light of a street lamp. Forty-first Street at midnight is a
quiet oasis. They had it to themselves.

Jill was pale, and she was breathing quickly, but she forced a smile.

“Well, Wally,” she said. “My career as a manager didn’t last long, did
it?”

“What are you going to do?”

Jill looked down the street.

“I don’t know,” she said. “I suppose I shall have to start trying to
find something.”

“But …”

Jill drew him suddenly into the dark alley-way leading to the
stage-door of the Gotham Theatre’s nearest neighbor: and, as she did
so, a long, thin form, swathed in an overcoat and surmounted by an
opera-hat, flashed past.

“I don’t think I could have gone through another meeting with Mr
Pilkington,” said Jill. “It wasn’t his fault, and he was quite
justified, but what he said about Uncle Chris rather hurt.”

Wally, who had ideas of his own similar to those of Mr Pilkington on
the subject of Uncle Chris and had intended to express them, prudently
kept them unspoken.

“I suppose,” he said, “there is no doubt … ?”

“There can’t be. Poor Uncle Chris! He is like Freddie. He means well!”

There was a pause. They left the alley and walked down the street.

“Where are you going now?” asked Wally.

“I’m going home.”

“Where’s home?”

“Forty-ninth Street. I live in a boarding-house there.” A sudden
recollection of the boarding-house at which she had lived in Atlantic
City smote Wally, and it turned the scale. He had not intended to
speak, but he could not help himself.

“Jill!” he cried. “It’s no good. I _must_ say it! I want to get you out
of all this. I want to take care of you. Why should you go on living
this sort of life, when. … Why won’t you let me … ?”

He stopped. Even as he spoke, he realized the futility of what he was
saying. Jill was not a girl to be won with words.

They walked on in silence for a moment. They crossed Broadway, noisy
with night traffic, and passed into the stillness on the other side.

“Wally,” said Jill at last.

She was looking straight in front of her. Her voice was troubled.

“Yes?”

Jill hesitated.

“Wally, you wouldn’t want me to marry you if you knew you weren’t the
only man in the world that mattered to me, would you?”

They had reached Sixth Avenue before Wally replied.

“No!” he said.

For an instant, Jill could not have said whether the feeling that shot
through her like the abrupt touching of a nerve was relief or
disappointment. Then suddenly she realized that it was disappointment.
It was absurd to her to feel disappointed, but at that moment she would
have welcomed a different attitude in him. If only this problem of hers
could be taken forcefully out of her hands, what a relief it would be.
If only Wally, masterfully insistent, would batter down her hesitations
and _grab_ her, knock her on the head and carry her off like a caveman,
care less about her happiness and concentrate on his own, what a
solution it would be. … But then he wouldn’t be Wally. … Nevertheless,
Jill gave a little sigh. Her new life had changed her already. It had
blunted the sharp edge of her independence. Tonight she was feeling the
need of some one to lean on—some one strong and cosy and sympathetic
who would treat her like a little girl and shield her from all the
roughness of life. The fighting spirit had gone out of her, and she was
no longer the little warrior facing the world with a brave eye and a
tilted chin. She wanted to cry and be petted.

“No!” said Wally again. There had been the faintest suggestion of a
doubt when he had spoken the word before, but now it shot out like a
bullet. “And I’ll tell you why. I want _you_—and, if you married me
feeling like that, it wouldn’t be you. I want Jill, the whole Jill, and
nothing but Jill, and, if I can’t have that, I’d rather not have
anything. Marriage isn’t a motion-picture close-up with slow fade-out
on the embrace. It’s a partnership, and what’s the good of a
partnership if your heart’s not in it? It’s like collaborating with a
man you dislike. … I believe you wish sometimes—not often, perhaps, but
when you’re feeling lonely and miserable—that I would pester and
bludgeon you into marrying me. … What’s the matter?”

Jill had started. It was disquieting to have her thoughts read with
such accuracy.

“Nothing,” she said.

“It wouldn’t be any good,” Wally went on “because it wouldn’t be _me_.
I couldn’t keep that attitude up, and I know I should hate myself for
ever having tried it. There’s nothing in the world I wouldn’t do to
help you, though I know it’s no use offering to do anything. You’re a
fighter, and you mean to fight your own battle. It might happen that,
if I kept after you and badgered you and nagged you, one of these days,
when you were feeling particularly all alone in the world and tired of
fighting for yourself, you might consent to marry me. But it wouldn’t
do. Even if you reconciled yourself to it, it wouldn’t do. I suppose,
the cave-woman sometimes felt rather relieved when everything was
settled for her with a club, but I’m sure the caveman must have had a
hard time ridding himself of the thought that he had behaved like a cad
and taken a mean advantage. I don’t want to feel like that. I couldn’t
make you happy if I felt like that. Much better to have you go on
regarding me as a friend … knowing that, if ever your feelings do
change, that I am right there, waiting.”

“But by that time _your_ feelings will have changed.”

Wally laughed.

“Never!”

“You’ll meet some other girl …”

“I’ve met every girl in the world! None of them will do!” The lightness
came back into Wally’s voice. “I’m sorry for the poor things, but they
won’t do! Take ’em away! There’s only one girl in the world for me—oh,
confound it! why is it that one always thinks in song-titles! Well,
there it is. I’m not going to bother you. We’re pals. And, as a pal,
may I offer you my bank-roll?”

“No!” said Jill. She smiled up at him. “I believe you would give me
your coat if I asked you for it!”

Wally stopped.

“Do you want it? Here you are!”

“Wally, behave! There’s a policeman looking at you!”

“Oh, well, if you won’t! It’s a good coat, all the same.”

They turned the corner, and stopped before a brown-stone house, with a
long ladder of untidy steps running up to the front door.

“Is this where you live?” Wally asked. He looked at the gloomy place
disapprovingly. “You do choose the most awful places!”

“I don’t choose them. They’re thrust on me. Yes, this is where I live.
If you want to know the exact room, it’s the third window up there over
the front door. Well, good night.”

“Good night,” said Wally. He paused. “Jill.”

“Yes?”

“I know it’s not worth mentioning, and it’s breaking our agreement to
mention it, but you _do_ understand, don’t you?”

“Yes, Wally dear, I understand.”

“I’m round the corner, you know, waiting! And, if you ever _do_ change,
all you’ve got to do is just to come to me and say ‘It’s all right!’ …”

Jill laughed a little shakily.

“That doesn’t sound very romantic!”

“Not sound romantic! If you can think of any three words in the
language that sound more romantic, let me have them! Well, never mind
how they sound, just say them, and watch the result! But you must get
to bed. Good night.”

“Good night, Wally.”

She passed in through the dingy door. It closed behind her, and Wally
stood for some moments staring at it with a gloomy repulsion. He
thought he had never seen a dingier door.

Then he started to walk back to his apartment. He walked very quickly,
with clenched hands. He was wondering if after all there was not
something to be said for the methods of the caveman when he went
a-wooing. Twinges of conscience the caveman may have had when all was
over, but at least he had established his right to look after the woman
he loved.



CHAPTER NINETEEN


§ 1.

“They tell me … I am told … I am informed … No, one moment, Miss
Frisby.”

Mrs Peagrim wrinkled her fair forehead. It has been truly said that
there is no agony like the agony of literary composition, and Mrs.
Peagrim was having rather a bad time getting the requisite snap and
ginger into her latest communication to the press. She bit her lip, and
would have passed her twitching fingers restlessly through her hair but
for the thought of the damage which such an action must do to her
coiffure. Miss Frisby, her secretary, an anaemic and negative young
woman, waited patiently, pad on knee, and tapped her teeth with her
pencil.

“Please do not make that tapping noise, Miss Frisby,” said the sufferer
querulously. “I cannot think. Otie, dear, can’t you suggest a good
phrase? You ought to be able to, being an author.”

Mr Pilkington, who was strewn over an arm-chair by the window, awoke
from his meditations, which, to judge from the furrow just above the
bridge of his tortoiseshell spectacles and the droop of his weak chin,
were not pleasant. It was the morning after the production of “The Rose
of America,” and he had passed a sleepless night, thinking of the harsh
words he had said to Jill. Could she ever forgive him? Would she have
the generosity to realize that a man ought not to be held accountable
for what he says in the moment when he discovers that he has been
cheated, deceived, robbed,—in a word, hornswoggled? He had been
brooding on this all night, and he wanted to go on brooding now. His
aunt’s question interrupted his train of thought.

“Eh?” he said vaguely, gaping.

“Oh, don’t be so absent-minded!” snapped Mrs Peagrim, not unjustifiably
annoyed. “I am trying to compose a paragraph for the papers about our
party tonight, and I can’t get the right phrase … Read what you’ve
written, Miss Frisby.”

Miss Frisby, having turned a pale eye on the pothooks and twiddleys in
her note-book, translated them in a pale voice.

“‘Surely of all the leading hostesses in New York Society there can be
few more versatile than Mrs Waddlesleigh Peagrim. I am amazed every
time I go to her delightful home on West End Avenue to see the scope
and variety of her circle of intimates. Here you will see an ambassador
with a fever …’”

“With a _what?_” demanded Mrs Peagrim sharply.

“‘Fever,’ I thought you said,” replied Miss Frisby stolidly. “I wrote
‘fever’.”

“‘Diva.’ Do use your intelligence, my good girl. Go on.”

“‘Here you will see an ambassador with a diva from the opera,
exchanging the latest gossip from the chancelleries for intimate news
of the world behind the scenes. There, the author of the latest novel
talking literature to the newest debutante. Truly one may say that Mrs
Peagrim has revived the saloon.’”

Mrs Peagrim bit her lip.

“‘Salon’.”

“‘Salon’,” said Miss Frisby unemotionally. “‘They tell me, I am told, I
am informed …’” She paused. “That’s all I have.”

“Scratch out those last words,” said Mrs Peagrim irritably. “You really
are hopeless, Miss Frisby! Couldn’t you see that I had stopped
dictating and was searching for a phrase? Otie, what is a good phrase
for ‘I am told’?”

Mr Pilkington forced his wandering attention to grapple with the
problem.

“‘I hear’,” he suggested at length.

“Tchah!” ejaculated his aunt. Then her face brightened. “I have it.
Take dictation, please, Miss Frisby. ‘A little bird whispers to me that
there were great doings last night on the stage of the Gotham Theatre
after the curtain had fallen on “The Rose of America” which, as
everybody knows, is the work of Mrs Peagrim’s clever young nephew, Otis
Pilkington.’” Mrs Peagrim shot a glance at her clever young nephew, to
see how he appreciated the boost, but Otis’ thoughts were far away once
more. He was lying on his spine, brooding, brooding. Mrs Peagrim
resumed her dictation. “‘In honor of the extraordinary success of the
piece, Mrs Peagrim, who certainly does nothing by halves, entertained
the entire company to a supper-dance after the performance. A number of
prominent people were among the guests, and Mrs Peagrim was a radiant
and vivacious hostess. She has never looked more charming. The high
jinks were kept up to an advanced hour, and every one agreed that they
had never spent a more delightful evening.’ There! Type as many copies
as are necessary, Miss Frisby, and send them out this afternoon with
photographs.”

Miss Frisby having vanished in her pallid way, the radiant and
vivacious hostess turned on her nephew again.

“I must say, Otie,” she began complainingly, “that, for a man who has
had a success like yours, you are not very cheerful. I should have
thought the notices of the piece would have made you the happiest man
in New York.”

There was once a melodrama where the child of the persecuted heroine
used to dissolve the gallery in tears by saying “Happiness? What _is_
happiness, moth-aw?” Mr Pilkington did not use these actual words, but
he reproduced the stricken infant’s tone with great fidelity.

“Notices! What are notices to me?”

“Oh, don’t be so affected!” cried Mrs Peagrim. “Don’t pretend that you
don’t know every word of them by heart!”

“I have not seen the notices, Aunt Olive,” said Mr Pilkington dully.

Mrs Peagrim looked at him with positive alarm. She had never been
overwhelmingly attached to her long nephew, but since his rise to fame
something resembling affection had sprung up in her, and his attitude
now disturbed her.

“You can’t be well, Otie!” she said solicitously. “Are you ill?”

“I have a severe headache,” replied the martyr. “I passed a wakeful
night.”

“Let me go and mix you a dose of the most wonderful mixture,” said Mrs.
Peagrim maternally. “Poor boy! I don’t wonder, after all the
nervousness and excitement … You sit quite still and rest. I will be
back in a moment.”

She bustled out of the room, and Mr Pilkington sagged back into his
chair. He had hardly got his meditations going once more, when the door
opened and the maid announced “Major Selby.”

“Good morning,” said Uncle Chris breezily, sailing down the fairway
with outstretched hand. “How are—oh!”

He stopped abruptly, perceiving that Mrs Peagrim was not present and—a
more disturbing discovery—that Otis Pilkington was. It would be
exaggeration to say that Uncle Chris was embarrassed. That master-mind
was never actually embarrassed. But his jauntiness certainly ebbed a
little, and he had to pull his mustache twice before he could face the
situation with his customary _aplomb_. He had not expected to find Otis
Pilkington here, and Otis was the last man he wished to meet. He had
just parted from Jill, who had been rather plain-spoken with regard to
the recent financial operations: and, though possessed only of a
rudimentary conscience, Uncle Chris was aware that his next interview
with young Mr Pilkington might have certain aspects bordering on
awkwardness and he would have liked time to prepare a statement for the
defence. However, here the man was, and the situation must be faced.

“Pilkington!” he cried. “My dear fellow! Just the man I wanted to see!
I’m afraid there has been a little misunderstanding. Of course, it has
all been cleared up now, but still I must insist on making a personal
explanation, really I must insist. The whole matter was a most absurd
misunderstanding. It was like this …”

Here Uncle Chris paused in order to devote a couple of seconds to
thought. He had said it was “like this,” and he gave his mustache
another pull as though he were trying to drag inspiration out of it.
His blue eyes were as frank and honest as ever, and showed no trace of
the perplexity in his mind, but he had to admit to himself that, if he
managed to satisfy his hearer that all was for the best and that he had
acted uprightly and without blame, he would be doing well.

Fortunately, the commercial side of Mr Pilkington was entirely dormant
this morning. The matter of the ten thousand dollars seemed trivial to
him in comparison with the weightier problems which occupied his mind.

“Have you seen Miss Mariner?” he asked eagerly.

“Yes. I have just parted from her. She was upset, poor girl, of course,
exceedingly upset.”

Mr Pilkington moaned hollowly.

“Is she very angry with me?”

For a moment the utter inexplicability of the remark silenced Uncle
Chris. Why Jill should be angry with Mr Pilkington for being robbed of
ten thousand dollars, he could not understand, for Jill had told him
nothing of the scene that had taken place on the previous night. But
evidently this point was to Mr Pilkington the nub of the matter, and
Uncle Chris, like the strategist he was, rearranged his forces to meet
the new development.

“Angry?” he said slowly. “Well, of course …”

He did not know what it was all about, but no doubt if he confined
himself to broken sentences which meant nothing light would shortly be
vouchsafed to him.

“In the heat of the moment,” confessed Mr Pilkington, “I’m afraid I
said things to Miss Mariner which I now regret.”

Uncle Chris began to feel on solid ground again.

“Dear, dear!” he murmured regretfully.

“I spoke hastily.”

“Always think before you speak, my boy.”

“I considered that I had been cheated …”

“My dear boy!” Uncle Chris’ blue eyes opened wide. “Please! Haven’t I
said that I could explain all that? It was a pure misunderstanding …”

“Oh, I don’t care about that part of it …”

“Quite right,” said Uncle Chris cordially. “Let bygones be bygones.
Start with a clean slate. You have your money back, and there’s no need
to say another word about it. Let us forget it,” he concluded
generously. “And, if I have any influence with Jill, you may count on
me to use it to dissipate any little unfortunate rift which may have
occurred between you.”

“You think there’s a chance that she might overlook what I said?”

“As I say, I will use any influence I may possess to heal the breach. I
like you, my boy. And I am sure that Jill likes you. She will make
allowances for any ill-judged remarks you may have uttered in a moment
of heat.”

Mr Pilkington brightened, and Mrs Peagrim, returning with a
medicine-glass, was pleased to see him looking so much better.

“You are a positive wizard, Major Selby,” she said archly. “What have
you been saying to the poor boy to cheer him up so? He has a bad
headache this morning.”

“Headache?” said Uncle Chris, starting like a war-horse that has heard
the bugle. “I don’t know if I have ever mentioned it, but _I_ used to
suffer from headaches at one time. Extraordinarily severe headaches. I
tried everything, until one day a man I knew recommended a thing
called—don’t know if you have ever heard of it …”

Mrs Peagrim, in her rôle of ministering angel, was engrossed with her
errand of mercy. She was holding the medicine-glass to Mr Pilkington’s
lips, and the seed fell on stony ground.

“Drink this, dear,” urged Mrs Peagrim.

“Nervino,” said Uncle Chris.

“There!” said Mrs Peagrim. “That will make you feel much better. How
well _you_ always look, Major Selby!”

“And yet at one time,” said Uncle Chris perseveringly, “I was a martyr
…”

“I can’t remember if I told you last night about the party. We are
giving a little supper-dance to the company of Otie’s play after the
performance this evening. Of course you will come?”

Uncle Chris philosophically accepted his failure to secure the ear of
his audience. Other opportunities would occur.

“Delighted,” he said. “Delighted.”

“Quite a simple, bohemian little affair,” proceeded Mrs Peagrim. “I
thought it was only right to give the poor things a little treat after
they have all worked so hard.”

“Certainly, certainly. A capital idea.”

“We shall be quite a small party. If I once started asking anybody
outside our _real_ friends, I should have to ask everybody.”

The door opened.

“Mr Rooke,” announced the maid.

Freddie, like Mr Pilkington, was a prey to gloom this morning. He had
read one or two of the papers, and they had been disgustingly lavish in
their praise of The McWhustle of McWhustle. It made Freddie despair of
the New York press. In addition to this, he had been woken up at seven
o’clock, after going to sleep at three, by the ringing of the telephone
and the announcement that a gentleman wished to see him: and he was
weighed down with that heavy-eyed languor which comes to those whose
night’s rest is broken.

“Why, how do you do, Mr Rooke!” said Mrs Peagrim.

“How-de-do,” replied Freddie, blinking in the strong light from the
window. “Hope I’m not barging in and all that sort of thing? I came
round about this party tonight, you know.”

“Oh, yes?”

“Was wondering,” said Freddie, “if you would mind if I brought a friend
of mine along? Popped in on me from England this morning. At seven
o’clock,” said Freddie plaintively. “Ghastly hour, what! Didn’t do a
thing to the good old beauty sleep! Well, what I mean to say is, I’d be
awfully obliged if you’d let me bring him along.”

“Why, of course,” said Mrs Peagrim. “Any friend of yours, Mr Rooke …”

“Thanks awfully. Special reason why I’d like him to come, and all that.
He’s a fellow named Underhill. Sir Derek Underhill. Been a pal of mine
for years and years.”

Uncle Chris started.

“Underhill! Is Derek Underhill in America?”

“Landed this morning. Routed me out of bed at seven o’clock.”

“Oh, do you know him, too, Major Selby?” said Mrs Peagrim. “Then I’m
sure he must be charming!”

“Charming,” began Uncle Chris in measured tones, “is an adjective which
I cannot …”

“Well, thanks most awfully,” interrupted Freddie. “It’s fearfully good
of you to let me bring him along. I must be staggering off now. Lot of
things to do.”

“Oh, must you go already?”

“Absolutely must. Lot of things to do.”

Uncle Chris extended a hand to his hostess.

“I think I will be going along, too, Mrs Peagrim. I’ll walk a few yards
with you, Freddie my boy. There are one or two things I would like to
talk over. Till tonight, Mrs Peagrim.”

“Till tonight, Major Selby.” She turned to Mr Pilkington as the door
closed. “What charming manners Major Selby has. So polished. A sort of
old-world courtesy. So smooth!”

“Smooth,” said Mr Pilkington dourly, “is right!”

§ 2.

Uncle Chris confronted Freddie sternly outside the front door.

“What does this mean? Good God, Freddie, have you no delicacy?”

“Eh?” said Freddie blankly.

“Why are you bringing Underhill to this party? Don’t you realize that
poor Jill will be there? How do you suppose she will feel when she sees
that blackguard again? The cad who threw her over and nearly broke her
heart!”

Freddie’s jaw fell. He groped for his fallen eyeglass.

“Oh, my aunt! Do you think she will be pipped?”

“A sensitive girl like Jill!”

“But, listen. Derek wants to marry her.”

“What!”

“Oh, absolutely. That’s why he’s come over.”

Uncle Chris shook his head.

“I don’t understand this. I saw the letter myself which he wrote to
her, breaking off the engagement.”

“Yes, but he’s dashed sorry about all that now. Wishes he had never
been such a mug, and all that sort of thing. As a matter of fact,
that’s why I shot over here in the first place. As an ambassador, don’t
you know. I told Jill all about it directly I saw her, but she seemed
inclined to give it a miss rather, so I cabled old Derek to pop here in
person. Seemed to me, don’t you know, that Jill might be more likely to
make it up and all that if she saw old Derek.”

Uncle Chris nodded, his composure restored.

“Very true. Yes, certainly, my boy, you acted most sensibly. Badly as
Underhill behaved, she undoubtedly loved him. It would be the best
possible thing that could happen if they could be brought together. It
is my dearest wish to see Jill comfortably settled. I was half hoping
that she might marry young Pilkington.”

“Good God! The Pilker!”

“He is quite a nice young fellow,” argued Uncle Chris. “None too many
brains, perhaps, but Jill would supply that deficiency. Still, of
course, Underhill would be much better.”

“She ought to marry someone,” said Freddie earnestly. “I mean, all rot
a girl like Jill having to knock about and rough it like this.”

“You’re perfectly right.”

“Of course,” said Freddie thoughtfully, “the catch in the whole dashed
business is that she’s such a bally independent sort of girl. I mean to
say, it’s quite possible she may hand Derek the mitten, you know.”

“In that case, let us hope that she will look more favorably on young
Pilkington.”

“Yes,” said Freddie. “Well, yes. But—well, I wouldn’t call the Pilker a
very ripe sporting proposition. About sixty to one against is the way I
should figure it, if I were making a book. It may be just because I’m
feeling a bit pipped this morning—got turfed out of bed at seven
o’clock and all that—but I have an idea that she may give both of them
the old razz. May be wrong, of course.”

“Let us hope that you are, my boy,” said Uncle Chris gravely. “For in
that case I should be forced into a course of action from which I
confess that I shrink.”

“I don’t follow.”

“Freddie, my boy, you are a very old friend of Jill’s and I am her
uncle. I feel that I can speak plainly to you. Jill is the dearest
thing to me in the world. She trusted me, and I failed her. I was
responsible for the loss of her money, and my one object in life is to
see her by some means or other in a position equal to the one of which
I deprived her. If she marries a rich man, well and good. That,
provided she marries him because she is fond of him, will be the very
best thing that can happen. But if she does not there is another way.
It may be possible for me to marry a rich woman.”

Freddie stopped, appalled.

“Good God! You don’t mean … you aren’t thinking of marrying Mrs
Peagrim!”

“I wouldn’t have mentioned names, but, as you have guessed … Yes, if
the worst comes to the worst, I shall make the supreme sacrifice.
Tonight will decide. Goodbye, my boy. I want to look in at my club for
a few minutes. Tell Underhill that he has my best wishes.”

“I’ll bet he has!” gasped Freddie.



CHAPTER TWENTY


§ 1.

It is safest for the historian, if he values accuracy, to wait till a
thing has happened before writing about it. Otherwise he may commit
himself to statements which are not borne out by the actual facts. Mrs
Peagrim, recording in advance the success of her party at the Gotham
Theatre, had done this. It is true that she was a “radiant and
vivacious hostess,” and it is possible, her standard not being very
high, that she had “never looked more charming.” But, when, she went on
to say that all present were in agreement that they had never spent a
more delightful evening, she deceived the public. Uncle Chris, for one;
Otis Pilkington, for another, and Freddie Rooke, for a third, were so
far from spending a delightful evening that they found it hard to mask
their true emotions and keep a smiling face to the world.

Otis Pilkington, indeed, found it impossible, and, ceasing to try, left
early. Just twenty minutes after the proceedings had begun, he seized
his coat and hat, shot out into the night, made off blindly up
Broadway, and walked twice round Central Park before his feet gave out
and he allowed himself to be taken back to his apartment in a taxi. He
tried to tell himself that this was only what he had expected, but was
able to draw no consolation from the fact. He tried to tell himself
that Jill might change her mind, but hope refused to stir. Jill had
been very kind and very sweet and very regretful, but it was only too
manifest that on the question of becoming Mrs Otis Pilkington her mind
was made up. She was willing to like him, to be a sister to him, to
watch his future progress with considerable interest, but she would not
marry him.

One feels sorry for Otis Pilkington in his hour of travail. This was
the fifth or sixth time that this sort of thing had happened to him,
and he was getting tired of it. If he could have looked into the
future—five years almost to a day from that evening—and seen himself
walking blushfully down the aisle of St. Thomas’ with Roland Trevis’
sister Angela on his arm, his gloom might have been lightened. More
probably, however, it would have been increased. At the moment, Roland
Trevis’ sister Angela was fifteen, frivolous, and freckled and, except
that he rather disliked her and suspected her—correctly—of laughing at
him, amounted to just _nil_ in Mr Pilkington’s life. The idea of
linking his lot with hers would have appalled him, enthusiastically
though he was in favor of it five years later.

However, Mr Pilkington was unable to look into the future, so his
reflections on this night of sorrow were not diverted from Jill. He
thought sadly of Jill till two-thirty, when he fell asleep in his chair
and dreamed of her. At seven o’clock his Japanese valet, who had been
given the night off, returned home, found him, and gave him breakfast.
After which, Mr Pilkington went to bed, played three games of
solitaire, and slept till dinner-time, when he awoke to take up the
burden of life again. He still brooded on the tragedy which had
shattered him. Indeed, it was only two weeks later, when at a dance he
was introduced to a red-haired girl from Detroit, that he really got
over it.


The news was conveyed to Freddie Rooke by Uncle Chris. Uncle Chris,
with something of the emotions of a condemned man on the scaffold
waiting for a reprieve, had watched Jill and Mr Pilkington go off
together into the dim solitude at the back of the orchestra chairs,
and, after an all too brief interval, had observed the latter whizzing
back, his every little movement having a meaning of its own—and that
meaning one which convinced Uncle Chris that Freddie, in estimating Mr
Pilkington as a sixty to one chance, had not erred in his judgment of
form.

Uncle Chris found Freddie in one of the upper boxes, talking to Nelly
Bryant. Dancing was going on down on the stage, but Freddie, though
normally a young man who shook a skilful shoe, was in no mood for
dancing tonight. The return to the scenes of his former triumphs and
the meeting with the companions of happier days, severed from him by a
two-weeks’ notice, had affected Freddie powerfully. Eyeing the happy
throng below, he experienced the emotions of that Peri who, in the
poem, “at the gate of Eden stood disconsolate.”

Excusing himself from Nelly and following Uncle Chris into the
passage-way outside the box, he heard the other’s news listlessly. It
came as no shock to Freddie. He had never thought Mr Pilkington
anything to write home about, and had never supposed that Jill would
accept him. He said as much. Sorry for the chap in a way, and all that,
but had never imagined for an instant that he would click.

“Where is Underhill?” asked Uncle Chris, agitated.

“Derek? Oh, he isn’t here yet.”

“But why isn’t he here? I understood that you were bringing him with
you.”

“That was the scheme, but it seems he had promised some people he met
on the boat to go to a theatre and have a bit of supper with them
afterwards. I only heard about it when I got back this morning.”

“Good God, boy! Didn’t you tell him that Jill would be here tonight?”

“Oh, rather. And he’s coming on directly he can get away from these
people. Forget their name, but they’re influential coves who can do him
a bit of good and all that sort of thing. The man—the head of the gang,
you know—is something connected with the Cabinet or the Prime Minister
or something. You’d know his name in a minute if I told you—always
seeing it in the papers—they have pictures of him in _Punch_ a lot—but
I’m rotten at names. Derek did tell me, but it’s slipped the old bean.
Well, he had to leg it with these people, but he’s coming on later.
Ought to be here any moment now.”

Uncle Chris plucked at his mustache gloomily. Freddie’s detachment
depressed him. He had looked for more animation and a greater sense of
the importance of the issue.

“Well, pip-pip for the present,” said Freddie, moving toward the box.
“Have to be getting back. See you later.”

He disappeared, and Uncle Chris turned slowly to descend the stairs. As
he reached the floor below, the door of the stage-box opened, and Mrs
Peagrim came out.

“Oh, Major Selby!” cried the radiant and vivacious hostess. “I couldn’t
think where you had got to. I have been looking for you everywhere.”

Uncle Chris quivered slightly, but braced himself to do his duty.

“May I have the pleasure … ?” he began, then broke off as he saw the
man who had come out of the box behind his hostess. “Underhill!” He
grasped his hand and shook it warmly. “My dear fellow! I had no notion
that you had arrived!”

“Sir Derek came just a moment ago,” said Mrs Peagrim.

“How are you, Major Selby?” said Derek. He was a little surprised at
the warmth of his reception. He had not anticipated this geniality.

“My dear fellow, I’m delighted to see you,” cried Uncle Chris. “But, as
I was saying, Mrs Peagrim, may I have the pleasure of this dance?”

“I don’t think I will dance this one,” said Mrs Peagrim surprisingly.
“I’m sure you two must have ever so much to talk about. Why don’t you
take Sir Derek and give him a cup of coffee?”

“Capital idea!” said Uncle Chris. “Come this way, my dear fellow. As
Mrs Peagrim says, I have ever so much to talk about. Along this
passage, my boy. Be careful. There’s a step. Weil, well, well! It’s
delightful to see you again!” He massaged Derek’s arm affectionately.
Every time he had met Mrs Peagrim that evening he had quailed inwardly
at what lay before him, should some hitch occur to prevent the re-union
of Derek and Jill: and, now that the other was actually here, handsomer
than ever and more than ever the sort of man no girl could resist, he
declined to admit the possibility of a hitch. His spirits soared. “You
haven’t seen Jill yet, of course?”

“No.” Derek hesitated. “Is Jill … Does she … I mean …”

Uncle Chris resumed his osteopathy. He kneaded his companion’s
coat-sleeve with a jovial hand.

“My dear fellow, of course! I am sure that a word or two from you will
put everything right. We all make mistakes. I have made them myself. I
am convinced that everything will be perfectly all right … Ah, there
she is. Jill, my dear, here is an old friend to see you!”

§ 2.

Since the hurried departure of Mr Pilkington, Jill had been sitting in
the auditorium, lazily listening to the music and watching the couples
dancing on the stage. She did not feel like dancing herself, but it was
pleasant to be there and too much exertion to get up and go home. She
found herself drifting into a mood of gentle contentment, and was at a
loss to account for this. She was happy,—quietly and peacefully happy,
when she was aware that she ought to have been both agitated and
apprehensive. When she had anticipated the recent interview with Otis
Pilkington, which she had known was bound to come sooner or later, it
had been shrinkingly and with foreboding. She hated hurting people’s
feelings, and, though she read Mr Pilkington’s character accurately
enough to know that time would heal any anguish which she might cause
him, she had had no doubt that the temperamental surface of that long
young man, when he succeeded in getting her alone, was going to be
badly bruised. And it had fallen out just as she had expected. Mr
Pilkington had said his say and departed, a pitiful figure, a spectacle
which should have wrung her heart. It had not wrung her heart. Except
for one fleeting instant when she was actually saying the fatal words,
it had not interfered with her happiness at all; and already she was
beginning to forget that the incident had ever happened.

And, if the past should have depressed her, the future might have been
expected to depress her even more. There was nothing in it, either
immediate or distant, which could account for her feeling gently
contented. The future was a fog, into which she had to grope her way
blindly. She could not see a step ahead. And yet, as she leaned back in
her seat, her heart was dancing in time to the dance-music of Mrs
Peagrim’s hired orchestra. It puzzled Jill.

And then, quite suddenly yet with no abruptness or sense of discovery,
just as if it were something which she had known all along, the truth
came upon her. It was Wally, the thought of Wally, the knowledge that
Wally existed, that made her happy. He was a solid, comforting,
reassuring fact in a world of doubts and perplexities. She did not need
to be with him to be fortified, it was enough just to think of him.
Present or absent, his personality heartened her like fine weather or
music or a sea-breeze,—or like that friendly, soothing night-light
which they used to leave in her nursery when she was little, to scare
away the goblins and see her safely over the road that led to the gates
of the city of dreams.

Suppose there were no Wally …

Jill gave a sudden gasp, and sat up, tingling. She felt as she had
sometimes felt as a child, when, on the edge of sleep, she had dreamed
that she was stepping off a precipice and had woken, tense and alert,
to find that there was no danger after all. But there was a difference
between that feeling and this. She had woken, but to find that there
was danger. It was as though some inner voice was calling to her to be
careful, to take thought. Suppose there were no Wally? … And why should
there always be Wally? He had said confidently enough that there would
never be another girl … But there were thousands of other girls,
millions of other girls, and could she suppose that one of them would
not have the sense to snap up a treasure like Wally? A sense of blank
desolation swept over Jill. Her quick imagination, leaping ahead, had
made the vague possibility of a distant future an accomplished fact.
She felt, absurdly, a sense of overwhelming loss.

Into her mind, never far distant from it, came the thought of Derek.
And, suddenly, Jill made another discovery. She was thinking of Derek,
and it was not hurting. She was thinking of him quite coolly and
clearly and her heart was not aching.

She sat back and screwed her eyes tight, as she had always done when
puzzled. Something had happened to her, but how it had happened and
when it had happened and why it had happened she could not understand.
She only knew that now for the first time she had been granted a moment
of clear vision and was seeing things truly.

She wanted Wally. She wanted him in the sense that she could not do
without him. She felt nothing of the fiery tumult which had come upon
her when she first met Derek. She and Wally would come together with a
smile and build their life on an enduring foundation of laughter and
happiness and good-fellowship. Wally had never shaken and never would
shake her senses as Derek had done. If that was love, then she did not
love Wally. But her clear vision told her that it was not love. It
might be the blazing and crackling of thorns, but it was not the fire.
She wanted Wally. She needed him as she needed the air and the
sunlight.

She opened her eyes, and saw Uncle Chris coming down the aisle towards
her. There was a man with him, and, as they moved closer in the dim
light, Jill saw that it was Derek.

“Jill, my dear,” said Uncle Chris, “here is an old friend to see you!”

And, having achieved their bringing together, he proceeded to withdraw
delicately whence he had come. It is pleasant to be able to record that
he was immediately seized upon by Mrs Peagrim, who had changed her mind
about not dancing, and led off to be her partner in a fox-trot, in the
course of which she trod on his feet three times.

“Why, Derek!” said Jill cheerfully. She got up and moved down the line
of seats. Except for a mild wonder how he came to be there, she found
herself wholly unaffected by the sight of him. “Whatever are _you_
doing here?”

Derek sat down beside her. The cordiality of her tone had relieved yet
at the same time disconcerted him. Man seldom attains to perfect
contentment in this world, and Derek, while pleased that Jill
apparently bore him no ill-will, seemed to miss something in her manner
which he would have been glad to find there.

“Jill!” he said huskily.

It seemed to Derek only decent to speak huskily. To his orderly mind
this situation could be handled only in one way. It was a plain,
straight issue of the strong man humbling himself—not too much, of
course, but sufficiently: and it called, in his opinion, for the low
voice, the clenched hand, and the broken whisper. Speaking as he had
spoken, he had given the scene the right key from the start,—or would
have done if she had not got in ahead of him and opened it on a note of
absurd cheeriness. Derek found himself resenting her cheeriness. Often
as he had attempted during the voyage from England to visualize to
himself this first meeting, he had never pictured Jill smiling brightly
at him. It was a jolly smile, and made her look extremely pretty, but
it jarred upon him. A moment before he had been half relieved, half
disconcerted: now he was definitely disconcerted. He searched in his
mind for a criticism of her attitude, and came to the conclusion that
what was wrong with it was that it was too friendly. Friendliness is
well enough in its way, but in what should have been a tense clashing
of strong emotions it did not seem to Derek fitting.

“Did you have a pleasant trip?” asked Jill. “Have you come over on
business?”

A feeling of bewilderment came upon Derek. It was wrong, it was all
wrong. Of course, she might be speaking like this to cloak intense
feeling, but, if so, she had certainly succeeded. From her manner, he
and she might be casual acquaintances. A pleasant trip! In another
minute she would be asking him how he had come out on the sweepstake on
the ship’s run. With a sense of putting his shoulder to some heavy
weight and heaving at it, he sought to lift the conversation to a
higher plane.

“I came to find _you!_” he said; still huskily but not so huskily as
before. There are degrees of huskiness, and Derek’s was sharpened a
little by a touch of irritation.

“Yes?” said Jill.

Derek was now fermenting. What she ought to have said, he did not know,
but he knew that it was not “Yes?” “Yes?” in the circumstances was
almost as bad as “Really?”

There was a pause. Jill was looking at him with a frank and
unembarrassed gaze which somehow deepened his sense of annoyance. Had
she looked at him coldly, he could have understood and even appreciated
it. He had been expecting coldness, and had braced himself to combat
it. He was still not quite sure in his mind whether he was playing the
role of a penitent or a King Cophetua, but in either character he might
have anticipated a little temporary coldness, which it would have been
his easy task to melt. But he had never expected to be looked at as if
he were a specimen in a museum, and that was how he was feeling now.
Jill was not looking at him—she was inspecting him, examining him, and
he chafed under the process.

Jill, unconscious of the discomfort she was causing, continued to gaze.
She was trying to discover in just what respect he had changed from the
god he had been. Certainly not in looks. He was as handsome as
ever,—handsomer, indeed, for the sunshine and clean breezes of the
Atlantic had given him an exceedingly becoming coat of tan. And yet he
must have changed, for now she could look upon him quite
dispassionately and criticize him without a tremor. It was like seeing
a copy of a great painting. Everything was there, except the one thing
that mattered, the magic and the glamour. It was like … She suddenly
remembered a scene in the dressing-room when the company had been in
Baltimore. Lois Denham, duly the recipient of the sunburst which her
friend Izzy had promised her, had unfortunately, in a spirit of girlish
curiosity, taken it to a jeweller to be priced, and the jeweller had
blasted her young life by declaring it a paste imitation. Jill recalled
how the stricken girl—previous to calling Izzy on the long distance and
telling him a number of things which, while probably not news to him,
must have been painful hearing—had passed the vile object round the
dressing-room for inspection. The imitation was perfect. It had been
impossible for the girls to tell that the stones were not real
diamonds. Yet the jeweller, with his sixth sense, had seen through them
in a trifle under ten seconds. Jill come to the conclusion that her
newly-discovered love for Wally Mason had equipped her with a sixth
sense, and that by its aid she was really for the first time seeing
Derek as he was.

Derek had not the privilege of being able to read Jill’s thoughts. All
he could see was the outer Jill, and the outer Jill, as she had always
done, was stirring his emotions. Her daintiness afflicted him. Not for
the first, the second, or the third time since they had come into each
other’s lives, he was astounded at the strength of the appeal which
Jill had for him when they were together, as contrasted with its
weakness when they were apart. He made another attempt to establish the
scene on a loftier plane.

“What a fool I was!” he sighed. “Jill! Can you ever forgive me?”

He tried to take her hand. Jill skilfully eluded him.

“Why, of course I’ve forgiven you, Derek, if there was anything to
forgive.”

“Anything to forgive!” Derek began to get into his stride. These were
the lines on which he had desired the interview to develop. “I was a
brute! A cad!”

“Oh, no!”

“I was. Oh, I have been through hell!”

Jill turned her head away. She did not want to hurt him, but nothing
could have kept her from smiling. She had been so sure that he would
say that sooner or later.

“Jill!” Derek had misinterpreted the cause of her movement, and had
attributed it to emotion. “Tell me that everything is as it was
before.”

Jill turned.

“I’m afraid I can’t say that, Derek.”

“Of course not!” agreed Derek in a comfortable glow of manly remorse.
He liked himself in the character of the strong man abased. “It would
be too much, to expect, I know. But, when we are married …”

“Do you really want to marry me?”

“Jill!”

“I wonder!”

“How can you doubt it?”

Jill looked at him.

“Have you thought what it would mean?”

“What it would mean?”

“Well, your mother …”

“Oh!” Derek dismissed Lady Underhill with a grand gesture.

“Yes,” persisted Jill, “but, if she disapproved of your marrying me
before, wouldn’t she disapprove a good deal more now, when I haven’t a
penny in the world and am just in the chorus …”

A sort of strangled sound proceeded from Derek’s throat.

“In the chorus!”

“Didn’t you know? I thought Freddie must have told you.”

“In the chorus!” Derek stammered. “I thought you were here as a guest
of Mrs Peagrim’s.”

“So I am,—like all the rest of the company.”

“But … But …”

“You see, it would be bound to make everything a little difficult,”
said Jill. Her face was grave, but her lips were twitching. “I mean,
you are rather a prominent man, aren’t you, and if you married a
chorus-girl …”

“Nobody would know,” said Derek limply.

Jill opened her eyes.

“Nobody would _know!_” She laughed. “But, of course, you’ve never met
our press-agent. If you think that nobody would know that a girl in the
company had married a baronet who was a member of parliament and
expected to be in the Cabinet in a few years, you’re wronging him! The
news would be on the front page of all the papers the very next
day—columns of it, with photographs. There would be articles about it
in the Sunday papers. Illustrated! And then it would be cabled to
England and would appear in the papers there … You see, you’re a very
important person, Derek.”

Derek sat clutching the arms of his chair. His face was chalky. Though
he had never been inclined to underestimate his importance as a figure
in the public eye, he had overlooked the disadvantages connected with
such an eminence. He gurgled wordlessly. He had been prepared to brave
Lady Underhill’s wrath and assert his right to marry whom he pleased,
but this was different.

Jill watched him curiously and with a certain pity. It was so easy to
read what was passing in his mind. She wondered what he would say, how
he would flounder out of his unfortunate position. She had no illusions
about him now. She did not even contemplate the possibility of chivalry
winning the battle which was going on within him.

“It would be very awkward, wouldn’t it?” she said.

And then pity had its way with Jill. He had treated her badly; for a
time she had thought that he had crushed all the heart out of her: but
he was suffering, and she hated to see anybody suffer.

“Besides,” she said, “I’m engaged to somebody else.”

As a suffocating man, his lips to the tube of oxygen, gradually comes
back to life, Derek revived,—slowly as the meaning of her words sank
into his mind, then with a sudden abruptness.

“What!” he cried.

“I’m going to marry somebody else. A man named Wally Mason.”

Derek swallowed. The chalky look died out of his face, and he flushed
hotly. His eyes, half relieved, half indignant, glowed under their
pent-house of eyebrow. He sat for a moment in silence.

“I think you might have told me before!” he said huffily.

Jill laughed.

“Yes, I suppose I ought to have told you before.”

“Leading me on … !”

Jill patted him on the arm.

“Never mind, Derek! It’s all over now. And it was great fun, wasn’t
it!”

“Fun!”

“Shall we go and dance? The music is just starting.”

“I _won’t_ dance!”

Jill got up.

“I must,” she said. “I’m so happy I can’t keep still. Well, good-bye,
Derek, in case I don’t see you again. It was nice meeting after all
this time. You haven’t altered a bit!”

Derek watched her flit down the aisle, saw her jump up the little
ladder onto the stage, watched her vanish into the swirl of the dance.
He reached for a cigarette, opened his case, and found it empty. He
uttered a mirthless, Byronic laugh. The thing seemed to him symbolic.

§ 3.

Not having a cigarette of his own, Derek got up and went to look for
the only man he knew who could give him one: and after a search of a
few minutes came upon Freddie all alone in a dark corner, apart from
the throng. It was a very different Freddie from the moody youth who
had returned to the box after his conversation with Uncle Chris. He was
leaning against a piece of scenery with his head tilted back and a beam
of startled happiness on his face. So rapt was he in his reflections
that he did not become aware of Derek’s approach until the latter
spoke.

“Got a cigarette, Freddie?”

Freddie withdrew his gaze from the roof.

“Hullo, old son! Cigarette? Certainly and by all means. Cigarettes?
Where are the cigarettes? Mr. Rooke, forward! Show cigarettes.” He
extended his case to Derek, who helped himself in sombre silence,
finding his boyhood’s friend’s exuberance hard to bear. “I say, Derek,
old scream, the most extraordinary thing has happened! You’ll never
guess. To cut a long story short and come to the blow-out of the
scenario, I’m engaged! Engaged, old crumpet! You know what I
mean—engaged to be married!”

“Uh?” said Derek gruffly, frowning over his cigarette.

“Don’t wonder you’re surprised,” said Freddie, looking at him a little
wistfully, for his friend had scarcely been gushing, and he would have
welcomed a bit of enthusiasm. “Can hardly believe it myself.”

Derek awoke to a sense of the conventions.

“Congratulate you,” he said. “Do I know her?”

“Not yet, but you soon will. She’s a girl in the company,—in the
chorus, as a matter of fact. Girl named Nelly Bryant. An absolute
corker. I’ll go further—a topper. You’ll like her, old man.”

Derek was looking at him, amazed.

“Good Heavens!” he said.

“Extraordinary how these things happen,” proceeded Freddie. “Looking
back, I can see, of course, that I always thought her a topper, but the
idea of getting engaged—I don’t know—sort of thing that doesn’t occur
to a chappie, if you know what I mean. What I mean to say is, we had
always been the greatest of pals and all that, but it never struck me
that she would think it much of a wheeze getting hooked up for life
with a chap like me. We just sort of drifted along and so forth. All
very jolly and what not. And then this evening—I don’t know. I had a
bit of a hump, what with one thing and another, and she was most dashed
sweet and patient and soothing and—and—well, and what not, don’t you
know, and suddenly—deuced rummy sensation—the jolly old scales seemed
to fall, if you follow me, from my good old eyes; I don’t know if you
get the idea. I suddenly seemed to look myself squarely in the eyeball
and say to myself, ‘Freddie, old top, how do we go? Are we not missing
a good thing?’ And, by Jove, thinking it over, I found that I was
absolutely correct-o! You’ve no notion how dashed sympathetic she is,
old man! I mean to say, I had this hump, you know, owing to one thing
and another, and was feeling that life was more or less of a jolly old
snare and delusion, and she bucked me up and all that, and suddenly I
found myself kissing her and all that sort of rot, and she was kissing
me and so on and so forth, and she’s got the most ripping eyes, and
there was nobody about, and the long and the short of it was, old boy,
that I said, ‘Let’s get married!’ and she said, ‘When?’ and that was
that, if you see what I mean. The scheme now is to pop down to the City
Hall and get a license, which it appears you have to have if you want
to bring this sort of binge off with any success and vim, and then what
ho for the padre! Looking at it from every angle, a bit of a good egg,
what! Happiest man in the world, and all that sort of thing.”

At this point in his somewhat incoherent epic Freddie paused. It had
occurred to him that he had perhaps laid himself open to a charge of
monopolizing the conversation.

“I say! You’ll forgive my dwelling a bit on this thing, won’t you?
Never found a girl who would look twice at me before, and it’s rather
unsettled the old bean. Just occurred to me that I may have been
talking about my own affairs a bit. Your turn now, old thing. Sit down,
as the blighters in the novels used to say, and tell me the story of
your life. You’ve seen Jill, of course?”

“Yes,” said Derek shortly.

“And it’s all right, eh? Fine! We’ll make a double wedding of it, what?
Not a bad idea, that! I mean to say, the man of God might make a
reduction for quantity and shade his fee a bit. Do the job half price!”

Derek threw down the end of his cigarette, and crushed it with his
heel. A closer observer than Freddie would have detected long ere this
the fact that his demeanor was not that of a happy and successful
wooer.

“Jill and I are not going to be married,” he said.

A look of blank astonishment came into Freddie’s cheerful face. He
could hardly believe that he had heard correctly. It is true that, in
gloomier mood, he had hazarded the theory to Uncle Chris that Jill’s
independence might lead her to refuse Derek, but he had not really
believed in the possibility of such a thing even at the time, and now,
in the full flood of optimism consequent on his own engagement, it
seemed even more incredible.

“Great Scott!” he cried. “Did she give you the raspberry?”

It is to be doubted whether the pride of the Underhills would have
permitted Derek to reply in the affirmative, even if Freddie had
phrased his question differently: but the brutal directness of the
query made such a course impossible for him. Nothing was dearer to
Derek than his self-esteem, and, even at the expense of the truth, he
was resolved to shield it from injury. To face Freddie and confess that
any girl in the world had given him, Derek Underhill, what he coarsely
termed the raspberry was a task so revolting as to be utterly beyond
his powers.

“Nothing of the kind!” he snapped. “It was because we both saw that the
thing would be impossible. Why didn’t you tell me that Jill was in the
chorus of this damned piece?”

Freddie’s mouth slowly opened. He was trying not to realize the meaning
of what his friend was saying. His was a faithful soul, and for
years—to all intents and purposes for practically the whole of his
life—he had looked up to Derek and reverenced him. He absolutely
refused to believe that Derek was intending to convey what he seemed to
be trying to convey: for, if he was, well … by Jove … it was too rotten
and Algy Martyn had been right after all and the fellow was simply …

“You don’t mean, old man,” said Freddie with an almost pleading note in
his voice, “that you’re going to back out of marrying Jill because
she’s in the chorus?”

Derek looked away, and scowled. He was finding Freddie, in the capacity
of inquisitor, as trying as he had found him in the rôle of exuberant
_fiancé_. It offended his pride to have to make explanations to one
whom he had always regarded with a patronizing tolerance as not a bad
fellow in his way but in every essential respect negligible.

“I have to be sensible,” he said, chafing as the indignity of his
position intruded itself more and more. “You know what it would mean …
Paragraphs in all the papers … photographs … the news cabled to England
… everybody reading it and misunderstanding … I’ve got my career to
think of … It would cripple me …”

His voice trailed off, and there was silence for a moment. Then Freddie
burst into speech. His good-natured face was hard with unwonted scorn.
Its cheerful vacuity had changed to stony contempt. For the second time
in the evening the jolly old scales had fallen from Freddie’s good old
eyes, and, as Jill had done, he saw Derek as he was.

“My sainted aunt!” he said slowly. “So that’s it, what! Well, I’ve
always thought a dashed lot of you, as you know. I’ve always looked up
to you as a bit of a nib and wished I was like you. But, great Scott!
if that’s the sort of a chap you are, I’m deuced glad I’m not! I’m
going to wake up in the middle of the night and think how unlike you I
am and pat myself on the back! Ronny Devereux was perfectly right. A
tick’s a tick, and that’s all there is to say about it. Good old Ronny
told me what you were, and, like a silly ass, I wasted a lot of time
trying to make him believe you weren’t that sort of chap at all. It’s
no good standing there looking like your mother,” said Freddie firmly.
“This is where we jolly well part brass-rags! If we ever meet again,
I’ll trouble you not to speak to me, because I’ve a reputation to keep
up! So there you have it in a bally nutshell!”

Scarcely had Freddie ceased to administer it to his former friend in a
bally nutshell, when Uncle Chris, warm and dishevelled from the dance
as interpreted by Mrs Waddesleigh Peagrim, came bustling up, saving
Derek the necessity of replying to the harangue.

“Well, Underhill, my dear fellow,” began Uncle Chris affably, attaching
himself to the other’s arm, “what … ?”

He broke off, for Derek, freeing his arm with a wrench, turned and
walked rapidly away. Derek had no desire to go over the whole thing
again with Uncle Chris. He wanted to be alone, to build up, painfully
and laboriously, the ruins of his self-esteem. The pride of the
Underhills had had a bad evening.

Uncle Chris turned to Freddie.

“What is the matter?” he asked blankly.

“I’ll tell you what’s the jolly old matter!” cried Freddie. “The
blighter isn’t going to marry poor Jill after all! He’s changed his
rotten mind! It’s off!”

“Off?”

“Absolutely off!”

“Absolutely off?”

“Napoo!” said Freddie. “He’s afraid of what will happen to his blasted
career if he marries a girl who’s been in the chorus.”

“But, my dear boy!” Uncle Chris blinked. “But, my dear boy! This is
ridiculous … Surely, if I were to speak a word …”

“You can if you like. _I_ wouldn’t speak to the cootie again if you
paid me! But it won’t do any good, so what’s the use?”

Slowly Uncle Chris adjusted his mind to the disaster.

“Then you mean … ?”

“It’s off!” said Freddie.

For a moment Uncle Chris stood motionless. Then, with a sudden jerk, he
seemed to stiffen his backbone. His face was bleak, but he pulled at
his mustache jauntily.

“_Morituri te salutant!_” he said. “Good-bye, Freddie, my boy.”

He turned away, gallant and upright, the old soldier.

“Where are you going?” asked Freddie.

“Over the top!” said Uncle Chris.

“What do you mean?”

“I am going,” said Uncle Chris steadily, “to find Mrs Peagrim!”

“Good God!” cried Freddie. He followed him, protesting weakly, but the
other gave no sign that he had heard. Freddie saw him disappear into
the stage-box, and, turning, found Jill at his elbow.

“Where did Uncle Chris go?” asked Jill. “I want to speak to him.”

“He’s in the stage-box, with Mrs Peagrim.”

“With Mrs Peagrim?”

“Proposing to her,” said Freddie solemnly.

Jill stared.

“Proposing to Mrs Peagrim? What do you mean?”

Freddie drew her aside, and began to explain.

§ 4.

In the dimness of the stage-box, his eyes a little glassy and a dull
despair in his soul, Uncle Chris was wondering how to begin. In his hot
youth he had been rather a devil of a fellow in between dances, a
coo-er of soft phrases and a stealer of never very stoutly withheld
kisses. He remembered one time in Bangalore … but that had nothing to
do with the case. The point was, how to begin with Mrs Peagrim. The
fact that twenty-five years ago he had crushed in his arms beneath the
shadows of the deodars a girl whose name he had forgotten, though he
remembered that she had worn a dress of some pink stuff, was immaterial
and irrelevant. Was he to crush Mrs Peagrim in his arms? Not, thought
Uncle Chris to himself, on a bet. He contented himself for the moment
with bending an intense gaze upon her and asking if she was tired.

“A little,” panted Mrs Peagrim, who, though she danced often and
vigorously, was never in the best of condition, owing to her habit of
neutralizing the beneficient effects of exercise by surreptitious
candy-eating. “I’m a little out of breath.”

Uncle Chris had observed this for himself, and it had not helped him to
face his task. Lovely woman loses something of her queenly dignity when
she puffs. Inwardly, he was thinking how exactly his hostess resembled
the third from the left of a troupe of performing sea-lions which he
had seen some years ago on one of his rare visits to a vaudeville
house.

“You ought not to tire yourself,” he said with a difficult tenderness.

“I am so fond of dancing,” pleaded Mrs Peagrim. Recovering some of her
breath, she gazed at her companion with a sort of short-winded
archness. “You are always so sympathetic, Major Selby.”

“Am I?” said Uncle Chris. “Am I?”

“You know you are!”

Uncle Chris swallowed quickly.

“I wonder if you have ever wondered,” he began, and stopped. He felt
that he was not putting it as well as he might. “I wonder if it has
ever struck you that there’s a reason.” He stopped again. He seemed to
remember reading something like that in an advertisement in a magazine,
and he did not want to talk like an advertisement. “I wonder if it has
ever struck you, Mrs. Peagrim,” he began again, “that any sympathy on
my part might be due to some deeper emotion which … Have you never
suspected that you have never suspected …” Uncle Chris began to feel
that he must brace himself up. Usually a man of fluent speech, he was
not at his best tonight. He was just about to try again, when he caught
his hostess’ eye, and the soft gleam in it sent him cowering back into
the silence as if he wore taking cover from an enemy’s shrapnel.

Mrs Peagrim touched him on the arm.

“You were saying … ?” she murmured encouragingly.

Uncle Chris shut his eyes. His fingers pressed desperately into the
velvet curtain beside him. He felt as he had felt when a raw lieutenant
in India, during his first hill-campaign, when the etiquette of the
service had compelled him to rise and walk up and down in front of his
men under a desultory shower of jezail-bullets. He seemed to hear the
damned things _whop-whopping_ now … and almost wished that he could
really hear them. One or two good bullets just now would be a welcome
diversion.

“Yes?” said Mrs Peagrim.

“Have you never felt,” babbled Uncle Chris, “that, feeling as I feel, I
might have felt … that is to say, might be feeling a feeling … ?”

There was a tap at the door of the box. Uncle Chris started violently.
Jill came in.

“Oh, I beg your pardon,” she said. “I wanted to speak …”

“You wanted to speak to me?” said Uncle Chris, bounding up. “Certainly,
certainly, certainly, of course. If you will excuse me for a moment?”

Mrs Peagrim bowed coldly. The interruption had annoyed her. She had no
notion who Jill was, and she resented the intrusion at this particular
juncture intensely. Not so Uncle Chris, who skipped out into the
passage like a young lamb.

“Am I in time?” asked Jill in a whisper.

“In time?”

“You know what I mean. Uncle Chris, listen to me! You are not to
propose to that awful woman. Do you understand?”

Uncle Chris shook his head.

“The die is cast!”

“The die isn’t anything of the sort,” said Jill. “Unless … .” She
stopped, aghast. “You don’t mean that you have done it already?”

“Well, no. To be perfectly accurate, no. But …”

“Then that’s all right. I know why you were doing it, and it was very
sweet of you, but you mustn’t.”

“But, Jill, you don’t understand.”

“I do understand.”

“I have a motive …”

“I know your motive. Freddie told me. Don’t you worry yourself about
me, dear, because I am all right. I am going to be married.”

A look of ecstatic relief came into Uncle Chris’ face.

“Then Underhill … ?”

“I am not marrying Derek. Somebody else. I don’t think you know him,
but I love him, and so will you.” She pulled his face down and kissed
him. “Now you can go back.”

Uncle Chris was almost too overcome to speak. He gulped a little.

“Jill,” he said shakily, “this is a … this is a great relief.”

“I knew it would be.”

“If you are really going to marry a rich man …”

“I didn’t say he was rich.”

The joy ebbed from Uncle Chris’ face.

“If he is not rich, if he cannot give you everything of which I …”

“Oh, don’t be absurd! Wally has all the money anybody needs. What’s
money?”

“What’s money?” Uncle Chris stared. “Money, my dear child, is … is …
well, you mustn’t talk of it in that light way. But, if you think you
will really have enough … ?”

“Of course we shall. Now you can go back. Mrs Peagrim will be wondering
what has become of you.”

“Must I?” said Uncle Chris doubtfully.

“Of course. You must be polite.”

“Very well,” said Uncle Chris. “But it will be a little difficult to
continue the conversation on what you might call general lines.
However!”


Back in the box, Mrs Peagrim was fanning herself with manifest
impatience.

“What did that girl want?” she demanded.

Uncle Chris seated himself with composure. The weakness had passed, and
he was himself again.

“Oh, nothing, nothing. Some trivial difficulty, which I was able to
dispose of in a few words.”

Mrs Peagrim would have liked to continue her researches, but a feeling
that it was wiser not to stray too long from the main point restrained
her. She bent towards him.

“You were going to say something when that girl interrupted us.”

Uncle Chris shot his cuffs with a debonair gesture.

“Was I? Was I? To be sure, yes. I was saying that you ought not to let
yourself get tired. Deuce of a thing, getting tired. Plays the dickens
with the system.”

Mrs Peagrim was disconcerted. The atmosphere seemed to have changed,
and she did not like it. She endeavored to restore the tone of the
conversation.

“You are so sympathetic,” she sighed, feeling that she could not do
better than to begin again at that point. The remark had produced good
results before, and it might do so a second time.

“Yes,” agreed Uncle Chris cheerily. “You see, I have seen something of
all this sort of thing, and I realize the importance of it. I know what
all this modern rush and strain of life is for a woman in your
position. Parties every night … dancing … a thousand and one calls on
the vitality … bound to have an effect sooner or later,
unless—_unless_,” said Uncle Chris solemnly, “one takes steps. Unless
one acts in time. I had a friend—” His voice sank—“I had a very dear
friend over in London, Lady Alice—but the name would convey nothing—the
point is that she was in exactly the same position as you. On the rush
all the time. Never stopped. The end was inevitable. She caught cold,
hadn’t sufficient vitality to throw it off, went to a dance in
mid-winter, contracted pneumonia …” Uncle Chris sighed. “All over in
three days,” he said sadly. “Now at that time,” he resumed, “I did not
know what I know now. If I had heard of Nervino then …” He shook his
head. “It might have saved her life. It _would_ have saved her life. I
tell you, Mrs Peagrim, that there is nothing, there is no lack of
vitality which Nervino cannot set right. I am no physician myself, I
speak as a layman, but it acts on the red corpuscles of the blood …”

Mrs Peagrim’s face was stony. She had not spoken before, because he had
given her no opportunity, but she spoke now in a hard voice.

“Major Selby!”

“Mrs Peagrim?”

“I am not interested in patent medicines!”

“One can hardly call Nervino that,” said Uncle Chris reproachfully. “It
is a sovereign specific. You can get it at any drug-store. It comes in
two sizes, the dollar-fifty—or large—size, and the …”

Mrs Peagrim rose majestically.

“Major Selby, I am tired …”

“Precisely. And, as I say, Nervino …”

“Please,” said Mrs. Peagrim coldly, “go to the stage-door and see if
you can find my limousine. It should be waiting in the street.”

“Certainly,” said Uncle Chris. “Why, certainly, certainly, certainly.”

He left the box and proceeded across the stage. He walked with a lissom
jauntiness. His eye was bright. One or two of those whom he passed on
his way had the idea that this fine-looking man was in pain. They
fancied that he was moaning. But Uncle Chris was not moaning. He was
humming a gay snatch from the lighter music of the ’nineties.



CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE


§ 1.

Up on the roof of his apartment, far above the bustle and clamor of the
busy city, Wally Mason, at eleven o’clock on the morning after Mrs
Peagrim’s bohemian party, was greeting the new day, as was his custom,
by going through his ante-breakfast exercises. Mankind is divided into
two classes, those who do setting-up exercises before breakfast and
those who know they ought to but don’t. To the former and more
praiseworthy class Wally had belonged since boyhood. Life might be vain
and the world a void, but still he touched his toes the prescribed
number of times and twisted his muscular body about according to the
ritual. He did so this morning a little more vigorously than usual,
partly because he had sat up too late the night before and thought too
much and smoked too much, with the result that he had risen heavy-eyed,
at the present disgraceful hour, and partly because he hoped by
wearying the flesh to still the restlessness of the spirit. Spring
generally made Wally restless, but never previously had it brought him
this distracted feverishness. So he lay on his back and waved his legs
in the air, and it was only when he had risen and was about to go still
further into the matter that he perceived Jill standing beside him.

“Good Lord!!” said Wally.

“Don’t stop,” said Jill. “I’m enjoying it.”

“How long have you been here?”

“Oh, I only just arrived. I rang the bell, and the nice old lady who is
cooking your lunch told me you were out here.”

“Not lunch. Breakfast.”

“Breakfast! At this hour?”

“Won’t you join me?”

“I’ll join you. But I had my breakfast long ago.”

Wally found his despondency magically dispelled. It was extraordinary
how the mere sight of Jill could make the world a different place. It
was true the sun had been shining before her arrival, but in a flabby,
weak-minded way, not with the brilliance it had acquired immediately he
heard her voice.

“If you don’t mind waiting for about three minutes while I have a
shower and dress …”

“Oh, is the entertainment over?” asked Jill, disappointed. “I always
arrive too late for everything.”

“One of these days you shall see me go through the whole programme,
including shadow-boxing and the goose-step. Bring your friends! But at
the moment I think it would be more of a treat for you to watch me eat
an egg. Go and look at the view. From over there you can see Hoboken.”

“I’ve seen it. I don’t think much of it.”

“Well, then, on this side we have Brooklyn. There is no stint. Wander
to and fro and enjoy yourself. The rendezvous is in the sitting-room in
about four moments.”

Wally vaulted through the passage-window, and disappeared. Then he
returned and put his head out.

“I say!”

“Yes?”

“Just occurred to me. Your uncle won’t be wanting this place for half
an hour or so, will he? I mean, there will be time for me to have a
bite of breakfast?”

“I don’t suppose he will require your little home till some time in the
evening.”

“Fine!”

Wally disappeared again, and a few moments later Jill heard the faint
splashing of water. She walked to the parapet and looked down. On the
windows of the nearer buildings the sun cast glittering beams, but
further away a faint, translucent mist hid the city. There was Spring
humidity in the air. In the street she had found it oppressive: but on
the breezy summit of this steel-and-granite cliff the air was cool and
exhilarating. Peace stole into Jill’s heart as she watched the boats
dropping slowly down the East River, which gleamed like dull steel
through the haze. She had come to Journey’s End, and she was happy.
Trouble and heart-ache seemed as distant as those hurrying black ants
down on the streets. She felt far away from the world on an enduring
mountain of rest. She gave a little sigh of contentment, and turned to
go in as Wally called.

In the sitting-room her feeling of security deepened. Here, the world
was farther away than ever. Even the faint noises which had risen to
the roof were inaudible, and only the cosy tick-tock of the
grandfather’s clock punctuated the stillness.

She looked at Wally with a quickening sense of affection. He had the
divine gift of silence at the right time. Yes, this was home. This was
where she belonged.

“It didn’t take me in, you know,” said Jill at length, resting her arms
on the table and regarding him severely.

Wally looked up.

“What didn’t take you in?”

“That bath of yours. Yes, I know you turned on the cold shower, but you
stood at a safe distance and watched it _show!_”

Wally waved his fork.

“As Heaven is my witness. … Look at my hair! Still damp! And I can show
you the towel.”

“Well, then, I’ll bet it was the hot water. Why weren’t you at Mrs
Peagrim’s party last night?”

“It would take too long to explain all my reasons, but one of them was
that I wasn’t invited. How did it go off?”

“Splendidly. Freddie’s engaged!”

Wally lowered his coffee cup.

“Engaged! You don’t mean what is sometimes slangily called bethrothed?”

“I do. He’s engaged to Nelly Bryant. Nelly told me all about it when
she got home last night. It seems that Freddie said to her ‘What ho!’
and she said ‘You bet!’ and Freddie said ‘Pip pip!’ and the thing was
settled.” Jill bubbled. “Freddie wants to go into vaudeville with her!”

“No! The Juggling Rookes? Or Rooke and Bryant, the cross-talk team, a
thoroughly refined act, swell dressers on and off?”

“I don’t know. But it doesn’t matter. Nelly is domestic. She’s going to
have a little home in the country, where she can grow chickens and
pigs.”

“‘Father’s in the pigstye, you can tell him by his hat,’ eh?”

“Yes. They will be very happy. Freddie will be a father to her parrot.”

Wally’s cheerfulness diminished a trifle. The contemplation of
Freddie’s enviable lot brought with it the inevitable contrast with his
own. A little home in the country … Oh, well!

§ 2.

There was a pause. Jill was looking a little grave.

“Wally!”

“Yes?”

She turned her face away, for there was a gleam of mischief in her eyes
which she did not wish him to observe.

“Derek was at the party!”

Wally had been about to butter a piece of toast. The butter, jerked
from the knife by the convulsive start which he gave, popped up in a
semi-circle and plumped onto the tablecloth. He recovered himself
quickly.

“Sorry!” he said. “You mustn’t mind that. They want me to be
second-string for the ‘Boosting the Butter’ event at the next Olympic
Games, and I’m practising all the time. … Underhill was there, eh?”

“Yes.”

“You met him?”

“Yes.”

Derek fiddled with his knife.

“Did he come over … I mean … had he come specially to see you?”

“Yes.”

“I see.”

There was another pause.

“He wants to marry you?”

“He said he wanted to marry me.”

Wally got up and went to the window. Jill could smile safely now, and
she did, but her voice was still grave.

“What ought I to do, Wally? I thought I would ask you, as you are such
a friend.”

Wally spoke without turning.

“You ought to marry him, of course.”

“You think so?”

“You ought to marry him, of course,” said Wally doggedly. “You love
him, and the fact that he came all the way to America must mean that he
still loves you. Marry him!”

“But …” Jill hesitated. “You see, there’s a difficulty.”

“What difficulty?”

“Well … it was something I said to him just before he went away. I said
something that made it a little difficult.”

Wally continued to inspect the roofs below.

“What did you say?”

“Well … it was something … something that I don’t believe he liked …
something that may interfere with his marrying me.”

“What did you say?”

“I told him I was going to marry _you!_”

Wally spun round. At the same time he leaped in the air. The effect of
the combination of movements was to cause him to stagger across the
room and, after two or three impromptu dance steps which would have
interested Mrs Peagrim, to clutch at the mantelpiece to save himself
from falling. Jill watched him with quiet approval.

“Why, that’s wonderful, Wally! Is that another of your morning
exercises? If Freddie does go into vaudeville, you ought to get him to
let you join the troupe.”

Wally was blinking at her from the mantelpiece.

“Jill!”

“Yes?”

“What—what—what … !”

“Now, don’t talk like Freddie, even if you are going into vaudeville
with him.”

“You said you were going to marry _me?_”

“I said I was going to marry you!”

“But—do you mean … ?”

The mischief died out of Jill’s eyes. She met his gaze frankly and
seriously.

“The lumber’s gone, Wally,” she said. “But my heart isn’t empty. It’s
quite, quite full, and it’s going to be full for ever and ever and
ever.”

Wally left the mantelpiece, and came slowly towards her.

“Jill!” He choked. “Jill!”

Suddenly he pounced on her and swung her off her feet. She gave a
little breathless cry.

“Wally! I thought you didn’t approve of cavemen!”

“This,” said Wally, “is just another new morning exercise I’ve thought
of!”

Jill sat down, gasping.

“Are you going to do that often, Wally?”

“Every day for the rest of my life!”

“Goodness!”

“Oh, you’ll get used to it. It’ll grow on you.”

“You don’t think I am making a mistake marrying you?”

“No, no! I’ve given the matter a lot of thought, and … in fact, no,
no!”

“No,” said Jill thoughtfully. “I think you’ll make a good husband. I
mean, suppose we ever want the piano moved or something … Wally!” she
broke off suddenly.

“You have our ear.”

“Come out on the roof,” said Jill. “I want to show you something
funny.”

Wally followed her out. They stood at the parapet together, looking
down.

“There!” said Jill, pointing.

Wally looked puzzled.

“I see many things, but which is the funny one?”

“Why, all those people. Over there—and there—and there. Scuttering
about and thinking they know everything there is to know, and not one
of them has the least idea that I am the happiest girl on earth!”

“Or that I’m the happiest man! Their ignorance is—what is the word I
want? Abysmal. They don’t know what it’s like to stand beside you and
see that little dimple in your chin. … They don’t know you’ve _got_ a
little dimple in your chin. … They don’t know. … They don’t know … Why,
I don’t suppose a single one of them even knows that I’m just going to
kiss you!”

“Those girls in that window over there do,” said Jill. “They are
watching us like hawks.”

“Let ’em!” said Wally briefly.

THE END



Transcriber’s Note: While I left several variant spellings such as
vodevil and bethrothed, I did correct the following:

Fixed: course/coarse in
Yet somehow this course, rough person in front of him never seemed to
allow him a word

Fixed: awfuly/awfully in:
He’s awfuly good to girls who’ve worked in shows for him before.

Fixed: Pullfan/Pullman
Those Pullfan porters on parade!”

Fixed: a large typo in the print edition, which originally read:
“Yes. I’ve got the most damned attack of indigestion.” Derek should
recline in the arm-chair which he had vacated; dinner!”





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